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Top Five Face Off

Join Squirrell and Hurst as they rank a random subject every episode, then turn it over to you to decide the official world ranking!

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    Acting Dynasties

    In the final episode of season 2, science takes on the cool factor in an epic battle of ranks. Will the cold, hard numbers of the brain beat out the feelings of the heart? Only time (a lot of it) will tell. Thanks for sticking with us through season 2, Rankers. We love you. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/dynasties ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licence. No ownership of copyrighted material is implied. topfivefaceoff.co.uk [email protected] bsky.app/profile/topfivefaceoff patreon.com/topfivefaceoff facebook.com/topfivefaceoff

  2. 35

    Movie Opening Sequences

    Which movie was best at foreplay? You can probably guess what Squirrell is choosing for his number one, but you won't guess what either of them chose as 'worst', we promise. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/movieopen ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licence. No ownership of copyrighted material is implied. topfivefaceoff.co.uk [email protected] bsky.app/profile/topfivefaceoff patreon.com/topfivefaceoff facebook.com/topfivefaceoff

  3. 34

    Meatloaf songs

    You're going to strongly disagree with someone in this episode. Who? Well, that's up to you. Come and listen to a huge Meatloaf fan and someone that appears a bit confused by the man's popularity. Important! Some of you have written in to let us know you find it hard to hear us over the music. If that's the case, please check out https://tffo.uk/audio/0223-meatloaf-remaster.mp3 , which has a much quieter background music volume. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/meatloaf ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licence. No ownership of copyrighted material is implied. topfivefaceoff.co.uk [email protected] bsky.app/profile/topfivefaceoff patreon.com/topfivefaceoff facebook.com/topfivefaceoff

  4. 33

    Evil Villain Schemes

    Some baddies are baddies just for the sake of it. Some of them are geniuses. Join Squirrell and Hurst as they let you know who the most schemingest villains of all time are. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/vilsch ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licence. No ownership of copyrighted material is implied. topfivefaceoff.co.uk [email protected] bsky.app/profile/topfivefaceoff patreon.com/topfivefaceoff facebook.com/topfivefaceoff

  5. 32

    Fast and Furious movies

    One of us really likes the Fast and Furious movies. One of us really doesn't. Come and join the Top Five Face Off "family". Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/quickcross ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licence. No ownership of copyrighted material is implied. topfivefaceoff.co.uk [email protected] bsky.app/profile/topfivefaceoff patreon.com/topfivefaceoff facebook.com/topfivefaceoff

  6. 31

    McDonald's food

    We rank our favourite things to eat at McDonald's. One of us has a type, to put it lightly. Also - bonus OAP tech support - live! Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/maccers ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licence. No ownership of copyrighted material is implied. topfivefaceoff.co.uk [email protected] bsky.app/profile/topfivefaceoff patreon.com/topfivefaceoff facebook.com/topfivefaceoff

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    Movies over three hours

    Hurst dislikes long movies, so this one is going to vex him. Come and listen as we discuss said movies in one of our shorter episodes for some time, ironically. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/threehours ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licence. No ownership of copyrighted material is implied. topfivefaceoff.co.uk [email protected] bsky.app/profile/topfivefaceoff patreon.com/topfivefaceoff facebook.com/topfivefaceoff

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    Chick Flicks

    What even is a 'chick flick'? We debate that, and tell you the best ones. There'll be controversy over this one, we can tell you that for free. Vote for the winner at topfivefaceoff.co.uk/ep/chickflick ! Brought to you, with love, by Matt Squirrell and Mat Hurst. Produced by Powerstorm Awesomefire, inc. This work is licenced under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licence. No ownership of copyrighted material is implied. topfivefaceoff.co.uk [email protected] bsky.app/profile/topfivefaceoff patreon.com/topfivefaceoff facebook.com/topfivefaceoff

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Join Squirrell and Hurst as they rank a random subject every episode, then turn it over to you to decide the official world ranking!

HOSTED BY

Matt Squirrell, Mat Hurst

Produced by Matt Squirrell

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Join Squirrell and Hurst as they rank a random subject every episode, then turn it over to you to decide the official world ranking!

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