Total Recall With Jasper & Friends!

In which JP pours himself a glass of whiskey and works through his reaction to THE ODYSSEY. It goes about how you'd expect. We'll see ya in the fall!

If there's one podcast to losten to while on you're way to watch THE ODYSSEY, it's this one! Madeline and JP answer all the questions you have, and even a few that you don't about the Nolan-verse & The Odyssey ahead of the epic's release. We will also discuss Olivia Wilde's THE INVITE and Madeline will AGAIN come directly for the throat of Emily Blunt's plastic surgeon. We will see you at some point next week for an Odyssey pod.

*In a perfect impression of the guy from PIXAR's Brave* "IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO BUILD A BOMB.... WOULDJA?!" Madeline & Theo stop by for an extended chat about Nolan's billion dollar best picture winner. If you are reading this, that means its early in the morning and I haven't gotten up yet and edited a real episode description in yet. Why aren't you asleep? Its 6:30 in the morning. go to bed!

Mike and Pete take the reins for the penultimate pre-Odyssey episode of Total Recall & The Christopher Nolan-Thon, and after more episodes than he'd like to admit, Jasper puts himself on the hot seat to recall his favorite film of ALL FRIGGIN TIME: Tenet. We will also discuss Mike's favorite directors, our top five FOX animated sitcoms and sneak in a quick ad for modelo especial. It's a good one. We'll see you on Monday for The Odyssey

Nolan-thon rolls on with DUNKIRK, a movie that dares to ask: "Is war hell?" Also covered, at no extra cost: How many times would Adam and I die during the events of Dunkirk AND more importantly whether Lacrosse is the definitive sport of the future.We'll see you Thursday for TENET!!!!

You: Absolutely nothing...Me: "In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind... Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"

One half of the baddies themselves return, not to give out made up awards, but to take to the stars as we recap INTERSTELLAR. Lily will also gift us with a song or two and an exhaustive breakdown of the various seating options available at her Dad's home. It's a good one. We'll see you on THURSDAY for more Total Recall

Felt weird even typing 'em in that order, but hey, an ally's gotta do what an ally's gotta do. America's favorite fiancés are back on the show in what many are calling the unruliest episode of the show YET. We're talking dueling Bane impressions, a broken countdown clock and a hard deadline to watch HotD at 9 PM. GET INTO IT!!!!

Hello my lovely listeners. Sorry I missed last week. You deserve better than that, and I promise, from this point forward, I'm gonna give it to ya. Well. Hold on. Maybe from Thursday forward, because this episode is all over the friggin place. Click around to the topic of your choice below, and I'll see you Thursday for The Dark Knight Rises....RIP James Burrows (2:42) World Cup Complaints (16:54) Off Campus Character Rankings - WITH MADELINE! (30:38) Disclosure Day (42:56) Naming Some Guys (49:26)

It was all a dream, etc, etc... Pat & Liv join the show to discuss INCEPTION, a movie JP got a little too obsessed with as a teenager. Not obsessed enough to make a wish on a one-wish-willow, but just obsessed enough to force his Dad to drive him to the mall against his will. Come for JP's impression of Marion Cotillard, stay for the first ever out-of-order recap in Total Recall history!

INTRODUCE A LITTLE CHAOS INTO YOUR PODCASTING ROUTINE, and join Lindsey, Chase and JP as they try to record a whole podcast exclusively in Christian Bale's batman voice. Fair warning friends, this is the silliest episode of the THE NOLAN-THON and I don't really think its close. I love it almost as much as The Joker loves school busses. See ya next week!

JP and Madeline convene to decide, once and for all, who from Survivor 50 is worthy of returning in future seasons. Our word is LAW and we expect it to be followed TO THE LETTER (cc: Jeff Probst). Be warned, we will be spoiling Season 50 as a part of this episode.Stay tuned for more bonus episode if and when I feel the urge. The Dark Knight with Lindsey & Chase is up on Nolan-Thon next week. See ya there.

