Episodes
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Don's Donuts
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Do you like Donuts? Would you like a pill that allows you to remember everything perfectly but with no regrets? Then you may be like my Don. MUSIC Solace - Billy Taylor Trio Piano and Strings - Henry Mancini The Return - Rachel Portman
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Can I Grab You?
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio A grabbing tale about getting served. MUSIC Nerves & Doh-oh-doh, Kevin Macleod
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I K*lled a Dog and I Liked It
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio I did NOT k*ll a dog, and I would NOT have liked that! SPECIAL THANKS Top Bug who photoshopped the Episode Art
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Who Am I If The Knicks Win?
After 53 years, “Theme from New York, New York” finally plays over a city of champions. To commemorate the Knicks’ long-awaited victory, I created an audio play, BUT! you don’t have to be a Knicks fan to enjoy it. You only need to know what it’s like to be hopeless. Who Am I If the Knicks Win?...
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The Sphinx
The Sphinx's riddles have defeated travelers for centuries. Today she faces her most formidable opponent yet: A follow-up question. WRITTEN/PERFORMED BY Turnip
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Pie Refills
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio In this tale, you will learn objective truths about pie, and subjective truths about salvation.
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The Last Broadcast of Orson Welles - Audio Play
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Orson Welles began his career by convincing America that the world was ending. Forty-seven years and several commercial failures later, he returns to the sound booth to record Transformers: The Movie. In this piece, Welles transforms a…
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Rudy and Trudy
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio There's only one reindeer who can save Christmas, and only one child who can talk him down. Written/Performed by Turnip
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The Mayor and The Mailman - Life's Scary Enough: Part 2
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Do you like Scary Movies?? I don't, I always say Life's Scary Enough. In either case you're sure to like this second installment of Turnip's newest ongoing odd audio adventure! Happy Halloween! Written/Performed by Turnip MUSIC The Minute Hour
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Life's Scary Enough - Part 1
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Do you like Scary Movies?? I don't, I always say Life's Scary Enough. In either case you're sure to like this first installment of Turnip's newest ongoing odd audio adventure! Happy Halloween! Written/Performed by Turnip MUSIC The Minute Hour
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Michael Myers Goes To Therapy
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Have you ever wondered what it was like when Michael Myers first went to therapy? Don't! The answer to that question, along with the current whereabouts of Ramzi Yousef and Osama bin Laden, gets revealed in this comedy sketch. STARRING Kat…
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Lancelot
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio In the court of kings, no love is without treason.
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Train Ya Dog (Loud Life)
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Have you ever had a loud neighbor, heard a dog bark, or wanted to drive your Honda Civic SI in front of a freight train? Then this one is for you!!
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How to Talk About Jalen Brunson
🎉 Patreon: www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio This is a video about How To Talk About Jalen Brunson
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MY STAND UP
🎉 Patreon: www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio I know what you're thinking! Our guy Turnip is dying up there! Well, stick with this and it'll stick with you! Its sticky! Like my hands after a trip to the bathroom! Written/Performed by Turnip Sound Design by That Raspberry Devil
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Doppleganger
🎉 Patreon: www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio A uniquely unremarkable man’s life is upended when he sees his double.
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Archeology Is A Joke (Rest In Peace Jimmy Carter)
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Archeology Is A Joke, and everyone's in on it! MUSIC Innervisions - DJ CAM
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Delivery
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Special Delivery!! This new bad boy from Turnip's Odd Audio is the whole package! It's got Bad Boys, Good Babies, and the Spirit of Death known to all as Time! Written and Performed By Turnip MUSIC Perdido - Duke Ellington Honeysuckle Rose --...
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Turbulence feat. The Minute Hour
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio The Minute Hour has vanished! But like a mighty Sun Tree, Turbulence rises from the ashes! Skyward! Starring The Minute Hour MUSIC The Photographer Acts 2 and 3 - Phil Glass
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Puppy Love
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio This is a story about Puppy Love. Starring Katerina Stryker Turnip Written By Turnip Music by The Veldt - Combustible Edison
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Ranch Root
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Turnip is reminding you to Live Mas while you still can! Music by Kevin Macleod
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How To Talk About Halloween
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Come on down and Talk Halloween with your favorite Waxy Turnip! RANCH ROOT drops on October 20th! Now THAT's Spooky! MUSIC Halloween Theme Scircura - Chas Smith
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6 Guys Back In New Jersey
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio I know: 6 guys back in Jersey who could have told you this story. You know: you should be glad. MUSIC Julia - Dave Stryker
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The Jackalope
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio This story like all stories is a complete work of fiction. Including and especially the parts which happened.
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Bubblegum
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Man, you ever think about how much better bubble gum was back in the day?? And everything else? SONGS Me and My Shadow - The Jazzmasters The Dream - Ry Cooder Snow Queen - Kevin Macleod
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The Debate, The Drake Beef, The 4th of July - Talkin Tunes With Turnip
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Come on down and Talk Tunes with your favorite Waxy Turnip! TUNES TALKED - The Times They Are A Changin - Martin Medeski and Wood Not LIke Us - Kendrick Lamar Rigamortus - Kendrick Lamar Best I ever Had - Drake Runnin Up that Hill - Kate Bush...
