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Torchpenis
by Jacquie and Boom
A podcast about the BBC show Torchwood with famed science-fiction blogger, Boom (Loving the Alien) and Jacquie famed asshole Torchwood fan.
Episodes
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Torchpenis - Episode 33 - Day Five
In which Jacquie confuses Torchwood for Supernatural, Boom breaks your heart with totally insightful commentary on Steven (for ten seconds), and some how Rhiana pops in for a visit to sing Disturbia.
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Torchpenis - Episode 32 - Day Four
In which Boom and Jacquie are there for you in your Day Four induced time of need. Advice is given (bad advice) and things happen to Ianto Jones.
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Torchpenis - Episode 31 - Day Three
In which Jacquie and Boom discuss Jack's clothing, alien vomiting, and how to have sex with contacts.
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Torchpenis- Episode 30- Day Two
In which Boom and Jacquie continue to discuss how awesome Children Of Earth is.
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Torchpenis - Episode 29 - Day One
In which Jacquie and Boom finally get to their favorite episode of Day One.
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Torchpenis- Episode 28- The Stolen Earth/Journey's End
Torchpenis returns from their hiatus and talks about Doctor Who instead of Torchwood, but it's ok because Jack, Gwen, and Ianto are in these episodes. Boom and Jacquie discuss possible pteranodon death, the sad fact that Daleks cannot limbo, and agree for once when it comes to their favorite new...
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Torchpenis - Year That Never Was special.
Boom and Jacquie discuss the Torchwood related parts of Utopia, The Sound of Drums, and Last of the Time Lords. Jack has super jumping abilities, team Torchwood doesn't know how to pick up a phone, and Jacquie has Face of Boe issues.
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Torchpenis - Episode 13 - End of Days
In which Boom and Jacquie make truly inappropriate dead Ianto jokes, muse on what would happen if Joss Whedon wrote Torchwood, and then realize that the MIB are way better alien hunters. For reasons unknown, Itunes removed the podcast from the directory (read: it's probably the title lol), but…
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Torchpenis - Episode 12 - Captain Jack Harkness
Jacquie's Inaugural Edit! HOORAY! In which Boom and Jacquie try to figure out why Bilis Manger didn't just manipulate the rift himself, have the revelation that Gwen is a Hufflepuff, and laugh at how obviously spy-ish Jack and Tosh are.
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Torchpenis- Episode 11- Combat
In which Boom and Jacquie discuss how Mark is Owen's Tyler Durden, get Bloodhound Gang songs stuck in their heads and wonder why there can't be crying over pizza in every episode of Torchwood.
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Torchpenis - Episode 10 - Out of Time
In which Jacquie and Boom discuss Ianto's impossible math skills, wonder where the aliens are, and make fun of Gwen's very poor sex education. >>>>>Subscribe via Itunes!<<<<< Torchpenis Tumblr Boom's Sci Fi Website (Loving the Alien) Jacquie's Tumblr Boom's Tumblr
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Torchpenis - Episode 09 - Random Shoes
In which Boom tries to convince Jacquie that Eugene should be a main character, obsesses over car-seating etiquette, and Jacquie laments the lack of Torchwood. Also, apologies to the UK. I now feel that what they call milkshakes make more sense than what Americans call milkshakes. However, ours...
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Torchpenis - Episode 08 - They Keep Killing Suzie
In which Boom and Jacquie bemoan the spoiler in the title of the episode, and try to figure out what hell Suzie’s plan was. >>>>>Subscribe via Itunes!<<<<< Torchpenis Tumblr Boom's Sci Fi Website (Loving the Alien) Jacquie's Tumblr Boom's Tumblr
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Torchpenis - Episode 07 - Greeks Bearing Gifts
In which Boom and Jacquie rename the podcast Torchgina, suspect that Ianto is a lyricist for an emo band, and wonder which Tosh's parents would object to, her sleeping with an alien or with a woman. >>>>>Subscribe via Itunes!<<<<< Torchpenis Tumblr Boom's Sci Fi Website (Loving the Alien)…
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Torchwood - Episode 06 - Countrycide
In which Jacquie and Boom embarass themselves by singing an awful rendition of Jack Harkness' Theme, wonder why Ianto has to sit in bitch, and muse on where humans fit on the food pyramid. >>>>>Subscribe via Itunes!<<<<< Torchpenis Tumblr Boom's Sci Fi Website (Loving the Alien) Jacquie's Tumblr...
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Torchpenis - Episode 05 - Small Worlds
In which Jacquie and Boom try to understand why Jack dreams in Sepia, why pedophiles are afraid of the wind, and what constitutes bad parenting. >>>>>Subscribe via Itunes!<<<<< Torchpenis Tumblr Boom's Sci Fi Website (Loving the Alien) Jacquie's Tumblr Boom's Tumblr
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Torchpenis- Episode 04 - Cyberwoman
In which Jacquie and Boom wonder why Cyberwomen need cyber-high heels, and explore the possibilities of Dalek girlfriends. >>>>>Subscribe via Itunes!<<<<< Torchpenis Tumblr Boom's Sci Fi Website (Loving the Alien) Jacquie's Tumblr Boom's Tumblr
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Torchpenis - Episode 03 - Ghost Machine
Boom and Jacquie discuss Owen's lack of creativity in making fake IDs, Ianto's lack of lines, and people's propensity to speak in soliloquay. >>>>>Subscribe via Itunes!<<<<< Torchpenis Tumblr Boom's Sci Fi Website (Loving the Alien) Jacquie's Tumblr Boom's Tumblr
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Torchpenis - Episode 02 - Day One
In which Jacquie and Boom prefer the episode Day One to the episode Day One, and muse on the merits of ejaculate. >>>>>Subscribe via Itunes!<<<<< Torchpenis Tumblr Boom's Sci Fi Website (Loving the Alien) Jacquie's Tumblr Boom's Tumblr
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Torchpenis - Episode 01 - Everything Changes
In which Boom and Jacquie suppose try to understand the plot, and suppose it must all be a dream. >>>>>Subscribe via Itunes!<<<<< Torchpenis Tumblr Boom's Sci Fi Website (Loving the Alien) Jacquie's Tumblr Boom's Tumblr
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How many episodes does Torchpenis have?
Torchpenis currently has 20 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is Torchpenis about?
A podcast about the BBC show Torchwood with famed science-fiction blogger, Boom (Loving the Alien) and Jacquie famed asshole Torchwood fan.
How often does Torchpenis release new episodes?
Torchpenis has 20 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.
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Who hosts Torchpenis?
Torchpenis is created and hosted by Jacquie and Boom.
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