Are you listening closely? Good, because this episode is very quiet and you'll need to press your ear right up to your speaker to hear it properly. Ross returns to the show today to break down THE PRESTIGE and definitely not get into a magical blood feud with JP that'll eventually cost us more than we can possibly fathom. We'll also discuss science museums, the current state of the muppets and why Ross' Grandpa seems like the coolest guy who ever lived.

Total Recall & The Christopher Nolan-Thon rolls on as Sarah rejoins the pod to discuss Nolan's seminal superhero adaptation: BATMAN BEGINS. They will also share thoughts on The Devil Wears Prada 2, Bears vs. Snakes and the importance of trains to a thriving modern metropolis. What more could you possibly want from a podcast?!

Total Recall & The Christopher Nolan-Thon rolls on with INSOMNIA (a movie about not sleeping) and Madeline (a girl who looooooooooves sleeping).DISCLAIMER: Do not listen to this podcast if you or anyone in your family suffers from insomnia. Its too engaging. You won't be able to stop and you'll never sleep again.Seriously... Insomniacs*, I've seen the future. After years of repeat listening, you go mad. You start yelling "They're called overalls cause they go OVER ALL YOUR CLOTHES" at dinner parties like you just figured it out. But not only did you already know, you said as much fifteen minutes ago. It's strange and our friendship never really recovers.Please. Leave this episode alone. For everyone's sake.*New band name, I call it!

Welcome to Total Recall & The Christopher Nolan-Thon, ya goofs. JP here, back with one of my world famous episode descriptions. I know. I know. I missed them too.My good pal Pete gets things started with MEMENTO! A film he, ironically enough, doesn't remember much of... but when have we ever let a small detail like that ruin our fun?I'm writing this here episode description on Monday, May 4th. Madeline and I just saw Star Wars at a sold out Paris Theater* and I feel like I can fly. I hope you enjoy the episode. I'm biased, but I think its a hoot and a half.See you next Tuesday!*The one in New York, not the one in Paris... I HAVE WORK TOMORROW!

We've never been this back. Total Recall & The Christopher Nolan-Thon starts NEXT WEEK!Speed Racer's long-overdue victory lap (4:46) The insane "Time To JFK" taxi ads (13:06) Ryan Gosling's plea for a healthy relationship (23:02) The way Mikey Day screams "AERIAL TRAMWAY!" (25:37) Movie theaters, refusing to get out of their own way (27:50) Queen Cirie, taking control of Survivor 50 (42:20) What exactly is the LA Clippers' plan? (49:40) The patriotic empathy of HBO's Neighbors (54:41) Bridget Jones, dancing through the credits (1:03:06) Jury Duty embraces it's inner Willy Wonka (1:09:18)

So long and thanks for all the fish!

Learn all about Bad Film Club HERE! We'll be back next Monday with THE BIG OL' FINALE!

Only two more episodes to go! See ya next Monday!

Howdy folks! Madeline here! In this episode, Jasper and I take to the mics to tell you about our favorite first watches of the year. You already know what to expect from the two of us (and we really deliver!): a couple of classic Boy Movies, a free Tubi advertisement or two, swoon-worthy rom coms, many mentions of DVDs, AND MORE.I'm writing this here episode description on the best day of the week: Sunday! We're watching movies here today (surprise, surprise) and ordered some Chinese food. We spent the weekend bopping around the city with my parents who were in town (hi mom and dad!) and Jasper watched the Clippers win a couple of times. Jasper will be back with more pods for you next Monday, but don't worry - I will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

A brief (by my standards) state of the union address followed by HP rankings from...JP (9:40) Lindsey (15:25) Kenz (17:45) Mom (22:35) Pete (28:36) Madeline (38:57) Kate (42:15) Pat & Some Other Hooligans (47:20) We'll be back with favorite first watches next week!

4 teams. 8 people. 1 winner. Decide for yourself on INSTAGRAM.PS: Please excuse the audio. There were eight of us and only four mics.

