Traumatized with Erin and Jason

Unfettered proliferation of AI is probably fine and nothing to worry about. Anyway, here's our discussion of Terminator 2: Judgement Day. [email protected] @traumatizedcast

The nation that brought us The Peanut Butter Solution is back at it with another absolute baffling banger of a film. Join us as we puzzle our way through another wild Canadian ride, Jacob Two-Two Meets the Hooded Fang. [email protected] @traumatizedcast

Since our planned discussion of Revenge of the Nerds was derailed because it's so problematic we had to order a Blu-Ray on the dark web, we're talking about the next best thing, Real Genius.   [email protected] @traumatizedcast  

*Unchained Melody plays softly in the background* Join us as we discuss the most romantic movie your mom has ever seen, the absolute masterpiece that is Ghost.   [email protected] @traumatizedcast

If this movie was good, it would be awesome. But it's not, and that's why we're talking about it. Join us as we discuss a film that has been called "a good idea on paper:" Double Dragon. [email protected] On social @traumatizedcast

Slip into your favorite slightly problematic disguise and go undercover with us as we solve the mystery of whether this movie is as charming as we remember (it is.) We're discovering Who's Harry Crumb? on our latest episode.   Email us at [email protected] Find us on social at @traumatizedcast

Not content to celebrate Spooky Season with a movie that traumatized us, we're discussing a movie that traumatized an entire nation. In our Halloween episode, we're talking Ghostwatch. [email protected] IG: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Did an alien race travel through a wormhole to colonize our planet, seed our civilization, and enslave humanity to mine precious space-traveling minerals? Ancient alien theorists and the 1994 film Stargate say yes.   [email protected] facebook.com/traumatizedcast IG: @traumatizedcast  

Join us as we discuss Tremors: a movie that's an 8 on the Richter scale, but #1 in our hearts.   [email protected] IG: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

We both watched this movie. We both read the plot summary. We discussed it for a full 90 minutes. And yet, we're still not 100 percent clear about what exactly is going on. Join us as we decode the mysteries of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.   [email protected] facebook.com/traumatizedcast @traumatizedcast

This week, we're discussing a love story for the ages: a mediocre man taking credit for a woman's hard work. Join us as we discuss Mannequin.    [email protected] Instagram: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

This week, we're discussing a film about the romance between an intergalactic hottie, a hapless Earth scientist, and (inexplicably) Jimmy Durante. Join us as we take a deep dive into My Stepmother Is An Alien.   [email protected] FB+IG: @traumatizedcast  

Join us as we discuss The Magic in the Mirror, a baffling film in which a little girl passes through an antique mirror to save the world from murderous ducks hellbent on boiling people alive to make tea. Yes, really.   [email protected] Facebook + IG: @traumatizedcast Twitter: @traumatizedpodcast.com

If you say our names three times, we'll rise up from the Neitherworld to talk about Tim Burton's comedy-horror classic, Beetlejuice.   [email protected] Twitter + IG: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatized  

This spooky season, we're discussing a film about the scariest thing of all: unplanned pregnancy. Put your feet in the stirrups and scooch down toward us as we examine Look Who's Talking.   [email protected] facebook.com/traumatizedcast Twitter + IG: @traumatizedcast  

Men? Lovingly nurturing a baby? It's more likely than you think! Join us as we discuss Three Men and a Baby, a heartwarming comedy about child abandonment gone right.   [email protected] IG + It's still Twitter to us, dammit: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

Climb aboard our panty balloon and let's soar together on a journey through the confusing, off-putting, and frankly kind of gross world of The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. [email protected] IG + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Join us for yet another foray into a charming little movie about parental neglect as we discuss the various deadbeats of Big Girls Don't Cry...They Get Even.   IG + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast [email protected]

We're proving we're real Wilderness Girls by earning our podcasting patch with this discussion of  Troop Beverly Hills.   [email protected] IG + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

Strap on your Power Glove and join us on a journey to Video Armageddon as we discuss The Wizard. Come for the Super Mario 3, stay for the terrible parenting!   [email protected] IG+Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

It's our 100th episode! We're celebrating by discussing the one we've all been waiting for, so climb aboard our luckdragon and strap in, because it's time to talk about The NeverEnding Story.   [email protected] IG+Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

For the honor of Greyskull, I have the podcast! [email protected] Twitter + IG: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

One thing about this podcast I never could stomach: all the damn vampires. [email protected] Twitter + IG: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

Need a reset? You could choke on a South Korean chicken ball, die, come back to life, find out your husband got contacts and a new wife, and get yourself an upgraded revenge husband...or you could listen to us discuss Hello Again.   [email protected] IG + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast    

Pack your Star Case and get ready to activate your Wonder Twin powers, because we're gassing up the Winnie and hitting the road to Escape To Witch Mountain. [email protected] Twitter + IG: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Defund the robot police. [email protected] Twitter + IG: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Join us as we discuss The Pagemaster, a movie about books that will make you hate both movies and books. [email protected] Twitter + IG: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Nothing sets a tween girl's heart aflame like a Disney musical about child labor and worker's rights, so come to our sleepover, eat a whole tube of cookie dough, and get radicalized with us as we discuss Newsies! [email protected] IG + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

