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Today’s Lucky Winner
by Mixgnomer
“Life may not be fair, but the afterlife tries to be.” That’s the motto of the DMV. (The Department of Mishaps and Violence). When Dawn Menendez finds out that she’s met her untimely demise in a freak curling iron/fire sprinkler accident, she’s met with a posthumous opportunity. She was the 777th soul reaped by the department that day. She now has the opportunity to go back to earth for an entire year, chaperoned by the Reaper who took her soul. The only hitch? Before she’s sent back to earth, she learns that her cosmic scale has been found wanting. Her soul weighs just enough to get sent to a hell dimension. What could she have possibly done? All she did was play MMO’s and go to work. Her first night on earth, her reaper suggests that her accidental demise may have been murder. If she can prove she was murdered, she gets to be reincarnated, and avoid going to hell. Now, Dawn has a year to prove she was murdered and balance the cosmic scales in her favor.Things would be a lot easier i
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*FEED DROP!* Rampage Ministry - "When the World Ended"
FOLLOW THIS SHOW ON ITS OWN FEED TO KEEP UP WITH FUTURE EPISODES Every good story needs context. Thirty-eight years after a carnivorous, infectious plant called Rampage destroys earth, humans are in diaspora. Grizz Cortez, having a mysterious connection to the origin of Rampage, is the only human...
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Feed Drop - Murphy Bay Magic: "This Place Sucks"
Follow Murphy Bay Magic on your fave podcatcher, babes! We won't be posting more episodes on this feed. The spinoff to Today's Lucky Winner. Mere months after the world learns about the supernatural, and her best friend Dawn dies- death's daughter Rita moves to the Oregon coast with her wife....
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Murphy Bay Magic Preview Feed Drop
Murphy Bay Magic follows Rita- (Death's daughter, demigod, former grim reaper) and her wife Sunny (vampire, doctor), as they move to Murphy Bay, Oregon from Texas. With their nephew Kieghan (druid, witch, little guy) they'll unravel the mysteries of this seaside haven for the supernatural.…
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Hotter Than Hell: Full Cast Q&A
Hey, Li'l Buddies! We figured we owed you a little laughter after making you cry until you shidded and farted with the series finale. In this "Hot Ones" inspired (but legally distinct from "Hot Ones", we cannot stress this enough) Q&A, the cast goes on a hot sauce journey while we answer listener...
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Goodbye, L'il Buddy
It's time to say goodbye. All good things come to an end- including the life of Dawn Menendez. CAST Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Leonard - Carl Brooks @carlbrooksvo Kieghan - Taryn Gray @tarynmgray Sunny, Ricky, Viv - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222 Rita, Grackna - Brianne Leeson...
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See You Next Time, Gay Boy
In this penultimate episode! Let's have a moment of silence for Sanguis Pharmaceuticals. Moment over. The final battle for the fate of earth is underway, but will the gang be able to win? Kyle, Ricky, and Vicki confront the higher ups- and we find a name for Ricky's baby. The time difference...
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Eight Refrigerators Tall
In this episode: Rita has GOT to stop singing Shania. Kieghan learns about demonic community building. Dax and Grackna help out, even though everyone's being totally weird about it. Hink meets an asteroid, and finally feels like things might be okay. We contemplate the logistics of having sex…
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Let's Go, Girls!
In this episode! The gang learns about city planning and water treatment facilities! Dawn has learned a new language? We get a performance from the Boobenheimer Family Band. Baby witches are out here shooting guns. Kieghan gives everyone at The Workshop a strong talking-to about implicit bias....
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Transfemininomenon
In this episode: Death eats a Hot Pocket! Leonard eats a can of soup! Dawn eats a cookie! Rita receives some fruit snacks! Sunny gets a vampire boner! (Damn, was Brianne hungry when she wrote this episode?) A leftist podcast has a few guests that are definitely not encouraging you do to anything...
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Time to Make Some Magic
In this episode- Millie tiene chorro, porque ella bebió demasiado café. Vampire hell is kind of dope looking! Ricky searches for some special doodads with their bony little fingies. Kyle eats a Hot Pocket! Kieghan is forced to overcome his fear of public speaking- BIG TIME. A local barista goes...
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The Assicutioner
In this episode: Kieghan meets a fake southern belle. Viv has a wild idea- wilder than the time Rita thought she could pierce her own nipples with a paperclip. Jacksie finds a new toy- but it's not for buppies. The gang regroups at Leonard's house, where Rita marvels at the Aquadouche 5000. We...
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Genevieve, The Bone Collector
In this episode! We learn the fate of Amelia Earheart! Don't talk to Millie before she's had her coffee. Leonard texts an old friend, who might be into some less-than-savory business. Rita, Sunny, and Dawn are in the closet- like literally, though. We all know they're queer. Jacksie sees like…
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Sigma Nuts
In this episode: Judith receives some delightful news from a minion. (not the "banana" kind of minion) Nostradamus needs to work on his penmanship. Rita squashes a beef with the angel of death. Jacksie is a very helpful young man. Rita might have developed a dark passenger that urges her to kill....
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He/They Skeleton
Send us a text In this episode: Millie gets a big ouchie, and Leonard resists the urge to say, " I told you so." Leonard cracks open a cold, refreshing Zima with a former lover. Sunny and Dawn get a lesson in reaper language. Rita discovers some trauma she needs to unpack (later, she doesn't have...
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Vampires, Demons, and Texans
Send us a text In this episode: Viv cuts a bitch! Rita may or may not have sucked off Charles Dickens. The ladies try to get to Florida. Millie ignores Leonard's warnings, and pays for her hubris- also, she might ruin his area rug. An old lover pays a visit it Leonard. Kyle is summoned- just the...
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Newsflash, Pervert!
Send us a text We're back, babies! Time to figure out wtf Rita, Dawn, Sunny, and Jacksie are gonna do, after getting transported somewhere far, far, away. Millie does a murder, and Leonard has a bad time at a train station. Rita may or may not have sucked off a famous English author. Judith…
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Rita's Holiday Special: A Christmas Carol
Send us a text Happy Holiday's, Li'l Buddies! In this final holiday special of the WHOLE SERIES, we travel back in time to 1843, when Rita meets a writer, desperate to make a deadline. (it's Charles Dickens, Bee-Tee-Dubs) Enjoy this holiday special, which definitely won't have any implications in...
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Special Announcement: Enter the Dreamscape (aka, Discord Server)
Send us a text Hi! We're opening up our Discord server to all Li'l Buddies, patreon supporters or not. Also, we have a very cool mutual aid opportunity! We definitely don't have something special for you between now and January 15th. Go find the link to our Discord server below! Mutual Aid for...
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Panenis
Send us a text In this MID-SEASON FINALE: Debbie has a highly erotic meeting and makes a handshake deal. Azrael, The Angel of Death, creams their G-D jeans over who pops into their cubicle next. We ponder the plural of panini. Nostradamus accidentally eated too many shrimps. We learn more than we...
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Cuck Chair
Send us a text In this episode: We hear about the best place to get your live Christmas trees, if you live in or around Buda, TX. We meet a talented actor from Evil Julliard. Carmilla gives the best TV interview. I mean the best one of all time. Barbara Walters has been awful quiet since it…
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Turlet Crime
Send us a text In this episode! Debbie does a Scott Bakulas at Githmar's! (That will make sense when you listen) There's erotic ring toss and shirtless demons! Judith discusses the economy on the news. Debbie's fanny pack is the talk of the town. Rita gets so angry, she could shit. Guard, Dawn -...
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Kidney Stone Doula
Send us a text In this episode: Carmilla has a press conference, which is impressive for someone who had her head ripped off last season. Kyle talks to an old friend. Kieghan receives a cryptic message about his future from a frenchman. Dawn keeps that MF-ing thing ON HER. Rita tries to discuss…
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Magma Ole-Puss
Send us a text In this episode: Judith tries to find a snack for her newborn baby at the train station. Dawn is a stereotypical Texan…AGAIN! Rita’s body of work as a photographer is explained to a hobgoblin. Dawn falls asleep, and it’s kind of a big deal. Sunny does a smooch on someone! Leonard...
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Dog Cheese
Send us a text In this episode: Kyle keeps on barging into workshops where artificers are jorkin' their peanitses. Kieghan really needs to see a therapist. Viv learns about the DMV's magic computer. Kyle struggles with the word "patchouli". Sunny and Dawn enjoy the temporary comfort of Leonard's...
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Pimplemoose
Send us a text In this episode: Judith “makes” a new friend. Dawn is SUCH a stereotypical Texan. Leonard pulls of the heist of the century. There’s a grilled cheese sandwich made with pancakes instead of bread. Sunny takes a little nap. We see Leonard’s house! Rita does a little Hobbit cosplay....
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Suckfest '77
Send us a text In this episode: A Dallas-based televangelist has this whole "holes in the sky" thing figured out. Leonard learns about sustainability and running a Casino from one of the worst people he's ever met. There's a big puppy! Kieghan offers refreshments to a house guest. Rita uses the...
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Ghostly Comrades
Send us a text In this episode! Debbie harasses an innocent Dawson's Creek fan. Rita may have killed someone. Rita also might have made a new friend, so I'd say that takes the sting out of the possible manslaughter. Sunny and Dawn have a heart to heart, while Jacksie tries to find a dry place to...
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Rutabaga! Rutabaga! Rutabaga!
Send us a text In this episode: Rita and Millie do a breaking and entering! Judith attends a business meeting where there's more talk about cloacas than you'd expect. Dawn, Sunny, Leonard, and Jacksie stop by their local Bennigan's. Leonard finds some highly erotic literature on the ground. Did…
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Stinky Derek
Send us a text In this episode: Jacksie is a big, strong boy- like, more so than usual. Dawn, Sunny, and Leonard arrive in hell. Viv and Kieghan do shrooms together. They don't really know each other super well, so that sounds weird out of context, but we swear it makes sense. We learn that the...
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Littlest Buddy
Send us a text In this episode: We take a trip back to a WWII bomb shelter, with Judith! Kieghan nearly sends his weird gay aunts to hell, with his lack of impulse control. Leonard models the most charming novelty backpack. Jacksie does a poop in the kitchen. Debbie is in BIG trouble at work.…
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Never Speak To Me Of Craig!
Send us a text In this episode: Judith explores the local cuisine in hell. Dawn confirms that she's not receiving coded messages from the Duolingo owl. Leonard takes us back- WAY BACK- to the first attempted Infernal Bacchanal. Millie and Rita have some sisterly time, complaining about their dad....
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Rectum Weevil
Send us a text Anything you heard about demons coming from holes in the sky was entirely in your head. This isn't gaslighting. If the tretinoin and sunscreen aren't cutting it, Sanguis has a new anti-aging topical medication that will blow your balls clean off. Dawn has an unexpected lunch date...
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Tormentia's
Send us a text We're back, baby! Mix a bunch of flavored syrups into your lead filled Stanley cup, and have a listen. The final season starts with our little family being split between dimensions. Dawn and Sunny come back home after the events of last season's finale. Leonard tells us about his...
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Season 3 Prelude - "Lord Vindicto"
Send us a text WE'RE ALMOST BACK, BAY-BEE! HAPPY NEW YEAR! Here's a little foreplay for season 3. We'll see you on March 15th, Li'l Buddies! Cast: Brianne Leeson (@AuDHDBri) - Rita Violet Lantz (@ultraviolet222) - Lord Vindicto, Millie Sean Turner (@seanwkturner) - Demon, Narrator Writer…
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Feed Drop! Infodumpies - Eternal Blue of the Spotless Goo: The History of Hacking
Send us a text Violet and Brianne made another show (non-fiction this time)! Infodumpies celebrates the autistic and ADHD skill of infodumping, following topics close to Brianne and Violet's hearts, and featuring occasional autistic and ADHD guests. Enjoy a sampling of Infodumpies, and make sure...
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The Luckiest of Lucky Winners
Send us a text Listen, it’s the season finale, ya’ll. After that hell of a cliffhanger for the musical episode, things aren’t looking so great for the gals. Rita- Dawn- separated?! A relationship on the rocks?! I thought this was a goddanged comedy show, but we’re really leaning into the “drama”...
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Dreamscape!: The Musical
Send us a text It’s a musical extravaganza! Join our GOR-geous, BEAU-tiful starlettes as they tickle your ear holes and dazzle the senses- in an all singing, all dancing, mostly drug-induced cabaret, the likes of which you’ve never heard before. Will Rita come clean to her undead lesbian lover…
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The Boobenheimer Center for the Performing Farts
Send us a text In this episode: Jacksie takes on some personal projects in his room. (Under Rita and Sunny’s bed) Rita works on her mime skills, and she received a thoughtful gift from Sunny that leaves her wracked with guilt. Dawn and Rita grab a couple of frosty mangonadas. Carmilla definitely...
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Biblically Accurate Debbie
Send us a text In this episode: Rita learns about proper hoof maintenance. Jacksie meets an old acquaintance. There *might* be leftover fruit snacks. Rita awaits hearing back from some contractors on some serious repairs. Carmilla lays off some of her managerial staff ( By eating them. She eats...
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Swedish Sound Pounders
Send us a text In this episode: Dawn, Kieghan, Rita, and Viv visit the bustling town of Strappsville. Rita keeps on trying to be the best ally to her autistic BFF, and makes a disability accommodation for Dawn in the Dreamscape. Listen, if Rita can do it- who do we have to kill to get them...
