Tired as Moms

What would YOU rather... Wouldn't it be nice if you could choose the lesser of two evils in parenting?!  Would you rather step on something wet with socks on or step on a Lego?  In this episode Kristi and Jessica found some hilarious would you rather scenarios to ponder. #isthatwaterorpee #steponalego #poopinpeace #poopshoes

Moms need music...everybody needs music.  Kristi and Jessica share their top 5 mom songs for every mom's playlist.  Don't worry these are not your average mom songs! #strongmomsongs #thatthongmomsong #momsnotthongs #whereistheradioedit #momplaylist101

Kristi is on to something in this one...Moms should be whisked away for a post-vacation mom-only vacation after any family vacation.  Time away can be amazing for the entire family, but it can also be filled with kids' questions like, "what's truffle butter?".  Moms need to decompress before the aftermath of the after trip unfolds.  Unpacking or not unpacking?  Pre-vacation cleaning or dishes left in the sink?  How do you handle it all?  Listen as Jessica and Kristi over share on their after trip aftermaths. #whydoesitsmelllikefish #packinglistfordays #assumeitsalldirty #preparetoprepare #calgontakemeaway #oversharingiscaring 

Ready or not, Tired as Moms, here comes Swimsuit Season! Deny no longer, because it's time to shop, shave, spray tan, maybe scurry past awful mirrors in bad lighting.  Whatever you have to do to get yourself in that swimsuit.  We all prep differently, but we all put that suit on one leg at a time.  Join Jessica and Kristi and they share their versions of summer prep steps.  Don't worry they aren't afraid to shave, oops I mean share it all! #momkini #shaveitall #checktheback #denydenydeny

Yea, yea, there’s no time for movies but if the rare two hour block of time opens up, we can save you from a disappointing Pinterest search (we did it!  There’s not much out there) and just give you our list.  Tired as Moms hosts share our list of movies we think you’ll appreciate! #tiredasmoms #ifeelpretty #thisis40 #youdohavetime #selfcare

Bring home baby and start the sweat sesh!  We don’t mean a workout, just the insane post-baby sweat-fest as your body takes on new forms.  You might have even considered buying a new mattress while you’re applying deodorant in new places.  Did you know how much you loved sleep?  Stroll with us down memory lane in bringing your baby home from the hospital.  #ilovewater #postbabysweatfest #tiredasmoms  #beyonce #beyoncesavedmysanity #rosanne #rosannewasthere

Join Tired as Moms as we relive the joys of delivery! This baby is coming...I think. Just go to your happy place. Back labor? Is there an app for that? How do we prepare for this? Does everyone slip on their amniotic fluid? #tiredasmoms #deliverysucks

You’re a Pregnant Mom!  What to expect when you’re expecting –  “Tired as Moms” style. Keep in mind that this podcast is not designed to make you a better mom; we’re here to make sure you feel like you’re a better mom… as we share our real, relatable mom stories. Remember those unfamiliar, anxiety-inducing words that become part of your… Read more → The post Evolution of a Mom Part I: Pregnancy appeared first on Tired as Moms.

#Momnesia : (Noun/adjective/verb) The act of forgetting even the simplest things due to complete overload of stress. Aka: mom brain, pregnancy brain When you walk into a room & completely forget what you were doing & maybe even who you are…you have mom amnesia. #momnesia is a real issue  & most moms out there are struggling each day to remember… Read more → The post #Momnesia appeared first on Tired as Moms.

Daylight SavinG Time Well, we’ve been saying THAT wrong for our whole lives?!  After you change all of your clocks, grab a glass of wine and commiserate with Tired as Moms on the circle of hell that is Springing Forward.  There’s no extra bounce in the mornings following this asshole of a day, but don’t worry, Sleepy Monday is behind… Read more → The post Daylight SavinG Time appeared first on Tired as Moms.

To wear or not to where under there: underwear? In this episode Jessica & Kristi discuss going commando with mom friend Crystal. Don’t miss the prep work & trial discussions. And don’t worry they can’t see that much detail. #freeyourflower #cameltoes Read more → The post Commando Crystal appeared first on Tired as Moms.

