To Be Continued with Cristela Alonzo
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To Be Continued with Cristela Alonzo is a comedy podcast hosted by Cristela Alonzo. It has 40 episodes, with the latest published March 2025.
Hello!You might've ended up here because you're familiar with my Netflix stand-up specials "Lower Classy" or "Middle Classy." Maybe you were a fan of my sitcom "Cristela" or you saw "Cars 3" and thought, "I NEED to follow this yellow car!"Look, ’m a homebody. I love plants, I build Lego sets and watch a lot of murder shows. I also have lived a hell of a life. I was born in Texas and grew up in extreme poverty. My family squatted in an abandoned diner for the first seven years of my life. I moved to Los Angeles and lived in my car. I moved back home to help my sister raise her children and become my mother’s caretaker until she passed…all by the age of twenty-two.I still somehow, made TV history and became the FIRST Latina to create, write and star in a TV show. The thing that got me there was my story. It was unlike anyone else’s and allows me to talk about life from a point of view that doesn’t get a lot of attention. I’m into current events. I struggle with anxiety and depression
comedy ·en-us ·40 episodes
EPISODE 40: I’M GOING TO BE HONEST. YOU DON’T REALLY KNOW ME.
EPISODE 39: I'M NOT HIGH OR LOW...I'M MEDIUM MAINTENANCE
EPISODE 38: I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP, I'M A TOYS 'R US KID (FINALLY)
EPISODE 37: LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE. EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS
EPISODE 36: TRYING TO DO VIDEO WITH MY PODCAST BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS YEARS BEHIND EVERYONE ELSE
EPISODE 35: It's A Next Year! My List of Five Random Things That I Kind Of Remember From 2021
EPISODE 34: Merry Christmas! If I'm Wearing Pantyhose, I'm Robbing A Store
EPISODE 33: Are You Sure You Can Afford That $12 Sports Bra
EPISODE 32: Why I Hustle in Silence And Let The Lamborghini Make The Noise...
EPISODE 31: Do You Ever Ask Yourself If You're 'Enough?'
EPISODE 30: Should Birthdays During A Pandemic Count?
EPISODE 29: The Last Four Years Feel Like I Get A Daily Paper Cut And Touch Lemons
EPISODE 28: TGIF (Tias, Goya Is Fired) EVERYONE!
EPISODE 27: Stop The Spreading Of The Karenavirus
EPISODE 26: How About A Jeffrey Dahmer Statue? He's Part Of Our History Too...
EPISODE 25: The Person That Knows Me Best...
EPISODE 24: Black Lives Matter
EPISODE 23: I Was Depressed? I Just Thought I Was Poor
EPISODE 22: White People Should Stay Out of Haunted Houses
EPISODE 21: St. Vicks Vaporub - The Saint Of Healing On A Budget
EPISODE 20: Taking Down My Cinco De Mayo Tree
EPISODE 19: When My Phone Dies, I Die Too
EPISODE 18: My 80's Movie Makeover
EPISODE 17: Time Doesn't Exist Anymore
EPISODE 16: DOING THE BEST WE CAN
EPISODE 15: HOW A FRIENDSHIP SAVED MY LIFE
EPISODE 14: I'M NOT SPECIAL. WHERE'S MY AWARD?
EPISODE 13: THIS IS FOR MY FOUR LISTENERS…
EPISODE 12: TREAT YOURSELF LIKE GUCCI
EPISODE 11: SMALL GOALS LEAD TO BIG CHANGES...
EPISODE 10: HEY 2018, DON'T BE LIKE 2017...
EPISODE NINE: MY MOM PLANNED MY FUNERAL AS A JOKE...
EPISODE EIGHT: LET'S MAKE IT A BLOCKBUSTER NIGHT
EPISODE SEVEN: HOME ALONE: THANKSGIVING
EPISODE SIX: DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
EPISODE FIVE: ROCK N TROLL
Episode Four: Am I A Woman?
Episode Three: Recycling To The Oldies
Episode Two - The Race Card: The Final Frontier
TO BE CONTINUED: EPISODE ONE, HELLO!
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