Tony Martin’s SIZZLETOWN

The Pikelet Man isn’t bothered by cat curfews, Clive Howlett is living in his car, Mark Table has been cancelled, and Tony tackles the world Helium shortage. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

Reg Tankwater says even the RSL has ‘gone woke’, Dion says his new podcast was a huge mistake, and Tony says that this episode’s music quiz is the worst one yet. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

Dave Clacton flies the flag for ‘proper comedy’, Barry Football’s penis has been out and about (again), and Sir Paul McCartney attempts to answer Tony’s terrible questions. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

The Hater is even less impressed than usual, a master filmmaker calls from the afterlife, and Tony has a strange encounter with a ‘gentleman’s gentleman’ in the car park. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

Cratog Carabasirica kicks off a ninth year of idiotic talkback, along with some first-time callers and The Pikelet Man, who has a terrible idea for a TV show, and a song. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

WARNING: Proper SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is yet another ‘unplugged’ episode with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1988, playing an unearthed piece of ‘Martin/Molloy’, and revealing the origin of the ‘Warren Perso’ sketch. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website

The 2025 season finale, with Dave Clacton, Dion, The Pikelet Man, Patrick Paget, Shane [REDACTED], Cratog Carabasirica, Reg Tankwater, Jeff Goldblum, Ronnie Bung, John Cooper Clarke, Crackers & the Tugboat, and of course, Pete Smith, Davey Lane, and far too many songs. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website

Niles Nyquist is bemused, The Pikelet Man is amused, Jason Statham is confused, and the show itself stands accused (of poor taste).  One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website

Reg Tankwater has solved the energy crisis, Cratog Carabasirica has almost assimilated, Bumblethwaite Cumblethwim has pulled out, and Wolford Pontoon steps in. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

The Hater is unimpressed by his local charity shop, several callers are being cheated on, sergeants York & Sargent are back, and there’s another disappointing quiz. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Shane [REDACTED] has a new theory, Barry Football has a new explanation, The Pikelet Man has a new joke, and Tony has recorded his police interview. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website    

Podworx is under siege, Dion is beating AI to all the good ideas, and Dave Clacton is attempting to ‘uncancel’ a controversial comedian. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

The Hater is up in the air, Niles Nyquist crosses the border, and Simon Haight knows who can get Australia back on track.  One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

The voters are undecided, Lorna Palethorpe is unclear, Peregrine Haste is unable to comment, and Tony gets a guilt trip from his chiropractor. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Dion has invented a new game, The Pikelet Man can’t be fooled, Tony visits the ‘living theatre’, and Matt is forced to use the Dump Button. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Cratog Carabasirica is unimpressed with our electoral candidates, Shane [REDACTED] is being used to train Chinese AI, Bryan Lyons is back at the ‘office’, and there’s another live footy call. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

WARNING: Normal SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is an ‘unplugged’ episode, where Tony answers all your questions with the aid of footage and diagrams. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

WARNING: Not a proper episode of SIZZLETOWN – it’s another ‘unplugged’ episode with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1987, playing an old sketch, and recalling the time he foolishly attempted to talk about sport. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

The 2024 season finale, with Dion, Dave Clacton, Reg Tankwater, The Pikelet Man, The Hater, Shane [REDACTED], Patrick Paget, Cratog Carabasirica, Ronnie Bung, Crackers & the Tugboat and…Bob Dylan? Plus, as tradition demands, Pete Smith, Davey Lane, and more songs than would seem necessary.  One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Barry Football apologises for his behaviour on ‘Wacky Wednesday’, Shane [REDACTED] doesn’t trust electric cars, and William Fine-Mist explains all those credit card surcharges. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Dion has a new movie idea, The Pikelet Man has ‘done an incursion’, Tony has gone reboot mad, and for the first time, there’s a live footy call! One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Lorna Palethorpe has reason to complain, Cratog Carabasirica has been racially profiled, William Fine-Mist has another unhelpful explanation, and David Lynch has no plans to retire. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Barry Football apologises for his offensive tattoos, Colin Holcroft addresses erotic asphyxiation, and someone from the Reserve Bank explains why your interest rates are so high.   One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Dave Clacton has been raided by the ‘PC Police’, Niles Nyquist has downsized, Tony gets advice on how to evict possums, and there’s news of a deadly mispronunciation. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Dion takes to the skies, The Pikelet Man is unimpressed by the cat in ‘Ripley’, someone has finally untangled ‘Tenet’, and there’s another shambolic quiz. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Shane [REDACTED] exposes the latest ‘Black Swan Event’, Barry Football addresses that ‘homophobic slur’, and Matt has previously unseen footage from the making of ‘We Are The World’.  One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Sir Ian McKellen and the late Truman Capote have plenty to say, The Hater is back way too soon, and Tony foolishly attempts to call Centrelink. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Barry Football has an explanation, The Pikelet Man has Dog’s measure, Reg Tankwater has a new vendetta, and Dave Clacton has a new room. Plus, the most famous man in Humpty Doo! One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Another year of often incoherent talkback kicks off with Dion, Patrick Paget, Cratog Carabasirica, The Hater and Jason Statham. Plus we preview a new Zack Snyder project. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

