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Too Moofs
by Kenny Samsel
Just a couple of Moofs who ramble on about uninteresting topics....
Episodes
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Episode 83 - Cancelling Licenses, Cancelling Planes - 080923
Remember Nanny McPhee? It's Episode 83 - Cancelling Licenses, Cancelling Planes In this frantic episode, we blab about... - Music huas - Spit-taking strangers' smoothies - School supply stress - Ninja smoke exits - Workplace Draw 4 feelings And so much more! Subscribe to us on YouTube and watch…
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Episode 82 - What in Weird Al Tarnation - 071723
So hungry, we could eat our shoe...it's Episode 82 - What in Weird Al Tarnation? In this lackluster episode, we discuss: - The Beef Wellington family - Milk bag insanity - Disney cruise commercial cheating storylines - Soy sauce meth - Body disposal test runs And so much more! Don't forget to buy...
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Episode 81 - It's-a Me! I'm In Jamaica! - 060123
Law & Order Sound is Dun Dun, it's Episode 81 - It's-a Me! I'm In Jamaica! In this interrupted episode, we blab about: - Binge etiquette - Sucking on hotel toes - Bursting Capri Suns - Stanky leg up a mountain - Snobby candy stereotypes And so much more! Don't forget to get some sweet merch at...
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Episode 80 - Up for Some Weekend Bloodshed - 042523
The slide won't inflatey, it's Episode 80 - Up for Some Weekend Bloodshed? In this wrapped up episode, we digest: - AI celebrity voices - Lozenges...just lozenges.... - Selling Johnnycakes - Missing mascot heads - Cocaine breath strips And so much more! Don't forget to get your place clean by...
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Episode 79 - Too Many Swords - 040623
Don't spelunk in a mine, it's Episode 79 - Too Many Swords In this forgotten about show, we ponder: - Funko Pop dopplegangers - Hitting kids with t-shirts - Foul ball hot dog scams - Stolen spoons - Kelly Kapowski's shower And so much more! Don't forget to visit TooMoofs.com/sticker to get…
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Episode 78 - Drowning in a Commercial - 032323
Turning On the Hot Plate, it's Episode 78 - Drowning in a Commercial In this flavorful episode, we blab about: - Uncle Sam's wife - 90s flexes - Vin Diesel tourette syndrome - Happy Hour" procedures - Winning video games when you're dead And so much more! Don't forget to subscribe to us on your...
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Episode 77 - Tastes Like A Tigers Blood Slushie - 030623
On The Office they fired Devin....it's Episode 77 - Tastes Like A Tiger's Blood Slushie In this distant episode, we ponder: - Aggressive Canadian homeless - Mailing poop to your enemies - Used wet hotel towels - Going to jail for a free cookie - Illiterate professional athletes And so much more!...
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Episode 76 - How Much for Wyoming? - 012523
Don't Have Too Many Side Chicks, It's Episode 76 - How Much for Wyoming? In this hyper episode, we ponder.... - Evolution of Emo music - Motivational drumming - Timeless cereals - Cocaine first dates - Cancer texts And so much more! Don't forget to subscribe to us on Apple Podcast, Google…
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Episode 75 - Biting Into Machu Picchu - 010523
Don't drink and drive, it's Episode 75 - Biting Into Machu Picchu In this rejuvinated episode, we blab about: - Dog poop mysteries - Inattentive barbers - Furious makeout sessions - Optimal holiday landings - Dinner with Kim Jong-Un And so much more! Make sure you start your year fresh by…
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Episode 74 - Hashtag Me Tow - 122122
Washed up ashore, it's Episode 74 - Hashtag Me Tow In this revived episode, we discuss: - Fishing for conversation topics - Tweaking soccer - The ballad of Lester Fixins - Corporate thank you conspiracies - Grocery store match game And so much more! We know it may be past the holiday season, but...
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Episode 73 - Dusty Peanuts - 110222
Fiddle Dee Dee, it's Episode 73 - Dusty Peanuts In this "Kenny got lazy" episode, we chat about: - Inconvenient Houses - Cheese scented nail polish - Terrible attack animals - The awfulness of the recent Karate Kid movie - Failed food segments And so much more! Hope y'all have a Happy Thanksgiving!
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Episode 72 - Kink Shaming is My Kink - 101722
Get a Clue - It's Episode 72: Kink Shaming is My Kink In this constantly uploaded episode, we blab about: - Fake raw meat - What to do with stolen art - Tuesdays versus Sundays - Nose biting - Chocolate bunny destruction And so much more! (Including probably the worst audio we've ever done as we...
