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Time Flies with Jesus Sepulveda
by Jesus Sepulveda
Time Flies is hosted by comedian Jesus Sepulveda, from The American Wannabes podcast, the Netflix special "They can't deport us all" with Chingo Bling and Entre Nos on HBO. He opens up about his take on modern topic, pop culture and shares stories from his life experiences. Enjoy!
Episodes
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Episode 65 - No One Told Me!
Episode 65. Jesus gives you an inside look on how it is to be a traveling comedian goes over his busy schedule and goes into detail of what happens during the shows he also talks about certain shows that went wrong then he touches on the Tragic that happened at the Mexico soccer game and ends it...
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Episode 64 - Liar Liar
Episode 64. On this episode Jesus talks about his Valentine's Day gift debacle With customer service Then Jesus goes into how he spent the day at Universal Studios during the Super Bowl Then Jesus goes into Some childhood stories on how his dad would put him in awkward positions where he had to...
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Episode 63- The Burger King
Episode 63. On this episode it says talks about planning a vacation for his brother who is visiting him from Arizona then he talks about how It is when family comes over and visit and takes over the house. Jesus and this episode with a hilarious story of the time he ate somebody else's whopper…
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Episode 62 - Football Glory Days
Episode 62. Right off the bat Jesus mistakes this sundays game With the Super Bowl even though the Super Bowl is In two weeks then goes into his football glory days then talks about how football players act in the locker room and he ends it with a funny story of how dramatic white people are with...
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Episode 61 - Do The Right Thing
Episode 61. And this episode Jesus talks about the Eli crime that's going on then Mentions that he's not scared because he grew up in that environment makes fun of it then tells the story of the time that he gave a dollar to a Crackhead who now has given him trust issues then ends it with a...
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Episode 60 - Who Gave Us The Rona
Episode 60. This is talks about how the Sepulveda's household got hit with Covid then he goes into how everyone is reacting towards it. Then he switches topic and goes into how he wants to change for 2022 And and the episode with a hilarious story about him and deodorant enjoy! SUBSCRIBE AND...
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Episode 59 - Gangsters That Dance
Episode 59 Jesus talks about what he wants to eat for his birthday then he goes into the last minute shopping items Then he talks about Watching the movie west side story and how he thought it was about gangs there finds out it's a musical enjoy! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on...
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Episode 58 - Shop Till You Drop
Episode 58. On this episode Jesus gives you a quick summary of how his Thanksgiving was he also talks about his regrets on the food choices he made then he goes in to where he's at with the 25 days of Christmas and the shopping that's to come hope you enjoy this episode! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT!...
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Episode 57 - Sepulveda's Are In New York!
Episode 57 . Jesus makes it to New York City and takes his mom and dad with him ! They talk about All the things at the scene Central Park where John Lennon got murdered Empire State building and they also talked about all the places that they went to go eat it is a funny episode and then Jesus...
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Episode 56 - The Secret
Episode 56. Jesus talks about how happy he is the Halloween is over he likes it but it scared of all the haunted houses then he goes into his secret announcement on his trip to New York City then talks about how he is taking his family with him and His parents packing style lol enjoy! SUBSCRIBE…
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Episode 55 - 420 SHOW!
Episode 55 Jesus explains the mustache I look then he talks about his trip to Tucson Arizona where he went to a costume family party . I then Jesus talks about the show he had to perform in Tucson where it was a cannabis friendly show and like everyone that listen to the podcast knows Jesus does...
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Episode 54 - Help My Sister's A Bully
Episode 54 Jesus talks about sports for the first time ever in his podcast career .. Then he talks about how in the 90s kids used to take care of themselves they would walk home an open their house door with the key that their parents Would Lecture them on how important that key is then he ends…
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Episode 53 - Scary Cat
Episode 53 He just talks about growing up and how he needs to stop being so afraid of scary movies then he goes into drunk Mexicans at party's. Then Jesus and the podcast with a hilarious story of his elementary crush and how her brother was super jealous enjoy ! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow…
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Episode 52 - Scratch My Back And I'll Scratch Yours
Episode 52 Jesus gives his opinion on the $.99 store And shares with his favorite toy then he talks about his Halloween costume when he was a kid with a hilarious impression of his dad.Then he goes into and his battle with not receiving a good massage!. I disappear so has good energy also…
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Episode 51 - San Antonio weekend
Episode 51 Jesus has a show in San Antonio for the weekend and decide to do an episode there he starts off the podcast talking about traveling during 9/11 he also Talks about how the shows went and him dealing with they heckler then he ends the episode with a story of his dad crushing his dreams…
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Episode 50 - Guess Who's Back!
Episode 50 Is finally here - the episode that everyone has been waiting for! Right away Jesus and his parents get into some back-and-forth banter that goes on for a couple of minutes with their Spanglish conversations and Jesus' dad's quick jokes. And Jesus takes them down memory lane with photos...
