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Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  1. 1000

    IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 294

    (Rec: 23/1/25) Feeding dogs, pigeonholing, earring code, the ‘nnnnf’ origin, Vic Guthrie loses it, and Roy’s comment.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  2. 999

    Ghost Pub Beckoning

    Youth-hosteling, spectral interference, realistic prison film slash TV, fridge threat, and corvid trickery.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  3. 998

    Meat Dinner

    Gifting gratitude, earbuds, gyros anger, another notable coach driver, holiday friends, and an intense gym owner.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  4. 997

    TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 20

    (Rec: 9/12/20) Misdelivered toilet rolls, an accidental horn-parp, Beeping Timmy, a pub gang, and how to write a book.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  5. 996

    History Box - RIP Kevin Keegan

    A tribute to the late, great Electric Mouse, a man loved beyond all reason by this podcast.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  6. 995

    IFS Unlocked: Life Logistics - Prison Drone Chippendales

    (Rec:14/1/25) A career leap, the hell of house-moving, strong heart work, lesser royal weddings, and bring back Grandstand.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  7. 994

    World Cup 2022

    Salt Bae, the best final, boycotting, Uber dinner, Tony Walker, observing Qatar, and a ghost mascot.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  8. 993

    Centaurs

    An episode recorded just a few days before someone we talk about in it actually died. And some other stuff. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  9. 992

    TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 19

    (Rec: 2/12/20) Quentin Blake’s colouring-in failures, the fireplace precedent, Roald Dahl’s big sandal, and more.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  10. 991

    IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 40

    (Rec: 8/1/25) Radiator show plans, cabbie trouble, Hulk interaction, Bartlett v Johnson, pencil hate, and the Heat diaries.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  11. 990

    Birthdays

    Andy’s special day, oversleep write-off, a lie-in with Sarah Greene, a Seaview party, and a missing DJ.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  12. 989

    TFTM Gold: World Cup 2018

    (Rec: 19/7/2018) England fever, Croatia president erotic hobbling, more unsavoury anecdotes, and some other stuff.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  13. 988

    Cocktail Of Death

    Lots of fan noise (sorry), scaffold plans, a fly infestation, a hot king, and more fan noise (sorry). Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  14. 987

    TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 18

    (Rec: 25/11/20) Masks, Shergar, Diana, pyramids, ‘The Irish’, Dahl’s team of nurses and his complex business affairs.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  15. 986

    IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 291

    (Rec: 2/1/25) Kemp rises towards full height, nickname allocation, school house worries, and a Spandau exit strategy.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  16. 985

    That’s Why Football

    A sheepskin chair, Duran Duran, Burnham’s Saturday night advice, and Rooney’s articulacy.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  17. 984

    TFTM Gold: World Cup 2014

    (Rec: 8/7/2018) Fair-play shame, tattoos, Suarez’s teeth injury, Stevie Wonder’s driving, and a 2018 festival plan. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  18. 983

    Big Daddy Christmas

    Pod clips, England staring, walls, a magnifying glass, splash execution, liver paste, and reservation hell.Big Daddy source material (free for all to view): https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine/posts/162787803    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  19. 982

    TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 17

    (Rec: 18/11/20) A milk spillage, how Hitler REALLY died, The Twits’ influence on The Jam, and the dark ending of this book. (World Cup TM back on Saturday)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  20. 981

    IFS Unlocked: Top Flight Tune Machine - 22/12/1979 Part 3

    (Rec: 24/12/24) Sweet wrappers, disliking Pink Floyd, hippy mistrust, celebrity weirdos, and McCartney in the pub and jail.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  21. 980

    Lee Dixon’s Sandwich Bags

    Some World Cup stuff, a Glasgow quandry, a t-shirt in New Jersey, a funeral, and a Cundy car share.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  22. 979

    TFTM Gold: World Cup 2010

    (Rec: 5/7/2018) Libya? A scaffolding-wielding mascot, England misery, a zodiac team, a psychic octopus, and Mandela’s biting phase.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  23. 978

    Elvis Football Trial

    World Cup stuff, nation pronunciations, tall abuse, a pink shirt, and more World Cup.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  24. 977

    TFTM Gold: World Cup 2006

    (Rec: 2/7/2018) A semi-naked mascot, a Hungarian circus, Baden Baden, John Laptop-Case, and trouserless Dutchmen. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  25. 976