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Episode 71 - Donkey P Enterprises - 091522
Featuring guest rapper Big Pun, it's Episode 71 - Donkey P Enterprises In this rambling episode, we blab about.... - Alcoholic ice cream - Awkward high school reunion awards - Being married to inventions - Multigenerational cereals - Blending iPhones And so much more! Get yourself a free sticker…
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Episode 70 - Foot Locker Prayer Circle - 083022
Remember Brandon Lee? It's Episode 70 - Foot Locker Prayer Circle In this forgotten episode, we ponder: - European listeners - Stinky sock Coca Cola - Forgetting money at an ATM - Sucking on frozen sausages - Medieval Tinder And so much more! Don't forget to subscribe to us on iHeartRadio, Google...
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Episode 69 - Have I Not Been Enjoying Them Warm? - 081522
Ring Doorbell chime, it's Episode 69 - Have I Not Been Enjoying Them Warm? In this high-five worthy episode, we celebrate: - Ying Yang Twins light budget - Chinese food accuracy - Aggressive ice dispensers - Pantsing rates - Eating gourmet cat food If you haven't heard the news already, please...
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Episode 68 - Push It n Smush It - 072622
I sealed your fate, it's Episode 68 - Push It n Smush It In this sophomoric episode, we digest: - Drunk blind people - Urinal power moves - Time traveling Eminem - Disposable plungers - Drowning in chocolate And so much more! Please subscribe to us on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, iHeartRadio…
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Episode 67 - Eye Patches Give You Sea Cred - 063022
Keep that engine revvin, it's Episode 67 - Eye Patches Give You Sea Cred We thought we'd treat you to some 4th of July talkin by yakking about: - Mayo on french fries - Mispronouncing Buc-ees - Gas station parking rules - End of the world jobs - Pee pee milkshakes And so much more! Be safe and…
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Episode 66 - Sarcastic Jersey Compliments - 062122
Skateboard Tricks are Sick - It's Episode 66: Sarcstic Jersey Compliments In this way too long-awaited episode, we blab about: - Sci-fi movie jobs - Tonail fungus cartoons - Scratch off prize splits - Big Daddy 2 plot ideas - Human zoo tricks And so much more! Don't forget to get a free sticker…
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Episode 65 - My Dad Has A Weed Guy In His Phone - 051722
Can I drive? It's Episode 65 - My Dad Has A Weed Guy In His Phone In this wacky episode, we ponder: - The bell curve of high school reunions - Carmen Sandiego skills - Peanut butter and Spaghettio hot dogs - Universal conversation starters - Taste testing Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew And so much…
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Episode 64 - My Grandpa Sweats When He Sits Down Too - 042622
Washed up on shore, it's Episode 64 - My Grandpa Sweats When He Sits Down Too In this tasty episode, we digest... - Eating mac and cheese ice cream - 70s football theme songs - Getting stuck in an outhouse - Proper s'more ratios - The most important color to see And so much more! Don't forget…
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Episode 63 - It Looks Reliable - 041922
Don't chop down the tree, it's Episode 63 - It Looks Reliable In this fanatical episode, we fawn over: - Hard Mountain Dew flavors - All you can eat eggs - Chess boxing - Easter condoms - Agreeing on birthday lyrics And so much more! Special thanks to our special guest Michelle aka Lego Shelly!...
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Episode 62 - Flat Pepper Grinder - 041222
You know what to do! It's Episode 62 - Flat Pepper Grinder In this long-awaited episode, we rant about: - Taste testing Pepsi Nitro - Space shuttle piggyback rides - Kiss cam planning - Nude jackhammering - Clutch hot dogs Subscribe to our shows on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, iHeartRadio, and...
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Episode 61 - The Nicest Hole Tournament - 032222
Get away from thes sun, it's Episode 61: The Nicest Hole Tournament In this spicy episode, we debate: - Drive-Thru menaces to society - Baby experiments - Yet ANOTHER scam e-mail - Crazy strawberry pickers - Salad bar pudding And so much more! Please consider donating to fellow listener Jessica's...
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Episode 60 - Sometimes You Just Gotta Scissor - 030922
Ten Plus Fifty...Episode 60 - Sometimes You Just Gotta Scissor In this action-packed episode we blabber about: - The flavor of space - Recapping our time on the Samantics Podcast - Old men punching conspiracy theorists - Traumatic kids movies - Skunks with rabies And so much more! Make sure…
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Episode 59 - No Thank You - 022322
It's time to shine! Episode 59 - No Thank You! In this stalkerish episode, we discuss: - Scorched Earth ex boyfriends - Tomato throwing ripeness - Jerk genies - Potato perfumes - Gambling on the Pope And so much more! Shout out to our newest sponsor Declass ified Cosmetics! Combine makeup and...
