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Total Babble

Honest, funny, often biting.Emily is smart and Stew... well, he's kind of a court-jester asshole.You don't have to agree with everything, just be open and be real.

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    Episode 628: MMA Cage Fight to Defend Rachel Scott!!

    Have some Protein and Tylenol - Rachel Scott - The State of the World - Netflix is a Joke Festival, Tony Hinchliff; Chelsea Handler - One Nation… - DEI

  2. 99

    Episode 627: Infarction

    Get Better, Robert TDR - Neighbor Counseling With Stew - Game Hunting/The Animals Are Striking Back Again - Guess that Trump Absurdity - The Bison Buffalo Game - Tom Cruise Numerology Bullshit - Decaprio Relationships

  3. 98

    Episode 626: Babies Be Knifing

      Trump Assassination Attempt - Loud Music and Car People - Are You a Goat or Horse? - Sade? - Michael Jackson - Project Hail Mary/Milana

  4. 97

    Episode 625: We Need a New Gesture for Colonoscopy

    Colon Talk - Bullshit Contractors - 91 Year Old Welfare Check - Carnival Cruise Line to Pay $300k in Damages - Thievery is a Gateway Drug to Being a Politician - Not Content

  5. 96

    Episode 624: Like Julie Newmar at Buc-ee's Fun

    Julie Newmar, Sexual Identifier - Marvel/Star Wars Movies - Catching Up on Headlines: Pam Bondi got fired - TMZ in DC - Trump is Jesus - Iran's Eve of Destruction - Buc-ee's -  Artemis 2 - Healthcare - Tennessee Schoolboard Perv

  6. 95

    Episode 623: Homemade

    Blondie The Bear Follow Up - No Kings Day and "The Man" - Restaurant Talk -  People with Balls!! - What Should the Penalty for ICE Agents Be? Speaking Well of the Dead` - Congratulations to That Young Brainiac Boy! - The Comeback, High Potential, & The Pitt

  7. 94

    Episode 622: Double F---back

    Weird Chicken Improv - F It All… - YouKnow - Imani Coppola - Card Games - Punch the Monkey - "Bad" Words 

  8. 93

    Episode 621: Bearatorial

    Sticker Shock - TSA Shutdown - America's Presidential Crime Family - Blondie, the Bear. Punch the - Go for Stew! Punch the Monk… #^!%

  9. 92

    Episode 620: Cheeses of Nazareth

    Quick Thoughts - Oscars - Death and Taco Bell - FCC, Can still suck our ass… - YOU Fu*kin Round Up

  10. 91

    Episode 619: Lashing Out

    Kristi Noem - Los Angeles Public Transportation Ride the D!! - FCC and call centers - Home Improvement With Emily - Hurricane Melissa is Being Retired - When News Anchors F Up! - A RUDE Lashing

  11. 90

    Episode 618: The Next Thing I hear is a F_cking Flute!!!

    Children of Babble - Only 6 Girls on the Planet Like Rush, 2112! - Conflict at Costco - Welcome to a New world… War - James Talerico and Jasmine Crockett - Anthropic - What's Wrong with the Youth of Today? - Bafta Awards Controversy Please be aware this episode was intended to be called "Hate-Fucking Lauren Boebert," but I swear we've used that title before.  

  12. 89

    Episode 617: Ever Find Yourself Nude & Vomiting inside a Trash bag?

    Flooded and Vomiting in Canada- Canadians, Better Than Normal People? - Colbert and Tallerico  - Boycott CBS Paramount Skydance Streaming and Apps - Australian Slurry - Bill McClintock's Smooth OpeRATTor

  13. 88

    Episode 616: Self Emptying

    Sick Again (GREAT  Led Zeppelin song,  but I digress) - Where's our Antifa checks? - What if Pam Bondi was a Waitress? Check April Ajoy on the Socials - Why All the Cock-eyed Freaks - Overcompensating for Immigrants and Racism - You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Vote - The Erika Kirk Tapes - Captain Tio!

  14. 87

    Episode 615: Cardi B is a Flaptastic Olympic Athlete!!

    Well, Those Don't Fit Me - Super Bowl, Bad Bunny, Kid Rock - Penis Gate - Ape Gate - James Carville's Message of Hope

  15. 86

    Episode 614: Did Donald Make a Boom Boom?

    Groundhogs - Catherine O'Hara - Trump Pop Culture Report - Epstein - The Super Bowl??? - Music Talk - STHAFM Thanks to 'Psychology Simplified' on youtube for the clip, Check out their full length version.

  16. 85

    Episode 613: Defeated by Billy Gibbons!!!

    More Minnesota - Billy Gibbons - Stew's Hare Krishna Roundabout Date - Kids & Screen Time -  St Louis Escaped Monkeys!!!

  17. 84

    Episode 612: BIg Refund Energy

    I almost called this one Jack 4 Tax!!! But you know… Are we Invading Iceland or Greenland, Daddy? - Target -  Jackson Hewitt Refund Jeans. Give Lilly a Raise! - More Target - Is the Ultra Right Actually Stupid (Thanks to Bleeker Mason …er Keegan Tatum).

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    Episode 611: The Opposite of Light

    The Small Talk - Kate Hudson and Hugh Jackman Joke Time - Nikki Glaser Has Balls - Sean Penn Giving Health Advice - Minneapolis, Renee Nicole Good - San Diego Parking Meters - UFOs (UAPs)

  19. 82

    Episode 610: You Don't Have to Put on the Red Light

    Catching Up - Lots of ICE Talk - Venezuela Cheeto Hitler - Sports Announcer Suspended -  - Will Smith - TV/Movies

  20. 81

    Episode 609: May Your New Year Be the Best Year, Heart-Hands.

    Hell, Everybody!! - Ted 2 The Bear (Teddy Fuxpin) The Saga Continues - Dumb Quicks Thoughts - Taking on Big Fruit!! - When Garbage and Kiss Go Bad - Animal Assholes in Museums - Kids and Their Values… LUPUS!!! The Girl with the Hickies Had Lupus.

  21. 80

    Episode 608: Can Someone Please Tell Us What the Bear is Saying? We're Serious!

    Emily's Face - Catch Up - Quick Death Round Up, Australian Terrorist Attack & Rob Reiner - The Taylor Swift Documentary -  A Very Special Christmas Story (Audio) - Total Babble Holiday Gift Exchange - Pluribus Talk

  22. 79

    Episode 607: Nobody is at Your Front Door

    The Ding Dong Ditch Attempt - Videogames Used to be Harder When We Were Better - The Progressive Insurance Hit Song - Christians Against Ice/We Are Religious Experts - AI and Kids. Teddy Fuxpin - A Burglar Fell Asleep in a Business… - Even Canadian Hijackers, Better Than Normal People - Salmonella for Christmas!! - Yuletards

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    Episode 606: Episode 517

    Catching Up: A Young Boy, Wrapped in the Holiday Spirit, Dentist, The True Meaning of Thanksgiving - Pluribus - Cameron Crowe. The Uncool - Kate Beckinsale on Jimmy Kimmel - No, It's a Meat Tenderizer!! - Knock Knock

  24. 77

    Episode 605: Our Conspiracies are Better!

    Catching Up - Whistles for ICE? - President Piggy/A Moment of Prayer - SNL - More Epstein/Megyn Kelly - Quick Youtube Out of Context - Emily's Grab Bag

  25. 76

    Episode 604: Big Betty the Big Boobed Blonde Bomber

    Talk Like an Egyptian - Politics… Democrats Fuck It All Up (Thanks to Internet Today on YouTube); Manny - Honeycomb's Big With Law-suits! - Ever Rob a Bank or Kill Someone with a Bag of Doritos?

  26. 75

    Episode 603:...You Got the Best!!!... Sluttikiss

    America, Fuck Yeah!! - Total Babble Sports (World Series) - Why is it Wet Leg? - Frozen Burrito Inventor Dies - Bernaner Sanders - ICE Agent employment PSA - Katy Perry Exploitive or Giving (is Stew the Asshole)?

  27. 74

    Episode 602: A Very Special Halloween

    6-7... Slang - Show Stuff - Listener John Mash Up! - Stew, Neighborhood Do-Gooder  - Sabrina Carpenter - Halloween Stuff… Can Dogs See Ghosts? Zombie Pig Apocalypse 

  28. 73

    Episode 601: Killing in the Name

    Show Stuff - No Kings Day - God Damn it, Helen!! - If you See Gas, Say Gas - Mischievous Pancakes - Home Improvement - Light Bulbs, Biggest Scam in the History of This Country - A Firefighter in Training

  29. 72

    Episode 600: Plenty of Dong for Everyone

    Show Stuff and Party Hats - Death at Disneyland, D4! - Melania Trump - Close Encounters of the Boebert Kind… No, Not a Hand-job - 

  30. 71

    Episode 599: Only Gone and Done It

    Catching Up - Look for the 1A Committee in Social Media. Support them!!- Taylor Swift is a God Damn Whore in a Great Way!!! - Melania Whoo ya!! - Kristi Noem Has the Shits - Riffing on Contact Lenses - If We Were Dinosaurs

  31. 70

    Episode 598: Batman and Robert

    Catching Up - Some Politics - My God is Fine With Mockery - Dog Hypocrisy and Headaches - A Good Deal on Organic Groceries - "Never Not Better The Next Day" - Taylor Swift Life of a Showgirl - Trump, Tate or Hitler or West Game

  32. 69

    Episode 597: You Doddering Old Dipshit Dolt, Stop it!

    Jimmy Kimmel Versus the Toadie Cunt - Ron Perlman - Brian Kilmeade - Tylenol - Autism

  33. 68

    Episode 596: Movie day! It's Like a Once a Year Holiday

    Charlie Kirk - Five Dollar Granny - Spinal Tap 2 and Hamilton - Liquid Death's 11 Pack - Heal with Crystals… and Cats?

