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Top-Shelf Hijynx
by Baroque Medusa & PAHMOANAH BULITZ
Welcome to the Top-Shelf Hijynx podcast, where Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ serve up a hefty dose of sarcasm, common sense (sort of), and enough profanities to make your grandma blush. Tune in for their absurd observations, ridiculous silliness, and epic rants that will leave you questioning everything. Baroque Medusa writes erotica, specifically for the men. Check out her collection on Amazon. Baroque Medusa home: https://baroquemedusa.com/ https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/ <a href="https://twi
Episodes
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Ep. 54: Hoodie Season Kickoff and Olympic DeLuSiOnS (LoGaN PauL)🎙🎧
In this episode of the Clink-Clink Gang podcast, we're gearing up for Fall and the official start of Hoodie season! Baroque Medusa shares her expert tips with PAHMOANAH BULITZ on lifting weights and the importance of quality sleep. Plus, get the inside scoop on Medusa's highly anticipated...
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Ep. 53: Olympic Shenanigans, County Fair Chaos, and Drunken Christening Tales
Hold onto your seats for a wild ride in this episode of The Clink-Clink Gang! PAHMOANAH BULITZ and Baroque Medusa dive into the Summer Olympics with a side of Snoop Dogg hilarity, then detour to the county fairs, comparing SoCal and Oregon's deep-fried delights and tonight's guest artists. The…
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Ep. 52: Blunt Critiques and Coffee Doritos: Snoop Dogg, Joe Rogan, and System Outages with the Clink-Clink Gang
In this lively episode, the Clink-Clink Gang dives into an array of random yet entertaining topics. Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ chat about Snoop Dogg's beloved dogs, hilariously critique Joe Rogan's blunt-rolling skills, and share their comical frustrations with Instagram videos. The duo...
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Ep. 51: The Clink-Clink Gang returns: Strep Throat, Retail Hell, and Wine Barrel DIYs
Join Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ as they dive into the thrilling world of strep throat, retail hell, and the ever-exciting state of Oregon. PAHMOANAH BULITZ fills us in with her riveting tales of moving to Oregon and painting wine barrel tables for the Fourth of July—because what else…
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Ep. 50: Botox, Blow Jobs, and Tooth Implants
In this episode, the Clink-Clink Gang dives into the latest hot topics: botox and blow jobs. We also discuss Southern California Edison's "brown outs" and McDonald's newest fries creation. Plus, get the scoop on the delicious Rainbow Sherbet Punch. Medusa shares a hilarious story about a mushroom...
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Ep.49: Celebrating One Year of Top-Shelf Hijynx
Join us in celebrating a fantastic milestone as Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ commemorate one year of podcasting. This special episode is packed with engaging discussions on Father's Day, where we uncover the best and worst gifts according to dads surveyed. We also dive into current events,...
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Ep. 48: Dental Horror Stories & Back to '94: A Nostalgic Journey with the Clink-Clink Gang
Join Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ as they dive into the latest buzz in the dental field, bringing you the freshest updates on teeth. This lively discussion takes a thrilling turn as PAHMOANAH BULITZ shares horror stories from her days as a dental hygienist. As the episode unfolds, the…
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Ep. 47: Bad Boys IV (Marketing Mishaps) and Memorial Day Mayhem
In this episode, The Clink-Clink Gang dives into the flawed marketing campaign of Bad Boys IV, highlighting what went wrong. They also discuss UFC legends Nick Diaz and Sean Strickland. Baroque Medusa updates PAHMOANAH BULITZ on Snickers' latest flavor, and PAHMOANAH BULITZ shares her chaotic...
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Ep. 46: Shocking Hygiene Stories: Esthetician and Dental Assistant Tales + Bullying and HOA Mysteries
In this episode, Medusa shares her past brow waxer's past as an esthetician, revealing some of her clients' shocking hygiene. PAHMOANAH BULITZ follows with tales from her dental assistant days, emphasizing hygiene issues. (You don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure out that hygiene is the...
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Ep. 45: Happy Mother(F%cker$) Day!
In this episode, Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ sarcastically dive into the saccharine abyss of "Mother's Day," offering their unfiltered opinions and colorful language. The conversation hilariously veers off course into a bizarre wasp conundrum, because why the hell not? And of course, the...
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Ep. 44: Clink-Clink Gang: Cinco De Mayo Shenanigans
Join the Clink-Clink Gang in this festive Cinco De Mayo episode as they share exciting updates from the past week. Baroque Medusa recounts her thrilling adventures at Universal Studios, while PAHMOANAH BULITZ discovers a hilarious mix-up during spring cleaning. Expect plenty of sarcasm, laughter,...
