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Triathlon Mockery
by Triathlon Mockery
Two young lads, Tom Oosterdijk and Max Stapley, happen to be professional triathletes, giving their opinions on tri-related things. Discussing weekly race results. And talk about the weekly main subject. Sit back, and enjoy listening to our BS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Validaded the IRONMAN Title for 2026
In this episode, Tom is bragging about his IRONMAN validation title, and Max shares his recent experience. They share race insights, travel hacks, and thoughts on triathlon culture, including the spirit of races like Ironman and the future of events like Roth. They also discuss travel tips, race...
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BACK! - Its Raceweek!
In this episode, Tom and Max discuss training routines, the mental aspects of sports, race experiences, and insights into sports nutrition and branding. They share personal stories, industry opinions, and practical tips for athletes and enthusiasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
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TUE's - a short cut to Legal doping?
In This episode Max and Tom share their weekly struggles, dive into the nuances of doping regulations and recent list releases of TUE's. The realities of professional and amateur sports doping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Pool etiquette is a myth
Max & Tom talk about Pool etiquettes, a specific kind of doping in ski jumping, the olympics and a gnarly train ride. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Pro Triathlon has changed!
In this episode of the Triathlon Mockery podcast, Tom and Max discuss their personal experiences with journaling and New Year's resolutions, highlighting the challenges of maintaining consistency. They share their recent racing highlights, including Max's competitive performance in Abu Dhabi, and...
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Airplane Bike weight allowance
In this episode, Max and Tom dive into the world of heat training, discussing its benefits and challenges. They explore the science behind heat adaptation and its potential as a new trend in athletic training. The conversation also touches on personal highs and lows, including training…
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Freezin Sauna Ballz
Tom and Max discuss the unusual winter weather in the Netherlands. They delve into the importance of structure in training, New Year's resolutions, and the evolution of triathlon organizations. The conversation also touches on the mental aspects of training, the significance of community support,...
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Spicy Thailand
In this episode, Max chats about his trainingcamp in Thailand, Tom about his little comeback and how he should plan training. Furthermore they talk about a few athletes that retire and for what reasons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Comeback is better than the setback
In this episode Max reflects on his end of the season, whilst Toms unveils a big new goal for him. Besides that they bust a typical IRONMAN Branded bullshitbuster and go in about the superior fitness off the Norwegians. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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PBs in whining: triathlete vs. man flu
In this episode Max and Tom talk about Tom's tragic man flu, Max his hospital visit in China, the men's world Champs, a precap on the womens World champs and a bust their own massive bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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A late Guess at the Champs
In this episode Max And Tom talk over their highs and lows, talk about the IRONMAN World champs thats coming up, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Espresso Lemonaid
Tom and Max discuss their recent training experiences, the competitive atmosphere in triathlon, and the challenges of launching new products. Tom And Max also reflect on the fast times at Ironman Copenhagen, the potential retirement of top athletes, and the evolving landscape of triathlon and...
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Training in a trisuit
Max started the week Hot at WTS Hamburg, with a recap. Tom is faced an awkward sauna occaision, and is back into a training rythm. They discuss training in a trisuit, the tour the france and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Clickbait IRONMANs
In this episode Tom & Max talk about WTS Hamburg thats coming up for Max, Tom's new goals, Challenge Roth where Sam Laidlow showed his new race tactics and a massive bullshit buster. IRONMAN Clickbait races. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Hottest weeks
In this episode, Tom and Max reconnect after a break, sharing updates on their training and experiences in the world of cycling and triathlon. They discuss the differences in professionalism between cycling and triathlon, recount their recent race experiences, and delve into the controversies...
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Sexual Transmitted Doping
In This episode Tom & Max talk about The level of Female Long Distance Triathlon, Font Romeu, Tom's coaching's results but most importantly, STD cases that involve doping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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A Toxic Relationship
In this Episode Max reviews his last few weeks and Tom is contempleting on what to focus on in life. The key essence of this weeks show is; we all like ourself a little toxic relationship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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London Marathon Recap
In this episode Tom & Max recap the London Marathon, an ultimate dissappointment bullshitbuster, and absolute carnage while boarding the flight Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Every Dog Has Its Run
Max & Tom talk over all the ins and out off the London Marathon, IRONMAN Texas! Training through sickness, is that a bullshit buster? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Spanish Gym Etiquettes
In this Episode Max & Tom go over the spanish gym etiquettes, A blind folded bullshit buster, the T100 in Singapore and Alex Yee his insane marathon pace. Download the free Race Nutrition Guide https://gonnafuel.com/products/marathon-training-guide Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
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Cassandre Beaugrand's Story - Through Darkest Times to Olympic Gold
Tom Oosterdijk Sits down with Olympic Champion Cassandre Beaugrand for a raw and personal conversation. Behind her success lies a story of resilience, overcoming extreme adversity to reach the top. She shares powerful insights that won’t just motivate you but might just change the way you see…
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A New Triathlon Mockery
In this episode, Tom takes a moment to share an update about the podcast and what’s been going on behind the scenes. Meanwhile, Max and Tom dive into a range of exciting topics, including Max's T100 race in Singapore, Tom’s recent 10K personal best, and “un-bullshitbust” the nose strip - does it...
