Trends in Low Places

Well, it's been one hell of a week since we recorded this in July 2024, but the boys are back and better than ever. Mike beats a dead horse, Michael gets himself an icy cold stew going, and we all learn a bit too much about Danica Patrick's obsession with our reptile overlords. It's our best yet.

The boys are back, and you can barely tell we recorded this 10 months ago! Michael fills his nostrils, Mike defends the right to run around in a big aquatic hamster ball, and we all mourn the loss of a real one – Steve Harwell, king of Smash Mouth.

The boys are back and Draculas are coming with them. Mike gets assimilated, Michael rides a pony, and we all go back to DaVinci times. It's our best yet.

The boys are back with an episode from the distant past! Mike blasts out of the Hulk, Michael karate chops a cobra, and we all fight every animal in the jungle. It's our best yet.

The boys are back after not missing a SINGLE week, and bad news - we're AI now. Mike becomes the Last Trendbender, Michael tells us how to spot a serial killer, and we all cross the Florida border for a treat. It's our best yet.

The boys are finally back to immediate wonder if CatDog is pooping into its own mouth. Mike explains why an AI will never predict his boners, Michael finally meets a frog too gross even for him, and we all bow down to our parkour robot overlords. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys celebrate the new king of cinema - Paddington Bear. Michael joins a boy band, Mike reveals a bold new vision for the Brendan Fraser cinematic universe, and we all bring our best side dishes for a rowdy Apology Dinner. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys made a horny one. Mike makes a plan to live rent-free in Jesus' head, Michael pulls a Jaleel White noodledoink, and we all spend too much time talking about the one rule for putting your own dick in your own butt. #dickbutt

This week, the boys are back to get playfully sacrilegious. Mike feeds Kirby the Eucharist, Michael turns his bones into music and we all stay very polite to Siri. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys talk about the only thing on the Internet – DIAMOND  HANDS and riding $GME to the moon. Mike impeaches a dog, Michael gets haunted by money ghosts, and we all knit some yarn boy suits. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys are back to play all the hits: dicks, balls, and Spam. Mike eats a delicious sin, Michael poses an unsolvable riddle, and we all put Ben Affleck in a trashcan. It's our best yet.

The boys are back, and this one is pure Christmas baby. Mike starts a Colonel Sanders OnlyFans account, Michael gets very into Paddington, and we all do flawless Jimmy Stewart impressions.

This week (well, from last month), the boys cancel Baby Yoda once and for all. Mike explores the Pope's long history of standing in the way of technology, Michael starts a fight club, and we all get very horny on main. It's our best yet.

We're gonna be honest – Mike was drunk for this one, and it shows. Mike pops and won't stop, Michael loses a bet, and we all make a statue of our favorite dogs.

The boys are back, and true to form they basically just talk about dicks the whole time. Mike remembers critical information about penis bones, Michael opens a secret box, and we all ponder Sam Neill's obsession with solitaire. It's our best yet.

This week the boys discover a prize sheep with a last-place hog. Mike goes nuts for a bad heist, Michael accidentally creates the Cars Extended Universe, and we all deliver flawless Kermit the Frog impressions. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys say it's finally time to bring Major Tom home from space. Mike writes the hot new song of the summer (a sequel to last year's song of the summer), Michael taunts the tigers of Africa by drawing eyes on his butt, and we all point guns at our downstairs. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys are finally back to boot-scootin'. Michael turns his back on Man's Best Friend, Mike wanders off the grid, and poems? We catch 'em all. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys are here to pitch you on a piping hot new business venture: the Soup Tube. Mike revisits the most important car anti-theft device of the 90s, Michael plugs into Animal Crossing Tinder dates, and we all celebrate Scrabble banning the use of slurs. It's our best yet.

This week the boys rub themselves raw untangling a frivolous lawsuit. Michael is once again fending off bloodsucking monsters from his peehole, Mike gratefully accepts Gen Z's hatred of Millennials, and good buddy Curtis swings by to open a can of WWE learning. We all pick up a Captain Planet dad meal from Burger King. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys are back and where the hell are our McMuffins, Stacey? Michael takes and breaks a vow of silence, Mike shares his most powerful brother move, and we all pitch a bold new vision for the NBA and ABC's fall television lineup. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys tackle the question on everyone's mind - yo, what the hell is up with pelicans? Michael gets handsy with Spider-Man, Mike invites PETA to his Animal Crossing island, and we all ride the slowest roller coaster on earth. It's our best yet.

After 17 long years, the boys are back! And honestly, this one's just for us. Michael reveals a list of his greatest fears, Mike explores the Daniel Day Lewis school of acting, and we all call for a reckoning against the sins of the Mackinac Island Popcorn Company. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys decide to make Quarantine Art. It goes poorly. Michael demands the Butthole Cut of CATS, Mike meets a really stupid robot. We all waste a lot of time. It's our best yet.

This week the boys flirt dangerously close to being funny. Mike decides it's finally time to make use of his balls, Michael sets the Monstars lineup for Space Jam 2, and we all get ready to kiss that dang Pope. It's our best yet.

This week, it's time for some dang BEE CRIMES. Michael gets all gabagool on some bees. Mike explores the dental fixation of the Furby race and really lays into Ralph Waldo Emerson's lazy ass. We all get mad hype about Love Is Blind. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys pretty much just share travel horror stories. Michael gets ready to ball out of control on a coronavirus cruise, Mike reveals why he doesn't drink on airplanes, and we weigh the many crimes of Honey I Shrunk The Kids 2. It's our best yet.

