Triforce!

Triforce! Episode 356! We address a Married At First Sight shaped elephant in the room, chopped unc Pyrion tries to understand gen alpha slang and Lewis had an incredible trip to LA and saw a ton of amazing things! Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforceOPEN to get 15% off Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag 72! We get a message from an ant who's starting a family under a money pit you might recognise, argue the pros and cons of having The Cheeky Girls at the next Triforce Live Show and Lewis gets heated (heheh) about heat pumps. Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforceOPEN to get 15% off Go to http://shopify.com/triforce to sign up for your $1-per-month trial. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 355! Flax has been busy with Speed Awareness courses, a live Angine de Poitrine concert and rescuing a woman by becoming hospital staff! Go to http://shopify.com/triforce to sign up for your $1-per-month trial. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 354! Pyrion's getting his poop scanned with dumpy bags, we're trusting dogs to sniff test for everything these days, we've been watching reboots like Poirot, He-Man and Balamory and we dive into the modern world of viral marketing. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 353! Lewis is genuinely living in his gas leak arc, Pyrion dares to talk about something we've NEVER heard before on the podcast and we hear some 'hilarious' Lews News featuring a gaming grandma (who may or may not have killed her husband). Go to http://BUYRAYCON.com/TRIFORCE to get 15% off Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TRIFORCE. Promo Code TRIFORCE Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag 71! It's time for a big Triforce rebrand, we try to uncover a house-move mystery (they were probably spies) and missing peoples cases (also spies) and the difficulty of making (and keeping) friends as older men. Pyrion's also been working on some (maybe controversial) voices. Won't someone just hire him already?! Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TRIFORCE. Promo Code TRIFORCE Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 352! Lewis has complaints about his £20,000 AGA oven (he's just like us, guys), we try to discover how to live a chill happy life like Sips and we get scammed with some bad AirBNB reviews. Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TRIFORCE. Promo Code TRIFORCE Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 70! Sips hits on some linguistic research (without realising, of course), Pyrion pulls some rare cards with WikiGacha and we play a Foley Artist quiz! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 351! Lewis is enjoying a lovely wedding in sunny Bicester (or is it Bister? Who cares), Pyrion gets threatened by a body building ex-fan while attending ConcreteCon 2026 with John Bovril and Sips watched a dog poop. Go to http://shopify.com/triforce to sign up for your $1-per-month trial. Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforceOPEN to get 15% off the Essential Open Earbuds. Thanks Raycon for sponsoring! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 350! Lewis finally reveals his house survey was completed by a blind man, Smart appliances keep sucking up my farts and drinking my beer and we get sucked into some Pokémon card collection chat! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 349! Your only real friend Pyrion talks about Parasocial Relationships, Lewis continues to explore extremely cursed and haunted home and Sips has been hate-watching "Handcuffed: Last Pair Standing". Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 348! Pyrion's hosting university talks, Lewis is making it big in traditional media (especially compared to Sips who just watched some TV) and we discover McDonalds Trading Cards! Go to http://shopify.com/triforce to sign up for your $1-per-month trial. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 347! Pyrion tries to start a responsible discussion about the world of tomorrow today but Lewis and Sips get stuck on the world of the past yesterday. Orange Wine is making up believe we're in the Truman Show and Sips is getting quarked out of his mind at a military sex party. Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforceOPEN to get 20% off. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 69! Nice. We're falling into classic subscription traps, questioning the thin ice of doing accents (and offensive comedians) and we're taking a wildly unbalanced test on English knowledge! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 346! We're talking about antiques, museums and a world full of all that old tat you don't care about any more. Meanwhile, Lewis' house saga continues now he's moved in with a giant dead fish and Sips and Flax share their top parenting tips for troublesome children. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 68! Pyrion prepares to open his bistro (not a brasserie), we want to understand Charity Shops and we're asked to be the moral compass for the Vegan Curious! Go to http://shopify.com/triforce to sign up for your $1 per month trial period. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 345! What would we spend our lottery winnings on? Lewis is in the midst of continual house panic with surveys and repairs and Pyrion has some very serious questions to ask about Interstellar! Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforceOPEN to get 15% off. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 67! We have 15 (!) Jingles to play to you today as we catch up on the biggest, most bulging sack we've ever had! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 344! Lewis is in the middle of his big house move (and it's VERY stressful), Pyion went to see the korean death metal band (Madman's Esprit) live and we talk about the healthy ways to approach anxiety and depression. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 343! Welcome to 2026, we're sharing our christmas and new year celebration stories! Pyrion has a massive ass disasster in a cinema, Sips spent all of christmas in hospital and Lewis has been frequenting the nude beaches. Go to http://shopify.com/triforce to sign up for your $1 per month trial. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 342! Lewis is on a sunny christmas holiday and we argue between Audio Books vs Physical Books, Pyrion compiles an in depth document on the history of the 67 meme and Sips dressed up as Kim Kardashian. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 341! Sips has discovered Create (the best Minecraft Modpack ever made), we talk about the hidden art of strategic friendship groups (with some classic dad stories) and, unfortunately, we're forced to talk about AI again. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 66! We get mail from an award winning classical composer, discover the cooking bot (that only makes spaghetti) and we try to find film plots that are eerily similar to each other! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 340! What professional named would we adopt if we became famous actors? Flax has stolen yet another quiz for another Quiz Special episode and Sips is on the hunt for his next favourite action movie! Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TRIFORCE. Promo Code TRIFORCE Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 339! Someone crashed their car into Pyrion's house (obliterating his entire collection of Hustlers magazines), we go back to some University stories and try to discover the origin of Flax's bald dome. Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/TRIFORCE. Promo Code TRIFORCE Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 65! We get a curious collection of country jingles in our mailbag today (while demanding the ~ladies~ bring in some jingles), we talk about the biblical significance of the first suck and get a surprise visit from Simon once again! Go to http://auraframes.com and use code TRIFORCE to get $20 off their best-selling Carver Mat frame. Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 338! It's firework night (at time of recording) so we're gonna shoot some BIG ones! Pyrion gets informed of the infamous Man vs Horse races and we look at the guys in their sheds making processors for nvidia. Go to http://auraframes.com and use code TRIFORCE to get $20 off their best-selling Carver Mat frame. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 64! We're bringing back a load of old topics with some feedback mail and Sips has the AUDACITY to ask for FREE STUFF from a HARVEST FESTIVAL?! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 337! The grey filter has taken over Britain, Pyrion compares his phone to supercomputers of old and we talk about how scarily easy it is to get guns in England. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 63! Lewis Farage's internet troubles continue as we bust open our engorged mailbag featuring real mail from actual adults telling us we're dumb dumbs and the financial logistics of flying an entire football team. Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 336! British Sips has been watching a lot of UK TV (including Celebrity Traitors), Lewis is having terrible internet issues while making a game and Pyrion's got a justified bone to pick with the Riyadh Comedy Festival! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 335! What if Josh Gad was the Godfather (Gadfather)? Sips gets a bountiful apple harvest, Lewis shares his Jingle Jam related comedy set and Pyrion begins some much needed house work! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 62! The gang read a very strange text conversation about buying socks, we get some jingles of varying levels of quality and we get some great questions about the Yogscast! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 334! Pyrion returns from Hamburg with more TI tales, we ask the question "Do Valve know what they're doing?" (yes), Lewis wants to understand Friendshop games and we go through our top 10 most played steam games! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 333! Live from Pickaxe Week 2025 it's the Triforce! People getting abducted (and, of course, banging the aliens), questions about Sips' flowers, plane landings and Lews News in a bumper, action packed episode! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 61! Pyrion has received TONS of emails about eating ordinary food very weirdly. Maybe don't listen to this one while enjoying a meal? Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 332! Pyrion tunes into the podcast from Hamburg for the Dota Internationals, Sips goes through his "back-to-school" prep and Lewis gets very critical about a Star Trek board game he's never played. LewsNews gets replaced by random wikipedia surfing and a quiz about prisons! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 331! Lewis reads some camping reviews clearly written by uppity city-folk and uses ChatGPT to try to do a basic task (and it fails terribly), Pyrion shares his scathing review of Dungeon Crawler Carl while Sips heartily recommends the Portaloo! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 60! In a world of soup dippers, massive bonfires and incessant warnings we have to ask: are we getting dumber? Sydney Sweeney is no good, UK Legislation makes browsing difficult. It's too hard to get hard now! Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforce to get 15% off sitewide. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 330! Pyrion is back from his grand Japanese journey with a jam-packed diary of his discoveries! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 59! How much would you pay for a pair of Sips' pants? Would you hire the Cheeky Girls? We get a trip report from an American in England and more in a fresh new mailbag! Go to http://auraframes.com and use code TRIFORCE to get $20 off their best-selling Carver Mat frame. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 329! LinkedIn Lunatics rub us the wrong way, Flax does some research into continental drift (and it's super sexy) and we go back in time to some ancient early-internet memes! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 328! Professional gamer Lewis gives Flax some advise on how to live his life and we discuss brain rot like YouTube Shorts, the Manoverse and Grok. Lewis loses control the podcast during a warped and hungover version of Lews News! Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforce to get 15% off sitewide. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 327! Pyrion creates a vicious The Platform-esque utopian society for pigeons, shares his story of getting onto the weight loss drug Mounjaro and shares some amazing stories of the greatest con artists! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 326! Pyrion went to see Chaka Khan which somehow sets the tone for the entire episode, Lewis goes on a tangent about tangents and talks about building character for young people and we share a whole lot of bad news. Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 58! Is this a podcast about nothing? Or maybe it's a philosophical podcast about free will, futurology, human emotion and reasoning, mathematics, morality, ethics, culture, war, arts science, history, modern social standards, the effect of all these things on the human emotional state and our experience navigating all these things as a person alive today. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 57! We open with not 1, not 2, 3 or 4 but FIVE jingles and a poem about Sips' eating habits! Also, we get a ton of update mail and an interesting message from an AI Wrangler! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 325! We're back with yet another huge AI rant and Lews News returns with some more crazy stories! Go to http://BUYRAYCON.com/triforce to get 15% off Raycon's best-selling Everyday Earbuds! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce! Episode 324! Pyrion brings a new segment to the podcast: Tech Nightmares! All the grandest technological failures across history but we get kinda distracted by Virgin Island and P in V. Go to http://auraframes.com/ and use code TRIFORCE to get $20 off their best-selling Carver Mat frame. Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Triforce Mailbag Special 56! We make predictions for world events over the next two years, discuss some very serious topics and end on a high. This'll age fantastically! Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Go to https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/triforce and use code triforce to get 20% off your order. Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices