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Tom Reads His Spam

by Tom Webster

Most SPAM email makes no sense whatsoever, until Tom Webster dramatically reinterprets it for a modern audience. Tom Reads His SPAM highlights the poetry in the mundane, and illuminates the passion behind some of the Internet's most insane messages.

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Episodes

  1. We Promise, No Close Your Information

    With ACME going out of business, Coyote needs a new supplier for nefarious equipment. Today's SPAM might just be their replacement.

  2. We Promise, No Close Your Information

    With ACME going out of business, Coyote needs a new supplier for nefarious equipment. Today's SPAM might just be their replacement.

  3. What's Killing Us This Week: Tigers, Toxic Foods, and Mad Ghosts

    On today's DELICIOUS SPAM, Tom reads what starts out as a fairly innocuous email about nutrition, but it ends horribly for at least three friends in the jungles of India. Also, don't eat tomatoes.

  4. What's Killing Us This Week: Tigers, Toxic Foods, and Mad Ghosts

    On today's DELICIOUS SPAM, Tom reads what starts out as a fairly innocuous email about nutrition, but it ends horribly for at least three friends in the jungles of India. Also, don't eat tomatoes.

  5. May Deeply Primitive Reason Make Words Rich

    Today's SPAM is a delightful word salad, under the hopeful subject line "Nothing can seduce women faster than a big night. Trump medications from Canada."

  6. May Deeply Primitive Reason Make Words Rich

    Today's SPAM is a delightful word salad, under the hopeful subject line "Nothing can seduce women faster than a big night. Trump medications from Canada."

  7. In Which I Get Rich Via Fax

    It's a TRIUMPHANT RETURN for Tom Reads His Spam. Today, I got a FAX. Yes, a FAX. If it is to be believed, I am 16 million dollars richer.

  8. In Which I Get Rich Via Fax

    It's a TRIUMPHANT RETURN for Tom Reads His Spam. Today, I got a FAX. Yes, a FAX. If it is to be believed, I am 16 million dollars richer.

  9. Ology with the Old Llamas

    More DELICIOUS SPAM, with extended quotes from Casanova.

  10. Do you like sexy tootsies with crazy ideas?

    A provocative question from “Monique.”

  11. why they may take flight heli-copter

    Some delightful, seasonal shoe-related spam.

  12. The Clock Is Ticking, Joshua.

    Here is a truly terrifying SPAM received by my friend Josh Bernoff, who wrote a very funny article about it on his excellent site, Without Bullshit. This is a fantastic piece of blackmail. Enjoy.

  13. Getting Back In The Game

    Some SPAM of a very personal nature.

  14. Get Your Food Inheritancesnd Pguillochey In The Hydrocephalusck

    Get Your Food Inheritancesnd Pguillochey In The Hydrocephalusck

  15. It’s Aunt Becky, And I Was Fun

    A DELICIOUSLY mis-transcribed Google Voice Mail, courtesy of Scott Monty.

  16. Bernie Madoff SPAM

    Bernie Madoff SPAM

  17. Always Ready To Provide You Everything In A Superb Manner

    Always Ready To Provide You Everything In A Superb Manner

  18. Fermenter Fish Hook In Coordinated Illuminator Of Willy

    Fermenter Fish Hook In Coordinated Illuminator Of Willy

  19. Are You Interest…It?

    Are You Interest…It?

  20. My Heart And Horrible House

    My Heart And Horrible House

  21. In Which My Nigerian Prince Makes All My Dreams Come True

    In Which My Nigerian Prince Makes All My Dreams Come True

  22. Do You Have Ladder?

    Do You Have Ladder?

  23. Eagerly Waiting To Have It

    Eagerly Waiting To Have It

  24. Blort Laugh

    Blort Laugh

  25. A Good One To Add To Your Research

    A Good One To Add To Your Research

  26. Howdy, Tricky Boy

    Howdy, Tricky Boy by TomWebster

  27. Howdy, Tricky Boy

    Howdy, Tricky Boy by TomWebster

  28. A reader submission from @jeffespo, who apparently runs an escort service.

    A reader submission from @jeffespo, who apparentl…

  29. A reader submission from @jeffespo, who apparently runs an escort service.

    A reader submission from @jeffespo, who apparentl…

  30. I Decorate Each Day Designed For Employment.

    I Decorate Each Day Designed For Employment. by T…

  31. I Decorate Each Day Designed For Employment.

    I Decorate Each Day Designed For Employment. by T…

  32. Some Russian intrigue today on Tom Reads His Spam!

    Some Russian intrigue today on Tom Reads His Spam…

  33. Some Russian intrigue today on Tom Reads His Spam!

    Some Russian intrigue today on Tom Reads His Spam…

  34. I’ve You Bookmarked!

    I've You Bookmarked! by TomWebster

  35. I've You Bookmarked!

    I've You Bookmarked! by TomWebster

  36. “Major Thumb Up”

    "Major Thumb Up" by TomWebster

  37. "Major Thumb Up"

    "Major Thumb Up" by TomWebster

  38. Stroke presents air. Unshackled

    Stroke presents air. Unshackled by TomWebster

  39. Stroke presents air. Unshackled

    Stroke presents air. Unshackled by TomWebster

  40. Warmly Tips

    Warmly Tips by TomWebster

  41. Warmly Tips

    Warmly Tips by TomWebster

  42. I do not forgive you

    I do not forgive you by TomWebster

  43. I do not forgive you

    I do not forgive you by TomWebster

  44. I will get your back

    I will get your back by TomWebster

  45. I will get your back

    I will get your back by TomWebster

  46. I'm searching for interesting, sedate fellow

    I'm searching for interesting, sedate fellow by T…

  47. You would like the ideal equipment

    You would like the ideal equipment by TomWebster

  48. And well Jenny is history now

    And well Jenny is history now by TomWebster

  49. Some drunken IT advice

    Some drunken IT advice by TomWebster

  50. How far would you go to get her back

    How far would you go to get her back by TomWebster

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Most SPAM email makes no sense whatsoever, until Tom Webster dramatically reinterprets it for a modern audience. Tom Reads His SPAM highlights the poetry in the mundane, and illuminates the passion behind some of the Internet's most insane messages.

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Most SPAM email makes no sense whatsoever, until Tom Webster dramatically reinterprets it for a modern audience. Tom Reads His SPAM highlights the poetry in the mundane, and illuminates the passion behind some of the Internet's most insane messages.

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Tom Reads His Spam is created and hosted by Tom Webster.
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