True Neutral

Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, two absolute legends, have left this world. The bois take their fun loving energy and do their best to have a silly time. Hence the spork. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GTA six is visually out and about and Rockstar is not stoked. The president has some weird as friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Heyyy, Spirit Halloween is open, and we love that. There's some real world news or whatever, but importantly, Derek's reviewed a game this week. Goo Deer is a first person gas station manger/hunting game that came out just a couple months ago. Derek really enjoying it and you should give it a try, too(if management sims are fun for you)! Only available on steam, the link is right here!https://store.steampowered.com/app/4349210/Goo_Deer/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So the bois didn't pay enough attention to the world and now the first half of this episode isn't much of anything but whatever they could think of, but they did both play a game! Derek played Pokemon Leaf Green, a favorite from youth, and Keenan played The Outer Worlds 2, a fun new experience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

News was a bit scant this week, but the bois do a bit of bullshit about the robots the children are having to/going to have to deal with. Derek played a fun side scroller. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Skynet Day happened, and it probably won't be the last time. Keenan watched King of the Hill reboot and Derek played some game. The current president wants to be the next president despite the rules. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's the backward of alliteration? Like, the end of the word instead of the first letter. We did that a little with the title this week and I'm wondering if that's a thing. Also, the president is continuing to be a senile dickhead, and William Shatner, Captain Kirk himself, is playing with his band, The *uckers at Riot Fest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gosh, this episode was late, huh? Well, there's some news and some games and some nonsense, and senseless non as well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

47 did an underwhelming speech about communists and Keenan watched Alien, the third one. Literally nothing else happened. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's some other stuff going on, but geez, what does ceasefire even mean, I mean, come on!? The USA's having a birthday party, and I guess no one's really coming. It's giving squeaky tank at a quiet parade energy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh boy, looks like we lost the war, and might restart it? There is some other news, but the World Cup is bringing people together, and we love that. Also, Keenan's playing GTA on the switch, how's that going? Listen and find out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oliver Tree died and Keenan is very sad about that, some other news happened, Derek's playing a game, but it's mostly news this week. Including: Fender's Response to the backlash, Bricks and Minifigs sucking it up from every angle, I think it's flag day or something, Alice Cooper lost his credit card, some other stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We had a bit of news this week, the Osbournes being scummy, Hunter Biden being kinda kool, 47 always doing something or falling asleep, and Israel's doing more War Crimes on a mass scale. Speaking of mass, Derek's playing Mass Effect. Look, the world's weird. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boy, it sure is funny, the people who do and do not agree to play music for 47 and his supporters. Also, YouTuber Reckless Ben, brought to the attention of the public, that the Bricks and Minifigs company sucks. And Fender is doubling down on the legal nonsense. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

47 sued the government, thought that was a bad look, so settled for a slush fund his followers think they'll be getting. Fender guitars has decided that the guitar shape that is practically a generic guitar at this point, is actually their property and no one else's, for any reason. There's some other stuff, too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The government wants people to suffer alongside gregariously large data centers no one wants. Also, the president went to China, and it was kinda funny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They released some stuff about aliens that we know is true, and real, and not a distraction at all, because it's from Ka$h Patel's FBI. Derek talks about some solo card games! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There was a lot that happened since last week, but we were busy or whatever, so here's what we know/knew/felt like saying. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Epstein Files are still a thing, we don't have them all and no one in the USA has been convicted.The bois discuss to The Onion and their purchasing of Alex Jones's Infowars, hilarious. As well as robots in society and AI chatbots killing people, significantly less hilarious. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The world requires accountability for the Epstein class, we won't stop talking about it until we die or there is. Trump's been dumb, Vance is embarrassing, the cabinet's a whole idiot. Life continues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a bunch of other news, too, but Guitar Center's doing a good old corporate greed. We successfully transported antimatter, which is pretty kool. Something, something, the Epstein Files are still a thing, something, something, the Strait of Hormuz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It sure has been a week, the US in the Middle East, human beings in space, the daily wire is trying to make films with convicted abusers, it sure is whatever year it is this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There are sure a lot of things happening, war, ICE at the airports, et cetera, but there are still a lot of files the public hasn't seen and a lot of Philes that haven't faced consequences. Also, war is happening, debating on more troops and potential ground forces. It's all a mess, but you know what's fun? Guitar Hero, yup, still a blast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They've been lowkey eliminating every bit that separates church and state, but now it's mask off, Christian Nationalism. Derek played some Pokemon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gosh, War sucks, so do pedophiles running the country, somehow, we got both. Pokemon is still fun, though. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh yay, War in the Middle East, it's been my whole life, never stopped and there's no end in sight. Also, Keenan played some games. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trump's illegal tariffs were determined to be illegal by the highest court in the land, and he reacted like a child. The Xbox 360 was/is the best console, Keenan will hear no argument. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wow, people sure say words sometimes. And Derek plays some good games. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