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Episode 49 - Hiding Under the Bed
Episode 49 He just talks about his Fourth of July experience with his neighbors popping illegal fireworks and the visit of his parents and the grilled onions incident with his dad. He also shares the story of how he used to spend the summer vacations when he was younger what's funny Act out and...
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Episode 48 - Working Class
Episode 48 This episode is dedicated on the hard-working people That hustle every day work overtime and sacrifice a lot of their time to provide for their family. Jesus talks about his dad working in the 90s and how he Saul the change of women not working to women now working and even working…
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Episode 47 - Road Rage!
Episode 47 This episode starts off with a bang Jesus talks about his trip to Vegas visiting his girlfriend's family and how he compares her family to his then he shares with us a crazy incident that happened the night before with A crazy car chase then he Talks about a time when he wrecked his...
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Episode 46 - Home Alone
Episode 46 Jesus Sepulveda talks about going through an identity crisis and wants to change his look and hairstyle then he talks about And how summer vacation was when he was a kid and the chores he had to go through and the fact that him and his sister have to stay alone and take care of the…
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Episode 45 - Raccoon War
Episode 45 Jesus has been having a back-and-forth war with the raccoon He talks about how he wants to get rid of it but his girlfriend doesn't want him to hurt it and Wants to do it the right way the humane way. Then Jesus and the podcast talking about his trip to Arizona and hanging out with his...
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Episode 44 - SEPULVEDA'S don't play with food!
Episode 44 Jesus starts the podcast off with how hectic his day is going and goes into detail of he's busy week ahead of him he's running around doing errands for his dad picking up food and preparing for his show on Sunday he and the episode talking about his diet how hard it is and he even…
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Episode 43 - Everything is Bigger In Texas!
Episode 43 Jesus Sepulveda is hitting the road and one of the stops is San Antonio, TX. He talks about how comfortable the Uber drivers are out there talking about politics and things like that. He also talks about food, the comedy club and life on the road. He ends the podcast with a hilarious...
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Episode 42 - Im Just like My Father
Episode 42 Starts off with Jesus talking about his new project that he's working on with his girlfriend and how he got into a little bit of a frustrating moment With her and realize what he was doing and calm down and talked about how it was working with his dad. And he also talked about the time...
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Episode - Mothers Day Special
Episode 41 is the special episode dedicated to Mrs. Sepulveda and to all the mothers out there listening to time flies!. Jesus starts the podcast talking about his sister when she goes through with taking care of her sons and then he talks about his mom and shares stories of how she was when he…
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Episode 40 - Keeping It Real
Episode 40 This is Sepulveda is back I'm feeling better than ever after catching the flu in Florida Don't worry it was not the Rona On this episode he touches on how grateful he is to have the job he has and Reflects on what he needs in life And he's back on his weight loss Struggle . Hope you…
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Episode 39 - The Truth Comes Out!
Episode 39 is a special episode that Jesus shot in Miami Florida he also has a special guest with him which is his high school friend and they start sharing stories of how he was in high school and all the crazy things he would do then he shares with us some of the things that they did in Florida...
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Episode 38 - Are We Back?
Episode 38 Starts with a public service announcement on Jesus his second shot with the Pfizer vaccine he expresses his point of view about the shot and how he felt with it. He talks about his upcoming trip to Florida and he mentions the fact that they're starting to open things up such as…
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Episode 37 - Girls Gone Wild With The Family
Episode 37 Jesus is back with another one fresh from his family vacation and talks about being back in his hometown and doing shows again gives us an inside look of what it takes to perform at hole on the wall bar gigs. Then he ends the episode with a hilarious story of the time his dad took the...
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Episode 36 - The Art Of Breaking Up
Episode 36 On this episode Jesus talks about how being hungover At this age is different than when he was younger and he talks about his party days and sneaking out and he literally go step-by-step on how he did it. He also points out on how you guys lie and make themselves seem tougher than what...
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Episode 35 - He's giving the internet to his F***ing friends
Episode 35 And Jesus touches a lot of topics on this episode.He talks about how he was black from age 8 through 17 then he talks about how Reggaetón brought freak dancing to the Latino community,his mom watching the Mexican news And ends the episode with a hilarious story of his dad thinking that...
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Episode 34 - My First Disney Trip
Episode 34 it's about Disneyland and how Jesus Wanted to go to Disneyland so bad but his dad would always say no and at the very last minute he decided to say yes so they all took a trip to Disneyland where they spent the night at a hotel for the first time and the Mayham begins! SUBSCRIBE AND...
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Episode 33 - The Time I Worked In Construction
Episode 33 is focused on talking about tough jobs Jesus weighs in on the topic and discusses the time that he worked a construction job with his uncle who was no different than his dad then he goes into detail of how the job went and he ends this episode with a hilarious story of another...
