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Tits Talk Tackles
by Tits Talk Tackles
Three women talking trash about football, aka gridiron. Highly inappropriate, rude, and unacceptable. You will definitely like it.
Episodes
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The year Patty was not voted in
We've been on a kind of involuntary hiatus, but we are so back right before the playoffs. Welcome to the Mahomless Pro Bowl, the insane rise of the Broncos, and can the Chargers get through the Wild Card? (No.) The main question remains: does Aaron Rodgers retire? Cause really. Really.
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Derrick Henry's butt and Chiefs' hatewagon
Welcome to the 10th episode of this season. We praise Justin Herbert, get impressed by Lamar Jackson's TD/INT ratio, get puzzled by Jared Goff's performance, and become increasingly annoyed with the Chiefs. Tune in now!
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Fly, Barkley, fly!
In this episode, we discuss how to guard Saquon, the Wilson vs. OBJ controversy, and the depth of despair the Cowboys are in. Oh, and we touch on the trade deadline, rich getting richer and why the Lions are the number one team. Tune in now!
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The great fall of the Vikings
In this episode, we discuss that the Lions are a new powerhouse and Jared Goff is the king. We mourn the notable injuries— except one, of the model citizen - and discuss how some people do not like their brains. Like, at all. Oh, and Davante Adams has lost two games to the Steelers in one season....
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Welcome to the Bo Nix haters bandwagon!
In this episode we discuss how Rodgers fired Saleh (nobody can change our minds), the perks and woes of Adams going to his old buddy, Harbaugh's blue tent journey, and the NFC North being for real. We also discuss inappropriate o-line things and why we all should learn how to slide. Tune in now!
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The parallel universe of the Minnesota Vikings
In this episode, we cannot wrap our heads around the undefeated Vikings. Like, what is even happening? Also: Harbaugh's questionable time management, Jared Goff's receiving touchdown, and why the Packers love kickers with Scandinavian names?
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The day of Malik
In this episode, we congratulate both Maliks with beautiful games. Ksenia is raving about the Packers, Steph is majorly pissed off at the Chargers, and both are bamboozled by the Panthers situation. Like, seriously - WHAT?
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Can we talk about that 98-yard touchdown?
The season gets hotter and hotter! The Saints are on a total roll, while the Giants and the Panthers are flying deep down into the abyss of despair. We talk about Kyler Murray becoming the fastest toddler in the neighborhood, the Packers' improbable win and how awkward that Harbaugh thing was.…
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Beige pants or how to be wrong about everything
This week proved us wrong on so many levels! A total unexpected chaos of the Bengals, Caleb Williams’ pseudo win, Baker Mayfield being a total machine (and a total darling), and Sam Darnold reviving himself. One thing that remains the same - the Carolina Panthers still suck. Like big time. Tune in!
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Please, don't let Daniel Jones shave!
In this episode, we discuss cuts and making our best bets for the first week of REAL football. We talk about Caleb Williams, Russell Wilson, the Texans, Skibidi Toilet and naughty Justin Herbert pics. Tune in now!
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Is there life after Jason Kelce's retirement?
Welcome to Season 5 of this glaring dumpster of a football podcast! This episode is suuuuuper long - and we had lots to discuss; hence, happy football talk and the hottest takes of them all. Drama, draft, trades, but first and foremost - is there life after Jason Kelce's retirement?!!!
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Swift Bowl LVIII and other shenanigans
In this episode - long due - we summarise the season and make our predictions for the Super Bowl. We discuss the playoffs, the bright future of the Packers and the Lions, and Lamar being a choke artist AGAIN. We choose our MVP teams for this year - Steph going all in on Micah Parsons - and do a...
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Ho-ho-ho, naughty Staley is gone!
Welcome to our Christmas special! Steph gets the best Xmas present and celebrates Staley being gone. We discuss the playoff picture, talk trash in a holiday spirit and overall enjoy the success of the 49ers. Happy holidays, everyone!
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The Blind Side
In this episode, Maria is coming back to join Ksenia in a thorough walk-through of Steph's game film from last week. We talk being blindsided, the most questionable game of the Chargers and the Patriots, the Packers being surprising (Ksenia still doesn't believe), and pick the best...
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Turducken Special
In this episode, we are watching the Lions-Packers game live, discussing the outrageous Thanksgiving food, how the Jets are a trainwreck and why we are so happy seeing the Chiefs lose. Steph is forced to recollect the most disastrous drop of her football career. Press play!
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The Big Buffalo Crisis
In this episode, we talk about Josh Allen's dilemma, why Dak Prescott is a bad quarterback and Trevor Lawrence is a good one; the Chargers clashing with the Packers and why CJ Stroud is the future. Tune in!
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Soup, Pancakes, and Peter Pettigrew
In this episode, we discuss the weird Norwegian cuisine, the rising star of CJ Stroud and venture into very unpleasant comparisons. Steph has to tell the truth about an embarrassing situation she found herself in, and both get horrible dares to fulfil. Tune in now!
