PODCAST · comedy
Topthree
by Donna Henry, Suzanne Mills, Carolyn Mason
Top Three is a lighthearted and funny podcast where two friends get together to share and debate their top three picks on any random subjects.From films and snacks to awkward life moments and guilty pleasures, no topic is off limits. With plenty of humour, friendly banter and unexpected choices, it's a fun, easy listen that invites the audience to laugh along and think about their own top three favourites.Perfect for anyone who enjoys a mix of nostalgia, humour and friendly competition! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Weird Crushes
This week we are exposing the weird crushes that make us question everything. From cartoon characters to oddly specific personality types, we debate theTopthree crushes that absolutely should have stayed private. slightly embarrassing, deeply unserious and somehow still defended with passion.Intro music composed and performed by Colin Laird and Danny WebboxOutro music and idents composed and performed by Kieran Slaven and Calum DeaconVocal- Filip KalupaArtWork- Elspeth Hill Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Satisfying Screen Deaths
Some characters had it coming....and when it finally happened, it was perfect. In this episode we are counting down the most satisfying screen deaths and debating which ones delivered the best payoff.Intro music composed and performed by Colin Laird and Danny WebboxOutro music and idents composed and performed by Kieran Slaven and Calum DeaconVocals - Filip KalupaArtwork - Elspeth Hill Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Underrated Films
In today's episode we're choosing our topthree underrated films.The ones that didn't get the attention they probably should have, or that people seem to have quietly forgotten about. We each bring three picks, explain why we think they deserved better and question each other's choices along the way.films we believe went under the radar.Intro music composed and performed by Colin Laird and Danny WebboxOutro Music and idents composed and performed by Kieran Slaven and Calum Deaconvocals- Filip Kalupa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Sequels
This week on Topthree we are talking sequels but only the ones we actually love.Sue's away (we miss her already) but stepping in is a very special guest: writer, director and actor Joe O'Byrne.Together we are each bringing our favourite sequels to the table.Are sequels even better than the original? or are we just chasing the high of part one? lets see.Let us know if we have missed any glaringly obvious ones?Into music composed and performed by Colin Laird and Danny WebboxOutro music and idents composes and performed by Kieran Slaven and Calum DeaconVocals - Filip Kalupa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Ways we'd embarrass each other.
Just how well do we know each other? Too well, apparently.We are breaking down the Topthree ways we could embarrass each other. Some of these feel a little too real.Expect uncomfortable laughs, questionable morals and at least a couple of moments we regret (yes they already happened)proceed with cautionIntro music composed and performed by Colin Laird and Danny WebboxOutro music and idents composed and performed by Kieran Slaven and Calum DeaconVocals - Filip Kalupa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Zombie Apocalypse Picks
In this episode, we put our survival instincts (and judgment) to the test by drafting the top three celebrities we'd trust to get us through azombie apocalypse. Strength, intelligence, chaos factor - it's all on the table. some picks make sense, others really don't.........would our squads actually survive, or are we the the first ones getting eaten?listen and decide whose lineup stands a chance when the world inevitably falls apart.Intro music composed and performed by Colin Laird and Danny Webbox.Outro music and idents composed and performed by Kieran Slaven and Calum Deaconvocals - Filip Kalupa Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Characters we are absolutely NOT leaving our drinks with.