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Ep. 43: Numerology, Nostalgia, and Mom Life
In this episode, Baroque Medusa gets a crash course in Chaldean Name Numerology from PAHMOANAH BULITZ, who reveals the number assigned to Medusa. The Clink-Clink Gang takes a trip down memory lane, discussing road rage, Shake n Bake, and the challenges of being moms getting their kids involved in...
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Ep. 42: Back in the Ink: Exploring Modern Tattooing and Ketchup Craze
In this episode of Top-Shelf Hijynx, join PAHMOANAH BULITZ and Medusa as they dive into the art of tattooing. PAHMOANAH BULITZ shares her journey of rediscovering tattooing in 2024, highlighting the stark differences between the equipment of the 1990s and today. Medusa adds a flavorful twist to…
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Ep. 41: Nostalgic TV Shows: Remembering Three's Company, The Ropers, and More!
In this hilarious episode, join the Clink Clink Gang as they reminisce about their favorite childhood TV shows. From the classic Three's Company to the lesser-known gems like The Ropers and Three's a Crowd, they dive into the nostalgia of 70s and 80s television. They also share their mutual…
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Ep. 40: Sobriety Gets Shelved + GTKMBB (Getting to Know My Bestie Better)
Get ready to join the Clink Clink Gang for a wild ride in this episode! They're diving into three rounds of Getting to Know My Bestie Better (GTKMBB), with questions that are as serious as life and death (well, almost). Discover why Baroque Medusa decided her sobriety was officially over and…
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Ep. 39: Writing a Check @ Grocery Store in 2024
Get ready for a wild ride with PAHMOANAH BULITZ as she tackles the everyday absurdities of work, friendship, and modern life. From attempting to take out the damn trash without any damn interruptions to getting to know her bestie, Baroque Medusa, like, for real, this episode is a rollercoaster of...
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Ep. 38: Medusa Swears, "NO MORE Nail Shop Manicures
In this episode, join PAHMOANAH BULITZ as she navigates the chaos of a new TV delivery, and laugh along as Medusa has a surprising epiphany about hangnails following a nail shop manicure. Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary, written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon…
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Ep. 37: Happy (Sober) St. Patrick's Day
In this episode, The Clink-Clink Gang continues on their sobriety journey, sparking a hilarious debate over a new group name. Meanwhile, PAHMOANAH BULITZ takes Baroque Medusa on a deep dive into the Urban Dictionary, offering a hilarious and educational twist on modern slang and culture. Volume 3…
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Ep. 36: Daylight "Saving" Time
In this episode, PAHMOANAH BULITZ discusses the quirks of Daylight Saving Time. Also, Medusa shares a humorous encounter with a road-raging driver, pondering if it was none other than PAHMOANAH BULITZ. Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary, written by Baroque Medusa, is now available…
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Ep. 35: PAHMOANAH BULITZ Wins a Raffle
In this episode, PAHMOANAH BULITZ shares her winning news. Plus, the Clink-Clink Gang goes redrum on Secret Body Spray and Super Bowl LVIII's streaker with possible life altering scenarios. Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary, written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon...
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Ep. 34: Old Heads: From Clink-Clink 2 Blink-Blink
In this episode, what starts off as PAHMOANAH BULITZ talking about good times with her dad leads the gang to confessions, of sorts. Will PAMOANAH BULITZ & Baroque Medusa remain as the Clink-Clink Gang co-founders? Or will they need to update their name to Blink-Blink Old Heads, as in, "blink…
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Ep. 33: Blaine Dean of Blaine Dean Media
In this episode, Medusa welcomes her close friend Blaine Dean, an accomplished lifestyle and editorial photographer with 18 years of experience. Blaine shares his deep passion for photography, recounting how he recently gained 600 new Instagram followers in just one week. He also reveals the…
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Ep. 32: LiViNg_FuNeRaL$ (um, ok.)
In this episode Medusa refutes PAHMOANAH BULITZ's informing her of "Living Funerals", justifying why it's complete nonsense. Medusa also assure jLo that Bennafleck is NOT a hot catch. PS: Yes, Medusa wrote Bennaffleck on purpose. Calm down. Volume 2 for Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary is…
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Ep. 31: Jeff Garcia of Zero Habit Studio
For this episode, Medusa talks to Jeff Garcia, owner of Zero Habit studio. Jeff school's Medusa on the ins and outs of running a traveling photo booth business. Jeff's socials: IG: https://www.instagram.com/zerohabit_studio/ Website: https://www.zerohabitstudio.com/ Volume 2 for Foot Pose Maven…
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Ep. 30: It's Raining Geckos
In this episode, PAHMOANAH BULITZ recounts geckos, machetes, and spiders while growing up in Kauai. She also schools Medusa on "GTS". Volume 2 for Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary is now available on Amazon. Buy it. Read it. Review it:...