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Sally Jupiter and Darnold's Ghosts
This episode is somewhat lengthy but also funny. We discuss trades, how rich are getting richer; Steph has to choose between Dak and Josh Allen (which she actively dislikes), Ksenia rants about the Packers being the softest team ever, and both announce their top 10 players of the season. Tune in!
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Are you worried about the 49ers?
In this episode, Steph is not even mad at the Chargers. Ksenia, on the opposite, is desperate about the Packers and pondering whether they have to take a QB with an early pick. We discuss Myles Garrett having a game (have you seen that jump?), the 49ers' troubling losses, and how Josh Allen has…
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So, which team drafted Jameis Winston, Steph?
We discuss trades that can destroy teams, why anybody with the brain knows that Russell Wilson must go, how good it feels not to have undefeated teams, and Steph finally acknowledges that Staley must go. Press play!
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Don't make Steph use her teacher voice!
We talk about why Gardner Minshew is a legend, how the Patriots go down spectacularly, and why McDaniel is still a major weirdo. Press play!
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Stuck fingers and good boy Zach
In this episode, we discuss the epic Miami upset, where Justin Herbert stuck his fingers and why Aaron Rodgers has a hypnotic power over Zach Wilson. The list of Steph's favourite players grows exponentially, while Ksenia begins to stan the Texans. Tune in!
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28-19 or how to jinx the Chargers
So in this episode, many things happen: we try out a new podcast studio, and it doesn't go as planned (sorry about some mishaps); then we discuss the way the Packers almost left Ksenia with an aorta eruption, the Chargers almost made Steph suffocate (no, like for real), and how the Broncos will...
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Pay your physiotherapist
In this episode, we discuss all the injuries (and Ksenia grieving Nick Chubb), how Steph gets heartbroken every year and still hopes for the best, whether it is a Cowboys' year and why McDaniels is a big no-no.
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The tales of Achilles
We cannot believe it, but we're onto the 4th season of our podcast! And we still haven't bitten each others' heads off. Such a blessing. But for real: we dive into the circus of the first week, unexpected upsets (come on, Giants) and fangirl over the 49ers. Steph still loves the Cowboys, no…
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Drinks, farm simulator and serious matters
We recorded this one at the party. Like yes, at the party. And we have drinks; we are in the same room (even though Maria left Steph and Ksenia for the sake of alcohol), and we discuss Damar Hamlin's situation, the insanity of weeks 17 & 18. Maria chooses a farm simulator over us, while Steph...
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Happy New Chargers!
Steph gets to rave about the Chargers making the playoffs and tries to get to terms with this new and unknown feeling. We try to figure out what Joey Bosa's college major could be, why offensive linemen are the smartest people in the NFL, and why neither the Chiefs nor the Bills can relax yet....
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Send o-line nudes
Steph wants both the Jets and the Lions to win, Maria wants Matt Patricia out, Ksenia... Ksenia just wants some peace. The biggest highlight of this episode is the trio discussing Eagles' o-line ESPN body issue. Press play now!
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The Importance of Shaving
We're back from the hiatus! Ksenia was sick, and then the trio travelled to Sweden to play actual football, and we did good! Sick Steph can't stop swooning over Dallas because the Chargers' season has ended. Ksenia comes up with conspiracy theories about the Jets and Aaron Rodgers' beard, and…
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Finally, a serious episode
Ksenia doesn't have her co-hosts again, but she got a wonderful guest -- and a Bears fan! -- to discuss the state of the league, remember TJ Yates, talk about why the Packers' backfield suffers, why the Bears are fun to watch and NFC East being on a roll. Oh, and we make mid-season predictions…
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Why does Steph hate Cowboys so much?
This episode is dedicated to Trevoria Lawrence. No, really, she's pretty, but Maria still thinks that they got her boy dirty. We discuss why the Raiders suck, the Seahawks are rolling out of the blue, and Ksenia gets a massive bag of popcorn to watch the Packers' epic downfall. Oh, and the new…
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All By Myself
This episode is lonely. I got nobody but my own. All by myself. Dancing on my own. Anyway, Ksenia discusses the trades (wow), how the Packers did absolutely nothing and the Chargers being left without receivers. She also talks about the Eagles being *maybe* legit and the Vikings being...
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Who is Brandon Allen?
This is a sad and short episode -- bye weeks, everybody! Ksenia is depressed due to the state of the Packers, Steph keeps being optimistic about the Chargers (not so many penalties, after all!), and Maria doesn't approve of the Pats' fans booing Mac Jones. We try to find out who Brandon Allen is...