The boys are back to form the paramilitary retail sex assistants of Michael's dreams. Mike contemplates life as a bank robber, Michael helps an old man find his Republican Goddess, and we are all really excited to take money to tell you about how much Mike Bloomberg sucks. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys cook up a hot new dish of #ChickenOfTheTrees. Mike suggests innovative updates for mascot violence, Michael chugs milk in the Senate, and we all dip our dicks in soy sauce for the clout. Time to get buff with our hot new daddy, Jar Jar Binks.

This week, while you went to law school the boys studied the blade. Mike imparts some airtight legal advice that should absolutely never be followed, Michael gets a noseful of love, and we demand the return of trial by combat to settle all grievances. Buckle up for a brand new streaming service, because this is our best yet.

This week is mostly about farts and fart narc robots, and literally no one is sorry about that. Michael visits CES 2020 to hit the Nut Button, Mike fights the Master Poopmind AI, and we all take a stinky steam bath with God. It's our best yet.

This week, it's everyone's favorite time of the year – The Bad Sex in Fiction Awards. Mike introduces some hot new dog math, Michael invites his employer in to get a good whiff, and we all get freaky naughty with some books. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys start ranking Thanksgiving treats. Michael gets sweet vindication regarding pee parasites, Mike plays with his Captain Warman and Steelguy action figures, and we all donate our toes to mixology. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys turn TILP into the next great media franchise. Michael discovers a new career in dinner theater, Mike uncovers the most metal holiday of all time, and we all just get nasty on some hard-boiled eggs. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys get highly blasphemous. Mike pitches Communion 2.0, Michael gets sensual with a RoboCush, and we all deeply misunderstand the tenets and mysteries of the Catholic faith. Saints preserve and protect us, and also with you. It's our best yet!

This week, the boys take a deep dive into the Disney+ catalog and honestly – what the hell, y'all? Michael transforms into a Sexy Mr. Rogers, Mike vastly improves Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey, and we all miss Don Knotts just a whole ton. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys summon mastery of all four elements to do a bong. Michael resuscitates a very worn-out boy cat, Mike steals a golden toilet, and we dunk on Joe Biden for a while. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys stare American culture right in the crotch and find it lacking. Michael gets Thursday for some salty fries, Mike finds love in roadside places, and we all get very confused about sandwiches. It's our best yet.

This week the boys tackle the important questions first: what if horse, but faster? Mike mixes up a recipe for smooching the Colonel, Michael introduces the haunting origin story of a childhood hero, and we all get a bad case of whiskeyteeth. It's our best yet.

This week, we wonder when Pornhub will become Skynet. Michael claims his rightful title as Master and Commander on the Far Side of the Dunk, Mike fights off a pack of sex-craved robots, and we all commit SPACE CRIME BABY. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys get freaky in a public bathroom. Michael brags about being one of the 300 Americans to have tasted a Popeyes chicken sandwich, Mike demands we create monsters fit for our time, and we're officially a Hootie and the Blowfish fanfiction podcast now. Circle Circle, Dot Dot, Now I Have the Hootie Shot. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys get deep in the pig hole and something is hogging in the state of Denmark. Mike gets sweet vindication and creates the worst X-man, Michael cooks up big fall flavors, and we all clamp ourselves in for some office sumo wrestling. It's our best yet.

This week, 30-50 feral hogs arrive in the first 3-5 minutes of our children listening to the podcast. Mike applies for a brand new passport, Michael gets an ice-cold mouthful of hot dog, and we all break down the feel-good hit of the summer: Hobbs and Shaw. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys watch their moms jump a motorcycle over a volcano. Michael straps someone's mom to an exploding chair, Mike cools off his downstairs, and we all spend too much time talking about the big stink pig Pumbaa. It's our best yet.

This week the boys prepare for the sexual bonanza waiting at Area 51. Mike breaks down Pepsi's naval supremacy, Michael tries to sell some truly haunted furniture, and we both decide beanless coffee doesn't make the grade. It's our best yet.

AUDIO FIXED! Sorry if you downloaded previously with bad audio, but should be good to go. This week, the boys get all up in cancel culture because we've had just about enough of nut-faced old men. Mike once again considers Hogwarts poop physics, Michael roundhouse kicks the Bottlecap Challenge, and we judge the 2020 Democratic primary candidates by their terrible comfort food choices. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys recall one of their greatest hits and get REAL funky with this bunch. Mike becomes an absolute Minkus, Michael gets a mouthful of cream, and we get involved in Sora's big PetSmart scam. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys get their noses deep in some earthy wine. Michael steals nerd valor, Mike challenges Canada to single combat, and we all look out for the battle lizard turtle man. Kid Rock gives this one a half-star review.

This week, the boys are finally back and up to all their nasty old tricks. Mike considers the ethics of taxing a dog, Michael locks his smartphone forever, and Jesus tells us the new wages of sin. Hint: it's poop.

This week, the boys confront the profoundly grim reality of the Toy Story universe. Michael gets rock-hard abs, Mike confronts his greatest fears, and we all worry about Ant-Man’s current whereabouts. It’s our best yet.