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Too Weird Didn't Watch

by Albert Berg

Al and Brantley make up stories about bad movies they have no intention of seeing, based on nothing but their IMDB descriptions.

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Episodes

  1. TWDW #153: Death Spa

    This is the obligatory AI episode.

  2. TWDW #152: Two Movies called VENOM, but not THAT Movie called VENOM

    The popular Venom character isn't venomous, or even poisonous for that matter. What's up with that?

  3. TWDW #151: Dracula's Dog (1978), Rottweiler (2004)

    This episode is dog-themed goodness.

  4. TWDW #150: Ravenous (1999)

    Wendigo movies! There aren't enough of them. This one seems like it's TRYING?

  5. TWDW #149: Blue Monkey

    The feel BAD movie of whatever year it came out in.

  6. TWDW #148: Splinter (2006), The Kindred (1987)

    Not a Splinter from the Ninja Turtles origin story (as far as we can tell.)

  7. TWDW #147: Blood Surf, aka Krocodylus (2000)

    We think that maybe the fact that there is a Crocodile in a movie called Krocodylus might be a spoiler, but there's no way to know for sure.

  8. TWDW #146: Burning Bright (2010)

    Brantley reads the description of a movie that references William Blake, but ends up not even living up to Tiger King.

  9. TWDW #145: The Gorgon (1964)

    Read along....if you DARE. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gorgon

  10. TWDW #144: Curse of the Black Widow (1977)

    This one NEEDS an HD release.

  11. TWDW #143: Eye of the Beast (2007)

    The podcast of Albert Berg and Brantley Heaton. They are talking about the poorly written description of movie.

  12. TWDW #142: The Crater Lake Monster (1977)

    Brantley tells the tale of the monster from Crater Lake. It's plesiosaur which is not technically a dinosaur; fortunately no one would be pedantic enough to point that out to people who just want to have fun watching big animals eat people. Right?

  13. TWDW #140: Aztex Rex, The Mighty Gorga and MORE

    Aztex Rex, The Mighty Gorga and The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave

  14. TWDW #139: Lord of Tears, The Unkindness of Ravens, The Black Gloves, and Whiteout

    In which we discuss the filmography of Lawrie Brewster.

  15. TWDW #136: The Movies of Christopher R. Mihm Part 2

    House of Ghosts, The Giant Spider, The Late Night Double Feature, Danny Johnson Saves the World, Weresquito: Nazi Hunter, Demon with the Atomic Brain, Guns of the Apocalypse, Queen of the Snakes.

  16. TWDW #135: The Movies of Christopher R. Mihm Part 1

    The Monster of Phantom Lake, It Came from Another World, Cave Women on Mars, Terror from Beneath the Earth, Destination Outer Space, Attack of the Moon Zombies.

  17. TWDW #134: Surf Nazis Must Die, The Savage Bees, and the Evisceration of Fred Wilder

    The films of Fred Wilder: Zombees, Vampire Flesh a Poem, and The Ginger Bear.

  18. TWDW #132: The Bad Nun, Welcome to Mercy

    Also some nonsense about Gamera and spoilers for a 500 year old fairy tale called The Green Knight.

  19. TWDW #131: Project Metalbeast: DNA Overload

    And now we're back! From outer space!

  20. TWDW #130: The Blood Island Trilogy

    The Brides of Blood, The Mad Doctor of Blood Island, and Beast of Blood.

  21. TWDW #123: Raw Force, Devil's Express

    Raw Force 1982 Three intrepid martial artists (Geoff Binney, John Dresden, John Locke) plan to relieve some stress and enjoy a jaunty vacation by joining a lovely singles cruise to the islands located by the South China Sea. Unwittingly, the crew aboard this luxurious liner manned by a loquacious...

  22. TWDW #120: Super Robot Red Baron Part 2

    Digressions ho! Also maybe more Super Robot Red Baron stuff.

  23. TWDW #119: Super Robot Red Baron

    It's the 4th of July. IN JAPAAAAAAAN!

  24. TWDW #115: It's Alive, It Lives Again, Island of the Alive

    Monster babies. They're not the most common monster, but they do get around. We've encountered them before on this very show with the Basket Case series. The It's Alive movies explored the topic of monster babies up until the point where it had monster babies reproducing on their own monster baby...

  25. TWDW #114: Velocipastor, Devil on the Mountain, Field Freak, and Eyes of Fire

    Al and Brantley make fun of movies they haven't seen based only on their weird IMDB descriptions. This weeks movies include Velocipastor, Devil on the Mountain, Field Freak, and Eyes of Fire

  26. TWDW #113: The Waldemar Daninsky Werewolf Films (Part 2)

    Jacinto Molina Álvarez holds the record for starring in the most werrewolf movies, even surpassing Lon Chaney Jr. We dig into his filmography, including maybe some movies he just straight made up.

  27. TWDW #112: The Waldemar Daninsky Werewolf Films (Part 1)

    Jacinto Molina Álvarez holds the record for starring in the most werrewolf movies, even surpassing Lon Chaney Jr. We dig into his filmography, including maybe some movies he just straight made up.

  28. TWDW #110: War Gods of the Deep, Warlords of the Deep, and The Land Unknown

    You know the drill people. We make fun of movies we haven't seen. This week, movies with fish people (mostly).

  29. TWDW #108: 4 Movies Called "City Beneath the Sea"

    City Beneath the Sea. It's the most drab movie title you could come up with for the idea of an underwater urban area, and YET we as a civilization have somehow pumped out FOUR movies with this uttlery inane title. We haven't seen any of them, but we sure do talk about their descriptions.

  30. TWDW #107: Amphibian Man, Island of the Fishmen, and Octaman

    It's a bevy of fish-men movies on this week's Too Weird Didn't Watch!

  31. TWDW #106: The Scorpion King Series

    From The Rock to someone apparently called "Big Country" Nelson. (We assume Mr. Nelson isn't from Liechtenstein.

  32. TWDW #105: Monster Squad (1976 TV Series)

    Al and Brantley make fun of movies (and sometimes shows!) that they haven't seen based on nothing but their weird descriptions. Today Brantley continues his habit of digging up obscure TV properties based on the classic Universal Monsters with Monster Squad. Yes, this is different than Drak Pack...

  33. TWDW 104: Monster Force

    Sorry late. Albert sick. Edit slow.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Al and Brantley make up stories about bad movies they have no intention of seeing, based on nothing but their IMDB descriptions.

HOSTED BY

Albert Berg

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Al and Brantley make up stories about bad movies they have no intention of seeing, based on nothing but their IMDB descriptions.

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