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Thunk Tanked

by Andreas, Calvin and Eric

A Brother, another Brother, and a Brother in Law have thought about some things. We're like a collection, with thoughts, thinking. A Thunk Tank..ed, if you will. Mostly bad business ideas, scams and weird stuff.

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Episodes

  1. Tactical PJs

    This Episode: Microplastics, Shark Tank, Pajamas, Mall Ninjas, Jobs, Real Regular News, Batboy the Movie, and the small child in my basement.

  2. The SUN isn't REAL

    This Episode: Sea Shanty Podcast, Thicc Energy, Pirates vs Ninjas, Ghost of Kyiv Anime, Uber for Espionage, and Elon Musk can go Fuck himself.

  3. Marvel Bad 2

    This Episode: Hobbies, Pokemon, Robot Arms, Video Game, and an Alt History Aliens Show.

  4. Soft Life

    This Episode: Ghostal Warming, Explosive Safety, Waterproofing, Rage Bait, and Hot Glue.

  5. Perfect Clickbait??? (Not Clickbait)

    This Episode: Special Guest Alix (not Spork of Love), Can you Tattoo better than a 6th Grader, Astrological Sign Reassignment, Is Soda Art?, a CNN Conspiracy, and a TWIST.

  6. Just the Bad Ideas

    This Episode: Regex, Werewolf Vs War Wolf, Prediction Scam and Low Fat Diets cause Diabetes.

  7. Is the next iPhone ROUND?

    This Episode: We fix cell phones, American Monarchy, Communism Club Scam, Coffee Seltzer, and VR Breastfeeding Simulator.

  8. Everything is Possible with Friendship

    This Episode: Friends, Murder and Communism

  9. K-Cup Pancakes - A Technological Marvel

    This episode: Jedi precogs, Satire as a Religion, Phone Lock Ring, and PANCAKES.

  10. Do Words Experience TIME???

    Are Hotdogs Sentient?! What is even happening right now?

  11. Scuba Museum

    This Episode: We don't solve Racism.

  12. Stars: Trek better than Wars

    This Episode: Why were we gone for so Long?

  13. Can you grow THAT in a VAT?

    This Episode: Online Banking, Rich People, Strange New Worlds, Predictive Programming, Liberal Crime Squad, Things you can grow in a Vat, Half Vegan, Hop Lobsters, and Homeopathic Vapes.

  14. Batboy son of The Batman

    This Episode: Corporations = Supernatural Entities, Horse Race 'Insurance', Cryptid Farm, Data Mining Fingerprints, What Year is it?, and The Goddamn Batman.

  15. Batman Beer Diet

    This Episode: High Protein Beer, Immortality, Performance Enhancing Alcohol, Assassination, and Lots of Movies and TV.

  16. Please Mount the Art Slide

    This Episode: Art, Better Gritty Remakes, and A Flashlight for LCD's.

  17. What does SPACE taste like?

    This Episode: The Nile, Gender Neutral Books, Microsoft Excel, Worm Furries, Vaseline Spa, Flat Earth and other Geometries, and Space Flavor.

  18. Stop talking about Will Smith

    This Episode we fail to not talk about an award show. Clever Viewers will notice that's Anthony Mackey in the Thumbnail...

  19. Scholarship with NO REQUIREMENTS

    This Episode: The Thunktanked.com Scholarship for Lucky People, Wizard CSI, Expert For Hire, PreBoot Camp, Government Issued Dash Cams, and Daylight Savings.

  20. Can we give Texas back to Mexico?

    This Episode: Superman is Magic, Energizing Salts, and Asking Questions.

  21. The Batman Isn't What You Think

    This Episode: The Batman Spoilers, and NFT nonsense.

  22. Jurassic World Dominion SPOILERS!🦕

    This Episode: Dinosaurs, HFY, the Superb Owl, Eurovision, Flasbangs, and Ironcart.

  23. AK-100 Vanilla Corn Drink

    This Episode: Minions, Eric Tastes Weird Things, Scamming Scams, Andreas is Angry about Things, Nobody, Anti-Bomb Suit Game, The 3rd Mummy, Classism, Vanity Muscles and Blogs.

  24. Good Vibes and Sunshine

    This Episode: Becoming a Fox Expert, Morals are Subjective, Buddy Roman Centurion Movie, Jesus 2nd Coming Romantic Comedy, Laser Paper, Star Wars Mellons, Christian VR Movies, and Tracking Reminder Hat.

  25. Jesus Died for his Crimes

    That's just a historical fact. This episode: Denny's Eggs, Youtube Comments, Factory Simulator, Video Games, Medieval Zombies, UFO Interviews, Printable Things, Matrix Remake, Jesus Clickbait.

  26. Was George Washington the 2nd Coming of JESUS CHRIST ???

    This Episode: Religion. That's all really. Also, Jesus Washington's wooden teeth are made from the REAL CROSS!

  27. Listen to this one Second

    This Episode: Questionable Steam Games, Uber for Temp Jobs, Genetically Modified Drug Producing Animals, Dungeon Master Simulator, Woods Porn Simulator, and Car Meal Trays.

  28. Olympic Level Competitive Hibachi

    This Episode: Web based Web Browser, Competitive Hibachi, and Santa Claus Conspiracies.