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The Epic Packers Meltdown
Ksenia has an epic meltdown over the Packers' loss to the Jets. Maria finds herself in awe of Baby Zappe, and Steph is incredibly happy that Dak is back. All three sing a serenade to Joe Burrow. This episode includes an inappropriate discussion of pickles and hairy men. Last thing: don't scream…
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Tight football pants and maternal urges
This episode got out of hand quick. Ksenia got a mental breakdown over the Packers. Maria explained how Trevor Lawrence has a right to have bad days, and Steph tried to explain what's going on in that epic Darnay Holmes video and failed spectacularly. Play NOW!
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Dolphins, dudes, what the?
This episode is a full concussion police alert. We discuss the apparent troubles in Miami, the Chargers almost losing to the Texans, and the Packers being clowns and almost losing to the Pats' third-string rookie QB. Steph has to choose the Raiders as her pick, Maria wants twins named Trevor and...
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If I have a son, I call him Trevor
CONCUSSION POLICE ALERT! This episode is wild -- and it's worth a listen! We discuss Tua's situation, the beauty of the butt punt, and why DK Metcalf should switch to edge. We regress to weird topics way too many times, including OBJ and his ego, why everybody's gay until proven otherwise, and...
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"My note says Matt Ryan sucks"
Well, well, well, Colts -- what is it if not good old karma? Steph remains optimistic about the Chargers despite the loss; Ksenia is happy the Packers didn't break her heart last week, and we go into length discussing why the Browns' self-confidence is bad for them, why the Titans fall deeper and...
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Justin Herbert has insane balls (c)
Everything goes Steph's way -- for once (hence the episode's name!). She dares to trash talk Maria & Ksenia while these two suffer on behalf of their teams. Maria doubts Bill's decision making, and Ksenia throws an EPIC tantrum. This episode includes all this and everything else from the insane...
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Tua to Tyreek!.. UNDERTHROWN
Hey everybody! And here we are, back at it. Welcome to season three of our exceptionally rude podcast. Ksenia, Maria and Steph discuss off-season and pre-season and make wild predictions for the upcoming year. We're spilling all the tea on the Browns' questionable business decisions, weird draft...
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Baby Joe for President
In this episode, we discuss literally everything! Ksenia admits the most embarrassing thing she has ever done and bashes the Packers for breaking her heart; Steph is a pro bowl police and fumes about the absence of Josh Allen there; Maria weighs up on the Bears new head coach, what Josh McDaniels...
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Go Bengals!
Alright, Wild Card is past us and we cannot believe that the Bengals did it! Maria and Ksenia try to figure out why the Cowboys choke every damn time, what happened to playoff Jimmy G (wow), and why the Cardinals are a joke. We discuss what the Patriots should improve the next season and why Mac...
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WHY DID YOU CALL THAT TIMEOUT?
The first episode of the postseason has arrived! We summarize the last week of the regular season and go through some surprising upsets, dumb decisions, and what we think comes next for the teams. Maria discusses Baker Mayfield for good five minutes (probably the most extended segment ever).…
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Everyday is a half day if you just leave
WILD. Like, WILD WILD WEEK. In this episode, we react to everything that happened during week 17 and we can't stop discussing these things. Pulling off Antonio Brown becomes our new way of coping with life; we think that the FedEx field should star in its own horror movie, and Joe Judge should...
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New Year, who dis?
In this episode, Ksenia is the only one who is satisfied with the week's results. Steph is experiencing an existential crisis; Maria is doing okay because she has faith. We discover the fanfiction about Dak & Zeke, and oh boy, Ksenia and Steph become overly excited. We also discuss how Davis…
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After further review...
We have very strong opinions about everything this week. It's Christmas time and it's the best moment to let it all out. Maria goes hard on the Bills, Stephanie goes totally delusional about the Chargers, and Ksenia rants about the Packers and what will really happen to them in the playoffs. We...
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Hey, dips**t, make your f***ing kicks
Well, this episode is HEATED. We discuss why Urban Meyer's departure is the greatest thing that could happen to Jags, why Mahomes is losing all the respect, and why the Bears are dumb for mocking Aaron Rodgers. Like, are you insane? Steph gets to talk about the Chargers in length, Maria explains...
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LIONS DID IT!
In this episode, we discuss The Most Important Game of The Year -- or, in other words, the Lions winning over the Vikings and making history. Ksenia is swooning over Gardner Minshew, Maria is all over Bill & Co., and Steph is stealing all the good ideas from Ksenia (while scheduling a dinner on...
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Justin Tucker does WHAT?
This episode is short (because we covered Thanksgiving Day games!) but Ksenia gets an INSANE revelation during Steph's quiz corner, Maria being a Patriots-loving obnoxious ass again, and Steph... just want to move on with her life. Like for real. She's done with it. We also discuss why Ben...
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For God's sake, get a haircut!
This is a very weird and kinda short episode because we are going to the football tournament. Yep. We are. We are going to play -- but we still take our time to discuss Derek Carr hairdo, how the Titans did it again, and Baker Mayfield falling apart. Ksenia goes for ages on the Packers' loss to…
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Three women talking trash about football, aka gridiron. Highly inappropriate, rude, and unacceptable. You will definitely like it.
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