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Too Tired Dads
by Justin and Johnathan
Two tired dads give unsolicited advice on parenting, talk about the joys of fatherhood, and talk about nerdy stuff ranging from who the best Star Trek captain is (it's Picard) to which Marvel movie is the worst (it's Captain Marvel.)
Episodes
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Controversial Takes Within
In this especially rambly episode, your two favorite dads that are way too tired talk about a handful of things. We mostly ramble about the dysfunction and mishandling of the DCEU and James Gunn’s influence. Even if you're not into all that stuff, there's still a lot to appreciate about some of...
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Christmas Ramblin'
We're ramblin' about Christmas! We talk about Christmas plans, some of our favorite and least favorite Christmas movies, and the Spurs win! Can you believe it? Neither can we. Thank you for listening and supporting us. If you like what you hear, please share it around. Please feel free to message...
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We Pitch Our Hallmark Christmas Movies!
Welcome to another Christmas episode! In this episode, we talk about fake-sick kids, physical media vs streaming, and how terrible, awful, and no-good the San Antonio Spurs are. We mistakenly think they're only 3 and 16. Justin corrects them and says it's actually 3 and 17. But then we find out…
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More Unnecessary Christmas Movie Sequels!
Ho Ho Ho! It's Christmas time...again! Welcome to our holiday-themed episodes! In this one, it's short and sweet. John has written a technology-driven sequel to Home Alone with Harry and Marv at it again and Justin has written a sequel to Four Christmases, but it doesn't involve eight of them.…
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Santa Be Patient!
With Thanksgiving behind us, the Christmas season can officially begin! We talk a lot about our Thanksgivings and the importance of being thankful. Just a simple John and Justin talking about nothing episode. We give a little tease about the coming Christmas-themed episodes too...so you have that...
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The Children Must Awaken For School!
And we're back...again! In this episode we talk about all manner of things with little direction as per usual. John did his part as co-host and found an article to read whilst Justin did nothing! How do you help your child wake up for school? We talk about food and drink before sleep, bath time,...
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The Boys Are Back!
That's right ladies and gentlemen, the boys are back! We know you've missed us! John finally realized this podcast is more important than his family and rejoins it! We talk about John and Laura's new baby boy and how they're adjusting, the very sad passing of Matthew Perry, trunk r treating, and...
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Spooky Scary Takes
In a spooky solo episode, Justin rambles (I know, you're surprised) on and gives out some of his takes on all sorts of things. Nearly not having a place to celebrate his 10th anniversary, work/life balance, the Halloween movie franchise, and more. Yes, most of us have to work and should work. But...
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Justin & Dad Actually Do Talk About James Bond...Eventually
In another Justin and his dad episode, Justin talks a lot about the awesome new movie Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse to his dad who isn't a Spider-Man fan. We talk about our weeks, vacation activities, and yes...we finally talk about James Bond! Thank you for listening and supporting us. If...
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Justin & Dad Definitely Talk About James Bond
In this episode, Justin and his dad definitely stay on the topic of James Bond and don't ramble on about nothing. We talk about everything from our weeks, the LEGO video games, trashing a&m, and more. For the next few episodes, John will be taking care of his new son and unable to record. The…
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Luckily Ahsoka Doesn't Ahsucka (Ep. 4 Discussion)
*SPOILERS FOR AHSOKA AHEAD!* We're on episode 4 now! Already halfway through. When will we see Thrawn? What do you think the real estate market is like on that red planet they're on? Will Justin's kids ever get tired of Spider-Man? Will they form the (correct) opinion that Dunst's MJ is a…
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Ahsoka Discussion (Ep. 3)/Ramblin'
*SPOILERS FOR AHSOKA AHEAD!* In this episode your two favorite guys talk about their weeks and give way too many details. We talk about the joys of our children slowly becoming nerds like us and starting to enjoy the same things we do. Is Doctor Octopus a little boy with "fings" on his back or is...