"The boy who lived, come to podcast" Our Harry Potter marathon wraps up with Kate & The Deathly Hallows Part Two. We went for two FULL hours and added a third guest three-quarters of the way through, because no one explicitly said it was against the rules. Play along and look at JP's list HEREVote for Kate on Instagram HEREI hope you've enjoyed listening as much as we've enjoyed making this very silly show. Here's the schedule for the rest of the year:12/25 - THE CHRISTMAS MOVIE DRAFT with The Pikes12/29 - Harry Potter rankings from across the Total Recall Universe.

"Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously Podcast!" Madeline stops by for the penultimate entry of Total Recall and the Harry Potter Marathon. We discuss the Deathly Hallows Part One, JP's tips for the perfect kiss and Miley Cyrus's astrology chart. Its a good time, we promise. Play along and look at JP's list HEREVote for Madeline on Instagram HERE

"You dare use my own Podcast against me!" We're officially in the home stretch, as Sarah joins the show to recap the mad and moody escapades of Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince. We will also cover: Middle School dances, the best hook up places at Hogwarts and DRACO LOOKING GOOD IN A THAT BLACK SUIT!Play along and look at JP's list HEREVote for Sarah on Instagram HERE

"And you'll never know love, or Podcasts. And I feel sorry for you." Lindsey and Chase are back on the mics today to discuss JP's favorite Harry Potter movie, The Order Of The Phoenix. Come to hear my computer malfunction in real time, stay for Chase's Delores Umbridge impression.Play along and look at JP's list HEREVote for Lindsey & Chase on Instagram HERE

"Oi Hermione... You're a podcast" Our 2-time champ Cass returns with a vengeance (& a fiancée) to recap the Tri-Wizard tournament. Is a three-peat (Three-PETE?) on the horizon? Tune in to find out!Play along and look at JP's list HEREVote for Pete & Cass on Instagram HERE

"I solemnly swear that this PODCAST IS GOOD" Mike returns to the show to recap / gush endlessly about Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban. Will JP attempt a Jamaican accent? You bet your ass he will! Is it any good? I think we both know the answer to that...Also covered, the top five foods we'd least like to share and why Shrek 2 is easily better than Shrek 1. We'll see you Monday for the Tri Wizard TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!Play along and look at JP's list HEREVote for Mike on Instagram HERE

"GOOD PODCAST, CRABBE!" Katie joins JP to continue Total Recall and The Harry Potter marathon with The Chamber Of Secrets (Wonder what's in there?) Come for Katie's perfect Mrs. Weasley Impression, stay for JP's in depth thoughts on 8 Mile.Play along and look at JP's list HEREVote for Katie on Instagram HERE

Happy Thanksgiving, ya goofs! Total Recall and the Harry Potter marathon continues on Monday. Vote for your favorite table on INSTAGRAM.

"You're a podcast, Harry!" Anum & Elise join JP to kick off Total Recall and The Harry Potter marathon, a whole new show that I really, really, really hope you like, because I have new episodes coming every Monday & Thursday through Christmas and it's way too late to turn back now.Play along and look at JP's list HEREVote for Anum & Elise on Instagram HERE

After recording back-to-back-to-back episodes, a completely exhausted JP attempts to explain what's coming up on the pod. Does he succeed? YOU DECIDE!The real thing starts Monday, see the full schedule on Instagram HERE.

We'll see you in November for Harry friggin' Potter!!!!

For the last time in round two, WHAT THE HECK IS UP PARTY PEOPLE?! JP here for one final ride down Total Recall mountain. Sitting next to me on today's podcoaster is my good friend Addy, who's here to tell all of you just how little he remembers of Paris, Texas. We'll also do some basketball talk and I'll reveal the seven teams who've officially clinched their spots in the Harry Potter Round!Speaking of basketball, I'm writing this here episode description on Wednesday, October 22nd. My favorite team, the Los Angeles Clippers, are currently getting our asses handed to us by the friggin' Utah Jazz. Yeah, you read that right. The friggin' Utah Jazz. I know this is very stockholm syndrome of me, but man, I missed being this pissed off about basketball. I am positively livid, and I wouldn't have it any other way.See y'all for a quick update next week, and then we'll be back with Harry Potter and some other goodness in November!

