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Trigger All Humans
by Andy and Jacob
Jacob and Andy are two scottish blokes who need to get things off their chest. In this podcast they talk things that regularly annoy them in this ever "socially changing world". Not for the easily offended.Visit us:Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvouQiM6ngZYZVLy1VzQoIQTwitter: @T_A_HumansEmail: [email protected] in touch motherfuckers!!!
Episodes
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Episode 27 - Kids identify as dinosaurs
Welcome to Trigger All Humans! the worst podcast in the world!!! This week Andy and Jacob talk Kids identifying as dinosaurs in schools, a woman who pegged her husband and instantly regretted it, why your BMI reading is racist, and much more! Taken from the Trigger All Humans Podcast, released...
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Episode 26 - New racism just dropped
Welcome to Trigger All Humans! If you like well researched podcasts, look elsewhere! This week Andy and Jacob talk more TV new bloopers, how to say the n-word without saying the n-word, a woman struggling to meet good men who are not conservative, Mel Gibson placed on suicide watch, Topless…
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Episode 25 - Its a man actually. Derek
Welcome to the Trigger All Humans Podcast! The worst podcast in the wooorrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllddddd! This week Andy and Jacob talk funny news bloopers, bad movies, glasgows gayest buses, a man who was killed by a bullet 20 years after it was fired at him, Tarantino's foot fetish and much more!...
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Episode 24 - Pride Month
Welcome to Trigger All Humans! The worlds worst podcast! This week Jacob and Andy talk Target "erasing" trans kids, DMX hating gay people, 15 minute cities and how people give up their rights, a young boy who tried to turn himself into Wolverine, learning how to ride your bike from drunk men…
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Episode 23 - Goodbye Mr Schofield
Welcome to Trigger All Humans! The worst podcast in the world! This week Andy and Jacob talk a 95 year old woman who got tasered, a creepy encounter with a motorcyclist, a man who tried to blame his dog for drink driving, Philip Schofields departure from This Morning, a theatre in England banning...
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Episode 22 - Trump on CNN
WELCOME TO TRIGGER ALL HUMANS! The worlds worst podcast! This week, Andy and Jacob talk about the youth of today, a man who beat another man up with a snake, Trump absolutely crushing it on CNN, A man who died who was into ALL the sex fetishes, and much more! Taken from the Trigger All Humans...
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Episode 21 - Blacking up for reparations
Welcome to Trigger All Humans, the worlds worst podcast! This week Andy and Jacob talk reviews of bad movies, mathematics being racist, AM I THE ASSHOLE?!?, the death of Jordan Neely, Black Californians all becoming rich because other black people from centuries ago were slaves at some point, a…
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Episode 20 - The Dodgy Dick Dealer
Welcome to the Trigger All Humans podcast, the worst podcast in all the world! This week Andy and Jacob talk eye witness clips, AM I THE ASSHOLE?!?, why the UK countryside is racist, Hank Azaria giving up the Apu character, the rise of the Transabled delusionals, and a brand new feature…
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Episode 19 - AI is evil
Welcome to Trigger All Humans , the worlds worst podcast! This week Andy and Jacob talk the future of AI, Just stop oil protesters (again), man utd being slaveowners, the return of AM I THE ASSHOLE?!?, an Edinburgh museum offering councilling to their staff for traumatic experiences, and much more
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Episode 18 - Elon VS BBC
Welcome to Trigger All Humans, the worst podcast in the world! This week Andy and Jacob talk Andys trip to France, the dirty Dalai Lama, the WEF, why smelling BO means you are racist, a VR game that lets you experience death, old PS1 memories, and much more Taken from the Trigger All Humans...
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Episode 17 - The erasure of "women"
Welcome to the Trigger All Humans podcast, the worst podcast in the world! This week Andy and Jacob talk AOC's burner twitter account, companies continuing to remove real women in their ads for people who pretend to be women, the biggest poo ever found, how drinking milk makes you a white...
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Episode 16 - Digital Blackface
Welcome to the Trigger All Humans podcast, the worst podcast in all the world! This week Andy and Jacob talk the sin of Digital Blackface, a man who paid a wizard to help him rob a bank, Humza Yousaf being new First Minister of Scotland, why the UK comedy scene is so poor, a man who attacked…
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Episode 15 - Pantries are racist!