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Ep. 29: PAHMOANAH BULITZ Rants A LOT
Medusa lets PAHMOANAH BULITZ take the lead this episode, allowing her to fill us in on her last two weeks. Let's just say there's a lot of rants.... Volume 2 for Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary is now available on Amazon. Buy it. Read it. Review it:...
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Ep. 28: Running Away From Home (at the age of 4)
PAHMOANAH BULITZ recounts riding a horse & running away at the impressionable age of 4, which leads to Medusa reminiscing on convincing her brother he was adopted during elementary. PAHMOANAH BULITZ also updates us on the winter weather status of Oregon. I have 2 new books on Amazon: The...
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Ep. 27 Part II: Nicole Carmody of Evil Eye Design Inc.
It's a new year and that means Top-Shelf Hijynx is changing shit up! For our podcast, I wanted to sprinkle in guests. With that, my first guest is Nicole Carmody. She is an artist and recently changed her business name to Evil Eye Design Inc. Nicole gives us a glimpse of her art background, her...
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Ep. 27 Part I: Fake Eyelashes...more like Tarantulas!?!
Medusa describes her stint with fake eyelashes, while PAHMOANAH BULITZ recounts a horrific medical emergency her friend encountered with the latest beauty trend. I have 2 new ebooks on Amazon: The Immaculately Obscene Nixeen & Feet Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary - v1. Baroque Medusa...
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Ep. 26: Clink-Clink Gang is SiCk
Happy New Year to our Clink-Clink Gang listeners! Baroque Medusa & PAHMOANAH BULITZ are both sick so we apologize in advance for the lack of funniness. PAHMOANAH BULITZ schools Medusa on the latest child discipling going on in Missouri, which then leads to the 1993 "lashing" of Michael Fay.…
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Ep. 25: Travis Kelce and his lame a$$ hickey
Merry Christmas! PAHMOANAH BULITZ and Baroque Medusa cover a lot. From the age Medusa wants to die, to rating Travis Kelce's f*ck-game at a 5.5 out of 10 (a hickey from Taylor Swift), And, PAHMOANAH BULITZ recounts last week's power outage, making tamales, and treating thyself. Exhibit A: Travis...
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Ep. 24: PAHMOANAH BULITZ = M.I.A.
PAHMOANAH BULITZ is indeed M.I.A. due to her first winter storm's power outage. No worries though, Medusa picks up the slack with an impromptu quickie...you know, the same quickie your dad pulls on your mom before he rolls out of bed for work in the morning. Ya, that kind of quickie. Cheers b_tches!
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Ep. 23: QVC, Squirting + Joe Rogan's Podcast
After catching up on the past week, Baroque Medusa fills in PAHMOANAH BULITZ on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast episode 2072 with Stavros Halkias, which then leads the Clink-Clink Gang down the rabbit hole. Is squirting real, and can either of the Clink-Clink Gang claim phenom ownership on such…
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Ep. 22: iPhone update rants + Catching up
It's been a long minute since our last podcast, with that, the Clink-Clink Gang does some catching up. From ranting about the latest iPhone software update, to Medusa confessing her latest "cocaine", to PAHMOANAH BULITZ ranting about the NFL pkg that doesn't air her Charger games..sit down…
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Ep. 21: Growing up in Hawai'i & the Philippines
Happy Thanksgiving from PAHMOANAH BULITZ & Baroque Medusa! On this episode, the Medusa talks about her Maui trip, which then leads to the Clink-Clink Gang discussing growing up/visiting Kauai and the Philippines. It seems both besties witnessed their Grandfathers slaughtering chickens and cows…
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Ep. 20: TAMALE Season
Good Day to our fellow Clink-Clink people 🍻 On this episode, Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ know one thing, don't fake it with your trunk open. WE WANT TAMALES. Also, other foods are mentioned..like deep fried Kit Kat's and Dickey's BBQ. There's other catching up going on as well. After…
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Ep. 19: Clink-Clink Gang...talking shit? (OF COURSE)
Pour your Sunday drank, sit down, buckle up & grab some tissue for your happy tears bitches. On this episode, the Clink-Clink Gang reminisces about Reno 911!, Medusa proclaims her undying love for Nick Swarsdon. Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ really miss each other. Living in SoCal and…
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Ep. 18: The Latest Tattoo Trend..(um, OK😵 )
Good Day from the Clink-Clink Gang 🍻On this episode, Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ wonder why anyone would want the latest tattoo trend. Plus, never-ending chores and mindless chit-chat. Pick up my new book, Only (Fans) Fund$, on Amazon! Baroque Medusa Home:...