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Episode 32 - The Family Car
Episode 32 is dedicated to an object that a lot of us take for granted which is the family car he touches on how things have change with the family car how the new generation does there vacations and he compares it to how it used to be when He would go on a road trip with his parents he shares…
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Episode 31 - Quinceanera Madness
Episode 31 is focused on Quinceaneras and Jesus talks about his experience with going to them and what it takes to plan a Quinceanera He shares funny stories of his sisters party in Mexico and how hectic it is for Mexican moms on that day! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on…
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Episode - Family Business
It's a family affair!! It's different when it comes to working with your family or for a family owned business. Jesus talks about that environment and what it's like working for his family's business, including funny stories and even imitates his mom! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda...
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Episode 29 - Get off the Phone!
This episode of the Timeflies podcast is a recap of the evolution of the telephone Jesus talks about the first phone that his family had that was connected to the wall in the kitchen and the struggles that came with it the lack of privacy and then he Talks about the first wireless telephone and...
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Episode 28 - No...he's not dumb
Jesus starts off with His must see TV for Netflix then goes on a health Ted talk on anxiety and ADHD he also talks about the day he found out he had it and his parents reaction End it would be hilarious story! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian.
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Episode 27 - We're in the Millennium
Episode 27 starts with Jesus talking about the show the night stalker on Netflix and also Recommends Everyone else to watch A prison show on Netflix show called 60 days in And gives his point of view of prison and his take on how prison life would be like for him .! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow...
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Episode 26 - Dad put some respect on my name!
Jesus starts his episode off with an apology of being late with the podcast and then quickly jumps on talking about the experience of working with his dad and how tensions build up and egos collide Jesus does a hilarious imitation Of his dad and repaint a vivid picture of how that day went down!...
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Episode 25 - 2020 is over!
First and foremost happy new year to all and goodbye to 2020 on this episode he records it on January 1 early in the morning still drunk but hangs in there and post through what a great episode talks about the horrible things of 2020 and looks forward to the future! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow...
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Episode - Old Fart
Jesus gives the millennials some advice on turning 31 He breaks down his COVID Pandemic birthday experience .He also talks about Cons about the party next door and absolutely necessary party till three in the morning and end with a funny story! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on...
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Episode 22 - I'll Cry If I Want TO!
It's Jesus Sepulveda's birthday week ! He shares with us some of his favorite birthdays that he's had. he also touches on some crazy ones and shares a funny story of having cholo friends! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on Instagram @JesusTheComedian.
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episode 21 - Chef Jesus RAMSAY
Jesus Sepulveda gives us a Review on how his Thanksgiving went.He also talks about the dilemma he had with the chicken not being done on time and he blames it on his mom.He also talks about certain Thanksgiving traditions and much much more! SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT! Follow Jesus Sepulveda on...
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Episode 20 - On my best behavior
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone and I hope you guys are safe and sound with your families and loved ones! This episode starts with an inside look of how I'm going to be spending my Thanksgiving, I touch on what I'll be cooking and what I'm planning on eating. And I am definitely going to be on my...
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Episode19 - Make Some Room!
Episode 19 starts with a quick shout out to some of the listeners that have been showing love then he touches on the holidays and going over to your cousins house dealing with a drunk uncle telling you stories and episode with A hilarious story of the time he broke a Jesus cross that had...
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Episode 18 - You Like What You Like
This week on Time Flies podcast with Jesus Sepulveda he touches on the 2020 presidential election (Which by the way he knows nothing about politics). He also touches topics on how cold the weather is tell us a story of how he had to share the heater with his siblings then ends the podcast with a...
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Episode 17- I WON'T DO IT AGAIN!
On this episode of the Time Flies podcast with Jesus Sepulveda He talks to us about his First car he ever owned in high school that he had to share with his sister he tells us how his dad negotiate deals at the dealership then gives us a story about his friend crashing it and he ends the episode...
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Episode 16 - DON'T DRINK THE PUNCH BOWL
Happy Halloween to everyone from the Timeflies podcast Jesus Sepulveda .On this episode Jesus talks about how Mexican mothers are very superstitious and how Mexico gives him the creeps He also talks about costume shopping with his parents what they did for trick-or-treat When he was growing up…
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Episode 15 - Mr. and Mrs. SEPULVEDA
It finally happened This is the one is the episode you guys have all been waiting for Mr. and Mrs. Sepulveda are finally the Time Flies podcast ! Jesus Sepulveda sits with his parents And has a face-to-face conversation with them he asked them about how they feel with his career and he shows them...
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Time Flies is hosted by comedian Jesus Sepulveda, from The American Wannabes podcast, the Netflix special "They can't deport us all" with Chingo Bling and Entre Nos on HBO. He opens up about his take on modern topic, pop culture and shares stories from his life experiences. Enjoy!
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Time Flies is hosted by comedian Jesus Sepulveda, from The American Wannabes podcast, the Netflix special "They can't deport us all" with Chingo Bling and Entre Nos on HBO. He opens up about his take on modern topic, pop culture and shares stories from his life experiences. Enjoy!
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