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Too Noobs Talking
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Welcome to Too Noobs Talking! The terrific trio of hosts (John Tracey, Matt Craig and Steve Murray) covers any topic from the world of science, sports, media, politics, entertainment and culture. Nothing is off limits, but we approach each story from a unique 30,000 foot view. You can check us out on our YouTube channel (@TooNoobsTalking), where all of our episodes drop on Wednesday nights. You can also find us on your favorite listening devices on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, and iHeart Radio. So, what are you waiting for? Check us out and join our conversation!
Episodes
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Episode 202 - "That'll Be $4.99 to Use Your Mouse This Month...K, Thanks Logitech"
With John on a well deserved vacation, Matt and Steve present a tech heavy episode of Too Noobs Talking! In this week's episode, Google gets judged (rightly) for violating anti-trust laws and setting up a monopoly as the default search engine by a US District judge, Logitech may push for a...
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Episode 201 - "Best of the Lesser Known Olympics"
In this weekly episode of Too Noobs Talking, the guys have an encouraging piece of news involving Navy SEAL officers getting their day in court over the "Fauci-ouchie". Then, Ford Motor attempts another curious patent involving cameras and catching speeding motorists on American roadways, a...
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Episode 200 - "Too Noobs Hits 200 (!), But It's the Same Ol' Joe Biden"
It's the "bicentennial" episode of Too Noobs Talking! For this momental episode, the guys talk about the current state of the Democratic party after President Biden stepped down from running for re-election. Then, a "Jam It In There" segment involving the airline industry, food shortages at the...
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Episode 199 - "Elon's Headin' Down to Texas, Tryin' to See if He Can't Unwind"
In this 200th episode-eve of Too Noobs, the guys talk about Elon Musk's decision to move the HQ offices of both X and SpaceX from California to Texas in lieu of Governor Newsom's controversial school bill involving "gender affirming care". Then, a wind turbine blade breaks off near the Nantucket...
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Episode 198 - "WURD to Your Mother on Biden's Phony Interview Tour"
In the 198th edition of Too Noobs, the hosts give a great big pat on the back and complement the leadership of WURD radio station in Philadelphia for standing on First Amendment principles regarding a recent interview with President Biden. Then, general foolishness and bewwwwwbery is a foot, as…
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Episode 197 - "If It's Not Crap, Watch Real Cinema"
In the 197th episode of Too Noobs, Michael Rooker and Morgan Freeman rail against TikTok for causing cinema audiences to have short attention spans and for allowing an AI-deepfake impersonation video to be posted, respectively. Then, the guys debate whether or not cyclists should follow all…
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Episode 196 - "Too Noobs Presents: 2024 Bash at the Beach"
With Steve on vacation, John and Matt bring the 196th edition of Too Noobs by talking about the darkness of social media and how to avoid the pitfalls using it. Then, the FDA slaps Bimbo Bakeries with a warning to the company to correct its allergy labels, and 40% of electric vehicles owners now...
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Episode 195 - "Surgeon General's Warning: Too Noobs May be Hazardous to Narcissists"
In this week's episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk over U.S. Surgeon General Vivek Murthy's suggestion to put warning labels on social media to help improve the mental health of kids and youth adults. Then, Stonehenge in the UK gets defaced by morons, the guys wonder if they feel 10 years older...
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Episode 194 - "No Thanks Paris, We'll Bring Our Own A/C to the Olympics"
In the 194th edition of Too Noobs, the guys discuss a bizarre request from the Paris Olympic Committee involving units with 12,000 BTUs of raw cooling power! Then, more silliness in the world of business as Coldstone Creamery faces a class action law suit and Wells Fargo fires 12 "mouse jigglers"...
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Episode 193 - "Taxing Bodycams on Weiners....or Something Like That"
In this weekly episodic video of Too Noobs, the guys laugh over the state government of California's recent attempt to tax electric vehicle owners after cutting off internal combustion engine revenue streams. Then, retailers TJ Maxx & Marshall's have their workers wear body cameras to help catch...
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Episode 192 - "The Law and Order Episode (with Hangman!)"
In this weekly episode of Too Noobs, the guys tackle a few "law and order" themed stories - first, two unlikely allies in the NRA & ACLU score a unanimous Supreme Court decision! Then, New Jersey shore city mayors declare state of emergencies from the Memorial Day holiday due to unruly teenagers,...