    IFS Unlocked: The 2025 Ripley’s Odyssey - Part 2

    (Rec: 18/12/24) A sausage tree, feet navigation, satnav denial, Vader’s snacks, actor swordplay, private podding, and the deep.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  26. 975

    Hot Dogs And Prejudice

    Family trees, Dad Day, craft fairs, a very sad road, heatwear, and showing aliens to Ben Kingsley   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  27. 974

    TFTM Gold: World Cup 2002

    (Rec: 28/6/18) Breakfast boozing, worst mascots, Keane v McCarthy, a foreign boss, and tree-bound lavatorial horror.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  28. 973

    Powdered Cue Ball

    Ending televising, Sinclair’s flights, a dream social club, ‘Sam!’, cheap booze, and summer freedom.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  29. 972

    TFTM Gold: World Cup 1998

    (Rec: 25/6/18) Knife-wielding Italians, Ronaldo, wardrobe squatting, speedballs, and a spectacular chat show dog.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  30. 971

    IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 288

    (Rec: 12/12/24) Glossy dreams, cigars, woke football, a blue ink deal, taking no for an answer, and compartment replenishment.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  31. 970

    Woke Cup

    Nuns 2030, Liverpool, liver transplants, ignoring celebrities, Brazil, and Roy Race on Tracy Chapman.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  32. 969

    TFTM Gold: World Cup 1994

    (Rec: 21/6/18) Yankee Doodle WC, an anti-tan strategy, the five-drug cocktail, imaginary noncing, and 'Sausage Island’.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  33. 968

    World Cup Fever!

    A second attempt, ITV’s floating platform, Lineker’s outburst, Pougatch in bed, brown studios, and voodoo.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  34. 967

    TFTM Gold: World Cup 1990

    (Rec: 18/6/18) Worst mascot, patchy football, a school play, an rat’s tail, Milla’s love tree, and Mr. Sausage.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  35. 966

    IFS Unlocked: History Box - Quincy Jones Part 4

    (Rec: 3/12/24) Musings on Jacko, the death of JFK, a costumed cat, small man anger, dissing The Beatles, and Brando’s libido.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  36. 965

    Escaped Bear (Intelligent)

    Kindness levels, shorts, retro football, a hot dragon, lighthearted punditry, and a 'feminist rant’.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  37. 964

    TFTM Gold: World Cup 1986

    (Rec: 15/6/18) Sanitary arrangements, the arrival of 'jalapeno', cocaine football, and rats vs bats. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  38. 963

    Buttering Up The Taliban

    Intro fatigue, x-ray overload, insomnia, night football, hair growth, hair removal, and nostril waxing.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  39. 962

    TFTM Gold: World Cup 1982

    (Rec: 12/6/18) School art, Naranjito’s sex life, a dead OAP’s TV, Breitner’s chequered past, and (Toni Polster...)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  40. 961

    IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 38

    (Rec: 27/11/24) Trees, Mary Whitehouse, train sets, old shops, bodycams, shouting, and getting an OBE.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  41. 960

    Funky Fight

    A lovely weekend, the wokest penalty, Wembley ownership, uniting gangs, a swift fight, and death.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  42. 959

    Major v Currie

    Emergency podcasts, an erotic error, combative telly, the thread of rock n roll, ticket talk, and football chat.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  43. 958

    TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 16

    (Rec: 11/11/20) A treehouse, a flat-selling power play, an arson threat, and Roland Bird goes to Sainsbury's.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  44. 957

    IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 285

    (Rec: 21/11/24) A disastrous redesign, judginess, A Question of Sport dress code, barley water, and teenyboppers.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  45. 956

    City Geese

    TG Jones, personal podcasts, nameless KFCChat helps with pants, Tuchel’s masterstroke, and osmosis.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  46. 955

    TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 15

    (Rec: 4/11/20) Sam’s water glass agony, derelict laundries, the function of the heart, and Roald Dahl is back on the skunk.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  47. 954

    IFS Unlocked: History Box - Quincy Jones Part 1

    (Rec: 12/11/24) Sub-zero podding, violins, genius discovery, a studio kicking, Jacko Sr’s consideration, and younger girlfriends.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  48. 953

    Sam’s Toon Trip

    An ice cream parlour, Spiderman, a drum man, phone cards, bench ranking, and sideways look plans.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  49. 952

    Trouser Win

    Dog input, headgear, AI news, spying, cheating, and whingeing.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  50. 951

    TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 14

    (Rec: 28/10/20) The late 80s rave scene, the folly of BBC podcasting, and cultural snobbery. Approximately 0.006% Twits.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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