Hello and Happy Monday! Let's get the important part done first: You can listen to Pete's new podcast DIGGING IN by clicking THIS LINK. I'm almost certain you won't regret it, but on the off chance you do, please direct all complaints to Yo Momma's House, as that's where Pete can be reached. In today's episode, Pete uses an assortment of props to tell us all about his new show AND the plot of Jurassic Park III. Spoiler: He'll do a much better job with one of those tasks than the other.I'm writing this here episode description on Sunday, October 19th. In this week's edition of "Oh shoot, JP's getting old" News: I think I threw out a muscle in my hip, folks. Its been bothering me for a while, but today I woke up and could barely walk without a noticeable limp. So that's been fun. In more positive news, I am in the midst of my first full series Harry Potter marathon in at least a decade. I have so much to say, and you'll hear all of it and more very soon. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy this episode, and I'll hope a day's worth of stretching and a good night's sleep will cure whatever ails my aging body. See ya Thursday for the round two FINALE!!

What is up party people! Are you all ready to RAGE!? Good, because Mike is here to take on you a trip to Salt Lake City, Utah where the party scene is as punky as the water is salty. Also, someone WILL BE SHOT by the end of this episode. So uhhhhhh look out for that. And look out for a new recall center coming Saturday morning!

Hey there. Nice to see ya again. You look good. Real good. Maybe too good. Damn. Okay, I gotta look away. It's getting distracting and I have an episode description to write... Alicia returns to the show today to discuss The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. We had a grand old time working our way through this very strange, but I think very fun, movie. We also talked about a whole bunch of other stuff, including, but not limited to, our mutual love of will-they won't-they TV kisses. I'm writing this here episode description on Monday, October 13th. We've had a stormy and gross long weekend in New York City, so I'd just like to take this speak specifically to my weighted blanket: I missed so much you, old friend. And I hope you've enjoyed the last few days as much as I did.

The schedule for this week:Monday: The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy - AliciaThursday: SLC Punk! - Mike

Hey gang! JP here! Happy Thursday and all that sort of stuff. Kate and Bonnie, the CHAMPIONS of round one, are defending their crown by recalling Hairspray, a movie I'd never seen before prepping this episode. And friends, let me tell you, that is NOT what I thought Hairspray was about. Not even close. I'm writing this here episode description on Wednesday, October 8th. Madeline is on the phone with me right now DEMANDING that I say hi to her hundreds of adoring fans. I told her, "Madeline, you're being too humble. You have millions of fans," but she's not having any of it. In other news, I bought all of Battlestar Galactica on Blu Ray for 40 bucks. God bless boutique online DVD sales. I'll see y'all for more recall center on Saturday.

What up!? JP here to announce that our long national nightmare is officially OVER! Total Recall is back, baby! Speaking of, Rachel, Alex and Liadan are also BACK to break down the twist-filled delights of CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE. I'm writing this here episode description on Sunday, October 5th. Madeline and I spent the morning watching Survivor. We're on season 43, which I'm mixed-to-negative on so far. I mean, its fine, I just think there's been a big drop off in gameplay from 41/42. I spent the afternoon recording future episodes with Mike and Pete. We talked for almost three hours and you'll get to hear every last minute of it very soon. I know... I know... I wanted to us to go longer too. Anyway, its been a good day. See you Thursday FOR MORE TOTAL RECALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Typical Total Recall programming returns on Monday!!!

In a very special, and very loopy, bonus episode JP and Madeline give you a recap of their week in Toronto. Complete with mini reviews and superlatives for...THE LOST BUS (3:43)ROOFMAN (8:16)THE CAPTIVE (12:43)BAD APPLES (17:25)NORMAL (22:46)ETERNITY (27:11)HAMNET (31:33)FRANKENSTIEN (36:40)BALLAD OF A SMALL PLAYER (41:45)NOUVELLE VAGUE (44:10)THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE (48:00)A USEFUL GHOST (51:06)NO OTHER CHOICE (53:21)WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (59:40)THE CHRISTOPHERS (1:06:13)ADULTHOOD (1:09:34)HEDDA (1:11:52)

See ya in a few weeks!