Welcome to Trigger All Humans, the worlds worst podcast! Andy and Jacob talk a man getting a mannequin pregnant, Dylan Mulvaney, why having a pantry is racist, a man killing a pedo with a moose antler, and much much more Taken from the Trigger All Humans Podcast, released every Wednesday morning....
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Episode 13 - Wall to wall assrapes
Welcome to the Trigger All Humans Podcast, the worst podcast in the world! This week Andy and Jacob talk kids competitions, Her/She's chocolate bars, a Youtube video titled "what are white people superior at?", a woman who cut off her fella's head during sex, how zombies are racist, an italian…
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Episode 12 - Cocktopus
Welcome to Trigger All Humans, the worst podcast youve ever heard! This week Andy and Jacob talk a stereotypes, Joe Bidens brain forming into soup, The Snp being either homophobic or racist, how 50% of black americans think its not ok to be white, Woody Harrelson's monologue on SNL, a fish with 5...
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Episode 11 - your son shags cars!
Welcome! To Trigger All Humans! The worst podcast in the world! This week Andy and Jacob talk Ikea furniture, Chelsea Handler upset about her life choices, a man who finds out his son is in a sexual relationship with his Ford Fiesta, why eating breakfast is racist, fucking up when you book…
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Episode 10 - Cat skulls and exploding tits
Wag'wan motherfuckers and welcome to the Trigger All Humans podcast! This week Andy and Jacob talk how its racist to report your sexual abuser if they are black, building ikea furniture, childhood crushes, God being gender neutral, a woman whos tit exploded, a return of AM I THE ASSHOLE?!? and a...
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Episode 9 - Ladies love sucking cocks in cubicles
Trigger All Humans is back! Welcome, to the worst podcast in the world! This week Andy and Jacob talk Japanese glory holes, Nicola Sturgeon not knowing what a woman is, Roman execution methods, Ugly people wearing facemasks indefinately, Project Veritas catching another whale and much more. Taken...
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Episode 8 - Sucking off Lady boys
Welcome to the trigger all humans podcast with Andy and Jacob, the show that talks about whatever it wants, whether its quality listening or a bag of shit. In this episode the boys talk their recent trips away, men who get fake tits and call themselves women, a documentary about giant cocks, Sam...
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Episode 7 - Me want Beanz!
Better late than never! Welcome to the Trigger all humans podcast with Andy and Jacob. Happy new year! this week the lads talk about Jacobs visit to Poland, beating your wife with the kids' christmas toys, Benedict Cumberbatches family owning slaves, a japanese man who wants to be a wolf, having...
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Episode 6 - Christmas Crapcast
Merry Christmas you horrible folks! Welcome to Trigger All Humans with Andy and Jacob. This week we talk serial killers, hearing jingle bells everytime you shoot your load, school reunions, coconuts in the Serengeti, AM I THE ASSHOLE?!? and much more Taken from the Trigger All Humans Podcast,...
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Episode 5 - The FBI infiltrated Twitter
Welcome to Trigger All Humans We talk The FBI infiltrating Twitter, Nicholas Cage movies, Dr Shola being racist...again, Stopping at every Red light in the world and much more Taken from the Trigger All Humans Podcast, released every Wednesday morning. Trigger All Humans is not for the easily...
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Episode 4 - Killing an Orangutan with a sword
Welcome to Trigger All Humans! This week Andy and Jacob talk Sharks being racist, Tim Burton being racist, Bill Clinton being a Rabbi, More Just stop Oil losers, Fighting an orangutan to the death and much more! Taken from the Trigger All Humans Podcast, released every Wednesday morning. Trigger...
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Episode 3 - Kanye West: dope on the mic, leader of the third reich
Welcome to Trigger All Humans with Andy and Jacob! This week the boys talk Kanye West being a white supremacist, fake outrage as a member of the royal family asked an african woman where she was from, a man who robbed a house and became a sex slave, PETA being mad at video games, bad Sci Fi…
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Episode 2 - The Gimp calling the Kettle black
Welcome friends to the Trigger All Humans podcast with Andy and Jacob. This week the boys talk Balenciaga being run by nonces, the long awaited return of The Gimp of Somerset, Elon Musk owning twitter and Stephen King crying, animals who would call you a dickhead, the hypocrisy of the Just Stop…
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Episode 1 - Virus that sends you back to racist times
WERE BAAAAAACK! Welcome to the Trigger All Humans podcast with Andy and Jacob. After a long stint away we talk being permanently suspended from twitter, Donald Trump coming back, The World Cup controversy, a woman who fell into a coma and woke up in the 70s, a 10 year old with a tattoo, and the...