Yes, we have resorted to the closet. Moms go to great lengths to get some peace and quiet (& wine).  Also near and dear to Moms… Pinterest!  Do you do it correctly?  It’s basically the lazy mom’s journal.  Feeling comfortable, we also talk about awkward gyno moments.  Why is there no gyno community exchange program? #hearthis #funnyshitpins #gynoexchange Read more → The post Close Closet Talk appeared first on Tired as Moms.

There is no going back from here and beware of some serious #momtangets in this episode. Listen as Kristi and Jessica share the secrets of #momclub and how to unlock the code to enter. There may be no warm towels or cucumbers for your eyes inside mom club, but there will be plenty of poop emoji bandaids. This is definitely… Read more → The post Club Mom appeared first on Tired as Moms.

The mental load of date night alone is enough to make a mom tired. After scheduling with everyone, paying the sitter, feeding the sitter, trying to decide where to eat, and knowing there’s a 40% chance it won’t even happen, it makes you want to just stay in.   In this episode Jessica and Kristi break the ice and break… Read more → The post Date Night appeared first on Tired as Moms.

Don’t look at the bank account. Who pays these bills anyway?  Awkward mom moments from stealing your friends sons underwear to kids clogging up hotel toilets.  Jessica, Joey & Kristi keep it real classy as they remind us about what Christmas should really be about…the moms.     P.s. our top mom gift is very affordable on amazon prime…can you… Read more → The post The Big Holiday Spritzer appeared first on Tired as Moms.

Why moms need a vacation after family vacations.  Strap on your wine bag for this one.  Joey, Jessica, and Kristi remind us all of all the traveling death traps & random floor koi ponds in this road trip episode. Don’t forget your barf bag and nose suckers.  Oh & don’t worry Joey will get his #dadnap in.  They always do!… Read more → The post “Mom, I almost tripped into the fire!” appeared first on Tired as Moms.

Over 1,000 listens strong. Joey, Jessica & Kristi discuss assembly required Christmas gift fails, playroom struggles and the constant Christmas decoration stress that the holidays can bring.     Listen to Tired as Moms podcast on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tired-as-moms/   Read more → The post Assembly Required appeared first on Tired as Moms.

What was that about yoga pants? This episode is a Mom Uber ride through family holiday traditions and  what moms are thankful for most. You’ll love hearing about non reading book clubs, Uber play dates and death trap family gatherings. Are you ready for it?   Listen to Tired as Moms podcast on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tired-as-moms/ Read more → The post It’s a Family Tradition… appeared first on Tired as Moms.

What is the weekend shuffle? Oh, it’s the constant shuttling of kids from party to soccer game and organizing logistics of snacks and gifts while staying somewhat sane and trying to eek in a small bit of Mom time… Every weekend, it’s a little different but it’s always hectic and exhausting.  Listen and relate with us as we dig into… Read more → The post The Weekend Shuffle appeared first on Tired as Moms.

Talking about boobs is socially unacceptable but we did it anyway.  All moms know that there is an evolution of the Boob.  They have a life of their own, and we uncover the topic in this episode. Read more → The post Evolution of the Boob appeared first on Tired as Moms.

With best intentions to stay on topic of “Lies We Tell Our Kids,” we got off topic at the get-go because of Kristi’s new record of perpetual lateness of 42 minutes.  It might have also been the mimosas that got us onto a series of Mom Tangents.  Hey, it happens.  This episode is a cornucopia of the Mom car, mini… Read more → The post The Mom Tangent appeared first on Tired as Moms.

For our introductory episode, we begin with why we need Bad Moms, the movie.  Yes, it’s hilarious.  It is hilarious because it’s truly relatable.  Moms try so hard to be perfect and give their children everything.  We are taught to do it all and be it all. There’s a moment in the movie where the main character decides she’s had… Read more → The post Why we need Bad Moms appeared first on Tired as Moms.