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Team Building Orgy
Send us a text In this episode: We flash WAY back to when Judith and Carmilla first met. Rita pays homage to tap dancing legend, Cora LaRedd. Dawn may be coming around on the idea that The Narrator isn’t an auditory hallucination- wait…NAH, That would be wild if he were real. Nevermind. Judith...
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Buy Caulk For Holes
Send us a text In this episode: We partake in the #oldtimeymedicine challenge. Dawn has made a flow chart, and it is NOT shaped like a beepis this time! Rita learns a new vocab word, and Kieghan makes an enemy- even though he’s just a little guy. Vicki struggles to combat some dodgy potato salad....
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A Delicious Bevy of MILFs and DILFs
Send us a text In this episode: Rita shares a mixing bowl full of chili with one of her heroes. Master Leonard shares his thoughts on The OC. Kyle and Vicki have certainly found themselves in quite the predicament, and gas station boner pills may be their ticket out of it. Carmilla has a phone...
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Zipple Zambeenus
Send us a text In this episode: Dawn threatens to strike down Carl with the most heinous of Necromancer curses. Carl teaches us all about why pesto is a great choice for someone who’s trying to sober up after eating an edible and smoking two joints (Ahem…DAWN). Sunny threatens someone with a gun....
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Gimme That NuttyNut!
Send us a text In this episode: Dawn and Rita’s accidental fusion dance leads to an honest heart-to-heart. Dawn calls a friend to help de-Rita her brain. Bertram learns about a giant karate rat. Carl sets a fine example of body positivity. Viv shows up outside of The Workshop, so she’s definitely...
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Transporter Accident-ed
Send us a text In this episode: Dawn buys a lap dance, for reasons I’m sure will make a hell of a lot more sense once we listen to the episode. Rita makes some really poor decisions (what’s new). Carl the warlock shows off his collection of Super Sonico statuary. Dawn and Rita learn what it’s…
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ASMR Story Time with Mistress Boobenheimer - Now in Stereo!
Send us a text (This episode is best enjoyed with headphones.) Hello, my babies- Mistress Boobenheimer here. Enjoy this relaxing, highly erotic, and only slightly foot based, ASMR livestream experience. Listen to the dulcet tones of whale song surround you, in thrilling stereo, as you listen to a...
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Bonus Episode - Blooper Reel Vol. 3: Bologna Pogna
Send us a text We're taking a short break until February 1st! In the meantime, you wanna listen to us fuck up a whole bunch again? By far our THICCEST blooper reel to date, enjoy a veritable buffet of fart and dick jokes. Also: Check the links below to preorder your "Thirty, Squirty, and Vibing"...
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Rita’s Holiday Special: A Phallus Palace Original Movie
Send us a text This holiday season, The Phallus Palace Channel will have you falling in love, and filling your holes. Tune in for our new line-up of original holiday films. Beginning this Friday night at 9/8 Central, see the premiere of the new rom-com, that’s sure to be an instant classic. When...
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Interfectores Deorum
Send us a text In this episode: Dawn and Sunny are concerned, when they overhear Rita having a secret meeting with a shady character. Dawn INSISTS on going to the strip club- hold on, that can’t be right. Carmilla has a sad announcement. Trapper and Judith get matching tattoos! How cute! Up next,...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
“Life may not be fair, but the afterlife tries to be.” That’s the motto of the DMV. (The Department of Mishaps and Violence). When Dawn Menendez finds out that she’s met her untimely demise in a freak curling iron/fire sprinkler accident, she’s met with a posthumous opportunity. She was the 777th soul reaped by the department that day. She now has the opportunity to go back to earth for an entire year, chaperoned by the Reaper who took her soul. The only hitch? Before she’s sent back to earth, she learns that her cosmic scale has been found wanting. Her soul weighs just enough to get sent to a hell dimension. What could she have possibly done? All she did was play MMO’s and go to work. Her first night on earth, her reaper suggests that her accidental demise may have been murder. If she can prove she was murdered, she gets to be reincarnated, and avoid going to hell. Now, Dawn has a year to prove she was murdered and balance the cosmic scales in her favor.Things would be a lot easier i
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“Life may not be fair, but the afterlife tries to be.” That’s the motto of the DMV. (The Department of Mishaps and Violence). When Dawn Menendez finds out that she’s met her untimely demise in a freak curling iron/fire sprinkler accident, she’s met with a posthumous opportunity. She was the 777th...
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