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Topic Town

Unedited conversation with Matt & Craig in delicious ten minute chunks.

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  1. 33

    What Is Exploding Head Syndrome??

    What is Exploding Head Syndrome? Have you experienced Exploding Head Syndrome? What about closed eye hallucinations?

  2. 32

    NASA Built A Warp Drive??

    Craig and Matt discuss the media frenzy around NASA's supposed warp drive. Does it work? Is it real? Are we going to space? Or is the warp drive just a bunch of hooey?

  3. 31

    Brontosaurus Is Real??

    Craig and Matt discuss the sudden re-existence of the world's favorite sauropod, BRONTOSAURUS!! Was Brontosaurus a real dinosaur? Where did it go and why did it come back?

  4. 30

    What Will Aliens Look Like??

    Craig and Matt discuss aliens! What do they look like? Have they visited Earth?

  5. 29

    When will we get our driverless cars??

    Craig and Matt discuss the possibility of driverless cars. When will they be on the roads? Are driverless cars safer? And most importantly, will driverless cars eliminate Craig's road rage?

  6. 28

    What's The Best Frame Rate?

    Craig and Matt discuss the difference between 24 fps and 60 fps and decide which is best, now and forever.

  7. 27

    Electrophonic Hearing?

    Craig and Matt discuss hearing the aurora borealis and electrophonic hearing.

  8. 26

    ASMR? (with SPECIAL GUEST)

    Craig and Matt and David discuss the phenomenon of Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response.

  9. 25

    Two Myths About Thanksgiving

    Matt and Craig really go in depth on many many many thanksgiving myths. (that's sarcasm)

  10. 24

    Amazon Echo?

    Craig and Matt discuss the new Amazon Echo and robots in general, cuz robots are awesome. Not so sure about the Amazon Echo, though.

  11. 23

    Immortal Mice?

    Matt came across a news story about some scientists who supposedly reversed the aging of mice. But what does that even mean?

  12. 22

    Why We Don't Talk About Sports

    Matt & Craig don't talk sports much. Let's figure out why.

  13. 21

    Top 3 Favorite Albums

    Want to know Matt & Craig's Top 3 albums? At least right now?

  14. 20

    Star Wars: The Phantom Topic

    A bunch of commenters wanted Matt & Craig to talk about Star Wars. Or should I say they "forced" them to. Bwahahahahah.

  15. 19

    How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

    Matt & Craig continue their discussion about Zombies. This time talking about how they'd survive, or not.

  16. 18

    Top 3 Favorite Zombie Stories

    Matt & Craig discuss Zombies and reveal their favorite Zombie Stories. Watch out! Or don't if you're already a Zombie.

  17. 17

    Topic Topic

    Today, since Matt & Craig are on hiatus to shoot a short film they are asking you what topics they should talk about in the fuuuutuuuure.

  18. 16

    Top 3 Favorite Video Games

    Matt & Craig played video games as kids. Craig probably played a helluva lot more. They list off their favorites.

  19. 15

    Top 3 Favorite Cartoons

    What are Matt & Craig's top 3 favorite cartoons they had as kids?

  20. 14

    Our Phobias

    Matt & Craig discuss phobias and why we people are afraid of things that are unlikely to hurt them, but bats or bugs.

  21. 13

    Our 4 Favorite Time Travel Depictions in Movies

    Time Travel happens often in movies. But often it is stupidly depicted. Today we separate the wheat from the good time travel in movies (it's an expression).

  22. 12

    TURTLES!

    Matt & Craig talk about turtles.

  23. 11

    Have Humans Had Sex In Space?

    Geckos that were recently put into space to reproduce have died. :( This got Matt & Craig thinking. Have humans had sex in space?

  24. 10

    Meeting Celebrities

    Matt & Craig have never really been celebrity chasers but they've had a few experiences so they talk about them as well as their thoughts about celebrity culture in general.

  25. 9

    What We Wanted To Be When We Grew Up

    We all had dreams. Often they were misinformed or idiotic, much like Matt & Craig.

  26. 8

    How We Kept The Band Together

    Matt & Craig discuss how they could have possibly kept their band, Driftless Pony Club, together for 14 years.

  27. 7

    Dinosaurs Had Feathers?

    Matt & Craig discuss the ramifications of featherfication of dinosaurs.

  28. 6

    Dogs vs Cats

    Matt & Craig have the age old debate, Dogs vs Cats. It's true. We looked up how old the debate is. Turns out it's age years old.

  29. 5

    Can We Make Humans Live Forever?

    Today Matt & Craig discuss the claim made by certain scientists that we can make humans live forever. And then they talk about whether or not they'd want to live forever.

  30. 4

    Analog vs Digital

    Today Matt & Craig discuss the creative benefits of analog vs digital. AND there's new music for the intro! Things keep evolving.

  31. 3

    How to Audition

    Matt & Craig are currently casting a short film and they discuss how they feel about the process.

  32. 2

    Top 5 Best Intros

    TV shows, youtube videos, podcasts, they all got intros. Some are better than others. We get to the bottom of it in a talky way.

  33. 1

    Welcome to TOPIC TOWN

    The first episode of TOPIC TOWN in which we discuss TOPIC TOWN

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Unedited conversation with Matt & Craig in delicious ten minute chunks.

HOSTED BY

Wheezy Waiter

Produced by Craig Benzine

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Unedited conversation with Matt & Craig in delicious ten minute chunks.

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