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Trust Us

The Trust Us Network includes the ever-green rogue guide to life, courtesy of playboy Dos living fast and loose in the city and his hermit mate Pross, who moved thousands of KMs for some peace and quiet. Whilst the addition of danger man Darcy Slater & Producer Juzzy has brought about "101 First Dates" with Dos, we will surely give you the most practical and impractical dating advice. Have a laugh, and become a Trustee before you drop that 5-star rating.

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    #66 Guide To Drinking On A School Night

    The hosts discuss their experiences with trauma, airport security, fashion, running, and drinking on school nights. They share stories of airport security mishaps, fashion faux pas, impromptu running challenges, and the challenges of drinking on a school night. They also reflect on their uni days and the impact of socializing with different types of friends. The conversation covers various topics related to drinking, socializing, and dining out. It also delves into personal preferences and experiences related to ordering food and drinks. The hosts share their top five favorite places to drink a beer and discuss the etiquette of modifying food orders at restaurants.TakeawaysTrauma stories are relatable and engaging for podcast listeners.The experience of going through airport security can be both amusing and frustrating.The challenges of fashion, running, and drinking on school nights are relatable and entertaining. Socializing and drinking culture can involve unique rituals and preferences.The etiquette of modifying food orders at restaurants can be a contentious topic.Chapters00:00 The Relatability of Trauma Stories07:58 Impromptu Running Challenges and Drinking on School Nights15:02 Uni Days and Socializing with Different Types of Friends25:30 The Art of Drinking and Socializing33:02 Favorite Places to Drink a Beer42:07 The Etiquette of Modifying Food Orders

  2. 94

    #65 Guide To Flying & Crackhead Neighbours

    The conversation covers neighborhood noise disturbances, a humorous account of a bond cleaning experience, and entertaining anecdotes from air travel experiences. It includes encounters with noisy neighbors, dealing with a disruptive drug dealer, and the challenges of bond cleaning. Additionally, it features amusing incidents during air travel, including turbulence-induced wine spills and humorous encounters with fellow passengers. The conversation covers various aspects of air travel, including airport experiences, airport beers, lounge access, navigating the airport, dressing for travel, and the joy of air travel. The hosts share their insights and experiences, providing tips and humorous anecdotes related to air travel. The conversation covers topics such as being above average, ideal flight time, favorite in-flight meal, favorite travel destination, and hot takes and humor. The hosts discuss their preferences and share humorous insights on these topics.TakeawaysDealing with noisy neighbors and disruptive behaviorThe challenges and humor of bond cleaningAmusing and relatable air travel experiences Airport lounges provide free food and a comfortable environment for travelers.Navigating the airport efficiently involves checking the gate, avoiding airport beers, and dressing appropriately.The experience of air travel is exciting and offers a sense of adventure and freedom. Above average is a recurring themeHumor and hot takes are an integral part of the conversationChapters00:00 Neighborhood Noise08:02 Air Travel Anecdotes19:37 The Airport Experience30:05 Dressing for Travel38:04 Above Average43:21 Ideal Flight Time51:13 Hot Takes and Humor

  3. 93

    #64 Guide To Not Being A Sad B****

    The conversation covers life updates, moving to Sydney, an unexpected text message, and dealing with customer service. It also delves into the theme of happiness and decision-making, using analogies to illustrate the importance of positive thinking and resilience.TakeawaysResilience in decision-makingPositive thinking and happiness

  4. 92

    #63 Guide To Easter As A 30 Something Loser

    AI Takeaways (Always making us sound more wise than what we are)Humorous banter sets the tone for the podcastEaster weekend and the confusion between ETF and EFT are discussed in a light-hearted manner Creative Easter celebrations can make the holiday enjoyable even when alone.Socializing in public can lead to interesting and unexpected interactions.The fear of missing trains can be a relatable and humorous experience.

  5. 91

    #62 Guide To Taking An L & Staying Young

    The conversation delves into the concept of taking an L (loss) and turning it into a win, emphasizing the importance of embracing feedback and learning from experiences. The discussion also explores the cultural experiences in Bali and reflects on life lessons learned. The conversation covers a range of topics, from metaphorical musings to navigating step five and sponsorship segues, the role of friends, one-on-one coaching, roommate search, tattoo talk, Zae's hot take on staying young, train troubles, and hybrid work. Embracing change and seeking new experiences is key to staying young and vibrant, while routine and consistency are important for progress. The conversation also delves into the challenges of finding a roommate and the complexities of family traditions.TakeawaysEmbracing feedback and learning from experiences.The concept of taking an L (loss) and turning it into a win. Embracing change and seeking new experiences is key to staying young and vibrant.Routine and consistency are important for progress, but embracing new challenges and experiences can lead to growth and personal development.Chapters00:00 Life Reflections and Lessons Learned26:45 Metaphorical Musings32:20 Roommate Search and Housemate Stereotypes41:38 Zae's Hot Take: Staying Young49:46 Train Troubles and Hybrid Work

  6. 90

    #61 Guide To Dating In Your 30s

    Well now we are cooking! Finally a topic that Dos has a little too much info on. We've got success and failure stories to guide you through dating in life's toughest era.