45 shared an obvious racism and, in a rare turn, actually deleted it. Also, the future is here and is also still on the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So some things happens, and other thing, too, who knew? Derek played a game about horse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rest in peace Alex Pretti.ICE just keeps murdering people and the government is actively lying to defend this hateful scum. Fat Mike of NOFX is being sued by Melvin(of NOFX), so that sucks, and Derek played a game that seems pretty good. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Deploying troops against one of these United States, now that's the American Dream, right? Trump also got a symbolic participation trophy, in a thing he didn't even participate in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ICE just keeps murdering people, and that sucks. Derek played a video game. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So, the Trump administration has decided to kidnap the president of a foreign nation, for the oil, and they're not even hiding it. Also, the bois have some good ideas for T-Shirts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christmas happened, as it tends to do, and the bois existed during that time, so they have some stuff to talk about. The president extended his warmest possible wishes for the country and Derek's been playing that Harry Potter game, which he seems to enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What a shitty couple of days, Australia had a shooting, we lost the legendary Rob Reiner, and the president is a piece of shit in nearly every way imaginable. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Warner Brothers is getting sold to somebody, one way or another we're getting closer to an entertainment monopoly. The US Government flew fighter jets near(but apparently not technically in) Venezuelan airspace. Also, they don't talk about it in the episode, but the US also stole a very large oil tanker, so that's probably good. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oooh, boy, Hegseth's a dick, the military's a dick, ChatGPT is a dick, I'm getting real tired. Keenan and Derek sum up some of these dicks, and also that dick that got left by his band at a gas station. Which is so funny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're probably doing a South American war, so that's bad. Derek played a game, though, and he likes that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DOGE is done, and didn't do much of anything. Trump met with Zohran Mamdani, that was fun. The Webb telescope helped some scientists see some kool stuff in space, Derek and Keenan talk about all that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not a whole lot of personal news this week, Derek and Keenan didn't do much, but the news did a few things. They talk about that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The president has actively tried to stop contingency funds for SNAP and has said that federal funds will not be used to reimburse what states have paid out so far. That man hates poor people, or at least his actions do. And Derek got to play a game he's excited about, Keenan's still playing Pokemon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trump's done some Truthing, Derek and Keenan didn't do much. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The department of homeland security is continuing to show how unserious we are as a nation and Keenan played some of the new Pokemon game. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gosh, is there really more news? I guess so, the bois talked about it a lot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keenan and Derek bullshit for a bit, Keenan talks about why skate. is still bad and Derek talks about Final Fantasy Tactics - The Ivalice Chrocicles, a remake or remaster of one of his very favorite games. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There sure is a lot of news, people telling jokes to murderers, there may be an honest deal between Hamas and Israel, and we've got troops in various of our own cities. So ya know, who knows, ya know? I don't, do you? Ya know! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're complicated people, because we're human, so Derek and Keenan missed a week. Also, part of what that means is that they do an overview of some of the newses that happened, then talk about a cute little video game for a bit. Thus is the essence of the duality of humankind. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We saw pyrotechnics, merch, and a lot of violent rhetoric, but that's very normal for funerals, right? Trump went to the UN where he did a speech(very good), but almost didn't make it to the podium because of an immensely dangerous escalator! But don't worry, any inconvenience was taken in stride, and handled with matur- I'm just kidding, he cried like a little baby on his cancerously, ad filled, Truth social account. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Da bois discuss the local county fairs, Derek's been playing Strange Horticulture, which sounds interesting. Keenan's been playing skate., or skate 4, depending on who you are, in its early access version. As someone who's been playing since the first skate game in 2007, they have some thoughts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.