Inspired by the 'cover your drinks' meme that came out of last weeks Lous Theroux's Manosphere documentary, we took it to the screen and asked the importantquestion: which characters are giving immediate red flag energy the second you go to the bathroom?From chaotic masterminds to HR violations, we each bring our top picks of screen personalities, who simply cannot be trusted near an unattended pint.Are we being judgmental and paranoid? you decide. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Little White Lies
This week we discuss the Topthree white lies we tell as brits. We all say them. We don't mean them. We will never stop. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Wedding Stories
This week we are saying 'I do' to chaos. from getting way too drunk to joining the happy couple's first dance, we are counting down our top three wedding stories, that prove nothing goes exactly to plan. Whether you are married, single or here for the laughs, this one's for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Action Stars
This episode starts as a Topthree Action Heroes debate and quickly becomes something else entirely. Three women, wildly different tastes, frequent tangents and eventually, a list. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Pieces of Advice
Some great pieces of advice and some advice that definitely belongs in the past. We debate the top three pieces of advice, argue about what still works and officially retire a few outdated classics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Memorable Birthdays
Hello everyone. We are back for season 2. Hope you had a wonderful Christmas and fabulous New Year, whilst suitably missing us?!Today we will be talking about, surprise parties, disasters and birthdays that absolutely did not go as planned. In this episode, we debateour Topthree most memorable birthdays because nothing says celebration like ranking your own life moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Mispronounced words
Strong opinions. Weak pronunciations. join us as we crown the Topthree mispronounced words and somehow still get them wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Time Capsule Treasures
This week, we're stuffing a time capsule with the weirdest and funny things that humans definitely didn't ask for. From bizarre relics of modern life to inside jokes that no-one will understand in 2125, We debate what absolutely must be preserved for confused archaeologists of the future. Grab your shovel and your sense of humour as this episode gets delightfully odd. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Childhood Posh Perceptions
We're heading back to childhood this week to revisit all the strange, hilarious things that we once believed were the height of sophistication. What made someone 'posh' in our kid brains? Tune in as we pick our Top Three Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Conspiracy Theories
From lizard people in power to faked moon landings, we're diving deep into the rabbit hole. This week, we rank the top three conspiracy theories of all time, the wildest, the weirdest and the ones that just might be true. Grab your tinfoil hat and tune in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Verbal Icks
We've all got those sayings that make our skin crawl and after one (okay, maybe two) glasses of champagne, we're naming our top three. From over used buzzwords to fake deep phrases that need to retire immediately, we're calling out the verbal icks that drive us wild. Expect strong opinions, mild chaos and a little bubbly fuelled honesty. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Childhood Crimes
The statute of limitations has expired, right? We're ranking our Topthree childhood crimes, the sneaky, the silly and the "what were we thinking?" moments that made us the trouble makers we are today. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Spooky Stories
We are getting into the halloween spirit early. In this episode we each tell three spooky stories, some personal, some we've read and all slightly ridiculous. We talk ghosts, time slips and weird coincidences. Perfect for easing into spooky season without actually being scared. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Cringiest Moments
We cannot believe we're admitting these publicly. This week we are ranking our Topthree cringiest moments. From dating disasters that still make us break out into hives to social slip-ups so painful they deserve their own therapy session. It's awkward, it's unfiltered and its way too personal. Join us for an episode we'll probably regret posting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Movie Soundtracks
We're back after a two week break (thanks germs)! This week we are cranking up the volume and diving into the world of soundtracks, the tracks that set the mood, steal the scene and sometimes derail the plot. Expect laughs, hot takes and the usual chaos as we make our big comeback. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Parenting Fails
This week on Topthree, we're getting real (and a little embarrassed) as we count our Topthree parenting fails. From snack-time disasters to bedtime negotiations gone horribly wrong, we are sharing the slip-ups that made us laugh, cringe and maybe even learn a thing or two. Tune in for relatable chaos, plenty of laughs and the comfortable reminder that nobody is perfect- especially not us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Species Spokesperson
If aliens landed tomorrow who would we send to say hello? In this episode, we debate our Topthree humans to represent the entire species. From world leaders (slim pickings) to cultural icons, we weigh charisma, compassion and credibility in deciding Earth's first ambassadors to the stars. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Albums where every track hits