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Ahsoka Discussion (Ep. 1 & 2)/We're Bad Parents
*SPOILERS FOR AHSOKA AHEAD!* We're back! In this episode we talk about screen time for kids and how that can be an issue for some people. We also talk about dealing with behavior that while typical for 2-5yr old's, can be frustrating. Is Braxton Hicks something a pregnant woman experiences or a...
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Cool is School (or Something)
Justin's dad joins the party. It's back to school time for many of us, so we talk about our experiences in sending little ones to school. Justin's dad relays embarrassing details of his son's childhood, and Justin talks about sending his own kid to kindergarten! They spend entirely too much time...
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Alone But Not Naked or Afraid
In a last-minute solo episode, Justin talks briefly about his week, and more about behavior. How to deal when the kids are just off the walls and when we as parents feel like we aren't good enough. Thank you for listening and supporting us. If you like what you hear, please share it around.…
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No Barbenheimer Just Barbie
John and Justin talk about fragile men who think seeing Barbie will ruin you, frustrations about disciplining your children (i.e. going too far not far enough) and talk about our weeks. Thank you for listening and supporting us. If you like what you hear, please share it around. Please feel free…
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Are You Feelin' Lucky, Google?
In another shorter episode (the kids woke up) we talk about nothing! We play a little game with Google and talk about what pops up when using the "I'm Feeling Lucky" feature. John discovers Google Doodles, Justin simps for millionaire celebrities, but the highlight of the video is when Justin…
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We Bad!
Villains! We love to hate them. In this "bad" episode, we talk about some of our favorite villains from movies and tv. Some spoilers, I guess? We bash Star Trek: Into Darkness again, so you'll have that to look forward to. Short & sweet today, but fun all the same. Thank you for listening and...
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The Polarizing Fast Food Episode
In this episode, we talk about how to do the best you can when you get fast food to eat with your kids. We all love French Fries, but are those the best thing for the kiddos to eat? While it's obviously not ideal to eat fast food, sometimes it's frankly just easier. Out running errands, extremely...
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CC and BCC DC, But Don't "Reply All"
In this episode, DC is king. We talk about all manner of DC! Nolan's Batman, The Arrowverse shows, The Snyderverse, and more. Was Michael Sheen in Man of Steel or was that Michael Shannon? Which one of those was in Tron Legacy? Do you guys ever CC someone on an email? Don't be a jerk and only use...
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Fixing the Timeline One Ezra Miller at a Time
We're back! John and Justin are finally back together! After nearly a month of not recording together, your two favorite dads (even more than your own parents, admit it to yourself) are back and rambling nonstop on a variety of topics. We mostly dog on Ezra Miller and why he's a garbage person.…
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Kalahri, Calamari, Tomato, Tomahto
Happy Father's Day from all of us here at Too Tired Dads Incorporated LLC Organization. We have the best gig in the world! In this fun and unedited episode (because Justin was too tired to edit), Justin and his tired dad talk about a whole bunch of topics, but mostly just talk about nothing. We...
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Justin Still Cries at the End of "Homeward Bound!"
We promise John and Justin will record again soon. Prayers still going out for little Toebean to feel better! In this all-over-the-place solo episode, Justin also talks about potty training and how that's going for LB. Boy is crushing it, to say the least. Justin then talks about summer plans,...
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Are You Fearful of Lack of Light?
Happy Mother's Day from us at Too Tired Dads! We (or our children) literally wouldn't be here today with you awesome ladies! While we do talk about moms, this episode also features tips and tricks on how to deal with a kiddo who is maybe a little scared of the dark. Glow parties, shadow puppets,...
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Too Many Tantrums and Complaints
In tonight's very much rambley and edited-for-couging-spells episode, we talk about behavior problems, tantrums, and what we're doing to try and curb it. Tantrums in Lowes, tantrums at home, behavior at school and more. We spend the rest of the episode complaining about TV shows and how boring a...