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Young dog back on the block
In This Episode, Tom & Max talk about Max his t100 singapore wildcard, GI issues on the subway, Toms training program for the london marathon. The Launch of GonnaFuel. A race calender bullshitbuster and much more. Head over to www.GONNAFUEL.COM to check it out Hosted on Acast. See…
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ATHLETES Burn-out
In This Episode Joe & Tom Talk about IRONMAN New Zealand, the start of the year, Tom's season and the big burn-out rate under athletes and amateur athletes. On Top of that two massive bullshitbusters. GONNA www.gonnafuel.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Happy New Year Dogs!
in this episode Joe & Tom talk about their 2025 season, bullshit bust the festive 500 and talk about PRO-races. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sebastian Kienle - Life Beyond the Finish Line
In this conversation Tom explores Sebastian’s transition from professional triathlete to life after the sport. From lessons learned on the world stage to new passions and challenges, this is an inspiring look at reinvention and resilience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Interrogation Room
Joe & Tom talk about Joe's Hyrox and they will discuss certain topics in triathlon. A video of patrick lange will feature as the instagram post of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Dont get fooled!
In this episode Tom & Joe go in depth about bullshitbuster subjects, sponsorships/market and their own season. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Holy Sh1t
Yes dawg a big episode filled with a lot of knowledge. In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about the T100 in Dubai, a shitty situation that had happend and about Tom taking on Kiplimo in a triathlon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Rating World Champs Results
In this episode Joe & Tom talk over their goals for the 2025 season and reflect on the world champs and rate some of the athletes their results. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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HAWAIIAN WORLD CHAMPS SPECIAL
In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about The IRONMAN Hawaii - the World Championship special. Besided that Tom & Joe talk about the female marathon record and future plans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The vulnerable Athlete
In This Episode Joe & Tom Talk about IRONMAN Barcelona and how the Pro racedynamics have changed, About Joe's race inAmerica, Tom's high's and lows and much more. Also; if you want to listen to the live set we were talking about; hit the link in BIO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
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The Hunt after the Junkyard Dog
In This episode Joe & Tom recap the IRONMAN World Champs, talk about Joe's race at IRONMAN Chattanooga, looking at the rest of Toms season and Tom and Joe are taking about the T100 in Ibiza. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Caravan Camp Recap
In this episode Joe & Tom recap their Caravan Camp, Talk heavy Sauna rituals, a Massive IRONMAN Pro Bullshit buster and about Joe's next race! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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IRONMAN Frankfurt pre race chat
In this episode Joe and Tom go over the list of IRONMAN Frankfurt. One of the biggest races fields ever in triathlon full distance racing. furthurmore they discus a massive bullshit buster where 1/4th of the british citizen think they can qualify for the olympics. Hosted on Acast. See...
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The Mexican Method
In This Episode Joe and Tom Talk about a recent suspension of an athlete after his blood test came back positive. And they will talk about band camp thats coming up. Dogs back together. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Olympics recap
In this Episode Max Joe & Tom recap the olympics. Talk training (overload) and future plans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Un-cancelled - Dogs Back again
In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about Coaches, Cairns, Joe's current state of racing, Tom's state off fitness and Lake placid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The prize money subject
In this episode Joe & Tom Reveal a cheater in Triathlon, talk about equalty in pricemoney and share their weekly highs and lows. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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IRONMAN Lanzarote & Challenge Samuraiman Recap
In this episode Joe and Tom recap IRONMAN Lanzarote and Challenge Sammorin/samuraiman. Also Joe and Tom Go in depth about some very triathlon kinda things. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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IRONMAN Lanzarote & Challenge Samorin Pre race chat
An in depth pre race nerves chat about IRONMAN Lanzarote and Challange Samorin. Also an update about Joe's pool and Tom's chaving around the scrootch, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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IRONMAN Texas Recap & The battle of the Scrootch
Joedie is going to recap his race from IRONMAN Texas, whilst Tom has some demons to battle around his scrootch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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IRONMAN 70.3 Oceanside Pre-cap
Joedie and Tom are precapping oceanside :), some highs and lows and a thermometer bullshit buster Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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A Calorie is not a Calorie!
In this episode Tom is back on a High from training whilst Joe is going through some darker days whilst oceanside is coming up. Apart from that they recap American trips and bullshit bust the National Norwegian coach! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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T100 & World Triathlon
In this episode Joe Tom & Max talk about WC Abu Dhabi and T100 miami. Besides that they go in depth about all the french bullshit busters Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Dogz did WHAT?
In this show Joe & Tom talk about joe's 10K and an issue the dogs wont forget. Furthermore they talk about the biggest bullshit buster in history being busted and the milestone of surpassing 1billion people with obesity. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Hip Thruster
In this episode Joe and Tom talk about the miserable weather at the moment, Joe's 10K, PTO miami startlist, IRONMAN NZ startlist en a Hip Thrusting bullshitbullster Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Professional Runwalkers
In This episode Joe and Tom Talk about Tom's 10KM race, Joe's goal for his next 10K race, about the tragic death of Kelvin Kiptum and go in depth about race walkers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Band Got Back Together
The band got back together! Talking goals for 2024, t100 series and much more in our newest episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Triathlon Mockery Awards
The end of the year, and its time for awards. In this episode Joe and Max talk about certain subjects and reach out awards to certain athletes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Two young lads, Tom Oosterdijk and Max Stapley, happen to be professional triathletes, giving their opinions on tri-related things. Discussing weekly race results. And talk about the weekly main subject. Sit back, and enjoy listening to our BS.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Two young lads, Tom Oosterdijk and Max Stapley, happen to be professional triathletes, giving their opinions on tri-related things. Discussing weekly race results. And talk about the weekly main subject. Sit back, and enjoy listening to our BS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
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