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Titanomachy
by titanomachy
Hayden and Brad loved Teen Titans, so they tried watching DC's new Titans! ...And it sucked! Join Hayden and Brad as they give their thoughts on every episode!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Titanomachy
Episodes
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Nerdyssey - Episode 02 - Heathers
After a long hiatus, we're back! Join Hayden and Brad as they discuss the cult-hit 1980s film, Heathers, a story about American teenage high school girls which escalated far further than Brad ever imagined! (Hayden is still the expert on this movie.) This episode is sponsored by our Patron…
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Nerdyssey - Episode 01 - Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Welcome to the very special episode of Titanomachy and our new show, Nerdyssey! This is where we talk about movies. This time, Brad and Hayden are joined by Jess, and all of them have a lot to say about how much they love dunking on Scott Pilgrim! Special thanks to Caitlyn for suggesting and...
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Titanomachy - Episode 11 - They Ended Season One with a Shitty Dream Sequence
We've hit the end of the road for season one, everybody! And this time, like almost every single time before on this show, it's all about Richy Grayson and his hate for Bats Man. Join Hayden and Brad as they discuss screeneurisms, the quality of the hotels in Gotham, and Brad's intense hatred for...
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Titanomachy - Episode 10 - The One with Trigon's Ass
Continuity? Who needs it! Relationship development to make Starfire choking out Rachel feel impactful? Forget about it! Looking at a hologram version of Trigon's ass? Now THAT'S the ticket! Join Hayden and Brad as they discuss how Starfire is definitely a murderer, how the cult of Trigon's plan...
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Titanomachy - Episode 9 - Killing is Good, Actually
Some shows like to tell a story in a linear fashion, only diverting for information that is strictly necessary to inform the current action, but NOT TITANS! This time it's a flashback for Hawk and Dove, which has NOTHING to do with Trigon or Rachel getting choked out by Starfire! Join Hayden and...
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Titanomachy - Episode 8 - Donna Stop-a Me NOW (We're Having Such a Bad Time)
You know what you do after you blow up the bad guys? You say "case closed" and don't look into them at all ever again, definitely not whenever you didn't even see all of them die or confirm that they're in the same location! Join Hayden and Brad as we angrily discuss how Richy is the worst rich…
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Titanomachy - Episode 7 - This Episode is Torture
We're back from Gotham to our regularly scheduled nonsense! Hayden and Brad discuss Richy falling through a terrible CGI window, the Trigon cult being the worst planned cult ever, and how the Titans cast are the absolute worst detectives in history! If you like this episode, please consider...
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Titanomachy - SPECIAL EPISODE 01 - Teen Titans vs. Teen Titans GO!
In this feature length episode, Hayden and Brad are joined by their bewildered (and, in Jess's case, slightly inebriated) friends Jess and Will to discuss the direct to DVD feature, "Teen Titans vs. Teen Titans GO!"! We laugh, we cry, we get mad that the song in the middle is completely…
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Titanomachy - Episode 6 - Bats Man Bad
Did you know that Batman is bad? TITANS will literally not stop telling you about it, as Richy suddenly returns home to Gotham with Jason Todd to save the life of a man we only learn about this episode! Join Hayden and Brad as they marvel at Richy Grayson screaming, without one shred of irony, "I...
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Titanomachy - Episode 5 - Sensual Pop Music
After the team's foray with creating a pilot for a separate series, we return to the A-plot, which at least partially consists of Starfire blowing up some poor farmer's tractor and having completely unromantic sex with Richy Grayson! Join Hayden and Brad as they continue to make themselves suffer...
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Titanomachy - Episode 4 - THICC Grayson; or Doom Patrol Good
Did somebody ask for a backdoor pilot in the middle of another show? And does that pilot advertise a much more entertaining show than the crap we're watching? That's the situation today with Hayden and Brad, as they observe how DC is shoving the Doom Patrol right into Titans to try and make them...
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Titanomachy - Episode 3 - "I Like My Car!"
If you're looking for quality writing in this episode, you'll find "Nun" of it! Just like that terrible pun, the writing in this episode is clunky and weird! Listen to Brad and Hayden discuss the Frying of Nuclear Dad, the problem with mirrors, and Richy Grayson's hilarious love for his…
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Titanomachy - Episode 2 - We Miss Cyborg
Do you remember Hawk and Dove from the comics? We don't! And even if we did, my god, do they make a mess of them as characters this episode! Enjoy as we discuss at length the one guy who wanted to cut off Hawk's dick with garden shears. If you like this episode, please consider supporting us on...
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Titanomachy - Episode 1 - Richy and Rachel's Crazy Vacation
What do you get when you mix angsty teenagers, unfulfilled childhood trauma and garbled plot-lines? Titans episode 1. You get episode 1. Join Hayden and Bradley in the first episode of their escapade to unwrap the "gift" that is DC Titans. If you like this episode, please consider supporting us…
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Titanomachy - Episode 0 - Talkin' Bout the Good Old Days
The easiest way to ease into the pain the Titans show inflicts is to talk about how we found the original 2003 cartoon! Hayden and Brad reminisce over the 2003 Teen Titans cartoon, other incarnations and resist the urge to scream about the Titans TV show they're supposed to be covering. If you…
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Hayden and Brad loved Teen Titans, so they tried watching DC's new Titans! ...And it sucked! Join Hayden and Brad as they give their thoughts on every episode!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Titanomachy
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