Top Flight Time Machine

(Rec: 25/6/18) Knife-wielding Italians, Ronaldo, wardrobe squatting, speedballs, and a spectacular chat show dog.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 12/12/24) Glossy dreams, cigars, woke football, a blue ink deal, taking no for an answer, and compartment replenishment.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nuns 2030, Liverpool, liver transplants, ignoring celebrities, Brazil, and Roy Race on Tracy Chapman.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 21/6/18) Yankee Doodle WC, an anti-tan strategy, the five-drug cocktail, imaginary noncing, and 'Sausage Island’.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A second attempt, ITV’s floating platform, Lineker’s outburst, Pougatch in bed, brown studios, and voodoo.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 18/6/18) Worst mascot, patchy football, a school play, an rat’s tail, Milla’s love tree, and Mr. Sausage.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 3/12/24) Musings on Jacko, the death of JFK, a costumed cat, small man anger, dissing The Beatles, and Brando’s libido.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kindness levels, shorts, retro football, a hot dragon, lighthearted punditry, and a 'feminist rant’.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 15/6/18) Sanitary arrangements, the arrival of 'jalapeno', cocaine football, and rats vs bats. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Intro fatigue, x-ray overload, insomnia, night football, hair growth, hair removal, and nostril waxing.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 12/6/18) School art, Naranjito’s sex life, a dead OAP’s TV, Breitner’s chequered past, and (Toni Polster...)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 27/11/24) Trees, Mary Whitehouse, train sets, old shops, bodycams, shouting, and getting an OBE.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A lovely weekend, the wokest penalty, Wembley ownership, uniting gangs, a swift fight, and death.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emergency podcasts, an erotic error, combative telly, the thread of rock n roll, ticket talk, and football chat.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 11/11/20) A treehouse, a flat-selling power play, an arson threat, and Roland Bird goes to Sainsbury's.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 21/11/24) A disastrous redesign, judginess, A Question of Sport dress code, barley water, and teenyboppers.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TG Jones, personal podcasts, nameless KFCChat helps with pants, Tuchel’s masterstroke, and osmosis.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 4/11/20) Sam’s water glass agony, derelict laundries, the function of the heart, and Roald Dahl is back on the skunk.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 12/11/24) Sub-zero podding, violins, genius discovery, a studio kicking, Jacko Sr’s consideration, and younger girlfriends.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An ice cream parlour, Spiderman, a drum man, phone cards, bench ranking, and sideways look plans.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dog input, headgear, AI news, spying, cheating, and whingeing.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 28/10/20) The late 80s rave scene, the folly of BBC podcasting, and cultural snobbery. Approximately 0.006% Twits.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 6/11/24) Mould, the showering rhyme, the misery of perfection, rich-adjacency, toy day, sharking melancholy, and cheese ambitions.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An Irons elder, Sam Fox reviews The Smiths, council business, and one for the neutrals.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Democracy, fighting politicians, Masternaming, and a noxious substance invasion.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 21/10/20) Steve Jobs’ original iPhone plans, pub ashtrays, 1980s Tory cuts, tortoises and Dahl vs Blue Peter.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 31/10/24) Revamps and redesigns, celebrity cruelty, a BBC takeover, the mullet, Roy becomes Souness, and a big-handed girl.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shirkers rights, footballers on holiday, doubled racism, head size disparity, and car park embarrassment.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A lazy day, a sad demise, inspection pit dreams, a Bubbles mini-dive, and a snooker baddie.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 14/10/20) Dark money in British politics and a 17-minute monologue by the Roly-Poly Bird.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 22/10/24) Some 18th birthday reminiscing and the chart countdown. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

World class stand-up, listener encounters, a Bee Gees film, going out, and ignoring a celeb. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Touching jazz, karma, train treasure, rats, Nazitioning, signing up, an aggressive green room, and a tribute.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 9/7/20) Roy gets shot in the hair, Vic Guthrie goes Timbrell, we wonder about the human brain, and Blackie takes over. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 7/10/20) Roald Dahl smokes something he shouldn’t round the back of The Feathers and hires a giraffe.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 16/10/24) Nature, a lying Womble, a Thailand prospect, Labour freebies, a showbiz party, and detecting awful celebs. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Differences in the past, Seinfeld, Andy Kershaw, an odd kid, and a birthday mix-up.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam’s birthday, Laurel & Hardy, World Cup, snooker, and a charity shop pig-spotting.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 30/9/20) The Twits head off for guns, there’s some Ask Attenborough, the Roly Poly Bird explores the shed, and the monkeys reveal their plan. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 10/10/24) Hughes and Wilson arrive, some strangling, dealing with Carl Hunt, miserable fans, League Ladders, and more ‘comment’.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Train recognitions, car park exercise, the Linkedin carriage, White delight, and excess mintiness.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Same-city podding, self-induced comas, a free drug rebuttal, and house-sitting horror tales.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 23/9/20) Having a cold, Dahl’s chapter targets, why Mr Twit is like John Lennon, Sam’s gorgeous new neighbour, and art arousal.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 1/10/24) Parenting fear, hotel breakfasts, abstinence, flat vs house, and catflap positioning.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 16/5/24) An official toddler, a royal snub, and a passport renewal adventure.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 16/9/21 as ‘The Melchester Odyssey Part 120’) Sam tries to sell a car, Tubby puts his driving gloves on and craves white food, and we learn about Roy’s Bermudan links.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 16/9/20) Screwing the banks, monkey weddings, more Dahl v Amis, backstreet vasectomies, and the Roly Poly Bird goes up the pub.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Rec: 25/9/24) An IFS update, Jeffrey Chichester, avoiding the SAS, top hats, ortolan protection, and doing it four times.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TV and film clothing hunts, time-telling, BBC4 treasure, and the popularisation of nutting.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An escaped Capybara, egg disposal, and a clever dog.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.