  7. 89

    #60 Trauma = Fitness

    Dos and Darcy catch up on recent events and discuss their experiences at a Tough Mudder event. They also delve into the topic of fitness, motivation, and the role of trauma in driving fitness goals. The conversation also touches on fitness coaching, therapy, and short-term fitness challenges. The conversation covers a range of topics including fitness and competition, the concept of going the extra mile, the influence of traumatic events, wedding best on, microwave frustrations, Darcy's number game, Darcy's hot take of the week, and escalators and tram etiquette. The discussion is diverse and engaging, touching on various aspects of daily life and personal experiences.TakeawaysFitness motivation can be driven by traumatic eventsShort-term fitness challenges can help build fitness habitsThe role of friends in motivating fitness goals Fitness and competition are key themes in the conversation.The concept of going the extra mile and confronting traumatic events are discussed in relation to personal growth and development.Chapters00:00 The Return and Weekly Updates20:33 Fitness Coaching and Therapy28:27 Short-Term Fitness Challenges38:44 Microwave Frustrations47:33 Darcy's Hot Take of the Week

  8. 88

    #59 Summer Yap

    A reflection on summer adventures and experiences, providing insights into the speaker's journey and humorous anecdotes. The conversation covers encounters with tall individuals at the airport, discussions about exit row seating, theater experiences and mishaps, and a red wine mishap during a Christmas dinner. The hosts share humorous and relatable anecdotes from these experiences, providing an entertaining and engaging conversation for the listeners.TakeawaysNew Year's resolutionsPersonal growth and development Meeting tall people in the exit rowTheater experiences and mishapsChapters00:00 Summer Adventures and Reflections25:05 Tall People in the Exit Row40:32 Red Wine Mishap

  9. 87

    #58 Christmas Special: Best & Worst Steps Of 2025

    We go through our best and worst steps of 2025, plus give our advice on which is the number 1 step to take into 2026.Use "TrustUs" for 20% at:https://www.spicify.com.au/

  10. 86

    #57 Guide To Writing A Christmas Movie & Shampoo Collecting

    This is a strong contender for episode of the year! I never knew shampoo chat was actually funny. Plus, we break down the most profitable and consistent movie category in the world! Juzz and Dos are at there best today!Use our code: "TRUSTUS" for 20% off your spices https://www.spicify.com.au/

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    #56 Guide To Work Christmas Parties & Tea Chat

    In this episode, Dos and Darcy discuss various aspects of work Christmas parties, including Dos's upcoming move to Sydney, Darcy's struggles with social media addiction, and their personal experiences with work parties. They share humorous anecdotes, strategies for navigating social hierarchies, and the importance of food and drink at these events. The conversation also touches on the risks of making jokes and the process of quitting a job, all while maintaining a light-hearted and entertaining tone.https://www.spicify.com.au/

  12. 84

    #55 Guide To Winning Over Your Partners Friends

    Some actual good advice in here, between all the other junk we yap. Not sure if this ep will be making our end-of-year best and fairest.

  13. 83

    #54 Guide To Lads/Girls Trips Away & Xav And Darcy Are Liars

    Some actual good tips in here! One of the most important social weekends of the year. This weekend can define your standing within the friend group and may impact your invitability for future lads' trips and maybe even your friends' significant events. Also do not trust a thing Xavier and Darcy say.

  14. 82

    #53 Guide To Bending The Law & Stealing For Equality

    We digress a fine line this week!! We give our best advice on bending the law and remaining an innocent citizen. Plus, we talk about Dos's birdcage experience!!!

  15. 81

    #52 Guide To Board Game Fights & Weak Wills

    We may not win again since we have given away our secrets to the mental warfare that is board games. But alas, we are here to help you get that W over your 'friends'. Plus is Dos actually a good guy? Helping old ladies does make it tough to argue against the facts. Oh and get some Spicify on your plate and use "TRUSTUS" for 20% off!

  16. 80

    #51 Guide To Getting That Summer Bod & Pilates Kings

    Definitely needed the lawyer to look over the episode. Not sure how applicable and recommendable our advice is this week but hey thats why you listen ya big old trustee :P

  17. 79

    #50 Guide To Selling Your Soul & Fumbling Meet Cutes

    Well now we are cooking!! About time we got talking about something that our hosts are great at, selling their souls! We've all done it but now we get to learn how to really do it. Plus Dos fumbles the bag yet again....