  34. 67

    Episode 595: Don't Do the Dew

    Glimmer of Humanity - Mr. Beast VERS-US Prince - Mountain Dew Analogies - Druski - GTA Fill Up - Chocolate Music Taste Test

  35. 66

    Episode 594: There is No Microphone She Can't Kill

    Death - Don't Wash Your Seat Covers - Will Smith's AI - Potato, an Origin Story - Peacemaker Talk

  36. 65

    Episode 593: There's a Devil With a Mullet Like a Cockatoo

    Catching Up - Peacemaker Season 2!! - Sample Court! Come on Costco!! Costco Jonah Hill!! - Target -  Taylor Swift Marriage

  37. 64

    Episode 592: No Means No

    Power for the Elderly? - Elli, a Guy With Huge Ones Going After ICE - Dealing With the Door to Door People/Dudes are Gross – Pee Timing - Pepsi, Where's My Jet? - Drug Talk

  38. 63

    Episode 591: Anyone Need Some Apple Stuff?

    Breaking Up With Apple - South Park and Kristi Noem - Dean Cain has joined ICE - Soccer? - Jim Jefferies

  39. 62

    Episode 590: Sexual Harassment Panda

    Workplace Training Video 3000 - Jimmy Kimmel Doesn't Want His Emmy - Wedding Proposal PhotoBomb - Matt Rife Buys Annabelle Doll/Stand Up Comedy. Talk - Sydney Sweeney's Jans

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    Episode 589: King Asshole & The Brie Bear

    Stew's Butt - Emily's Newest Celebrity Doppelganger - South Park - Coyote vs Acme - Terror Duck Update?How to Make Money off a Geese Plot!! - Coldplay Cheater

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    Episode 588: We Broke Down Doors & Made Ourselves Sick for This Show

    Doors and Vomit… Hey! New band! - Who Wants to Just Go Live on a Farm? - Stephen Colbert… Boycott ANYTHING Paramount - Think Our President is a Kid F'er?

  42. 59

    Episode 587: That Duck's Got A Knife!

      False, Blind Patriotism - Jason Mamoa in a Mosh Pit - The Bear - TSA and Swamp Crotch, Farts on a Plane - Duck Terrorizes Town -White Actress Denied Black Roles Sues San Diego Library - More Solving the World's Problems

  43. 58

    Episode 586: Hi, Cartoon Steve. How Are You?

    Catching Up... Young Sheldon, TV, Turnstile, Haim - The (Will) Smith Family Still Sucks - Pumpkin Jail Wine - Steve Burns - Bruce the Bat Dog - Sort of a Youtube out of context (Chris Robinson's Dong)

  44. 57

    Episode 585: Diversity Harassment

    Catching Up - Violence Begets Violence? - When People in the Media Fuck Up - Diego Luna Hosting Jimmy Kimmel

  45. 56

    Episode 584: We're Taking it Back!!

    Stew is a Dick - Not a Day for Kings! Protestor Interviews - America, Fuck Yeah!! - It's Like a Simpson's Birthday - Rides for Immigrants - Don't Kiss the Depressed

  46. 55

    Episode 583: It's Not Just OK, It's Mandatory to be Angry

    The Invasion of LA - Trump Rumors - Time to go Punk Rock!!!  Listen: Turnstile - Never Enough"   Credit to soymiguelcontreras on tiktok for audio at the end.

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    Episode 582: Parenting & Concentration Camps

    Small Talkin' - Parenting - Flip Your Baby - The Taco Movement - Applesauce on Hamburgers - Taylor Swift and Her Catalog - Military Wife Detained; Deported When Trying to Visit Husband on Vacation

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    Episode 581: Horrors Persist, But So Do We.

    Show Stuff - Protesting;Talk to Old People, New(er) Protest Songs:  Don Henley "I Will not Go Quietly" Goo Goo Dolls "Flat Top" - Kindergartener Gives Out Jello Shots - Total Babble Olympics - Pregnant News Anchor Goes Into Labor While on Air - Circumcision - What's the Deal With Tom Cruise? - Sexual Harassment?

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    Episode 580: Finger Guns, a Deep Dive.

    Wrong President - Guitar Center Marketing - Emily Navratilova - Bieber, Losing It - Doot Doot Doot Doot Do Do - Dean Del Rey - Voting

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    Episode 579: Emily & Stew's Abduction Medical

    Papal Follow Up - Mother's Day - Fricken Lasers and Probes - Emily and Stew's Abduction Medical - Amber Heard's Demon Spawn - Diddy Trial - It's OK to Show Boobs if They're Cut Off - Alyson Welborne Video

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Honest, funny, often biting.Emily is smart and Stew... well, he's kind of a court-jester asshole.You don't have to agree with everything, just be open and be real.

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