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Ep. 17: (Boujie) Compliments, Talking Sh*T , and 3D printers
On this episode, we're all over the map for this episode, but there are some main points. *Clink-Clink Gang mentions the compliments they received since last episode *Medusa's forehead now looks like Quasimodo's back *Red ink for tattoos infuriate both of the Clink-Clink Gang *PAHMOANAH BULITZ…
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Ep. 16: Dick Pics...YAY (or Nay)?
On this episode, Baroque Medusa states her two conditions when it comes to dick pics. The Clink-Clink Gang discusses self-sabotage. PAHMOANH BULITZ spirals out of control when it comes to her DVR and the state of Oregon's overtime laws. Clink-Clink Gang roars about providing a 2-week notice vs....
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Ep. 15: Clink-Clink Gang FaNtASiZeS about NFL Players
Good Day to our worldwide listeners! For this episode, the Clink-Clink Gang decides Florida is now a "worthy" state. They also fantasize which NFL player they want to party with, have on their podcast, and which NFL player is overrated. When it comes to rants...PAHMOANAH BULITZ realizes her…
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Ep. 14: Why are Compliments so HaRd to AcCePt?
Good Day B*tches! Week 4 of the NFL, and PAHMOANAH BULITZ's Chargers is hosting Medusa's Raiders. N-E-WAYZ, in this week's episode we discuss accepting compliments, Basic Karen's who don't know any better when it comes to wearing white clothing, Shannon Sharpe's Club Shay Shay. Of course, we have...
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Ep. 13: Movies That Need to be Re-Released Due to Hollywood Strike
Good Day! Sit down, pour yourself a drank and hang with the Clink-Clink Gang In this week's episode, the Clink-Clink Gang discuss which movies should be re-released in movie theaters due to the on-going Hollywood strike. They also give yet another nod to Gen. Z and their attitude vs. older...
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Ep. 01: Top-Shelf Hijynx w/ the Clink-Clink Gang
Welcome! For their debut episode, Baroque Medusa & PAHMOANAH BULITZ discuss: Why PAHMOANAH BULITZ refrains from social media The sign the Universe gave her on buying the home she now lives in Growing up and getting "grounded" in the 80s vs. today's kids version of "grounded" How Baroque Medusa &...
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Ep. 2 - Boomers vs. Gen Z's lingo
In this episode, Baroque Medusa & PAHMOANAH BULITZ find joy in Gen. Z's re-purposing of a word, often thought as dirty. The Sisters from another Mister also discuss body hair (ewww!).
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Ep. 3: Happy July 4th!
Happy 4th Murica! from the Clink-Clink Gang! In this episode, Baroque Medusa & PAHMOANAH BULITZ discuss grilling, Murica's bday, and perimenopause.
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Ep. 4: Driving Home on a Fri Night When Your Car Starts Making Noise
In this episode, Baroque Medusa & PAHMOANAH BULITZ discuss car trouble on the 605 North, and how Gen. Z'ers solve another Boomer's dilemma.
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Ep. 5: Raging on AL-CO-HOL (Sunday) !!!
In this episode, PAHMOANAH BULITZ recalls securing 3 lbs. of sticky-icky at the age of 10. Baroque Medusa explains why she loves the movie Sicario, and a whole lot of other bullshit.
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Ep. 6: Cholos no longer exist
We start this episode with Medusa informing PAHMOANAH BULITZ that Pomona cholos no longer exist. From there, PAHMOANAH BULITZ reminisces (?) about making the front page of the Daily Bulletin, on more than one occasion. Did we mention that her dad is a retired homicide detective? Of course, the...
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Ep. 7: Jake Paul v. Nate Diaz
In this episode, PAHMOANAH BULITZ & Baroque Medusa discuss last night's main event: Jake Paul v. Nate Diaz, and how it's putting boxing back in the spotlight. We also rant on the state of activewear, the Skechers + Snoop Dogg sneaker line (preposterous!), etc.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to the Top-Shelf Hijynx podcast, where Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ serve up a hefty dose of sarcasm, common sense (sort of), and enough profanities to make your grandma blush. Tune in for their absurd observations, ridiculous silliness, and epic rants that will leave you questioning everything.
Baroque Medusa writes erotica, specifically for the men. Check out her collection on Amazon.
Baroque Medusa home:
https://baroquemedusa.com/
https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/
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Welcome to the Top-Shelf Hijynx podcast, where Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ serve up a hefty dose of sarcasm, common sense (sort of), and enough profanities to make your grandma blush. Tune in for their absurd observations, ridiculous silliness, and epic rants that will leave you questioning...
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