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First Mate
Have you heard the one about the woman who tried to marry Captain Kev?? She heard he was looking for a First Mate. Based on Dostoyevsky's White Nights. MUSIC Jesus Loves Me - Davell Crawford
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How To Talk About The New York Knicks
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio I know yadonwannatalkaboutit.
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Liable (RIP Matthew Perry)
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio For the first time in his life, he’s liable. MUSIC Babylon -- Kevin Macleod Tango -- Lupul Cel Rau
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Talkin Dune 2
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Come on down and Talk Dunes with your favorite Waxy Turnip! TUNES TALKED - The Thrill is Gone -- BB King Dune Medley -- Toto Space Jazz -- Kevin Macleod Murder On the Dance Floor -- Sophie Ellis-Bextor Nobody Loves Me But My Momma -- BB King
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What's Joe Biden Imbibing
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio "I imagine this playing over a hardware store intercom while everyone is indifferent to it." - Ethan Polczynski MUSIC Bill Frisell -- Pleased To Meet You, Egg Radio
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Welcome To Turnip's Odd Audio Channel
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Welcome to my channel! Please do not send me to my grandchildren! ANIMATION Graham Gillett of @mentalmedia2938 MUSIC Kevin Macleod -- New Friendly
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Playing Doctor
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big A tale of destiny, divinity, sticks, and asses. STARRING Turnip Katerina Stryker Edited by That Raspberry Devil MUSIC: Lied ohne Worte No 6 in G minor Op 19 - Felix Mendelssohn Pour appeler la joie Charme - Federico Mompou Warszawa - Teddy Lasry Le…
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Talkin Tunes With Turnip - Ep 4 "WW3, Sinatra, and True Detective!"
Come on down and Talk Tunes with your favorite Waxy Turnip! TUNES TALKED - The Modern Jazz Quartet - A Cold Wind is Blowing Frank Sinatra - Have yourself a Merry Little Xmas Cassandra Wilson - Death Letter Leonard Cohen - Nevermind
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The Swear Jar
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big This is the story of a person who is not political or religious. MUSIC: After the Fact - John Scofield 13 Preludes Op.32 No.5 - Sergei Rachmaninoff, Nikolai Lugansky Billy's Theme - Bob Dylan
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Christmas Is For The Birds
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big 🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big "Man thinks 'cause he rules the earth he can do with it as he please / And if things don't change soon, he will / Oh, man has invented his doom." ~Bob Dylan. Merry Christmas.
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Old Billy And Millie
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big A Vision of Hell. MUSIC Gianni Ferrio - i giorni che ci appartengono
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I Wonder About Hell
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big A Vision of Hell. MUSIC Whispering -- Louis Nelson and His Palm Court Jazz Band
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High Wells And Stair Ways
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big "There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold and she's buying a stairway to Heaven. When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed, with a word she can get what she came for. And she's buying a stairway to Heaven." - Robert Plant...
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Talking Tunes With Turnip Ep 3: Halloween in New Orleans!
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big You are now talkin tunes with Turnip! Please enjoy this new podcast about old songs and towns SONGS Alabaster DePlume - Black Drifts, The Good Wine, Naked Like Water, Sibomandi, What Can It Take Jerry Garcia, David Grisman - Teddy Bear's Picnic Brad...
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Outta This World MF
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big I've Always Said This!! So happy to share this collaboration with the incredible @mentalmedia2938 . When he showed me this powerful animation, these words poured out of me like streams of quasars in the cold expanse. WORDS - Turnip Music and Visuals…
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Clownin' Around
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big “Goodbye Cruel world, I’m off to join the circus…” Beth sobel Starring: AJ Allegra as Chuckler Katerina Stryker as Sue SONGS: Sonny Stitt - Estralita Ennio Morricone - Fantasmi Grotteschi Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass - I've Grown Accustomed to…
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Talkin' Tunes with Turnip - Ep 1 "The On Repeat Podcast"
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big You are now talkin tunes with Turnip! Please enjoy this new podcast about old songs and shows. Join us next week for an interview with Cartoonist and Punk Rock Legend Josh Bayer! SONGS Bill Frisell - I Heard It Through The Grapevine Lazy Lester -...
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The Bonef*cker
They call's him the Bonefucker and his name elucidates what he does! Another comedy about tragedy! Featuring Turnip as Man, Bonefucker Katerina Godoy as Pregnant Wife MUSIC Martin Denny - The Enchanted Sea Kava Kon - Palace of The Tiger Woman The Sweet Enoughs - Dream Puppy Moonbird - De Wolfe...
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Brother's Day (Prod. @LitKidBeats )
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big A domestic tale. Beat by @LitKidBeats
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Turnip's Big Business 3: The Bigger They Business The Harder They Business
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big MUSIC Action Line - Dorothy Ashby Moonlight Serenade - Glenn Miller Atlantis - Les Baxter I Only Have Eyes For You - Lester Bowie's Brass Fantasy
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How To Talk About Basketball
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big "HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE" - Dave Chapelle
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Cleanin' House
🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big In this one a dirty business man comes clean. Music - Berceuse in D Flat Major Op. 7 - Fredric Chopin, YUNDI Chantes Des Femmes - Medeski Martin and Wood Endless Night - Dominik Scherrer
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There's No Women Where We're Swimmin
A tale of fidelity. GUITAR Jeffrey Pramudita - Guitar Poem 3
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