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Tudor, I Hardly Know Her

A comedy podcast about the Tudors and 1500s shenanigans. It's educational, we swear. But mostly funny. Hosted by Emily Simpson and Garrett Kaser. Produced by Jeffrey Simpson.

  1. 110

    Ep. 110 Vagabonds: the Poor People of Tudors

    This episode, we cover the life of the poor in Tudor times. The ridiculous punishments given to them. Which would you rather lose, a finger or an ear?  Emily discusses some of her recent reads and watches.  Also we're apparently on IMDb, now? Want to ask us a question or give an episode topic suggestion? Follow us on our social media: Facebook Twitter Instagram YouTube TikTok Gmail

  2. 109

    Ep. 109 The Dread Pirate Sir Francis Bryan: The Vicar of Hell

    Today we discuss the Chief Gentleman of the Privy Chamber, the Vicar of Hell, and the pirate (but not that kind) Sir Francis Bryan. Also hear Emily's thoughts on the recently canceled My Lady Jane and learn what happened to all the Dukes in the Tudor times. Plus we have a sneak peak into our next topic.  Want to ask us a question or give an episode topic suggestion? Follow us on our social media: Facebook Twitter Instagram YouTube TikTok Gmail

  3. 108

    Ep. 108 G'day, Katherine Willoughby

    Today we get to talk about the Duchess of Suffolk herself, Katherine Willoughby! (not to be confused with a wallaby) Also hear Emily give her thoughts on her recent viewings of different Tudor related shows. Want to ask us a question or give an episode topic suggestion? Follow us on our social media: Facebook Twitter Instagram YouTube TikTok Gmail  

  4. 107

    Ep. 107 Slippery Dick: Richard Rich Continued

    WE'RE BACK! The dark version of Forrest Gump was named Richard Rich. We discuss this man's insane escapades in Henry VIII's court, trying to figure out what he actually cared about and whether he had any real religious beliefs.  Find on Facebook, Twitter @tudorknowher, and Instagram

  5. 106

    Ep. 106 Boo-dor I Hardly Know Her

    We get spooky with a special Halloween episode and chat about some creepy occurrences. 

  6. 105

    Ep. 105 War & Codpieces

    Today we talk about the government system in the Tudor times, which really is not much different from today's surprisingly.

  7. 104

    Ep. 104 Joust Kidding

    On the heels of our visit to the Renaissance Faire, we discuss what jousts and tournaments entailed for the Tudors.

  8. 103

    Ep. 103 EVERYTHING is Islam!

    Not all English involvement with the Middle East were crusades. Some Tudor monarchs realized that getting involved with the Ottoman and Saffavid empires led to money (and also screwed the Spanish).

  9. 102

    Ep. 102 Fifty Shades of Lady Jane Gray

    History knows her as the Nine Days Queen, but we know her as the inventor of BDSM (probably).

  10. 101

    Ep. 101 This Armada Can't Sink

    It did.  We discuss how exactly little England managed to defend itself from the powerful Armada. Also we decide on a new podcast.    

  11. 100

    Ep. 100 Return of Henry the Baeighth

    We celebrate 100 episodes of Tudor, I Hardly Know her by discussing the impact of the Tudors. 

  12. 99

    Ep. 99 That's A-More-ay

    We finally sit down to learn about Thomas More, who had a good run of it until Henry cut off his head.

  13. 98

    Ep. 98 Where in the World is Henry Tu-dor-ego

    Apparently the rest of the world had some stuff going on yoo during the Tudor reign, so we chat about that and flat earthers.

  14. 97

    Ep. 97 I'm Bess Hardwick, Welcome to @Midnight

    Today we talk about the awesome Bess of Hardwick, who hosted a great late-night game show and also survived the Tudor reign. 

  15. 96

    Ep. 96 Black Tudors

    Today, in one of our more serious episodes, we discuss the lives of black Tudors.

  16. 95

    Ep. 95 You're Busy Askew-ing Each Other

    We talk about the martyr Anne Askew (the topic may have been slightly repeated, but the jokes are all new!)  

  17. 94

    Ep. 94 There Once was a Girl from Alhambra

    Catherine of Aragon had an adventurous childhood. Don't worry, she experienced a lot of sad stuff, too.

  18. 93

    Ep. 93 The Spanish Princess has a Siesta Fiesta

    You asked and we delivered. We sat down to watch the first episodes of The Spanish Princess, and boy do we have some thoughts. 

  19. 92

    Ep. 92 Histor-Remix: Six the Musical

    Emily got to see Six The Musical in Chicago, and, spoilers, it was so amazing. Hoping Henry the Baeth makes an appearance in the extended version.   P.S. make sure to listen to the end for fun treats.

  20. 91

    Ep. 91 The Days of Our Wives

    Henry VIII, International Man of Mystery, had quite a few wives. But he almost had more! Or at least different wives. So who were these women who narrowly escaped what was sure to be an unhappy marriage? 

  21. 90

    Ep. 90 People Magazine, 1540: Anne of Cleves

    Love 'em or Cleve 'em. The 1540s had some serious gossip going on about Anne of Cleves, and some modern historians are just adding to the crazy. 

  22. 89

    Ep. 89 We Have a Henry Rex

    Jeff and Garrett offer their thoughts on popular Anne Boleyn theories and questions, including whether she did have that extra finger and if she really loved Henry. 

  23. 88

    Ep. 88 Anne Boleyn: Dead and Lovin' It

    Anne Boleyn's life may have ended with the swing of a sword, but her ladies still had to deal with the details of her burial, which Henry so kindly ignored. Plus, what became of that famous "B" necklace? 

  24. 87

    Ep. 87 Anne Boleyn, Woman of the World

    We continue our Anne Boleyn month but talking about Anne's youth in the courts of some of the most fascinating women of these time.   