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Episode 58 - Saddam Hussein Trusted You - 020922
Why up so late? It's Episode 58 - Saddam Hussein Trusted You In this episode not edited for a while, we blab about: - Awkwardly eating in front of others - Ghost condoms - Disney bros for life - Cashier side conversations - Covert spy chickens And so much more! Don't forget to get a free sticker…
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Episode 57 - Funeral Hologram Roasts - 013122
This bread needs to leaven - It's Episode 57: Funeral Hologram Roasts In this long awaited show, we ponder: - Insane baby names - Smoked cream cheese phenomenon - Buying out movie theaters - Bobsledding in an arena - Reusable potatoes And don't forget, if you'd like to donate to us running in our...
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Episode 56 - Sword Classes or Curling Club - 011222
Magician Tricks - Episode 56: Sword Classes or Curling Club In this new year episode, we ponder... - Lickable TVs - Trinidad name branding - Anti-bucket lists - Evil twin origins - The much anticipated Taco Bell Wings review Free shipping on all orders at TooMoofs.com/Merch
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Episode 55 - Illegal Mentos Activities - 122121
Look Alive - Episode 55: Illegal Mentos Activities In this extra long episode, we debate: - Bowling ball dipping cups - Ruthless golf broadcasts - Princess rankings - Forced poop scenarios - Lame stick & hoop toys And so much more! Special thanks to our buddy, Tucker, for sitting in-studio with…
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Episode 54 - All I Need Is A Two Minute Flight - 121021
Keeping the Score - Episode 54: All I Need Is A Two Minute Flight In this futuristic episode, we contemplate... - Dan Marino freakouts - Passive-Aggressive lane changes - Inappropriate mustaches - Syrup pronunciations - $500 baby powder bets Don't forget, you can get a commercial as a great…
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Episode 53 - Fast Food Curses - 112221
Climb up a tree, it's Episode 53 - Fast Food Curses In this dog bothered episode, we blab about: - Netflix D pics - Honest but confusing teenagers - Movie theater regulations - Birthday deaths - Tank supermarket runs And so much more! Don't forget, we still have FREE SHIPPING from now until...
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Episode 52 - McDonald's Blitzkrieg - 111121
Riding on a Sea Doo, Episode 52 - McDonald's Blitzkrieg In this NEW STUDIO-RIFIC SHOW, we blab about: - Lawyers with Trapper Keepers - Double-decker hot dogs - Good luck hair rips - Annoying young clones - Fast food alcohols AND MANY MORE TANGENTS! Get a FREE sticker at TooMoofs.com/Sticker
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Episode 51 - Taliban Banana - 102221
Participate in a Fun Run....it's Episode 51 - Taliban Banana In this aggravated episode, we speak about: - Phone number cadences - TV repairman stalkers - Nard oculus goggles - Winn Dixie John disappointing Matt - Kenny's strange superpower You can always get a FREE sticker by going to...
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Episode 50 - Clearly the Answer is Not Aliens - 100121
Ain't it Nifty? Episode 50 - Clearly the Answer Is Not Aliens In this record-breaking episode, we blab about: - Classiness levels of chain restaurants - Backwards live streams - Jason Segel's greatest scene - Pet soul mates - Ninja sword attacks And so much more! If you haven't already, join our...
