Tired as Moms
by Mostly Harmless Media
Two moms tackle the realness of being a mom - the expectations, failures, heartfelt moments, and the exhaustion. We meet weekly to laugh over wine as we cover various mom topics - work/life balance (or lack thereof), always being late, hidden poopy kid underwear, school car rider lines, random mom rules we have to follow, and many, many more. This podcast is raw and real. If you want the truth in all of its glory, this is the podcast for you. Have some fun with us and listen to our real-life stories. Get ready to laugh!
Episodes
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Would You Rather Mom Style
What would YOU rather... Wouldn't it be nice if you could choose the lesser of two evils in parenting?! Would you rather step on something wet with socks on or step on a Lego? In this episode Kristi and Jessica found some hilarious would you rather scenarios to ponder. #isthatwaterorpee...
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The Mom Playlist
Moms need music...everybody needs music. Kristi and Jessica share their top 5 mom songs for every mom's playlist. Don't worry these are not your average mom songs! #strongmomsongs #thatthongmomsong #momsnotthongs #whereistheradioedit #momplaylist101
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The After Trip
Kristi is on to something in this one...Moms should be whisked away for a post-vacation mom-only vacation after any family vacation. Time away can be amazing for the entire family, but it can also be filled with kids' questions like, "what's truffle butter?". Moms need to decompress before the...
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Swimsuit Season
Ready or not, Tired as Moms, here comes Swimsuit Season! Deny no longer, because it's time to shop, shave, spray tan, maybe scurry past awful mirrors in bad lighting. Whatever you have to do to get yourself in that swimsuit. We all prep differently, but we all put that suit on one leg at a time....
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Movies for Moms
Yea, yea, there’s no time for movies but if the rare two hour block of time opens up, we can save you from a disappointing Pinterest search (we did it! There’s not much out there) and just give you our list. Tired as Moms hosts share our list of movies we think you’ll appreciate! #tiredasmoms...
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Part 3 - Bringing Home Baby
Bring home baby and start the sweat sesh! We don’t mean a workout, just the insane post-baby sweat-fest as your body takes on new forms. You might have even considered buying a new mattress while you’re applying deodorant in new places. Did you know how much you loved sleep? Stroll with us down...
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Evolution of a Mom Part II: The Delivery mom
Join Tired as Moms as we relive the joys of delivery! This baby is coming...I think. Just go to your happy place. Back labor? Is there an app for that? How do we prepare for this? Does everyone slip on their amniotic fluid? #tiredasmoms #deliverysucks
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Evolution of a Mom Part I: Pregnancy
You’re a Pregnant Mom! What to expect when you’re expecting – “Tired as Moms” style. Keep in mind that this podcast is not designed to make you a better mom; we’re here to make sure you feel like you’re a better mom… as we share our real, relatable mom stories. Remember those unfamiliar,...
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#Momnesia
#Momnesia : (Noun/adjective/verb) The act of forgetting even the simplest things due to complete overload of stress. Aka: mom brain, pregnancy brain When you walk into a room & completely forget what you were doing & maybe even who you are…you have mom amnesia. #momnesia is a real issue & most…
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Daylight SavinG Time
Daylight SavinG Time Well, we’ve been saying THAT wrong for our whole lives?! After you change all of your clocks, grab a glass of wine and commiserate with Tired as Moms on the circle of hell that is Springing Forward. There’s no extra bounce in the mornings following this asshole of a day, but...
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Commando Crystal
To wear or not to where under there: underwear? In this episode Jessica & Kristi discuss going commando with mom friend Crystal. Don’t miss the prep work & trial discussions. And don’t worry they can’t see that much detail. #freeyourflower #cameltoes Read more → The post Commando Crystal appeared...
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Close Closet Talk
Yes, we have resorted to the closet. Moms go to great lengths to get some peace and quiet (& wine). Also near and dear to Moms… Pinterest! Do you do it correctly? It’s basically the lazy mom’s journal. Feeling comfortable, we also talk about awkward gyno moments. Why is there no gyno community...
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Club Mom
There is no going back from here and beware of some serious #momtangets in this episode. Listen as Kristi and Jessica share the secrets of #momclub and how to unlock the code to enter. There may be no warm towels or cucumbers for your eyes inside mom club, but there will be plenty of poop emoji...
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Date Night
The mental load of date night alone is enough to make a mom tired. After scheduling with everyone, paying the sitter, feeding the sitter, trying to decide where to eat, and knowing there’s a 40% chance it won’t even happen, it makes you want to just stay in. In this episode Jessica and Kristi…
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The Big Holiday Spritzer
Don’t look at the bank account. Who pays these bills anyway? Awkward mom moments from stealing your friends sons underwear to kids clogging up hotel toilets. Jessica, Joey & Kristi keep it real classy as they remind us about what Christmas should really be about…the moms. P.s. our top mom gift is...
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“Mom, I almost tripped into the fire!”
Why moms need a vacation after family vacations. Strap on your wine bag for this one. Joey, Jessica, and Kristi remind us all of all the traveling death traps & random floor koi ponds in this road trip episode. Don’t forget your barf bag and nose suckers. Oh & don’t worry Joey will get his…
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Assembly Required
Over 1,000 listens strong. Joey, Jessica & Kristi discuss assembly required Christmas gift fails, playroom struggles and the constant Christmas decoration stress that the holidays can bring. Listen to Tired as Moms podcast on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tired-as-moms/ Read more →...
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It’s a Family Tradition…
What was that about yoga pants? This episode is a Mom Uber ride through family holiday traditions and what moms are thankful for most. You’ll love hearing about non reading book clubs, Uber play dates and death trap family gatherings. Are you ready for it? Listen to Tired as Moms podcast on…
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The Weekend Shuffle
What is the weekend shuffle? Oh, it’s the constant shuttling of kids from party to soccer game and organizing logistics of snacks and gifts while staying somewhat sane and trying to eek in a small bit of Mom time… Every weekend, it’s a little different but it’s always hectic and exhausting.…
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Evolution of the Boob
Talking about boobs is socially unacceptable but we did it anyway. All moms know that there is an evolution of the Boob. They have a life of their own, and we uncover the topic in this episode. Read more → The post Evolution of the Boob appeared first on Tired as Moms.
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The Mom Tangent
With best intentions to stay on topic of “Lies We Tell Our Kids,” we got off topic at the get-go because of Kristi’s new record of perpetual lateness of 42 minutes. It might have also been the mimosas that got us onto a series of Mom Tangents. Hey, it happens. This episode is a cornucopia of the...
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Why we need Bad Moms
For our introductory episode, we begin with why we need Bad Moms, the movie. Yes, it’s hilarious. It is hilarious because it’s truly relatable. Moms try so hard to be perfect and give their children everything. We are taught to do it all and be it all. There’s a moment in the movie where the main...
About this show
Two moms tackle the realness of being a mom - the expectations, failures, heartfelt moments, and the exhaustion. We meet weekly to laugh over wine as we cover various mom topics - work/life balance (or lack thereof), always being late, hidden poopy kid underwear, school car rider lines, random mom rules we have to follow, and many, many more. This podcast is raw and real. If you want the truth in all of its glory, this is the podcast for you. Have some fun with us and listen to our real-life stories. Get ready to laugh!
Hosted by
Mostly Harmless Media