  25. 86

    Ep. 86 The Great Other Boleyn Girl Special

    We finally sit down to discuss The Other Boleyn Girl. What did Garrett and Jeff think? Why was Phillipa Gregory so free with history? How on earth was the movie so bad? Listen to find out!

  26. 85

    Ep. 85 Variety Hour, Part II

    We discuss a variety of Tudor topics, including Tudor myths and folklore.

  27. 84

    Ep. 84 Anne of the Thousand Henrys

    Anne Boleyn certainly had a thing for men named Henry.  We chat about Henry Percy, Anne Boleyn's one-time-love-interest.

  28. 83

    Ep. 83 Mary, Queen of Scots (again) (The Movie Though)

     We're back! Once again, we discuss Mary, Queen of Scots. But this time, we talk about the movie! Hear what Emily thought of the story, costume, actresses, and more! Notes: FutureLearn course on the Tudors https://www.futurelearn.com/courses/the-tudors 

  29. 82

    Ep. 82 Dudles Love Triangle-Pickle

    Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries: we discuss Amy Robsart's unfortunate and mysterious death. Was Robert involved? Did Queen Elizabeth have her romantic rival put to death? We will look into this and more, on Unsolved Mysteries. (Cue creepy music that haunts everyone.) 

  30. 81

    Ep. 81 The Trial of Mary, Queen of Scots, Or, in Which Elizabeth Yeets Mary, Queen of Scots

    We chat about the very long imprisonment and eventual trial of the very unfortunate Queen of Scotland, Mary. 

  31. 80

    Ep. 80 Henry VII's Rockin' New Years' Coronation

    We chat about what Henry VII's grand coronation looked like, and of course some religious discussion is sprinkled in with a brief history of the royal crown of England.

  32. 79

    Ep. 79 Soul Food: Tudor Halloween and Funerals

    We celebrate Halloween by discussing how the Tudors celebrated Halloween and what a funeral would have looked like. 

  33. 78

    Ep. 78 PROPAGANDA!

    We talk about how the Tudors used propaganda to their advantage. There's a fun chat at the start about history and history education.  Jump to 19:30 to get straight to Tudors!

  34. 77

    Ep. 77 The Tudor Menace: Catherine's Widowhood

    Catherine of Aragon had so much opportunity - daughter of a warrior queen, engaged to a future king. And then men continuously let her down. Men suck. We discuss Catherine's time in England as a widow.

  35. 76

    Ep. 76 You've Got Mail

    We chat about all those love letters Henry sent to Anne Boleyn while trying to convince her that she would seriously be his ONLY mistress, babe, I swear.

  36. 75

    Ep. 75 Suddenly, Tudors: Buckinghamsteinburgson

    We explore alternate show titles and discuss the Duke of Buckingham, the one guy Henry VIII executed who probably deserved it. 

  37. 74

    Ep. 74 The Scottish do the Cupid Shuffle

    We celebrate the anniversary of the Battle of Flodden by recapping how Katherine of Aragon kicked Scottish ass, plus the battle that caused an over-dramatic King to die.  Plus, Emily gives you an overview of two Tudor books she just finished!

  38. 73

    Ep. 73 Will Somers: Time Traveler

    Today we talk about the clearly time-traveling fool Will Somers and (because seriously the only way to survive that court was to know ahead of time what would happen). 

  39. 72

    Ep. 72 Stool Servants and Secrets

    We chat about the roles servants played in the Tudor palaces and how things were actully pretty nice for them. 

  40. 71

    Ep. 71 The Gang Conquers America

    We chat about Elizabeth's efforts to take over the world. And of course  we discuss the new Mary Queen of Scots trailer.

  41. 70

    Ep. 70 Cutthroat Catholics (and Protestants)

    Today we chat about some of the well-known Catholic and Protestant martyrs from the Tudor era. 

  42. 69

    Ep. 69 From Queens to Kings

    We talk about how England transitioned from their last Tudor monarch to James I. 

  43. 68

    Ep. 68 The Lordedom of Ireland

    Ireland during the Tudor time wasn't exactly a peaceful time. We chat about the many rebellions and a badass lady pirate of Ireland.

  44. 67

    Ep. 67 Variety Hour

    Today we chat about Arbella Stuart, who may have become queen after Elizabeth, and how those succession laws worked anyway.

  45. 66

    Ep. 66 John Dee (Not Rockefeller)

    Today we discuss the very interesting life of John Dee, famous for being super smart and also speaking to angels. Of course.

  46. 65

    Ep. 65 Cursed Bards

    We talk about Tudor writers and playwrites, and of course discuss the most famous Elizabethan author.

  47. 64

    Ep. 64 Kong's Great Matter

    Today we discuss Henry's divorce and all the chaos that went into trying to convince the Pope you're right. 

  48. 63

    Ep. 63 They Don't Call Me Mary For Nothin'

    We chat about Mary Tudor's marriage to Philip II of Spain, and how happy England was for their queen (JK).

  49. 62

    Ep. 62 Grey is the Loneliest Number

    A listener suggestion turned into a great episode! We talk about those poor Grey sisters and the many issues they had with Queen Elizabeth. Actually, it was really just one issue that kept popping up. 

  50. 61

    Ep. 61 Which Witch is Which?

    Witchcraft in the Tudor times was not quite as witch-hunty/burny as Salem, but you definitely didn't want to be accused of being a witch. So basically you didn't want to be a woman.    Also, Rat Pope.

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A comedy podcast about the Tudors and 1500s shenanigans. It's educational, we swear. But mostly funny. Hosted by Emily Simpson and Garrett Kaser. Produced by Jeffrey Simpson.

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