True Neutral Presents: Bad Movies

Bruce Lee's penultimate performance and our penultimate Bruce Julee film, Game of Death. It's fine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bruce Lee's directorial debut, a fun film and worthy of its accolades. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Continuing the well known month of Bruce Julee, we are going chronologically, so we have his second film(see how that works), known as Fist of Fury or The Chinese Connection. This one's a wild time, the movie, I mean, the episode is average. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Starting of Derek's month of Bruce Julee, we've got Bruce Lee's first film, The Big Boss. Also, Keenan had never seen a Bruce Lee before this, not even a guy called that, though they have been to his grave, funny enough. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finishing off Keenan's sports movie month, we've got an early Zoe Saldana vehicle(costarring Nick Cannon), Drumline. Not a sport you say? BAH, this is maybe the sportiest movie of the month! Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Continuing Keenan's sports movies month, we have another Keanu Reeves classic, starring Gene Hackman as well, The Replacements. Happy Juneteenth, not that it's relevant to the movie, but this episode is coming out that day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We bring it back to Keenan's childhood with this pick. Angels in the Outfield's got it all, Danny Glover, orphans, a deadbeat dad, casual smoking, Mathew McConaughey, what more could you want? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"This is against everything that's right!"Play Ball! Join True Neutral for a month of sports movies, that's right, sports movies. Keenan grew up playing sports and the films around the subject are, well, hit or miss. We start this month of misses with the 2001, Keanu Reeves vehicle, Hardball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Concluding Derek's Guy Ritchie month, we've got The Gentlemen. It's got Mathew McConny in it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did you know Guy Ritchie directed and cowrote this? Did you know it's damned abomination? IT IS. I don't mind giving the game away here, this movie is just surprisingly awful at every turn. Enjoy our misery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Continuing on Derek's journey of Guy Ritchie films, he shows Keenan Snatch for the first time. Widely considered one of Ritchie's better films, see what we think. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keeping the Guy Ritchie energy firing, we've got RocknRolla! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May Day, May Day! Derek's Guy Ritchie month off with a bang, we've got Revolver! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alright, Keenan tried to keep it to bad movies, but this one is so fundamental for them, so funny, so good, and to conclude the Comedies that Made Me: The Jerk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us for a film out of time, part of Keenan's Comedies that Made Me, The Onion Movie. A nonsense sketch movie, with Steven Seagal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Continuing Keenan's Comedies That Made Me month, the Brendan Fraser starring classic, George of the Jungle, a movie Keenan watched probably thousands of times before they were ten. Derek didn't hate it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Starting Keenan's Comedies That Made Me Month, we've got Hot Rod, which they saw as a teen and laughed their dumb little ass off. Derek does not think this is that funny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stanley Kubricks classic sci-fi epic, a movie Keenan had never seen and Derek loves. It sure has a reputation, does it live up? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Continuing Derek's Wacky and Wild Sci-fi extravaganza month, we've got Event Horizon. Starring Dr. Sam Neill and Laurence "I will be Morpheus" Fishburne, this 1997 cult classic has carved it's place in the zeitgeist, and hopefully, your heart. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Continuing Derek's Sci-Fi Month, he brings Keenan and you back to the late nineties for one of their generation's defining classics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From 1976 comes a classic to start Derek's Sci-Fi Month! A film Keenan had never seen and one that you should watch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, howaboutit!? It's a classic shlock film to close out Keenan's Horror Month. Ya got your on the nose plot, ya got your unheard of actors, ya got your Paris Hilton, ya got some classic practical gore effects, all your good shlock shit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this sequel to a remake that is not a remake of the original sequel, a young Keenan found great entertainment. They now share that with Derek, and you, dear listener. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A remake of old school b horror, this revenge flick is an ongoing part of Keenan's horror month. A fair warning, there is a pretty gnarly depiction of sexual assault in this movie, if that's not good for you, totally understandable, would be best to skip this one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Very clearly from the early 2000's comes one of Keenan's favorite movies of ever, May. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TANK GIRL! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Looking back on this nostalgic classic from the early 2000's and seeing if it's still funny and fun to watch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wowza, it's a good thing we all hate Ashton Kutcher now, because this movie blows. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The king of the so bad it's good movie, the bois watched Tommy Wiseau's The Room. It sure was made, don't forget to buy some underwear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The bois watch a Christmas Classic that Derek has loved forever and Keenan had never seen. Merry Christmas or whatever! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ya got your Bill Murrays, Ya got your Adam Drivers, Ya got your weather anomalies, ya got your living deads, ya got your good times, Happy Halloween! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The last "of the Dead" film in legendary director George A. Romero's filmography, and it sure does exist. There's a lot of good things, a few bad things, and there's definitely some stuff to say about it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Found footage, meta story, college kids, a drunk professor, a deaf Amish man, some military guys, it's all wrapped in a mediocre script and being eaten by zombies. Let's go! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Starring John Leguizamo and Dennis Hopper, this is the first 'of the Dead' of the 2000's. This movie brings us a post apocalyptic future society divided by class and ruled by a rich guy in a red tie. A turning point in the franchise, George A. Romero's Land of the Dead is a unique entry where the biggest threat to humanity isn't the zombies, it's other people. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the good one, or, Keenan's favorite anyway. So expect a balanced, unbiased, review, obviously. Derek hadn't seen it before, so that's always fun. Day of the Dead is George A. Romero's third 'of the Dead' film, and while being very 80's, it is quite good, as well. Social commentary, interesting characters, gore and a young Greg Nicotero, hard to see anything wrong with this one! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alright, we know, this is the only one that's a remake, but hey, it's really good, and the bois struggled through all the Resident Evil films, just let them have this, alright? Directed by Zach Snider, written by George A. Romero and rewritten by James Gunn, this is not only the epitome of zombie movies from the bois's youths, it's also the epitome of an early 2000's action film. So many tropes, so many classic tropes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The first, the original, The Zombie Movie, Night of the Living Dead! George A. Romero's seminal original obviously doesn't belong on this feed, but it's part of the Residency of the Dead series we're doing for Halloween time! Just wait until the last couple "of the Dead" films if you want it real bad. Keenan and Derek had a good time with this one, they're sure you will, too! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did I love the rest of these movies? For the most part, no. Was this an entirely different level of suck I was not ready for? Yes, yes it was. I still can't believe this is a real film, that really got made, and was really, actually, supposed to end a franchise a decade and a half in the making. No pretense, no faking, this one is so bad. Dr. Isaacs is back, Alice is there, and so is Alice, and Alice, too, not to mention some nameless folks who die, and then there's an easy solution. The end. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here's the thing, this movie is a film. Alice is in it, played by Milla Jovavich, it's written by Paul W.S. Anderson, also directed by him. Uh, there is a lot of exposition for a story I don't remember, but there's zombies, action, fighting, there's even some editing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The fourth movie in a Paul WS Anderson's adaptation of the Resident Evil games, this is, well, this is a movie. There sure is a lot to be said about it, but how about just one quote: "Five or six times would be suicide!" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The third in Milla Jovovich's portrayal of Paul WS Anderson's Resident Evil's Alice. You like Mad Max? You like Day of the Dead? Combine those, knock a bunch of quality out of the scripts like you were beating them up drunk in a back alley, and you might have something resembling this film. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The second in the legendary Paul WS Anderson's vision for Resident Evil. Apocalypse takes us into Raccoon City, shows us the STARS unit and has a Harley style motorcycle crash through a church's stained glass window. What more could you want? A cohesive story? GETOUTTAHERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode one in our Residency of the Dead series, the bois bring you the first of Paul WS Anderson's now classic, of course everyone loves them, film saga. Keenan loves this first Trilogy, Derek loves the video games, so they don't see eye to eye much on this one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This film is actually so bad, I forgot we watched it, or that I hadn't uploaded it. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One of the Eight Films to Die For in 2006, Keenan watched this in high school and has remembered it ever since, whereas Derek had never seen this one. With a couple of semi recognizable faces and kitschy slasher style plot, it sure is a film that might scare a couple people for a second. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the seminal anime/action/body horror/motorcycle flick that's inspired everything that has come after it. Keenan had never seen this one and Derek thought we should fix that. He was right! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In 2014 Kevin Smith blessed the Earth with this film. Very few noticed, and those who did, for the most part, did not understand. The bois are excited to talk about Tusk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rob Zombie made some really good movies, and also this confusing, low budget thing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jim Carrey is a pretty legendary kinda guy, good actor, weird presence in real life. Joel Schumacher, legendary homosexual, legendary director. They teamed up and made this, a pretty mediocre thriller. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alright, look, we all have things we're passionate about, Keenan and Derek make music, James Cameron loves a deep sea expedition, and, apparently, Tom Hooper loves Cats: The Musical. I mean, he really loves Cats: The musical, like, sooooo much. Da bois learned that, and you will too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.