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Topless Robot Podcast Archive

by Ryan Schremp

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  1. #140 - Defective Jesus

    IT'S A WEEK LATE AND WE TOOK THIS WEEK OFF FOR FATHER'S DAY OMG ENJOY OLD NEWS See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  2. #139 - Gentrified Braincells

    IT'S A NEW SET! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  3. #138 - God, I've run out of titles and I'm releasing this too late to be witty

    Hey! It's a late episode right before an on time episode! What did we talk about in this? God, I don't know. Some stuff, I'm sure. This is for you, superfan. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  4. #137 - I'm Thumbing

    The boys talk a lot about Resident Evil 8 and Thumb Wars and the difference between Steve Odekirk and Bob Odenkirk. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  5. #136 - Returnally Greatful

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  6. #135 - Bepis

    The boys talk about Mortal Kombat, the potential sequel, and what fighting game deserves a hollywood blockbuster take in this, the 135th episode of I Can't Believe They're Still Doing This. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  7. #134 - The Dick Meat Is Resilient

    The boys talk about dick meat and resident evil. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  8. #133 - Low Energy Pod

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  9. #132 - Nostalgia is a Prison and You're the Jailor

    TW: Jokes about stillborn babies towards the end of this episode. If that is a trigger for you, it may be best to skip this one. Again we had some recording mishaps, apologies for the lower audio quality. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  10. #131 - A Lack of Khanfidence

    The boys are FINALLY back to in-person podcasts. The flow is so much better than discord calls. Also, Tyler gets sprayed A LOT. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  11. #130 - Falcon and the Justice League

    We're still here. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  12. #129 - Truckstop Blowjob

    It's fine you don't read this. Honestly. I don't mind. Just listen to Ryan, Brooks, Dan, and Kalen talk about stuff instead of helping mend description guy's ruinous life. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  13. #128 - Paramount Plüs

    I don't even know what to put here anymore. My marriage is in shambles. My kids can't make eye contact with me. But sure, listen to Ryan, Brooks, Tyler, and Kalen talk about games and media. No one ever asks, "How's description guy?" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  14. #127 - Enter The Spiders Dan

    You're not even reading this, are you? ARE YOU? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  15. #126 - I'm Pettier Than You Are, I'm Going to Win

    Ryan, Dan, and Brooks talk about the nintendo direct and blizzcon in this one. Probably some more things, I think. I don't know. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  16. #125 - A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Star War

    Ryan, Dan, and Brooks talk about Gina Carano, video games, and other stuff. If that's your thing or whatever. I'm not your dad. OR AM I? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  17. #124 - Those Butts Were Important to the Plot!

    Brooks, Tyler, Kalen (ish), and Ryan talk about M(ass) Effect and other things. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  18. #123 - STONKS

    Ryan, Tyler, Brooks, and Kalen talk about stonks, wandavision, The Little Things, The Medium, Cyber Shadow and a bunch more. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  19. #122 - Thicc Amazonian Vampires

    Ryan, Brooks, Kalen, and Tyler talk about the inauguration, celebrity deaths, Resident Evil Village, and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  20. #121 - A Whip Made Out of Slim Jims

    Brooks, Dan, Tyler, and Ryan talk about Wandavision, are disenchanted by Disenchanted, and imagine mods for the upcoming Bethesda-developed Indiana Jones. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  21. #120 - Your Racist Parents' Nazi LARP Ended Poorly

    This is a politics heavy episode. If that's not your bag, skip this one. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  22. #119 - Welcome to 2021!

    Ryan, Dan, and Brooks struggle to think of noteworthy from the past two weeks. Somewhere there's a podcast here. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  23. #118 - So long, 2020!

    The whole crew is here as we talk about Cyberpunk woes, and dance to Ryan's new song. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  24. #117 - The Cocaine Just Turns to Ash in my Nose

    Cyberdoop 2017-7 is making the internet mad. Disney owns everything. Some Game awards happened. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  25. #116 - Gaming the System

    Tyler's computer won't turn on, Kalen disappears without explanation, but Brooks, Ryan, and Dan all carry on and talk about things that are relevant to your interests, I assure you. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  26. #115 - Uri Gellar's Spoon Golem

    Ryan, Tyler, Brooks, Dan, and Kalen talk about Uri Gellar, Darth Vader, getting old, and other things in this episode of the Topless Robot Podcast See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  27. #114 - Mandahugankissalorian

    The boys are fewer in number, but not opinion See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  28. #113 - WELCO METOT HENEX TLEVEL

    The next generation has begun, and Ryan has some words about that. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  29. #112 - Fox News is just WWE for Boomers

    The full team is back to joke about the election and vidja games. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  30. #111 - Nintendo in the cloud

    Ryan, Kalen, and Dan talk about nerdy things. Whaddya want? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  31. #110 - If 2020 was a Creepypasta

    Alex Hutchinson has some hot takes, and hopefully doesn't have a job anymore. Silent Hill is coming. Batman Beyond with Michael Keaton may be happening? And Ryan reads a spooky story to get you in the mood for the season in this episode of the topless robot podcast. See acast.com/privacy for...

