Today We Did Nothing

Lip skin, struggling spiders, and types of alarm people.

Art supplies, a juvenile sense of humor, and the rules of fine dining.

Sideways coffee, stranger danger, and uncomfortable menstrual products.

Origami hindsight, exposure therapy, and Dani winning her race against time.

Hand warmers in your shoes, pickle vampire, and strange reactions to fear.

Another discussion on their latest live show - Dev and Dani went to see The Rat Utopia Experiment!

Scattered memories and airport adventures. They’re the same, but different.

A love for rye chips, driving without shoes, and another rant about geese.

Pikaphibian, sugar addiction, and dreaming in terror.

The game of pool, wishing for flurries, and captivating piggies.

The can olympics, note exchange, and New Year resolutions.

Dinosaurs should still exist and printer ink is a conspiracy.

Guessing who Dani‘s imaginary children are, creative thinking, and scruffy birds.

Holiday disappointment and arguing with the you in your brain.

If you had 24 hours to eat anything you want, what would it be? Do different pizza cuts confuse you?

Psychic damage, plans gone awry, and a questionable character you probably didn’t know about.

Multitasking, escape rooms, and story tropes.

Character creation, oversharing, and “unintentional“ domination victories.

Exploding radiators, bears, and forgetting homework.

Questioning morality, expanding the rativerse, and saying goodbye to Skoctober.

They’re a little late, but Dev and Dani want to share a few of their favorite TWDN moments with you.

Mr. Cheese, condiment albums, and skincare.

Never send Dani shopping alone; but you can trust Devin to fight a whale.

CPAP poison, hotel safety, and ignoring notifications.

One of them was a theater kid, and one of them was in band.

Mystery smoothies and technical difficulties.

Energy bread, Conspiracy Dave, and Dev’s concert sans Dani.

Sidewalk encounters, echolalia, and Sid Meier’s Civilization.

Dani didn’t understand the assignment, but it’s Dev’s birthday!

Warhammer 40K through Dani’s eyes, Batman, and amoeba.

New activities, changes in taste, and questioning music reviews.

Too many projects, movie critiques, and just a little simping.

Dani and Dev tell you all about their trip to see Hot Stepmom live, and Dani has some very strong feelings about sandwiches.

Gross habits, unidentified meat, and warming up to clowns.

Rock Taxis, lifetime slide usage, and Dani failing to do her homework.

Cookies, giraffes, and Devin’s finely tuned music ears.

Magic, and how to decide where you’re from

Sweatiness, sleeping positions, and 20 years of alleged wrestling highlights.

Sad honey, the songs of our youth, and resisting intrusive thoughts.Things to note: The RMET test focuses on the ability to understand other people's mental states, while the RAADS-R is a questionnaire designed to identify autistic traits in an individual. While used to assess aspects of ASD, their results are not a valid diagnosis.

We try looking at things differently, and find out that berries are a lie.

Dani answers your lifelong questions about the ocean, and Devin raises concerns about equipment durability

We bet on music releases, and Dani struggles to describe her newest live show experience.

Movies, thought processes, and a vendetta against squirrels.

A pinch of psychosis, a dash of shade, and a couple of inventions that should be developed for the good of the world.

Learning about beans, feeding Dani’s obsession with strawberries, and sharing snack preferences.

Dev shares a little bit of his soul with us, and Dani tells her favorite customer stories.

Audio changes, Stuart Little, and why Dani hates your T-shirt specifically.

Road rage, roommates, and doppelgängers.

Lost media, a little rage, and a lot of confusion.

Churros, Legos, and someone’s apparent disdain for a particular beverage company.*Please excuse my coughing.