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Episode 49 - Bone, Lick, & Boz - 092221
Chris Pratt or Chris Pine? It's Episode 49 - Bone, Lick, & Boz In this burgerific episode, we digest: - Lying about farts - Spittoon noises - Squishy pizza rolls - Mark Cuban ultimatums - Proper self-burns Don't forget to check out our awesome sponsor, Her Majesty Services and get your place…
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Episode 48 - I Am Captain Cola - 090921
It's your fate! Episode 48 - I Am Captain Cola In this burptastic episode, we ramble about: - Toilet Face Times - Dream Ants - Backboard Naming Rights - Cinnamon Milk - Fecal Puns And so much more! Don't forget you can get ALL of your Too Moofs merchandise by going to TooMoofs.com/Merch
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Episode 47 - You're In My World Now - 083121
90's singer Campbell, Tevin - Episode 47 - You're In My World Now In this goofy episode, we cackle about: - Upright Worm Dance - Blind Potato Chip Tasting - Sticky Arby's Sauce - Proper Chicken Bun Sizes - Ethics of Seat Saving And so much more! Don't forget, you can always subscribe to our show…
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Episode 46 - Ultimate Diarrhea - 081821
Put it in the Mix! Episode 46 - Ultimate Diarrhea In this wacky episode, we discuss: - Dumpster Sombreros - Bad Trivia Hosts - British Where's Waldo - Historical Social Media - Matt Having a Stroke Live On The Air! Get our merch and rep our stuff! TooMoofs.com/Merch
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Episode 45 - Dino Pyte Mehter - 080521
Get ready to jive, it's Episode 45 - Dino Pyte Mehter In this long awaited episode, we speak about: - Free TV Scams - Disappointing Polish Food - Radioactive Pigs - Anxiety Eye Puffs - Gold Medal Snap Towels And so much more! Don't forget to get your FREE STICKER by going to TooMoofs.com/Sticker
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Episode 44 - The Power of the Nuggies - 071421
You Ddidn't Ask For More - Episode 44 - The Power of the Nuggies In this lazy episode, we discuss: - Horse Dancing - Winn Dixie Wings - The Grammar of Darts - Matt Spying on Kenny in the Bathroom - Mozzarella Stick Validation Don't forget to subscribe to Too Moofs on Apple Podcast, Google…
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Episode 43 - MRG Does Not Have Eleven Babies - 070121
What it be? It's Episode 43 - MRG Does Not Have Eleven Babies In this funtacular episode, we blab about.... - Onion Olympic Torch - Why people blacklist ketchup - Tracy Morgan's singing chops - Mutton curry - Oscar the Grouch's legs And so much more! Don't forget you can always buy our merch at...
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Episode 42 - Mummy Repellent - 062321
Lazers Go Pew Pew - It's Episode 42 - Mummy Repellent In this insightful episode, we discuss: - Human Patch Updates - Annoying British accents - Movie theater upgrades - Awkward bartender jokes - Pitch black whale mouths And so much more! Don't forget to join our FB page!...
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Episode 41 - Junior Interior Designers - 061621
Hide from the Sun, it's Episode 41 - Junior Interior Designers In this smooth-sounding episode, we yak about: - Comparing the movies Blank Check and Richie Rich - Trnasparent napkins - Cereal stats - Tipping games - Spelling Bee tragedies And so much more! Also, if y'all can, please help out Jai....
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Episode 40 - The Prince of Moofania - 060821
Hey Shawty! It's Episode 40 - The Prince of Moofania In this gross episode, we blab about: - Dance Moms vs. Parrot Heads - Female flirting tactics - Kenny's "coughing blood adventure" - Convincing the Queen of England to marry us - Insisting soup returns And many more uninteresting topics! Join…
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Episode 39 - Send Your Guy and Spiced Ham - 052421
Aint it fine? Episode 39 - Send Your Guy and Spiced Ham Hey Moof Troop! In this "hilarious" episode, we yammer on about: - Happy beginnings - Spam vs Porkrolls - Matt never hearing of the song "Driver's License" - John Claude Van Damme's dance moves - Kentucky Derby announcers And so much more!…
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Episode 38 - 2-For-1 Kim Jongaritas - 051121
No need to hate, it's Episode 38 - 2-for-1 Kim Jongaritas In this ultra long (and ultra serious) episode, we talk about: - Does anyone say "underpants" anymore - Voodoo ceremonies - Flowing down the Porkchop River - Creating infinite energy - Dogs floating in space while doggy paddling And so…
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Episode 37 - Hawaii Sloppy Seconds - 042821
Home Alone Kevin? Episode 37 - Hawaii Sloppy Seconds In this overly excited show, we discuss: - The best chicken nugget shape - Toilet retrieval thresholds - Skillful ways to open a Capri Sun - Buffet customer service - In appropriate wrestling gimmicks - Kenny and Matt swap segments Special…
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Episode 36 - Doing the Hunka Chunka - 042121
We're in the mix - Episode 36 - Doing the Hunka Chunka! In this insane episode, we dialogue about: - Backup Option Cars - An ATM Withdrawal Mystery - Tyler Perry with a Head Full of Birds - The Brilliance of the Movie "Coneheads" - To-Go Crab Legs Don't forget to get your hair did with Amber at...
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Episode 35 - Every Frieburg For Themselves - 041421
Look alive! It's Episode 35 - Every Frieburg For Themselves In this fast paced episode, we discuss: - The lack of Asian sports team names - Lying about your age for free cookies - How to analyze if people are dating - Human names for cars - Escaped monkeys still on the loose Be sure to visit our...
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Episode 34 - Scamming Mr. Baba - 040821
Ready for more? It's Episode 34 - Scamming Mr. Baba In this scheming episode, we blab about: - Obtaining stamps at a discount - Food promo scams - Matt saying "raccoon" weird - The Truman Show in real life - Jail for money scenarios Don't forget to subscribe to us on YouTube! Just search "Too...
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