TTRPG Audio Notes

It's been like two months, give me a break. Next Time: Beefe Dies Inside Of A Mech Suit.

The party partakes in the local customs. Astro gets saved. Beefe sees his dads. The Bash goes a little sideways.

Back in the halcyon days just after The Battle of Roseport, the party is invited to the world-famous Lucaryen Museum.

Sometimes you're really bad at D&D. Sometimes you build a little robot as a treat.

The Valorhome Five travel the Waste with Ramses and the Trawlers. Attack of the killer Froads.Attack of the killer Astrophel. The party arrives in Clutter.

I'm sorry that Beefe lost his goggles.I'm sorry that Triloth lost a leg.I'm sorry that you all almost died and then immediately got kidnapped by scary desert people.Sorry I yelled at y'all (but seriously, get it together.)Yee-haw, Trawler Country 🤠

The final performance of the Gargantuesque Bazaar.

The Party gets a little stuck in Miss Sweet's domain, but that's showbiz, babyyyy 😎

The party enters the Waste. Astrophel in the buff. Carnival games. Benny <3 Miss Sweet doesn't like to be embarrassed.

The heroes say goodbye to Roseport. Friends return home. Astrophel makes a commitment. Lark has a bad dream. Pomo's Waste awaits.

The party faces off with forgotten beasts. Bluebird returns. It's time for a nap.

A new friend enters the fray.The invisible beast(s) make themselves known.Sheriff Sandy gets his revenge.The mystery of the missing combat.

The Scraplings are made whole. The Valorhome Four inspire their army, and make a plan. Kem & Bee sing to The Void The fight for Roseport begins.

Gemaco speed-runs being resurrected, Triloth has mommy issues, Beefe eats a cigarette or two, Lark gets BOGO trauma. Jakalyn goes out like a boss. King Alba arrives to Roseport with the Lodestar Impetus. One more day til showtime.

Beefe follows in his father's footsteps by becoming a Dad. Lark sees the Bad Guys do Bad Things in IMAX 3D Triloth has a Mom, unlike the rest of the party Gemaco lies to everyone, goes to Fantasy Radio Shack, and then gets 5-stars GTA style. Rehearsals begin, and the Bracks take notice.

She scum on my save til I crit.Beefe's a dad. The Chimeran has its captain back. Gemaco takes a stroll. Everyone almost dies again.

Beef and Lark take to the skies. Triloth tri-disguises and still almost gets caught. Gemaco gets to know himself. Honey biscuits and burning hair. Things are about to get interesting.

Lark sets a bad guy free, sneakily. Triloth makes a run for it, and sniffs a stink. Beefaco mind-meld and build a home together.

The horses are getting married now? They're just letting horses get married over there? What is this city coming to?

Professor Christmas & The Shaky Trees take Roseport by storm.

Cap’n Blade. The Prince of Scraps. Roseport.

Gay drama, resurrections, and an army marching to war. We have a lil bit of everything.

Everyone goes down. This one is tough y’all.

DMs plans go right out the gosh darn window, Gemaco one shots a dragon (sort of), a relationship mended, the fae folk go free, and the party takes the Path of Edyn.

Gemaco learns more about his origins, Triloth finds family, Beefe assaults a man on a toilet and steals his beard, and Lark’s friend is taken by The Redcap. The heist goes tits up, and it all goes down in Castle Underborn.

The squad helps literally everyone, Lark makes a friend, Triloth grows a beard, Gemaco gets recognized, Beefe has a “mustache”

Gaery comes back, Triloth gets crispy, Beefe smells a flower, Lark gets a room, Gemaco does a sketchy thing

Everyone sees the Path. Carpathia goes down like a chump. Aria cocks a blunderbuss like a shotgun.

Talks with Bonnie, Captain Garret loses his gold, Billy The Pipe guides the heroes, Aria and Bushel are there I guess, and Beefe gets stoned. The Green Avenger awaits.

A funeral for a friend, and a chance meeting with an old one. The party searches for The Green Avenger.

Froggy business, boggy business, and foggy futures.

The party goes to war. Beefe has a chat about an old friend. Roux gets what’s coming to him. Norhan gets (and loses) an apprentice. Gemaco strategizes. Triloth gets pissed.

Night Bastard goes birding. Yassir gets a talking to. We crash another boat. Beware the bullywugs.

Everything hangs in the balance, and only Beefe Tigersoul can save the day.

The squad makes a getaway. Chucky gets an earful. Tallsville prepares for war.

WE’RE BACK, MOTHERFUCKERS

Triloth makes a friend. Jayne Prosper makes a return. Norhan makes for the hills.

Rioux gets a talking to. The party travels to a new place.

One-shot written by Adam DeWees

We died. We didn’t die. Copperfox hits the old dusty.

Rioux loses his gourd, the state of the world revealed, everyone finds some stuff, mushroom men ATTACK WITH BLOODTHIRSTY RAGE

New acquaintances, new mysteries, new threats, and a mysterious yellow doorway.

End of Book 1

RIOT ACAB FUCK 12 BURN IT DOWN

Dungeons. Dragons. D-Bags. More dragons.

Damn y’all. We got another Nard.

The party slays a monster. Night Bastard says some stuff. Time to hang with some druids.

Barnaby does Big Magic. Nelson gets nasty. Buster loses a friend. The aliens come to Marfa. Top of the ladder, y’all.

The crafts attack. The boys do some snooping. Shit gets MIBby

Everyone is bad at investigating. Buster makes a friend.