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Episode 191 - "Don't Be Offended, but a Justice-Impacted Individual is on the Loose!"
In the 191st edition of Too Noobs, the guys review a recent Illinois state House bill that reclassifies offenders of the law as "justice impacted individuals" (and wonder why Illinois legislatures have lost their minds). Then, millennials might be taking "quiet vacations" by not telling their...
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Episode 190 - "Sick of EVs? Now They Make You Sick"
In this episode of Too Noobs, the guys find yet another article on electric vehicle problems, as some passengers are being diagnosed with motion sickness. Then, McDonalds attempts to lower prices due to inflation but only "for a limited time", an artificial intelligence robot gives a commencement...
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Episode 189 - "(No) Hope for your Philadelphia 76ers?"
In the 189th edition of Too Noobs, the guys discuss a recent article that highlights a troubling trend of kids skipping schools on Friday for "mental health days" in the UK. Then, the "Jam It In There" segment returns highlighting some weird trials & tribulations in the airline industry, a brutal...
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Episode 188 - "College Gone Wild: 'Protest' Edition"
In this wild and wooly episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the recent chaos over the protests happening at many of the Ivy League colleges and universities of "higher learning" over the Israel & Hamas conflict. Then, Wally the alligator has gone missing in Georgia, a Pennsylvania state...
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Episode 187 - "Trump: Give Me Immunity or Give Me Some"
In this episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk about Donald Trump's legal team giving oral arguments at the U.S. Supreme Court on whether a president has absolute legal immunity (yikes!). Then, the U.S. airline industry gets gut-punched as the Department of Transportation requires automatic refunds...
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Episode 186 - "Caitlin Clark, the WNBA, and Economics 101"
In this episode of Too Noobs, the terrific trio of hosts discuss the not so shocking story of NPR having a lack of "diverse opinions" in their newsroom, Jontay Porter gets banned for life from the NBA and the "supposed controversy" over Caitlin Clark's new annual salary for the WNBA. Then, the...
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Episode 185 - "Revisiting O.J. Simpson and the Circus"
In this weekly episode of Too Noobs, the guys reminisce on O.J. Simpson's bizarre and tragic life, including his murder and civil trials, and how the U.S. media changed its reporting after the trials were over. Then, a little baseball talk - is the pitch clock at fault for so many pitcher…
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Episode 184 - "Horrors of the U.S. Healthcare System"
In this episode of Too Noobs, a former surgeon general gets a dose (no pun intended) of reality after an overnight stay in the hospital and the state California be dummin' with a preposterous and artificial cost of living increase to their minimum wage. Then, the "Jam it in There" segment returns...
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Episode 183 - "PA Voted for State Candy, All Other States Can Suck It"
In the 183rd weekly edition of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the troubling aspect of sports gambling involving NCAA athletes. Then, the Pennsylvania State House votes on Hershey's Kisses to be the first state candy in the nation, the NFL owners pass two new rules for the 2024 season, and John...
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Episode 182 - "Apple Goes to Jail, Does Not Pass Go or Collect $200"
In this newly minted episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk over the Justice Department's lawsuit against Apple for illegally attempting to monopolize the smartphone market. Then, tragedy from the NHL world as former enforcer Chris Simon commits suicide with CTE likely the cause. On a lighter note…
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Episode 181 - "Butt Touching Robot"
In this scandalous episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the U.S. House's efforts to ban TikTok nationwide due to ongoing security and data privacy concerns. Then, Boeing airplanes: What the hell?, an AI robot in Saudi Arabia commits sexual harassment to a female reporter at a convention, and...
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Episode 180 - "Give Your Right Arm for Football"
In the 180th iteration of Too Noobs, the guys discuss the recent propositions listed on the ballot in San Francisco to help the city recover from its excrement epidemic - some hope on the horizon? Then, the guys question the NFL's decision making in not moving the Dolphins-Chiefs playoff game as...
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Episode 179 - "If A Fraudster Chucks a Christmas Tree, Does It Make a Sound?"
In this week's episode of Too Noobs, the guys review and discuss a recent poll that showed 33% of Americans thinking that the 1st Amendment goes "too far" and that certain speech should be stopped. Then, a mom loses her disability claim after participating in a Christmas tree tossing competition,...