This week we rank our Topthree albums that play back to front with zero skips. All killer, no filler. Just pure start to finish greatness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthhree: Movie Villains
This week on Topthree, the hosts pick their most memorable movie villains, the sneaky, strange and unforgettable characters you didn't see coming. Forget Vader, Joker and Lecter..... these are the baddies who break the mood and stick with you long after the credits roll. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Celebrity Scandals
This week we are diving into the chaos that is the rich and famous. The top three celebrity scandals. From Leaked voicemails to PR nightmares that have aged like milk, we're ranking the messiest moments that had the tabloids frothing and twitter in flames. Expect drama, bad apologies and maybe a lawsuit if we're not careful. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Dictator Decrees
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if we were in charge? This week on Topthree we grab the dictator's chair (just for a day, promise) and each pick the three things we'd ban from existence. Some are petty, some are serious and some, might actually make sense. From small annoyances to world changing degrees, it's our ultimate wish for a better and slightly more ridiculous world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Memorable 90's Moments
From Spice Girls world domination to princess Diana's lasting legacy- and yes, even that summer when everyone cared about football. We're diving into the moments that defined the 90's.In this episode, we each pick our top three most unforgettable cultural moments of the decade. Expect laughs, hot takes and a healthy dose of nostalgia. Did your fave make the list? Probably not but come for the chaos anyway. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Memorable Doctors' Visits
This week on Topthree we dive into the waiting room of shame as we reveal our top three most memorable (read: mortifying) doctor's appointments. from awkward examinations to totally unintentional overshares, nothing is off the table- except our dignity. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Reasons To Love Summer
Sunburns, sticky ice cream and way too many questionable choices....... yep we're talking about summer. This week, we're counting down the top three reasons we cant help but fall head over flip-flops for the hottest season of the year. Grab your shades, pour something cold and laugh along as we celebrate sun, freedom and all the glorious chaos inbetween. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Things we don't understand
From coding to cryptocurrency to whatever modern art is supposed to be - this week we're admitting what everyone else is secretly thinking: we have no idea how any of this works.We each share our top three things that make us feel under qualified to be adults in 2025. Why does coding look like a robot diary? who decided a banana taped to a wall is worth six figures? And can someone please explain how crypto is real money when it's just basically vibes?join us as we question the world, ourselves and maybe our life choices. Laugh, nod in confused agreement, and feel better knowing you're not alone in the clueless club. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: First Impressions
This week on Topthree the ladies are spilling the tea on the first impressions that have stuck with them- for better or worse! From awkward hellos to snap judgements that turned out completely wrong, they're sharing their top three stories about the impressions they've made (and the ones they've never forgot) Tune in for laughs, cringe moments and maybe a few lessons on why you really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Rent Free
This week the hosts are unpacking the things that live rent free in their heads...........the obsessions, the random thoughts and the weird fixations they just cant shake. Tune in for their top three mind squatters and see if they haunt you too! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Fantasy Family Picks
If you could build your dream family from any fictional characters, who's making the cut? In this episode, we each reveal our top three fantasy family picks - from cartoon dads to iconic tv mums- and roast each other's choices along the way. It's weird, it's heartfelt, it's wildly inappropriate. Basically it's family. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Funniest Purchases
We've all made some questionable buys - but these take the cake. In this laugh out loud episode, the hosts spill the tea on their top three funniest purchases. From 'pleasure' gadgets and impulsive splurges to items that made us ask, "who even am I?" - nothing is off-limits. it's chaotic, a little cringey and a 100% entertaining. come for the laughs, stay for the roast-worthy receipts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Board Games
Today the hosts are taking a trip down memory lane and rolling the dice on their favourite board games. Tune in as they share their top three games, reveal their biggest blunders, and maybe even spark a few new rivalries. Let the nostalgia (and the laughter) begin! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Dream Movie Roles
In this week's episode of Topthree, the hosts reveal the top three movie roles they wish they'd been cast in! From iconic heroes to unforgettable villains, they're dreaming big and getting dramatic. Tune in and let the cinematic debates begin! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Grown-up Gripes
This week the girls are diving into their biggest grown-up gripes......The not-so fun parts of adulting no one warned us about. From bills to burnout, they're counting down the top three things we hate about being an adult. Relatable? Absolutely. Therapeutic? Hopefully. Funny? Always. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Desert Island Essentials