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Things to Look Out For During Pregnancy
*TRIGGER WARNING* We talk about a very scary experience at the hospital. Everything turns out okay, but we talk about things to look out for to keep mom and baby safe and healthy. Not a very jokey episode this time. Thank you for listening and supporting us. If you like what you hear, please…
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Easter Bunny or Michael Myers??
Happy Easter from Too Tired Dads! (If you don't celebrate Easter, Happy Easter from Too Tired Dads!) In this episode we talk about our weeks, Easter happenings (including a terrifying Easter Bunny that may or may not actually be Michael Myers) and of course...Star Trek. Why was Khan even in Into...
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One Too Tired Dad 6: Dominion of the Half-Blood Sith and the Undiscovered Five Armies
There must be something in the water because both of your favorite dads had tantrums & meltdowns galore today. Justin talks about his day of haircuts, Easter Eggs, and dealing with all-day tantrums and then complains about how gross birds are...because birds are gross. Seriously. They walk around...
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Musings of Two Exhausted Dads
In this riveting episode, your two favorite dads talk about pretty much everything under the sun. Kites, boxing innocent animals for financial compensation, judgmental old men at Target, Brent Spiner's ability to play several characters at once, the quality of Picard, and finally...questioning…
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The Two of Us Discuss The Last of Us
In this episode we talk about the incredible HBO series "The Last of Us" based on the hit game. Obviously, if you haven't seen it there are spoilers galore. Thank you for listening and supporting us. If you like what you hear, please share it around. Please feel free to message us if you have any...
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Do Not Watch If Hungry...For Toddler Food
In this episode we talk about our weeks, Daddy Pedro and the Baby Yoda Show, and what to feed toddlers so they'll stop screaming at you to feed them. Also eggs. We talk a lot about eggs. I don't think anyone has ever talked about eggs outside of a culinary show as much as we do in this episode....
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This Parenting Gig Is Crazy!
In this episode, Justin and John talk about crazy work weeks, crazy kid-happenings, crazy crazies, and John holds "The Last of Us" over Justin's head. Again. Thank you for listening and supporting us. If you like what you hear, please share it around. Please feel free to message us if you have…
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Justin & John Are Back Together! (Not Like That)
Your rumors are true! We're back together...on the show! After a few inconsistent episodes of hosts, your favorite two dudes are back at it. In this episode, we talk about sleep regression, pacifier weaning, and transitioning to different rooms in daycare. Thank you for listening and supporting…
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Justin and His Dad Chat
In this episode, Justin and his dad just talk about lots of stuff. Mostly movies, because that's what we like! Also for those with video: for about the first eight or so minutes the video is messed up. The audio works just fine, however. Apologies for that. Thanks to dad for jumping on at the…
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An Episode About Nothing
Hey, everyone! In this episode both of us are back bigger and badder than ever. We discuss quite a few different topics but mainly tackle child anxiety and their stuffed animals.
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We Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here)
In our final Christmas episode of the year we read funny Christmas lists that include specific amounts of metals, a request for cats in 16 languages, and a hostile exchange between a disgruntled child and Santa Claus himself. We wish you a Happy Holidays and a Merry Christmas one and all from...
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Unnecessary Christmas Movie Sequels!
In yet another Christmas-themed episode, John and Justin write sequels to Christmas movies that nobody asked for. Justin wrote a sequel to The Polar Express...you know, the one with the horrifying animation with the dead eyes? Yup. The Christmas-obsessed kid is now an adult and kidnaps Santa!…
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Jack Frost vs. Kirk Cameron
Continuing with the Christmas theme, the duo of dads that are quite frankly too tired talk about some Christmas traditions and then discuss some of what are considered to be the worst Christmas movies ever made. Some they agree with, some they don't. Which ones are they? Well, why don't ya give a...