  29. Wall Street's War Against CHRISTMAS

    This Episode: The Purge, Spiderman, Congress, Fake your Death, Some Scams, and Breaking the Stock Market with Memes.

  30. Terrorist Watchlist Leaderboard

    This Episode: Scams about Selling your Data, Watchlist Leaderboard Mobile Game, an NFT of the NFTBay, Fully Fungible Tokens, Old Man Robot Movie pitch, Dungeon Master Manager game, Movies, Dr Who, and Dennys.

  31. Lose Weight with Just Ice Cream and this Weird Belt!

    This Episode: Calendar Belt, Onboarding, Cowboy Bebop, Resume References Inc., Scam Speakers, and Cricket Flavored Ice Cream.

  32. Inside-Out Trading?

    Not Insider Trading, Bankruptcy Cult, Fixing Science, Dumb Internet, D20 Watermelons, Apples, and actual Gay Superman.

  33. Star Trek is a Secret Dystopia

    This Episode: MLM MTG CTG, Taking advantage of psychologically damaged people, Manliness Retreat, and Star Trek nonsense.

  34. Cowboy Bebop Sucks

    No, not that one, the other one. This Episode: Live Action Cowboy Bebop is going to be awesome, Piss Christ, Youtube Ads, The AntiChrist, Mouth Noises, Sodium Bicarbonate, Bird Knights, Battleship, and Art is Theft.

  35. Just Add Puppies

    This Episode: Youvies, Subscription Hardware, Horrible Country Music, Steak Grapes, Giving up on Humanity, Puppies, and the Electric Snuggy.

  36. DARK Homeopathy - Can you use it for EVIL?

    This episode: Dark Homeopathy the Book? Alien Invasion with a Twist! Asteroids the Movie, Country Music, Autotune Karaoke, Fridge Dehumidifier, Attacking our Competitors. https://discord.gg/5aHAH6fApp https://www.twitch.tv/robottelevision

  37. is Squid Game a Lost Prequel???

    No, of course not. This Episode: Internet Bread, Red and Blue pill pain killers, Tow Truck Story, Everyone Clapped, Reusable Toilet Paper, Kublai Khan, Witches, Magic Underwear, Birds ARE REAL, Squid, Blood, and Sparkle Sunscreen.

  38. We Guess the Mario Movie Voice Actors

    Well, we try to.. This Episode: Standing, Demonetization, Superhero Payment, Mario Movie, Political Product Plugs, Horse Nuts, Homeopathy, Catalytic Converters, Meth, Telephone Scams, and Monopoly Money.

  39. 👻Ghosts HATE this one Weird Trick!

    This Episode: Old, Batteries, Darwin Awards, WWEE-Sports, Security, and Steven Seagal. Join the Thunk Tanked Discord! we post more dumb stuff there: https://discord.gg/5aHAH6fApp

  40. Is the Sun a Chair?

    This Episode: Our Clickbait Scam Worked!, Space X Inspiration4, Chairs, Horse Paste, Joe Rogan, Gay Frogs, and being a Real Action Hero. Join the Thunk Tanked Discord! we post more dumb stuff there: https://discord.gg/5aHAH6fApp

  41. The Matrix 4 Spoilers

    This Episode: Greek Letters, Bottled Water, The Matrix, Fans, Paper Lego, Japan, and Ayn Rand!

  42. Nicolas Cage's Secret Podcast?

    Listen till the end to find out! This Episode: Horse Races, Fire Hazard Appliances, Spicy Pillows, Anything but Applebee's, 6 Guys, Tenure, Proton Packs, and Podcasts.

  43. Space Knights!

    This Episode: Space Knights, Bag of D, AirBnB but for Food, Talk Radio, Creativity Retreat and other nonsense.

  44. Is Hell even in the Bible?

    This Episode: Lottery App, Communist Pay to Win, Gun Bucks, Catholicism with Extra Steps, and Uber for Hugs.

  45. Is Clickbait ILLEGAL???

    This Episode: The Clickbait Loophole, Tik Tok, DIY Guillotine https://www.tiktok.com/@thunk_tank/video/6990126290426793222?sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6929209480048526853&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0

  46. Money Can't Buy You LOVE

    This Episode: Reality TV gone right?

  47. Vegan Gasoline

    This Episode: Vegan stuff and Power Alternatives

  48. Signlangauge Rap is cooler than you think

    This Episode: How To..., Double Vegetarian, Signlangauge Rap, and Commie Coins.

  49. Tomorrow War Bad

    This Episode: Rules, We talk about a movie for a bit too long, Pagan Corn, Sports, Complaints, Signatures, Free Rent, Quit your Job, and even more movie talk.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A Brother, another Brother, and a Brother in Law have thought about some things. We're like a collection, with thoughts, thinking. A Thunk Tank..ed, if you will. Mostly bad business ideas, scams and weird stuff.

HOSTED BY

Andreas, Calvin and Eric

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A Brother, another Brother, and a Brother in Law have thought about some things. We're like a collection, with thoughts, thinking. A Thunk Tank..ed, if you will. Mostly bad business ideas, scams and weird stuff.

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