On this episode of Topthree, the hosts reveal what three things they'd take to a desert island and chaos ensues. From the practical to the ridiculous, nothing is off-limits. Special guest Simon joins the castaway crew for a laugh-out-loud discussion full of wild choices, questionable survival strategies and surprisingly deep insights.Grab your coconuts, press play and prepare to question your own top three. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Fantasy Friends
In this episode Donna and Suzy joined by their real life bestie Kendra, draft an ultimate squad of fictional besties - because real friends are great but imagine going on the piss Tyrion Lannister? From sidekicks to chaotic icons, they reveal their top three fantasy BFFs and defend every pick like their life depends on it. Expect laughs, debates and a little emotional damage. who made the cut? Who got snubbed? Tune in and judge us accordingly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Couldn't do that today
This week the hosts dive into a blast from the past as they each pick memories of things that happened in the 70's and 80's that you wouldn't get away with now - most of them for good reason. Join them for a trip down memory lane. Tune in for laughs, surprises and some serious 'did we really do that moments?' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Travel Stories
In this episode the hosts are sharing their most memorable travel stories. From missed flights to unexpected adventures where things didn't always go to plan. Tune in for laughs, lessons, and a couple of moments where you are glad to be listening from the comfort of your own home. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Pet Peeves
Are men grumpier than women as they age? We investigate (kind of). This week on Topthree, your favourite female hosts welcome our first ever male guest to break down everyones's favourite source of low-key rage: pet peeves. From weirdly specific annoyances to universal rage triggers, nothing (and no one) is safe. It's spicy, it's petty, it's hilarious- and yes someone definitely mentions loud chewing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Unpopular Opinions
This week its claws out and opinions up! Today we finally get our most mentioned bestie Kendra out of the shadows and onto the mic. Together we reveal our top three unpopular opinions. Expect drama, debates and a few spicy truths that no one asked for. It's chaotic, it's catty and it's everything you didn't know you needed. enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Childhood Myths
Do you remember thinking that swallowing chewing gum would stick your bum cheeks together? or cracking your knuckles gave you arthritis? This week we are diving into some hilarious (and sometimes bizarre) childhood myths that we all believed at the time. Tune in for a nostalgic trip of bad science, questionable parenting tactics and the childhood fears that we just can't shake. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Final Feasts
If you had one last meal on death row, what would you choose? In this episode of Topthree we discuss our ultimate food fantasies. From boujee to nostalgistic, what have we chosen for our last meals of a lifetime? Have we committed any food crimes? How do you feel about food in the bedroom? Tune in for a feast of laughs and questionable culinary decisions!instagram: top_three_podcastTikTok: topthree@topthreepodcsast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Hospital Experiences
In today's episode, we're diving into our top three most unforgettable hospital moments-some hilarious, some not so much. From terrifying mishaps to comedic misunderstandings, we're sharing the stories that stuck with us the most. Whether you've had your own wild hospital experiences or just love a good story, this episode is complete with laughs, surprises and a few cringe-worthy moments. Tune in and let's swap war stories from the waiting room. If you would like to listen to Carolyns new song you can find the link to the music and video on our instagram page top_three_podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Super Powers
What if you could have any super power? In this hilarious episode of Topthree the ladies reveal their top three dream super powers- ranging from the practical to the downright ridiculous. Will they go for classic powers or will they dream up something completely unexpected? Tune in for plenty of laughs, questionable logic and the ultimate debate: which power reigns supreme? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Music Videos
In this episode of Topthree we are ranking our top three music videos- some obvious, some a little more obscure (not Donna's choices). Expect iconic pop culture moments, special effects that have not aged well and at least one that may have you screaming "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING" Buckle up and prepare to disagree. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Topthree: Must-Dance Songs
Get ready to move! In this episode, we break down our top three must-dance songs-the tracks that get us on our feet no matter what. From timeless anthems to unexpected bangers, we debate, defend and groove our way through the ultimate playlist.Did your favourite make the list? Tune in and find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Top Three is a lighthearted and funny podcast where two friends get together to share and debate their top three picks on any random subjects.From films and snacks to awkward life moments and guilty pleasures, no topic is off limits. With plenty of humour, friendly banter and unexpected choices, it's a fun, easy listen that invites the audience to laugh along and think about their own top three favourites.Perfect for anyone who enjoys a mix of nostalgia, humour and friendly competition! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
HOSTED BY
Donna Henry, Suzanne Mills, Carolyn Mason
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