TurtleCOM

Episodes

1. 25

   TurtleCOM 36 – Attack of the 50-Foot Irma!

   Originally recorded July 2, 2016. It’s the first NEW EPISODE in a while! …sort of… TFTS and DAlex are joined by series regular Talia Ellis and newcomer The-Tim-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named Stanton! This week we jump into a new episode with a brand new writer, but the same ol’ female oppression tropes…

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   Aug 16, 2016
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   TurtleCOM 35 - Becky Sanders Saved This Episode!

   Originally recorded November 21, 2015. Tim, DAlex, and Becky Sanders dawn their briefcases and legal pads as they discus episode 302, “Turtles on Trial.” Technical glitches galore, Becky figured out their microphone snafu just in time to make the show happen. Thank her next time you see her, as...

   Jul 26, 2016
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   TurtleCOM 34 - Beneath These Streets

   Originally recorded May 13, 2015, DAlex and TFTS return to form in the EK Studios with Katie “Seawolf” Self (Shrouded Tales series) and Noah Nevin (“Realm” & “Prom Ride”). Kicking off Season 3 of the Turtles original series, you are in for a doozey! Shred and Krang are plotting the theft of the...

   Jul 12, 2016
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   TurtleCOM 33 – Return of the Technodrome

   Originally recorded April 29, 2015, the famous Tim Smith and Dalex finish out season 2 of the original TMNT cartoon series with a few voices from the past. Nathan Ballard, Larry Parr, and Geoff Stults’ younger brother Andy Wagner join us to see what happens when the Technodrome returns to the...

   Jun 28, 2016
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   TurtleCOM Interview - Joe Mares

   Originally recorded January 10, 2016, DAlex and TFTS are back with a special interview with the lead game designer of TMNT Battle Match, Joe Mares. It’s a calm return to the recording booth, so look forward to some heavy turtle talk and the inspirations of a video game artist. Also, go download...

   May 31, 2016
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   TurtleCOM 32A - The Catwoman from Channel Six

   Reaching out from the mists of The Famous Tim, and Dalex's past comes V.O. actress Sara Cravens and driving a Krispy Kreme truck of sugar sweetness through our hearts is Film and TV's Austin Highsmith. This mighty team of four dives head first into a surprisingly Femme-unfriendly episode of the…

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   May 14, 2015
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   TurtleCOM 31 – Teenagers From Dimension X

   SEASON 2 has arrived!!! The Famous Tim Smith & DAlex are back from an extended vacation filled with loads of editing and TMNT related misadventures. More importantly, they have returned to the studio with beloved guests Colleen Evanson and Dr. Ben Tully (King of the Nerds)! There are always loads...

   Apr 8, 2015
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   TurtleCOM XXX - The Dirty 30!

   TurtleCOM turns 30!!! …and DAlex & TFTS are gettin’ dirty by digging up all the banned clips from the cutting room floor. Of course it wouldn’t be TurtleCOM if they didn’t talk about the 1987 cartoon, so Dom Burgess and Abbey Cobbe return to help finish off ‘New York’s Shiniest’ as well as season...

   Mar 10, 2015
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   TurtleCOM 29 – New York’s Shiniest (1 of 2)

   DAlex and the famous Tim attack Comments & Corrections today with ninja-like fury! The Queen of Bees, Saskia Delp-Kullock has returned to the hive along with Miles Allen after his epic Edinburgh adventure performing his “One-Man Breaking Bad” show. Super-strong thugs break into April’s apartment,...

   Nov 18, 2014
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    TurtleCOM 28 – Splinter No More (2 of 2)

    TurtleCOM TURNS 1!!! Coincidentally, DAlex busts out the ol’ Sand-filled, Mariachi Egg while TFTS makes the world’s longest TMNT DVD box opening. Colleen Evanson returns with quips and cracks a plenty to help sire in Lady Becky Sanders to the fold. Nobody sings Happy Birthday this time, but…

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    Nov 6, 2014
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    TurtleCOM 27 – Splinter No More (1 of 2)

    The famous Tim Smith is turning 30 years old just to commemorate the anniversary of the Turtles! Holly Mckee and Brian McClure (“Space Command”) join in the festivities with a risqué rendition of the Happy Birthday song and DAlex “the beach slapped” Miller is unimpressed with the details of his...