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Pooping Dog Calendars Make Good Gifts
Those two hilarious guys talk about their Thanksgivingses and talk about some slightly disappointing or funny gifts they've gotten. Then they share some funny gag gifts for that white elephant or silly gift tradition you may have. Thank you for listening and supporting us. If you like what you...
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Blue Christmas Chickens
In the first of our Christmas-themed episodes, (where both of us are under the weather) we talk again about tantrums and paci-weaning. The struggles of meltdowns in public and at home and the difficulties of trying to communicate with an irrational and miniature version of yourself can be very...
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In Memory of Kevin Conroy 1955-2022
In a special episode, John and Justin talk about being thankful for what we have and we honor the late great Kevin Conroy who voiced Batman in several properties such as the animated series, several movies, and the Batman Arkham games from 1992 on. He had a great impact on so many 90's kids and...
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One Too Tired Dad 4: The Goblet of Ghost Protocol and the One with the Whales. Resurrection.
In a solo and probably way too early in the month for it, Justin talks about the importance of being thankful and grateful for what you have. Justin, being 35 years of age, also shows off some of his toys that he thinks are really cool. Thank you for listening and supporting us. If you like when...
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The Halloween Spooky Scary Spooktacular 2022
It's the episode you've all been waiting for! Prepare to be severely disappointed! The Halloween 2022 Spooky Scary Spooktacular! We talk about trunk or treating and some of our favorite scary movie monsters and Justin tries to convince John to watch Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Thank you for...
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Spooky Scary Movies/Rings of Power Discussion
In this episode we revisit scary movies and talk more about some of them...then we talk about the awesomeness that is "Rings of Power," so if you haven't seen it, heavy spoilers are contained! Thank you for listening and supporting us. If you like when you hear, please share it around. Please…
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Halloween Memories With Papa!
Unfortunately John isn't feeling very well so in this episode, Justin is joined by his dad and they talk about favorite Halloween memories and some favorite scary movies. Justin is surprised to learn they even had Halloween back in his dad's day. Thank you for listening and supporting us. If you...
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Spooky Scary Costumes
In the first of several spooky episodes, John and Justin talk about Halloween costumes through the decades and some of our favorite ones. Thank you for listening and supporting us. If you like what you hear, please share it around. Please feel free to message us if you have any questions,...
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Get to the Helicopter, Please :)
In this episode your two favorite fathers talk about the helicopter parenting style. Is it good? Is it bad? How can we make sure we aren't being too protective of our little ones? Thank you for listening and supporting us. If you like what you hear, please share it around. Please feel free to...
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What a Man, What a Man, What a Mighty Good Man
In this episode we talk about masculinity and how society's definition of it has changed. We also talk about Thor Love & Thunder. Enjoy! Thank you for listening and supporting us. If you like what you hear, please share it around. Please feel free to message us if you have any questions,...
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One Too Tired Dad Three: The Return Ultimatum of the Jedi-King. Crusade.
Just Justin tonight. We get to hear an exciting story of dumb people not knowing what to do when a kid gets sick and some thoughts on ambition and dreams as a dad. Thank you for listening and supporting us. If you like what you hear, please share it around. Please feel free to message us if you...
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You Shall Not Pass... Up This Episode!
In this episode, we deep dive into the world of Rings of Power and discuss different situations where we tried to hold back laughter while disciplining our kids. Thank you for listening and supporting us. If you like what you hear, please share it around. Please feel free to message us if you…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Two tired dads give unsolicited advice on parenting, talk about the joys of fatherhood, and talk about nerdy stuff ranging from who the best Star Trek captain is (it's Picard) to which Marvel movie is the worst (it's Captain Marvel.)
HOSTED BY
Justin and Johnathan
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Two tired dads give unsolicited advice on parenting, talk about the joys of fatherhood, and talk about nerdy stuff ranging from who the best Star Trek captain is (it's Picard) to which Marvel movie is the worst (it's Captain Marvel.)
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