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Top Scallops

by Merlin Mann, Alex Cox, and Max Temkin

Merlin Mann, Alex Cox, and Max Temkin watch season 13 of Top Chef.

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  1. Mildly Preferable to Hunger

    Merlin, Max, and Alex conclude their run of Top Scallops by eating some gross food and breaking down why reality TV often does not meet our expectations. Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes or via RSS. Thank you to our friends at Backblaze for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast. Show Notes 'Top...

  2. Episode 15: Inadequate on Every Level

    Merlin, Max, and Alex respond to some constructive listener feedback before recapping the finale of Top Chef. Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes or via RSS. Thank you to our friends at Backblaze for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast. Show Notes Watch Ep 15: Finale | Top Chef Behind the Scenes…

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  3. Episode 14: Don't Put a Hat on a Hat

    Max visits Merlin in his office to talk about structure and change, the downfall of TV, and "magic" shows. Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes or via RSS. Thank you to our friends at Backblaze for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast. Show Notes Watch Ep 14: Magic Hour | Top Chef Episode 14: Magic...

  4. Episode 13: It Sogged Out

    Max and Merlin talk about politics and do some soul searching. And then what happens? Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes or via RSS. Thank you to our friends at Backblaze for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast. Show Notes Watch Ep 13: Where it all Started | Top Chef Episode 13: Where It All...

  5. Episode 12: Make the Lobster Sit in a Cell and Watch TV

    Merlin, Max, and Alex argue about the Oscars and eventually get around to Top Chef. Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes or via RSS. Thank you to our friends at Backblaze for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast. Show Notes Watch Ep 12: Wok This Way | Top Chef Episode 12: Wok This Way | Top Chef...

  6. Episode 11: Seduction Community College

    Merlin and Max bravely take on the tough issues, and Alex doesn't cut anything out. Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes or via RSS. Thank you to our friends at Backblaze for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast. Show Notes: Watch Ep 11: Hammer Time | Top Chef Episode 11: Hammer Time | Top Chef...

  7. Episode 10: There's An Old Guy Going Crazy On This Hotdog

    Merlin and Alex discuss Top Chef's mythic qualities, secrecy around rules of the show, and their cats. Max is away at Hot Dog University. Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes or via RSS. Thank you to our friends at Backblaze for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast. Show Notes: Watch Ep 10:...

  8. Episodd 9: We’re Not an Old Sicilian Woman

    Special guest Nick Kokonas of three Michelin star restaurant Alinea discusses running a kitchen, the production problems behind Top Chef, and being broth blocked. Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes or via RSS. Thank you to our friends at Backblaze for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast. Show...

  9. Episode 8: A Potato Sack of Lobster Tails

    Merlin and Max discuss misperceptions of our own creative work, and Alex is still mad at Phillip. Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes or via RSS. Thank you to our friends at Backblaze for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast. Show Notes: Watch Ep 8: Where's the Beef? | Top Chef Watch LCK Ep 7…

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  10. Episode 7: Oatmeal and Blood Broccoli

    Max and Merlin discuss what people mean when they think about inspiration, the finer side of fast food, and mandolin catastrophes. Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes or via RSS. Thank you to our friends at Backblaze for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast. Show notes: Episode 7: 10th Anniversary…

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  11. Episode 6: Cooking With Ra's al Ghul

    Max and Merlin discuss focus in the kitchen and workplace, Cajun Sparkle Recipes, and why you might need a tin foil hat. Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes or via RSS. Thank you to our friends at Backblaze for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast. Show notes: Episode 6: Banannaise | Top Chef…

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  12. Episode 5: Sucking as a Service

    Merlin and Max discuss Apple Music, their sous vide methods, a new business venture, and possibly Star Wars. Thank you to our friends at Backblaze for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast. Show Notes Episode 5: A Top Chef Wedding | Top Chef Photos Gail: This Was a Very Controversial Judges Table |...

  13. Episode 4: Snot on a Rock

    This week Merlin and Max discuss how to handle the stressors of being in the kitchen as well as the poor gaming of some of the show's challenges. Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes or via RSS. Thank you to our friends at Backblaze for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast. Show notes: GoSun Stove:...

  14. Episode 3: It Eats a Little Salty

    This week Max and Merlin discuss time management and Hidden Valley Ranch's Food Waste Reduction program. Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes or via RSS. Thank you to our friends at Backblaze for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast. Show notes: Watch Top Chef California: West Coast Here We Come! |...

  15. Episodes 1 & 2: BIG Flavors

    This week Max and Merlin check in on Tom and speculate about this season of Top Chef. Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes or via RSS. Thank you to our friends at Backblaze for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast. Show notes: Top Chef California: West Coast Top Chef season 6 Top Chef Season 13...

  16. Episode 0: Project Food with Werner Herzog

    This week Merlin and Max introduce Top Chef and talk about staring into the creative abyss. Subscribe to Top Scallops on iTunes or via RSS. Thank you to our friends at Backblaze for sponsoring the Top Scallops podcast. Show notes: Merlin's podcasts: Back to Work, Roderick on the Line…

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Merlin Mann, Alex Cox, and Max Temkin watch season 13 of Top Chef.

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Merlin Mann, Alex Cox, and Max Temkin

Produced by Alex Cox

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Merlin Mann, Alex Cox, and Max Temkin watch season 13 of Top Chef.

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