Hey there! JP here! Welcome back to the podcast. We missed ya. Muah. That was the sound of kissing you cause I missed ya so damn much. On today's episode, Kroone returns to recap MONEYBALL, a stone-cold masterpiece. Will he make Madeline cry? Only time will tell (Hint: Yes, but in a good way)I'm writing this here episode description on Wednesday, September 3rd and as I mention toward the end of the pod,I'll be on a bit of a break after today. We'll have one more recall center on Saturday and then I'll be dark for at least the next week or two. Oh, don't be sad. Seriously, It's not you, its me. I understand if you wanna see other podcasts while I'm gone. I'm not happy about it, but I get it. I'll think of you every day, and I'll be back with more regular episodes before you know it.

What up? JP here. I know its a holiday, but here at Total recall we take NO DAYS OFF! Well except Tuesdays. And Wednesdays. And Fridays. And most Saturdays. Anyways, in this episode... season one champion Cass returns to the show to break down in The Happening in EXHAUSTIVE DETAIL, and tie HER OWN RECORD for longest ever episode of Total Recall in the process. I'm writing this here episode description on Sunday, August 31st. Weirdly enough, I spent most of the day in the car with Pete and Cass, showing Lonely Island songs to Madeline who hadn't heard ALMOST ANY OF THEM! Don't worry, don't worry. I'm working on it. We spent a lovely weekend in the suburbs with Season One guests and real life good pals John & Kenz and their adorable new baby boy. Heart is full. Stomach is even fuller. Being an adult ain't bad sometimes. Anyways, enjoy the day off. I'll see you ThursdayGuest: CassIntern: PeteLogo: RossMusic: ChaseEverything Else: JP

What up!? Welcome to another episode of the podcast... or should I say...podCRASH! Lindsey and Chase are here to discuss the classic bromantic comedy WEDDING CRASHERS, a movie LINDSEY STARRED IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOTAL RECALL HAS OFFICIALLY MADE THE BIG TIME BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm writing this here episode description on Wednesday, August 27th. Jurassic Park 3 is on the old TV, and Pete and Cass are on the new couch. You'll hear all about this evening on the podcast in a month or so, but until then I'll just say this: Me personally, I wouldn't let me boyfriend take my son parasailing near the island with all the dinos. But hey, that's just me. Guests: Chase & LindseyIntern: MadelineMusic: ChaseLogo: RossEverything Else: JP

Hello! Another day, another podcast, as the saying goes. Sarah's back on the show to discuss CHALLENGERS, last year's most expensive Uniqlo commercial. We also talk about F1 (both the movie and the sport) and hear Sarah's passionate stance on threesomes. It’s a good one, folks.I'm writing this here episode description on Sunday, August 24. Madeline's on the couch next to me, we just ate a big old pile of chinese takeout and now we're watching Knives Out in anticipation of our impending visit to the great white north. Life ain't too bad. See ya Thursday.Guest: SarahIntern: KatieMusic: ChaseLogo: RossEverything Else: JP

8 down. 10 to go. The madness continues Monday.

What up? JP here, coming at you with another rambling, grammatically incoherent episode description. I know, your favorite!!!Today we are joined by Katie (great hang, even better pal) to discuss Aladdin (great guy, even better movie), but before we get to all that, she's gonna list off the 5 hottest Disney princesses (2d animation + Tangled ONLY)I'm writing this on a rainy Wednesday, August 20th. Kate The Roommate is spending the evening getting ready for her BRAND NEW JOB! So I'm alone in the living room, eating some gnocchi and watching the Michael Keaton film Goodrich (more like prettygoodrich). Anyways, hope you enjoy the episode, and we'll see ya on Saturday for our next RECALL CENTER!!!!Guest: KatieIntern: DeanLogo: RossMusic: ChaseEverything Else: JP