Too Fake Friends

Like, follow and share. We are everywhere your friends listen to their podcast.On this episode, we discuss so many thingsssss. We start off with discussing Tolu's baldness. We then move to touch a bit of social prejudice. We discussed fidelity during talking stages, the cancellation of the Jimmy Kimmel show and Nigerian christian's reaction to Charlie Kirk's death. We moved to discussing social media personalities as a juxtaposition with in real life personalities. Next, we move on to discussing parenting, from the perspective of provision and presence. We end with discussing insurance as a financial tool and touch on black tax. PS: If you're in Nigeria, you can watch Scenes From A Marriage on Showmax.If you know what Tolu and Emmanuella look like, who is cuter? Emmanuella.LIKE, SHARE, COMMENT AND LISTEN AGAIN. Pleaseeee!!! 🧎🏾‍♀️🧎🏾‍♂️

Like, follow and share. We are everywhere your friends listen to their podcast.On this delayed episode, we have our friend, Femi over to discuss our next financial goals. Tolu wants to be a millionaire in dollars, and we explore that. We 'delve' into the financial instability that comes with entrepreneurship. On the back of Chowdeck's $9m raise, we share our opinions on whether African startups should chase profitability or growth. We discuss the oxymoron of VC demands and expectations. We also answer what we would do if the world was ending. Off the back of that, we talk about radical honesty in close relationships. As always, Emmanuella never skips an opportuinity to drag the wretchedness of Nigerian 'elites'. We branch off into discussing luxury fashion in Nigeria. We didn't forget to chipper a bit about the Lagos dating scene.We'd like to hear from you on what you'll do if you find out the world ends in a week, but no one else knows this.LIKE, SHARE, COMMENT AND LISTEN AGAIN. Pleaseeee!!! 🧎🏾‍♀️🧎🏾‍♂️

First of all, follow or subscribe, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.On this very non-impromptu episode, we discuss billionaire friendships. We are not obsessed with Meta, I promise, but we talked about the ridiculous compesation offers Zuck is shopping for talent with. Why is it hard to critique Nigerian creators? we pondered (lmao). We also spoke about the quality of Nigerian movies. We touched a little bit on premarital sex guilt and explored Y Combinator's 2025 Fall Request for startup lists. This led us to talk about just how much AI can disrupt consulting. Figma had an IPO! And we touched a bit on the evolution of product companies in Nigeria. Finally, we discussed long term relationships and the discomfort that comes with the boredom of stability; how inevitable is it and when to opt out. We spoke a bit about how realistic it is to just opt out and finally we explore alternatives for managing it.We wrap up with things you think you should check out and narrate what would happen to your vendor when you try to buy Otedola's book in traffic.LIKE, SHARE, COMMENT AND LISTEN AGAIN. Pleaseeee!!! 🧎🏾‍♀️🧎🏾‍♂️

We're back. We're back. We're backkkkk. or not? 🙃On this episode of the pod, we catch you up to some of the highlights of our life in the past months. We touched high tax as a migration concern for high income earners. We also spoke a lot about AI; the war for talent, when it would take over our jobs and what living in an AGI era might look like. Then we hopped into discussing the Nigerianisms of the 'elite'. We also spoke about friendships. Who knew your friends only like you because you are single and what are post marriage ethics. We ended with Tolu informing us of his extensive research on rise of polyamory in Lagos.ps: If Emmanuella's date listens to this podcast, pretend like you didn't and act normal.LIKE, SHARE, SUBSCRIBE so that we'd release the next episode soon enough.Ta daaa.

On this episode, we cantankerously discussed UK's immigration policy, friendship dynamics, celebrity role models, what makes a date and the 65th Grammy award night.Please hit like, subscribe, follow, share and whatever other button you find on your screen. We'd like to hire a production manager, but we need to know it's worth our time.

Happy New Year!!! 🥳We started this season recording an episode sitting in the same space (forgive our audio). We talked about our holidays, our personal 2025 outlook and startup life.