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Episode 178 - "Let's Rewrite History with Google gEmiNi"
In this feature length episode of Too Noobs, the guys laugh over Google Gemini's trials & tribulations of displaying "woke" tendencies with its image search engine. Then, a teen prankster in Australia gets justice served to him (not before he cries foul), the all-star games in the 4 major…
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Episode 177 - "Elon 'Rust' and bright futures"
In this week's episode of Too Noobs (with Steve out coaching hockey this week), the original hosts of John and Matt discuss recent comments made by Flyers head coach John Tortorella wondering about the current "dumb" mindset of the young NHL players. Then, adaptive driving beam headlights for…
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Episode 176 - "Drivin with the Top Down, My Apple Vision Pro On..."
In this 176th edition of Too Noobs, the guys rightly skewer and destroy the writers of Deadspin for being racist bullies after their company is being sued for defaming a 9-year-old kid wearing Native American garb at a Kansas City Chiefs game in November. Then, the hosts talk over a bizarre story...
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Episode 175 - "Pigeon Relieved After Being Cleared of Espionage Charges"
In yet another crazy and fun episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss the recent bumbling and stumbling by President Biden over the southern border, then blitz through three articles on the trials & tribulations of electric vehicles so far this winter. Then, a pigeon gets detained in India for…
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Episode 174 - "Have your Pocket Constitution Ready: The FBI comes a knockin!"
In this newly minted weekly episode of Too Noobs, Steve and Matt discuss an astonishing case involving the 9th "Circus" Court calling out the FBI over violating the 4th Amendment. Then, the horrible 2023-24 winter season continues for electric vehicles, PETA wants to ditch Groundhog Day with a...
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Episode 173 - Eagles (Garbage) Season in Review
In this (admittedly) downer of an episode of Too Noobs, the guys lament over a lost 2023 Philadelphia Eagles season and think over ways how the football team can bounce back in 2024. Then, electric vehicles have a devil of a time getting start in the cold this winter, the feds decide to make...
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Episode 172 - "Quitter Gauthier, Fraudulent ESPN Awards, and More Disturbing Stories"
In this newly minted episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss and react to the Flyers' shocking trade of Cutter Gauthier, laugh over once-proud ESPN and their pathetic attempts to win Emmy awards, seriously wonder over a very odd sighting of a 10 foot....thing....in Brazil....and then conclude by...
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Episode 171 - "Theory: Dinosaurs Screwing Us Over 65 Million Years Later"
For the 171st episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss a trio of "people being dumb and silly" stories involving a curious lawsuit lobbed at Hersheys, NYC being NYC on New Years Eve, and Michiganders memorializing a pothole. Then, an interesting story involving glow-in-the-dark road markings have…
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Episode 170 - "The Year 2024: We are drinking from the sewer"
Welcome to the start of a new year with Too Noobs! In this inaugural episode for 2024, the guys review the latest political insanity over the "Orange Man" and the 14th Amendment, wonder if Chick-fil-A will open on Sundays in the state of New York, worry over Californians having to resort to...
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Episode 169 - "It's a Clip Show!"
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Too Noobs Talking! For our final episode of the year, the guys gathered together all of the crazy stories & takes from 2023. Enjoy, and we look forward to 2024 with all of you!
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Episode 168 - "Attack of the Giant Christmas Goldfish"
Behold the final full episode of Too Noobs for 2023! In this episode, the hosts talk about UK Prime Minister Sunak's astonishing and truthful testimony, a sports themed "Jam It In There" segment on Shohei Ohtani's contract, Florida State getting booted from the College Football Playoff, and…
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Episode 167 - "Goose Jackets and Chipotle: The Fall of Western Civilization"
For this "apocalypse inducing" episode of Too Noobs, the guys review an article from the NTSB calling for intelligence speed assistance technology to reduce speed in new cars along with the recent span of thefts to Canada Goose brand jackets in Washington DC. Then, hopes are raised when a judge…
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Episode 166 - "Meta, AI and Beavers...Oh My!"
In this week's episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the ongoing Meta lawsuit by discussing a recently unsealed court document that sheds a (wonderfully) horrible light on the company. Then, "fake news" takes on a whole new meaning at Sports Illustrated, beavers have a go at munching on DC's...
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Episode 165 - "Lonesome on Thanksgiving? Head to the ER!"
Welcome to the 165th edition of Too Noobs! In this episode, the guys dive in to the "leftovers" from the Thanksgiving holiday by discussing director Christopher Nolan and Guillermo del Toro's recent comments on saving physical copies of movies, and debate if the WHO can combat loneliness (ha)....