  18. 78

    #49 Guide To Oktoberfest & A Fun Fact Overdose

    Our Euro globe-trotting hosts are back and give you all the goss on their European adventures. Which included separate experiences at Oktoberfest, as we are coworkers and don't hang out socially, let alone internationally! Plus, with no Dos, Juzzy runs rampant with fun facts and even has Darcy drinking the Kool-Aid.

  19. 77

    #48 Guide To Trapping Roommates (Feat. Xavier Slater)

    I don't know what to say about this one. Good advice about managing roommates and winning the lease war! But boyo, everything else had us in regular dialogue with the lawyers!

  20. 76

    #47 Guide To Being The Victim (Feat. Xavier Slater)

    Special Guest Xaiver Slater joins Dos to discuss the benefits of being a victim! This one's a little close to our hearts and has resulted in a lot of our success in life. Plus, we surprisingly get very deep, lol emotions n sh*t.

  21. 75

    #46 Partying After 30 & Breaking Ribs

    More breaks and more chaos. Not sure what the takeaway from this episode is, but maybe it's that partying after 30 isn't actually very easy. Plus, you can only complain about marathons if you've run a marathon.

  22. 74

    #45 Planning Holidays With Your Partner & Breaking Arms

    New flavour to Trust Us this week with the 101 First Dates team jumping on board. Juzzy needs help planning her first trip away with her partner, and luckily, she knows a couple of experts on the topic... kinda. Plus, I think Haydn has a broken arm?

  23. 73

    Trust Us Special: Dos's Reality TV Debut! Stranded On Honeymoon Island Part 2

    Somehow, they didn't cancel Stranded On Honeymoon Island following Dos's debut. As such, we are diving into the final 2 episodes of season 1. We talk about the nitty-gritty of dealing with production and managing reality TV expectations. Plus, does going on a reality TV show help or hinder your dating life?

  24. 72

    Trust Us Special: Dos's Reality TV Debut! Stranded On Honeymoon Island - Part 1

    We break down episodes 9 & 10 of Stranded On Honeymoon Island as one of our very own breaks up an island marriage! Plus, we unpack that incredibly uncomfortable couples' cove!! Also, Channel 7, please sue Prosser for this episode...

  25. 71

    101 First Dates #22 Dating Abroad & Hostel Hookups

    A topic close to any traveller's heart! Finding love or lust abroad is typically high on one's travel agenda. Thankfully, we've dived deep into the process and gathered a few titbits that may change the game for you.

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    101 First Dates #21 Dating At University & Rizzing About Your Mum

    No Darcy this week! Lil punk is off making content for us with ladyboy dates. We go back into our past and talk about dating at uni! Plus somehow my mum gets dragged into this episode.

  27. 69

    101 First Dates #20 Rescheduling Dates (Feat. Daniel Prosser)

    Don't know how we missed the most obvious joke about Juzzy not being able to reschedule the recording of this podcast. But, least we found out that statistically, Juzzy must have a foot fetish.

  28. 68

    Travel Trauma: Peru & Sending Our Tour Guide To Hospital

    You don't mess with young backpackers! Especially when one of them is a 6'5" German Jujitsu machine. Don't worry, it was all deserved. Plussss how good is Machu Picchu!! Rainbow Mountain is overrated, well maybe not, but I can confirm the party hostels in Cusco are certified good fun.

  29. 67

    101 First Dates #19 How To Avoid Getting Ghosted

    With a spluttering start to the pod, similar to that of a uni student rolling into an 8 am lecture, this week's pod does improve, thankfully. After all, we are talking about one of the most prevalent issues in modern dating... no, it's not that love is a social construct, it's ghosting! No doubt you've probably experienced this modern trend, thankfully we have a foolproof solution to never getting ghosted again!!!

  30. 66

    Travel Trauma: Italy & Bringing Condoms To See The Pope

    New Pod, new stories!! This week we explore the sites of Italy and the Vatican City, which of course involves condoms, pizza and falling down the stairs of an Irish pub. Hopefully, you will learn a little about what to do in Italy or more accurately, what not to do.

  31. 65

    101 First Dates #18 Dating In The Rain

    New segments, old segments, and the same old chaos. I'm not sure why we even try to write a run sheet!Would you prefer to have a first date in the rain or on a sunny day or even in the snow?Plus we practice our gaslighting.Remember to use our code "trustus" for 20% https://www.spicify.com.au/

  32. 64

    101 First Dates #17 Birthday Dates

    How soon should you invite your date to your birthday party? Plus some utter shambolic chat as the crew get back into the swing of things.