If you just can't get enough of motorcycles and skin-tight unitards, boy, do we have a movie for you! Join us as we discuss the adventures of the improbably named Ace Hunter and his phantom army of be-bodysuited boys in the 1982 action flick Megaforce.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Doctors hate this one weird trick for solving your town's dragon problem! We're here to share our dragon-busting thoughts as we discuss the 1981 sword and sorcery flick, Dragonslayer.   [email protected] Twitter + Instagram: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Unwrap our holiday gift to you: a very merry conversation about the 1999 holiday classic, The Mummy. [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

What's worse than Friday the 13th, but only slightly? Saturday the 14th, that's what. We're discussing this 1981 haunted house farce in this very spooky episode.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Join us as the brilliant creative minds at Dow Chemical sweep us away into a cinematic monster mash of a film that is exactly as good as you'd expect a movie financed by Dow Chemical to be. We're talking Transylvania 6-5000 on this week's spooky episode.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast Facebook.com/traumatizedcast

This week, we're taking a break from our usual content to discuss the complex political climate in war-torn Shadaloo. Just kidding; we're completing our fighting video game movie adaptation duology with a conversation about Street Fighter. Also: bonus cursed content at the end that you should really put your earbuds in for. [email protected] Twitter + IG: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

In this episode, we're yanking your spine out of your body—with laughter! Join us as we discuss the 1995 film adaptation of Mortal Kombat. Flawless victory!   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Hackers is a movie about computers written, directed, and acted by people who don't know how computers work and also think they might be magic. Grab your best cargo vest and tiny '90s sunglasses and hack the planet with us.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast.

We're finally back in the studio for a face-to-face journey through the good (convincing puppetry!) and the very bad (brownface!) in the 1986 sentient robot romp, Short Circuit.    [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

What is best in life? To crush your podcast, to see it driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of its listeners. We're continuing our deep dive into the Schwarzen-oeuvre with Conan the Barbarian. Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast [email protected]  

Take this magic ticket and be transported into our podcast as we dodge explosions, bask in the zaddiness of early '90s Charles Dance, and try to answer the inevitable question: who's the first action hero? We're discussing Last Action Hero on this week's episode.   [email protected] Twitter + Instagram: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

What says the 1980s more than unsupervised children using dangerous toys to fight the clayamation forces of hell right after they get back from the mall? Join us as we discuss a truly bonkers entry in the My First Horror Movie genre, The Gate.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Much like your Christmas presents still stuck in the mail, our holiday episode may be late, but it's filled with holiday spirit—assuming holiday spirit means white hot rage. Join us inside our snowflake as we yell about the 2000 live-action version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Weird Al is a genius at song parody, and the world would be a better place if he just stopped there. Unfortunately, he decided to parley his talents into this parody of a "movie," and he's dragging all of us along with him. Join us as we direct our vitriol directly at the diseased heart of UHF.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Join us for a strange brew of erotic fantasy and junior high history class as we discuss the film that launched a thousand furries, Disney's Robin Hood.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Join us for a strange brew of erotic fantasy and junior high history class as we discuss the film that launched a thousand furries, Disney's Robin Hood.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Spooky szn never dies, so string up some garlic, grab a crucifix, and sharpen up your stakes, because we're hunting that terrifying creature of the night, some dude named Jerry. You have to invite us in as we discuss Fright Night.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

Travel back in time with us to 1989, a simpler year when simple dudes can teach us important lessons like "be excellent to each other," and also to not trust your kid brother to babysit the short dead dude you kidnapped to help you with your history report. We're discussing the extremely triumphant, almost completely non-bogus Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Party on, dudes. [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast Facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Travel back in time with us to 1989, a simpler year when simple dudes can teach us important lessons like "be excellent to each other," and also to not trust your kid brother to babysit the short dead dude you kidnapped to help you with your history report. We're discussing the extremely triumphant, almost completely non-bogus Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Party on, dudes. [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast Facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Don't touch that dial, because we're about to enter the circle of hell where couch potatoes are tormented by trying to survive 24 hours in an infernal version of some of the most current TV shows of 1992. Join us as we discuss a cinematic time capsule: Stay Tuned. [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast Facebook.com/traumatizedcast

It's gaudy! It's glittery! It's...weirdly horny! It's Flash Gordon, the 1980 space opera about a football hero, a mad scientist, and a travel agent who get shot into space, battle evil and problematic racial stereotypes and save Earth from bad weather, all to the music of Queen. There's lot to get to the bottom of, and boy are we going straight to the bottom.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

We've returned from our unplanned summer break to bring you the disturbing notion that your appliances (some of them) are alive (depending on whether they have cords, maybe?) and have emotions and are always, always watching you. Thank your phone for bringing you our discussion about The Brave Little Toaster.   [email protected] Twitter + Instagram: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast