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Top Four

by Relay

An opinionated podcast by opinionated people. Hosted by Marco Arment and Tiff Arment.

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Episodes

  1. 101: 64 Days of Phish

    Our favorite Phish songs. (Finally.)

  2. 100: Toasting Top Four 🥂

    Our 100th-episode spectacular! Here's to 100 great episodes — well, 100 episodes, at least — and more to come.

  3. 99: Fidget Toys

    A terrible surprise.

  4. 98: Hot Pockets 🥵🥶🥵

    We actually tried every flavor of Hot Pockets and lived to tell the tale.

  5. 97: Jock Jams 🏀🎶🏈🎵📣

    Are you ready for this?

  6. 96: Cakes 🎂🧁🍰🥮🍥🥞

    Our favorite cakes, in honor of Tiff's birthday.

  7. 95: Candy Canes

    The best flavors among far too many candy-cane options.

  8. 94: Adventure Time Characters

    Our family's favorite characters from the amazing, delightful Adventure Time series.

  9. 93: Halloween Music 🎃🎶

    Our favorite spooky music for Halloween, plus new edible contenders for some of our previous rankings!

  10. 92: Nut Butters

    The best, worst, and weirdest nut butters and non-nut butters we could find.

  11. 91: Hot Dogs 🌭

    Celebrate the last weekend of the summer with the best rods of meat and plants we could find.

  12. 90: Bodies of Water

    It's summer, and you know what that means…

  13. 89: Weird Al Song Parodies

    Our favorite song parodies by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

  14. 88: Goldfish Crackers

    Taste-testing every flavor of Goldfish we could find.

  15. 87: Peeps 🐤

    We intended to rank the worst flavors of marshmallow Peeps for Easter… but we were in for a surprise.

  16. 86: Overplayed Songs

    The most overplayed, overused songs from the 1800s to today that we never need to hear again, but we know we will.

  17. 85: Series Finales 📺

    Our favorite TV-show finales. (Don't worry, we're not ending this show!)

  18. 84: Jams, Jellies, Marmalades, and Compotes

    Our favorite sweet spreadables.

  19. 83: Road-Trip Songs 🚙🎶

    Our favorite songs for road-trip playlists.

  20. 82: Flavors

    That's right. Flavors.

  21. 81: Halloween Monsters 🧟🧛🏻‍♀️🤡👻🕷🦇🐺

    Tiff's favorite Halloween monsters, and the "monsters" that most scare Marco.

  22. 80: Hal's Pairings

    Join your favorite "seltziers" (or "crunchographers"?) as we discover amazing culinary pairings between Hal's seltzer flavors and Hal's potato chips.

  23. 79: Fla•Vor•Ice

    The best flavors to grab on a hot summer day as you push past the children to get to the front of the line.

  24. 78: Pasta Shapes 🍝

    After months of delicious research, we've ranked our favorite extrusions of dried semolina. We tried every shape we could find — yes, even that one.

  25. 77: Simpsons Characters

    Our favorite characters on The Simpsons.

  26. 76: Seafood 🐟🦞🍤🦀🦪🍋🧈

    Our favorite objects to eat from the ocean.

  27. 75: Beer Types 🍻

    A tour of the world's best ways to combine barley, hops, yeast, and water.

  28. 74: Apple Products 📱💻🖥⌚️

    How have we not done this already?

  29. 73: Lettuces 🥬

    Our favorite leafy greens.

  30. 72: Pop Tarts

    Nobody should have 30 flavors of Pop Tarts. But having found ourselves in that situation, we did what any podcasters would do: taste-test all 30 flavors and rank our favorites.

  31. 71: Christmas Episodes of The Office

    In a special crossover episode with Somehow I Manage, we're joined by Merri and Stephen Hackett to rank our favorite Christmas episodes of The Office.

  32. 70: '90s-Representative Songs 💿

    If you were scoring a '90s scene in a movie or TV show, what song would you choose to instantly transport people back to that time?

  33. 69: Card Games ♦️♣️♥️♠️

    Our favorite card games playable with a standard deck — or at least by ruining the top half of one.

  34. 68: Smencils ✏️👃

    We somehow made a podcast out of sniffing 55 scented pencils.

  35. 67: Sports ⚾️🏹🥌⛳️🤺🏓🏄🏽

    The world’s worst sports commentators rank the world’s sports.

  36. 66: Face Masks 😷

    Our favorite face-mask types, attributes, materials, and brands for varying circumstances.

  37. 65: Chex Mix Pieces

    Our favorite pieces to grab from the bowl of this ubiquitous party mix.

  38. 64: Taco Toppings 🌮

    Celebrating this year's Cinco de Mayo that also falls on Taco Tuesday, we rank our favorite taco toppings.

  39. 63: Minecraft Mobs

    The Arment family's favorite enemies, animals, and other bizarre creatures in Minecraft.

  40. 62: Best Bluths

    Our favorite Bluth family members from Arrested Development.

  41. 61: Candy Heart Phrases ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤍

    The best (or worst?) phrases printed on Valentine's Day candy hearts.

  42. 60: Waters🚰

    This might be the stupidest thing we've ever done. And that's saying something.

  43. 59: Royal Dansk Butter Cookies

    Our favorite cookies from these classic blue tins before they're reused to hold buttons and sewing kits.

  44. 58: Cheeses 🧀

    Our favorite types of cheese, taste-tested live for your enjoyment — or at least ours.

  45. 57: One-Hit Wonder Albums

    Music albums that contain one-hit-wonder singles, but are also really great albums.

  46. 56: Instant Coffee ☕💨

    We taste-tested 14 instant coffees, from mouth parties to tire fires, to discover if there's anything redeemable about this much-maligned beverage.

  47. 55: LaCroix Flavors

    Lauren and Jason Snell join us to taste-test and rank all 24 flavors of LaCroix seltzer.

  48. 54: Emoji! 📅

    In celebration of World Emoji Day, we ranked our favorite emoji.

  49. 53: Band Names

    Our favorite band names, regardless of the quality of the bands, or whether we've even heard of them before.

  50. 52: Eggs 🥚🍳

    Our favorite egg preparations, from simple breakfasts to the fanciest parties.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

An opinionated podcast by opinionated people. Hosted by Marco Arment and Tiff Arment.

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Relay

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An opinionated podcast by opinionated people. Hosted by Marco Arment and Tiff Arment.

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