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Episode 164 - "The Las Vegas A's and Other Things That Ruin Your Day"
Happy Thanksgiving to all of our listeners to Too Noobs! In this episode (while John continues his "magical work tour"), Steve and Matt talk about a very bizarre story involving Volkswagen's customer service department and a kidnapping (yikes), and react over former NFL sideline reporter Charrisa...
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Episode 163 - "Breaking: Dinos Bit the (Tiny) Dust"
With John out on a work-related tour in North Carolina, Steve and Matt guide you through another great episode of Too Noobs! For starters, the guys talk about the UK Parliament debating a potential ban of cigarettes by raising the legal smoking age for one year every year starting at kids aged 14...
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Episode 162 - "Scooped Bagels are WRONG!!!"
In this "baseball season complete" episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss a recent Live Science article about solar cycle modeling misfires (no pun intended), review over the latest trade and player controversies involving the NHL's Ottawa Senators, worry over Gritty's safety handling Wally the...
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Episode 161 - "Magical Mushroom Mystery Plane Ride"
For the 161st edition of Too Noobs, the guys discuss a huge lawsuit filed by 42 states against Meta for harming childrens' mental health, discuss the implications of the Federal Reserve lowering debit card swipe fees, debate over whether Roblox's CEO has it right by requiring his office staff to...
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Episode 160 - "Too Noobs' Guide to Lame Vacations and Other Spooky Tales"
Happy Halloween from Too Noobs Talking! In this "spooky" episode, the guys talk about the NIH cutting back on gain of function research (to no one's "horror"), the state of ambition and drive in 2023 has some surprising results in a recent SoFi survey, which tourist traps to avoid, and finally do...
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Episode 159 - "Looking Ugly on Zoom and Other Tribulations of Bigfoot"
Happy anniversary to Too Noobs! In this awesome episode, the guys celebrate and thank our loyal fans for creating 3 years of Too Noobs episodes, then discuss the added cost of coming back into the office (think gas, lunch, breakfast, etc) and wonder if there's validity in a recent report on…
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Episode 158 - NSA & AI, Flyers season preview
In the 158th weekly episodic edition of Too Noobs Talking, the guys discuss the NSA building an artificial intelligence security center (terminators aren't coming, remember), mourn over the loss of pandas returning to China, "Jam It In There" with 3 very different space stories, and conclude by...
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Episode 157 - Thefts, China and alligators...oh my!
Welcome to another great episode of Too Noobs! For this week, the guys talk about the recent rash of thefts in major U.S. cities, the concern about China's disinformation campaigns, a 5-foot "emotional support" alligator being denied entry into Citizens Bank Park, and a special sports-themed "Jam...
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Episode 156 - CEO craziness; best sports video game?
This week's episode of Too Noobs Talking have the guys dissecting a recent "foot-in-mouth" comment from another CEO in Australia involving the economy, along with a controversial request from the Mutter museum's head in Philadelphia. After that, the guys talk about Tesla's blatant false…
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Episode 155 - Biden admin tomfoolery & Barstool burner phones
For the 155th weekly episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss the Biden administration and the Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (....ha) being found to have likely violated the 1st amendment by attempting to manipulate social media companies with their brand of messaging. Next, the guys...
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Episode 154 - Prison escape / Superhero baseball
In this "law & order" episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss the fiasco of Danelo Cavalcante's prison escape (good news, though: he has been captured on 9/13/23), talk about artificial intelligence being used to create foraging books with some potentially deadly consequences, wonder if it's wise…
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Episode 153 - 2023 Philadelphia Eagles prediction
The 153rd iconic edition of Too Noobs have the guys discussing a ridiculous request by the "Media & Democracy Project" to remove the FCC license from Philadelphia TV station WTXF Fox-29, talk about Biden's "alcohol czar" potentially recommending two drinks per week for men & women for 2025, laugh...
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Welcome to Too Noobs Talking! The terrific trio of hosts (John Tracey, Matt Craig and Steve Murray) covers any topic from the world of science, sports, media, politics, entertainment and culture. Nothing is off limits, but we approach each story from a unique 30,000 foot view. You can check us out on our YouTube channel (@TooNoobsTalking), where all of our episodes drop on Wednesday nights. You can also find us on your favorite listening devices on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, and iHeart Radio. So, what are you waiting for? Check us out and join our conversation!
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