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Episode 52 - She was 12, Biden was 30
Welcome to the Trigger All Humans, the last episode of the series sees Andy and Jacob talk about Bidens strange admission, a return of AM I THE ASSHOLE?!?, Harambe being milked before he died, 2.5million worth of coke found in a wheelchair and much more! Taken from the Trigger All Humans Podcast,...
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Episode 51 - Shooting the Queen out a cannon
Welcome to the Trigger All Humans Podcast With Andy and Jacob. This week we are on mourning for our poor old Queen Elizabeth dying so come out with better solutions on how to see her coffin, we look at a man dressing up as a woman putting on mammoth size fake boobs and teaching children, the…
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Episode 50 - Win or Your Kids Will Die
Welcome To Trigger All Humans! The Podcast that stopped caring a long time ago! This week Andy and Jacob talk Woodstock '99, Eddie Izzard trying to find love, an Irishman who has been jailed for misgendering someone, digital condoms, Phil and Hollys sick game of "lets pay for your energy bills"…
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Episode 49 - She-Hulk: Attorney At Bore
Welcome! To the Trigger All Humans Podcast! This week Andy and Jacob talk John Macafee documentaries, Jameela Jamil being a cringe fest, She Hulk and Woke Marvel, A man who farted on a policemans face, Arnold Schwarzeneggar movies, Creepy Dolls, Dopplegangers and much more Taken from the Trigger...
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Episode 48 - Meghan Markles new podcast
Welcome To Trigger All Humans! This week Andy and Jacob talk Meghan Markle being a victim, Ben Shapiro triggering lefties by his sheer presence in a building, An Australian nightclub that has banned people looking at eachother, Drew Barrymore being a massive racist, a man shooting loads into a…
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Episode 47 - Banks Funding Delusion
Hi Folks, Welcome to the Trigger All Humans podcast! This week Andy and Jacob talk Sam Harris' meltdown on the Triggernometry podcast, Natwest Bank now funding hormone replacement therapy, the absolute uproar Graeme Souness suffered from uttering the triggering and offensive word "Men", a woman…
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Episode 46 - How to kill a comedy festival
Welcome to the Trigger All Humans Podcast! A bad week for free speech as Jacob and Andy talk Salman Rushdie being attacked by an extremist, Jerry Sadowitz getting his comedy show cancelled at the Fringe comedy festival, Joan of Arc becoming Non Binary, a woman who served up human testicles and...
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Episode 45 - Alex Jones was right about everything, almost.
Welcome back to the Trigger All Humans podcast with Andy and Jacob! This week the boys talk going away with the family, Demi Lovato returning her non binary badge, Alex Jones in court, transgender actors and whats offensive to them, another (kind of) Bigfoot story and other general offensive...
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Episode 44 - Dystopian City of the Future
Welcome listeners to the Trigger All Humans Podcast! This week Andy and Jacob talk hanging around trampoline parks, redefining the word "recession", Saudi Arabia creating the worst future city in the world called "The Line", German showers for Jews, Jacob gives Andy a quiz to find out if he is...
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Episode 43 - Filling the Vacuum in Jesus' Name
WE ARE BACK!!!! Welcome to the Trigger All Humans podcast with Jacob and Andy, this week we talk AOC fake arrests, Jacobs short trip to Spain, Joe Biden admitting he had cancer, a woman who meows like a cat and gets her butt licked, a man who summoned bigfoot to kill his friend, the return of AM…
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Episode 42 - Can white people talk about race?
Welcome to Trigger All Humans!!! This week the lads talk whose hotter out of claudia wilkerman and tess daly, whether or not white people are allowed an opinion on race (spoilers:yes they are), one of the worst AM I THE ASSHOLES?!? we've ever heard, whether or not you'd fuck your clone, a trans...
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Episode 41 - Black Linekers Matter
Welcome to another week of the Trigger All Humans Podcast with Jacob and Andy, this week the boys talk black Gary Lineker and all the abuse he faced as a wee black lad, the latest US Navy gender pronoun training, AM I THE ASSHOLE?!?, a lady who married a ragdoll, a vengeful elephant and much more...
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Episode 40 - Monkeypox free sex
Welcome to Trigger All Humans with Jacob and Andy. This week we talk CDC guidelines for sex with Monkeypox, Joe Biden falling off his bike, monkeys in mexican gangs, AM I THE ASSHOLE?!?, an overweight woman visiting a horse ranch and a bat crazy doctor who thinks aliens are with us. Taken from…
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Episode 39 - Eat Ze Bugs
Welcome to the Trigger All Humans Podcast with Jacob and Andy. This week we talk a school in Wales being given insects to eat, Joe Biden going in Jimmy Kimmel, two people in bigfoot costumes having sex, a "controversial" film against islam, gay pride and a thought provoking question about 100...
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Episode 38 - Chickens Cry For Feminism
Welcome to the Trigger All Humans podcast with Andy and Jacob. This week the boys talk about Matt Walsh's What is a Woman documentary and why it has so many people triggered?, the movie Face/Off, a return of AM I THE ASSHOLE?, the Queens platinum jubilee and all her lizard children, whether or…
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Episode 37 - Vagina cereal for all the family
Welcome to the Trigger All Humans Podcast with Andy and Jacob. This week we talk Tomato Flu, Ricky Gervais vs James Acaster, Jason Mamoa slinging his manhood, conspiracy theories, a woman who tasered her kids, cereal that is shaped like a vagina and much more! Trigger All Humans is not for the...
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Episode 36 - Intercourse with E.T
Welcome to the Trigger All Humans Podcast! This week the boys talk pathetic allergies, a joker impersonater killing a man with a bowling ball, Chet Hanks...again!, A woman who claims to have sex with aliens, George Bush admitting to his crimes, MonkeyPox and Bill Gates and much more! Not for…
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Episode 35 - Bald Lives Matter
Welcome to the Trigger All Humans Podcast! This week the boys talk about awkward small talk, Bald people being discriminated against, madonna selling her clam as NFT's, The Liver King, Woke nursery rhymes, Cenk Uygers weird breakdown about Joe Rogan and trans people and much much more Trigger All...
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Episode 34 - Chet Hanks is Based
Welcome to the Trigger All Humans Podcast with Jacob and Andy! This week we talk bad intros to our episode, tractor porn, Chet Hanks speaking Patois and not giving two Sh*ts, an incestual relationship between a mother and her son which they say isnt incest, the term "trigger warning" now being...
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Episode 33: Elon Musk saves Twitter
Welcome to the Trigger All Humans podcast with Andy and Jacob! In this episode the boys talk the lefties having a breakdown over Elon Musk buying twitter and what that might mean for censorship on the platform, Cows being given masks to help fight climate change, a man who invented a sentient...
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Episode 32: Amber Heard - bed pooper extraordinaire!
HEY! Welcome to the Trigger All Humans podcast with the two most uninformed men in the world. Andy and Jacob this episode talk Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard, American Comedians being better than UK comedians, A russian man who wants to be an alien, Mike Tyson punching a guy on a plane, another AM I...
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Episode 31 - The first rule of Gay Fight Club
Welcome you beautiful bastards to the Trigger All Humans Podcast. This week, Jacob and Andy talk the passing of stand up comedy legend Gilbert Gottfried, Trans prison inmates impregnating eachother, Genderage - identifying as a baby when you are 40 years old, Animals going Vegan to "save the...
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Episode 30 - Crowd surfing dead rappers
Welcome to the Trigger All Humans Podcast, this week Andy and Jacob talk more on the manipulation of Jada Pinkett Smith, A nightclub that had a dead rapper propped on stage, Amy Schumer changing how Netflix works, a story about a woman who lives IN a lake, a fake drug bust, another AM I THE...
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Episode 29: Keep my wifes name out your F*cking mouth!
In this episode of Trigger All Humans Andy and Jacob talk Will Smith and the oscar SLAP! Bruce Willis retiring from acting, Conspiracy theories, Ron Perlman being a lunatic and other celebritries who never read the "dont say gay" bill, Boris Johnson oweing an apology to every single member of the...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Jacob and Andy are two scottish blokes who need to get things off their chest. In this podcast they talk things that regularly annoy them in this ever "socially changing world". Not for the easily offended.Visit us:Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvouQiM6ngZYZVLy1VzQoIQTwitter: @T_A_HumansEmail: [email protected] in touch motherfuckers!!!
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Jacob and Andy are two scottish blokes who need to get things off their chest. In this podcast they talk things that regularly annoy them in this ever "socially changing world". Not for the easily offended.Visit us:Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvouQiM6ngZYZVLy1VzQoIQTwitter:...
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