  33. 63

    2025 Update!

    Just wanted to give you guys an update on what our 2025 is going to look like from your favourite podcast community! See if you can guess how many times I say "obviously"

  34. 62

    Trust Us & 101 First Dates - Christmas Special

    In the Spirit of Christmas, we have set aside our differences and combined forces for this year's Christmas special. We do a Rogue Guide to Christmas and a Dating Guide to when can you buy presents. If you were hoping for chaos, we literally have no idea how to deliver anything else!

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    101 First Dates #16 When and Where to break up?

    It's a sad boi beer week! We all get dumped at some point unless you are just Ken. It's important to manage the variables if you can, be smart break hearts in a safe place king.

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    101 First Dates #15 How Long Should A First Kiss Last?

    Tongue? No tongue? wtf do you do with your hands?Reddit vs the Internet is back!

  37. 59

    #44 Walk Of Shame

    We've all done it whether we knew it or not! Thankfully we are here to hep you turn that walk of shame into a walk of pride! Plus we discuss what it takes to be the best "best man"

  38. 58

    101 First Dates #14 S*x On The First Date

    Its controversial but actually is it? Or have we just matured to understand that sex is sometimes required for the plot? No doubt about it but this episode is unhinged.

  39. 57

    #43 Guide To A Ball & Getting Chilled

    Could be a uni ball, footy ball, or even a charity ball. One thing they all have in common is that you need to listen to our 5 steps to this weeks rogue guide. Plus we talk about whats the best nickname to call someone, champ.

  40. 56

    101 First Dates #13 Who Pays?

    Its the age old debut, as old as time itself so they say. Is it a split or does the lady or lad shout? Plus with no Juzzy we try out some new segments.

  41. 55

    #42 Being Alone & Cowardly Extroverted (Feat. Darcy Slater)

    Well this was destined to go off the rails! Some cowardly advice in avoidance and some interesting takes. But its a good one trustees, trust us

  42. 54

    101 First Dates #12 Repeating The Same Date Location Yes or No?

    Its an important question. Is it okay to start your love story at the same location that youve had another 10 dates? Plus we've got some juicey icks to work through today

  43. 53

    #41 Being Second Best & Sabotage

    Featuring Darcy Slater. From the specialist of second best. Honouring the role to sabotaging those trying to do the 10,000 hours.

  44. 52

    101 First Dates #11 Predrinking Before A Date

    We never even got on the rails for this one! Plenty of juicey chat and some horror stories of predrinking dates. Plus a surprise appearance from Lighting McQueen.

  45. 51

    #40 Turning 30 & Marley And Me Isn't Sad

    Took a while to well up the courage to admit we are 30. But boi did we find some positives to being old wise men. Trusties have plenty to learn today. Also Marley and me isnt sad and I cannot be convinced otherwise....

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    101 First Dates #10 Colleague First Dates

    You've all thought about, some of you have acted on it and others still live in the fantasy of dating a co-worker.

  47. 49

    #39 Long Distance Relationships & Olympicly Average

    Oh boy we are trauma diving today! Lucky there is a saying within the podcast community, if its trauma then its good podcast content

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    101 First Dates #9 Olympic Icks

    The olympics is built upon countries sending their finest physical specimens to compete but that doesn't mean they come without icks!

  49. 47

    #38 Winning & Dads Don't Have Nightmares

    Sad boi beers and dads not having nightmares somehow got us onto a Rogue Guide to Winning. Bit of an Olympic feel this week.

  50. 46

    101 First Dates #8 Location Location Location

    Locations make or break dates. 101 first dates is here to help you make those First Dates hit! But really we are just going to trauma bond with the chaos in this episode

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

The Trust Us Network includes the ever-green rogue guide to life, courtesy of playboy Dos living fast and loose in the city and his hermit mate Pross, who moved thousands of KMs for some peace and quiet. Whilst the addition of danger man Darcy Slater & Producer Juzzy has brought about "101 First Dates" with Dos, we will surely give you the most practical and impractical dating advice. Have a laugh, and become a Trustee before you drop that 5-star rating.

HOSTED BY

Haydn "Dos" Slater, Daniel "Pross" Prosser, Darcy Slater & Producer Justine "Juzzy" Cain

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The Trust Us Network includes the ever-green rogue guide to life, courtesy of playboy Dos living fast and loose in the city and his hermit mate Pross, who moved thousands of KMs for some peace and quiet. Whilst the addition of danger man Darcy Slater & Producer Juzzy has brought about "101 First...

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Trust Us is created and hosted by Haydn "Dos" Slater, Daniel "Pross" Prosser, Darcy Slater & Producer Justine "Juzzy" Cain.
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