We got mics! We are officially podcast bro and sis. 🥳On this episode, we have Adebola join us. Tolu had a weird manufactured white people problem and then we dissected a Reddit dilemma? We also talked about the boundaries of exes and friends dating, shared 5 key tips with men on dating, gave opinions on what should happen with agency banking, we discussed the new ‘Andela for AI’ in town, the crypto bull run as well as, AI vs Crypto for VC funding. PS: We are still figuring out getting perfect audio, so bear with us. 🫶🏾We’d like to host an intimate live show in December/January. Let us know if you’d like this.Don’t forget to share, like and tell your friends about us.

It’s our 10th episode!!! 🎉🎉On this episode, we had Nnanna join us! We found out that Tolu is now an advanced adult- he set up a Christmas tree in October?? We talked a bit about sharing and hoarding things that we are sentimental about with people we love. Congratulations to Man U fans for the ETH firing. We spent good time talking about cross border payments, acquisitions in the tech ecosystem and journalism in the African tech ecosystem. PS: Man City has since this episode lost matches back to back 4 times!!! Talk about mid. Please share with, and recommend to your friends, follow and leave comments for us.

This episode was Tolu and Emmanuella really just chilling and having random conversations. We talked about everything from the AFCON qualifiers, to Burna vs Speedy, ‘stealing’ your friend’s clothes, to self driving cars, airport chronicles, Space X, going to Mars, Emmanuella’s special ‘crush’, Emmanuella’s ‘epiphany’, advisor shares, B2C growth opportunity and potential in the Nigerian market, love is blind (again), socio-political puritanism and the ethics of the militia, the dexterity of mate picking and house buying decisions.Important correction: the captain of the Super Eagles team is Williams Troost-Ekong Follow, share, tell your friends and send us things to talk about. 💛💛💛

Diseye joined us on this episode to talk about Nollywood! Emmanuella was in Lagos so Nigerian network providers showed who they are; if you hear a lapse of us talking over each other, just understand that she isn’t being heard and can’t hear others. We talked majorly about the movie industry in Nigeria m with emphatic, semi-ignorant dissections. We also talked about the blindness of love, unique names and Diddy’s bottles of oil. Share and subscribe 💛💛💛

On this episode, we had our friend O’Gbemiro over. Gbemiro (the faith based opinion provider) is a brand and comms expert so he took us through his journey of solidifying himself and shared some advice around navigate personal branding and position. We then delved into positioning for finding a partner, planning weddings and navigating having the marriage conversation with your significant other. Like, follow and tell a friend about it.

On this episode that came to you faster than you thought, we talked about sooooo many things. From consistency in effort, to celebrity crushes, to cheating in relationships, dead bedrooms, therapy culture, Asherkine and Betway’s partnership, founder mode by Paul Graham, financial numbers and retirement ideas. Subscribe, Like, Comment, Follow and Share.Thank you!

In this very chaotic episode, Tolu self appoints himself as an advocate of the devil. We talk about traditional marriages and financial responsibility in nuclear families. We also discuss what it means for a founder to squander $1.5 million, why people love these sort of stories and the ripple effects on the ecosystem. We close off with talking about but not offering any solid solutions on when and how to tell a potential romantic partner about something they could consider a deal breaker. Some of the things we didn’t talk about are who we find funny, alternatives to ghosting for breaking up, the UEFA transfer window and dissecting Fireboy DML’s newest album.Like, Comment, Share and Follow.PS: Tell us (Emmanuella) what you want us to talk about.

On this episode, we talked about a lot! We were joined by one of T’s closest friends, who shared her intentional journey to and through her MBA program at one of the world's top institutions, INSEAD. We introduced Scenarios–abstract dilemmas that make you think. We discussed sperm donation and we wrapped up by musing loudly on adulting milestones. PS: apologies ahead for the baby whining in the background. Fits right into the conversation anyway :)
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On this episode, we discuss why living people can sometimes be ghosts and navigating relationships with these ghosts. We also talk about figuring out love languages; expressing and receiving it. We end with briefly discussing Warren Buffet liquidating some of his shares in Apple and trying to predict the pizza index.

On this episode, we spend an hour arguing about the US electoral candidates and predictions, Dangote VS the Nigerian government and the buyout or bailout of Brass; whichever you prefer to call it!

On this episode, two bored immigrants discuss the struggles of immigration, modern dating and telling the truth when it's ugly.