WARNING: Actual SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is another ‘unplugged’ episode with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1986, playing an old sketch, and reading his story ‘Reasons to be Cheerful’. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

The 2023 season finale, with Reg Tankwater, Shane [REDACTED], Patrick Paget, Cratog Carabasirica, Lorna Palethorpe, Harold Bitumen, Crackers & the Tugboat and a certain deceased filmmaker. Plus Pete Smith, Davey Lane, and as always, too many songs! One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

The Pikelet Man doesn’t understand daylight saving, Colin Holcroft has been cleaned out, and Tony has some exclusive outtakes from the Beatles ‘Get Back’ documentary. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Dave Clacton addresses current comedy controversies, Lorna Palethorpe has more examples of ‘shrinkflation’, Peter Meager is working for a robot, and a particularly angry caller is destroying all his John Farnham albums. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Clive Howlett has a new start-up, Cratog Carabasirica has failed his citizenship test, and things are heating up in Henri Szeps’s street. Oh, and still no stickers! One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Barry Football is still apologising, Fisher Stevens is anti-corruption, The Hater is unable to order a drink, and Jason Statham is once again grilled by Dion. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

The Pikelet Man has too many ideas, Colin Holcroft has too many bins, Simon Haight reports a murder, and celebrated filmmaker William Friedkin recalls his biggest disaster. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Regulars callers Dion and Reg Tankwater are back, legendary producer Robert Evans speaks from beyond the grave, and the show is given an AI assist. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Niles Nyquist is mildly anarchic, gagman Ray is comedically misguided, Guthrie Runter is most inconvenient, and Dave Clacton is comparatively highbrow. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

The Pikelet Man has ‘bottom issues’, Shane [REDACTED] is still worried about the moon, Patrick Paget is still ‘peacocking’, and Giles Baratheon goes in hard for physical media.   One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Dion is frozen out, Matt has montage mania, several neighbours of celebrities aren’t happy, and a quiz segment goes right off the rails. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Clive Howlett, Cratog Carabasirica, The Hater and a bevy of first-time callers kick off another year of often confusing talkback, with an ‘iconic guest host’, and a most informative song. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

WARNING: Proper SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is one of those ‘unplugged’ episodes with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1985, and taking you behind the scenes to see how the SIZZLETOWN sausage is made. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

It’s the 2022 season finale, with Dion, Colin Holcroft, The Pikelet Man, Jason Statham, Cratog Carabasirica, Shane [REDACTED], Crackers & the Tugboat, Reg Tankwater and Dave Clacton. Plus Pete Smith and Davey Lane, and perhaps too many songs. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Niles Nyquist uncovers a cheating scandal, Matt is quick on the beep, and master filmmaker William Friedkin shares another incredible story from his remarkable career. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Dick Roundabout tries to unload his offspring, Patrick Paget ‘can’t stop rockin’ to the beat’, and the show is menaced by a demon from a parallel dimension. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Dion is bursting with new ideas, Tony is pranked by a rival show, the Hater goes to the theatre, and former Prime Minister John Howard confronts his past. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Shane [REDACTED] points a finger at the moon, Giles Baratheon and Jeff Goldblum have opinions about the new ‘Thor’, and Tony is up for the Miles Franklin even though it’s already been announced. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Dave Clacton faces cancellation, The Pikelet Man holds the fort, Patrick Paget moves to Pukekohe, and Barry Football makes multiple apologies. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Colin Holcroft is on shaky ground, Cargo Shorts Man fails to restore his reputation, a former US president calls in (no, not that one) and there’s a preview of our new Broadway musical. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Shane [REDACTED] wants to fake his own death, Herb Twentyman has seen ‘Byron Baes’, a man in cargo shorts takes issue with the internet, and there’s another misleading song. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website