  32. #109 - 2021 is the year of Terrify Tyler

    It's the season we would normally be terrifying Tyler, but we have a unanimous vote among the TR staff that to make up for it, we will be terrifying Tyler all of 2021. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  33. #108 - What does TMJ sound like?

    Ryan, Kalen, Tyler, and Dan talk about a bunch of stuff. I don't know. Tyler erased my brain by making me listen to his jaw. Oh wait, we talked about Pasmophobia, that was pretty fun. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  34. #107 - Thirty-Five Marios

    Kalen, Brooks, Ryan, and Tyler talk about Mario 35, Crash Bandicoot 4, and struggle to remember something good that happened this past week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  35. #106 - 2 years of TRP

    Ryan, Dan, Kalen, Brooks, and Tyler talk about the bethesda purchase and a whole lot more See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  36. #105 - Justice for Mushu

    Kalen, Ryan, Dan, and Tyler talk about the Playstation 5 showcase, the nintendo direct mini, super mario all-stars, and bits of Mulan. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  37. #104 - Chaos Emeril

    Ryan, Tyler, Brooks, and Dan talk about Ubisoft, childhood recklessness, and all kinds of other stuff in this episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  38. #103 - Call Me When You Can Shred The Gnar, Poser

    Dan, Brooks, Ryan, and Tyler talk about Tony Hawk and the pro skating, The Boys season 2, Mario's 35th anniversary, and a whole lot more in this episode of the Topless Robot Podcast See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  39. #102 - STATION

    Kalen, Ryan, Dan, and Brooks talk about Gamescom 2020, Bill and Ted face the music, Chadwick Boseman, and Gary Busey in this episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  40. #101 - FANDOME

    It's a DC-full episode this week as Dan, Ryan, Brooks, and Tyler talk about a few of the things revealed during Saturday's DC Fandome event. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  41. #100 - 100 Episode Celebration!

    Dan, Brooks, Tyler, Ryan, and Kalen look back at 100 episodes of the Topless Robot Podcast. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  42. #99 - OUT OF CONTROL

    The episode that almost didn't happen. Dan and Brooks couldn't make it so Kalen fills four shoes as he joins Ryan and Tyler to talk about Mulan, No Man's Sky, Bill and Ted 3, and the resurgence of Drive-ins during the COVID times. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  43. #98 - Bluetooth DVD

    The guys talk about ghost of tsushima, paper mario, the analogue pocket, and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  44. #97 - Beber Bolybeaux

    The guys talk about Regis Philbin, Halo Infinite, Halo, Peter Molyneaux and his trail of broken promises, Fable, and the recent Nintendo asset leak. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  45. #96 - I Don't Believe in Meat Loaf

    Dan is back and the guys are talking about ridiculous collector's auctions, project xcloud, kanye west, and more. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  46. #95 - Poopwhip

    Dan is still traveling, so Kalen joins the boys as they struggle to come up with anything memorable over the past week. Devolver did their normal devolver thing, which is always fun. I don't know. There's more cases of coronavirus than ever before. So.. Yeah. Welcome to the apocalyptic hellscape...

  47. #94 - CHUD

    The boys have no guest this week as they talk about butt-chugging cheese, a gritty Luigi movie, Hamilton, and more. Also, we have a soundboard now! I'll admit, things went a little off the rails in this one. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  48. #93 - Vanity Difficulties

    Dan is back! And Kalen joins the boys for a serious conversation about Adventure Time and Power Dynamics in relationships. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  49. #92 - Batteries Not Included Doesn't Get Enough Credit

    Another Danless pod as the boys talk about The Last of us 2, Final Fantasy X, The Switch Burnout Paradise remaster, and then go on a tangent about Short Circuit and problematic Fisher Stevens that lasts pretty much the rest of the episode. ENJOY AND HAVE A HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! See…

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  50. #91 - Bring Back Minidisc! ft. Street Cleaner

    Street Cleaner joins the boys to talk about the PS5 reveal, the upcoming Street Cleaner game and outdated formats in this episode of the Topless Robot Podcast See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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