    Oct 22, 2014
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    TurtleCOM 26 – Invasion of the Punk Frogs (2 of 2)

    DAlex and TFTS promise to get strait to the turtles this episode, but there’s just one problem… JED WILLIAAAAAMS!!! He’s returned with accounts of John Heder and the Dynamite pic that brought them all back together. The Punk Frogs finally come to their senses about Shredder, but not before...

    Oct 7, 2014
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    TurtleCOM Interview 1 – Kevin Eastman

    It’s their first interview ever so TFTS and DAlex figured why not just peak at the beginning with co-creator of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles himself, Kevin Eastman. Listen in for tails of turtles, pop cultural influences in the creative process throughout, and find out what age the turtles…

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    Sep 17, 2014
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    TurtleCOM 25 – Invasion of the Punk Frogs (1 of 2)

    The famous Tim Smith sets the course for adventure in the coming weeks with DAlex the baby-faced Viking talking the TMNT Movie in greater detail. Collin Turner of the improv realm returns to regale us with turtle politics in the bog of Florida as well as a few delightful characters. Set your...

    Sep 3, 2014
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    TurtleCOM 24 – TMNT 30th Anniversary Special

    DAlex the friendly genie returns form Comic-Con 2014 with a little green bug full of turtle superfans including tOkKa (terrible2z.com), Mark Demerin (aka – Fugitoid), and Michelle Ivey (CowabungaCorner.com). It’s not a traditional episode today as they start off with Foot Soldier Theater,...

    Aug 5, 2014
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    TurtleCOM 23 – Enter the Fly (2 of 2)

    TFTS starts off all anime’d out and DAlex the friendly genie looses his license to the local teen police but fortunately Luis Carazo is able to die roll their spirits +10 by summoning the queen bee, Saskia Delp-Kullock. Turtle movie trivia abounds, but they find their way back to Baxter’s...

    Jul 22, 2014
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    TurtleCOM 22 – Enter the Fly (1 of 2)

    DAlex the queasy genie fights to keep his frappuccino down and TFTS battles to keep this barge of fools sailing straight for Krang’s portal. Mike Sielaff joins us for the first time out of the LA improv scene and Breon Bliss returns to claim bullshit on Baxter’s science. April finally has to let...

    Jul 8, 2014
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    TurtleCOM 21 – The Case of the Killer Pizzas (2 of 2)

    TFTS is reunited with DAlex the friendly genie who makes his wish to see Jed Williams a reality and also ushers forth Abbie “Howard” Cobbe from the mists of improv comedy. Under a time crunchabunga, the crew barrel through stage moms and a car accident that saved Jed a BUTT ton of money! There’s...

    Jun 25, 2014
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    TurtleCOM 20 – The Case of the Killer Pizzas (1 of 2)

    Tim and DAlex pop in their VHS copy of this memorable TMNT episode as veteran TurtleCOMmie TaliaEllis.com returns to the break room to combine powers with Katie “Seawolf” Moloney (VO for “Shrouded Tales”). The memory of Dr. Breakfast is honored in text chat on his tombstone and in C&C, as Ninja...

    Jun 10, 2014
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    TurtleCOM 19 – Curse of the Evil Eye (2 of 2)

    DAlex the Dirty Dinosaur Digger and TFTS complete the Eye of Zarnoth quadrilogy with special guests Miles Allen (“One Man Breaking Bad”) and Dr. Breakfast (THE complete breakfast). We discover the secret of “How to Fix Your Messed Up Life” and how attractive Shredder’s helmet can make you feel on...

    May 27, 2014
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    TurtleCOM 18 – Curse of the Evil Eye (1 of 2)

    The Famous Tim Smith and DAlex the Grizzled Tinker are graced by fellow bloggers Mia Resella and Omar Najam from “2 Broke Geeks” on the Geek & Sundry channel, as we begin the Eye of Zarnoth’s final chapter. There’s a MASSIVE TUMULT over Mia’s nerdy confessions and who knew the nickelodeons...

    May 13, 2014
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    TurtleCOM 17 - The Mean Machines (2 of 2)

    It’s plug-o-rama on TurtleCOM today as TFTS and DAlex talk about most everything surrounding the Turtles except today’s episode. EVOO guests Maya Stojan (“Castle”) and Marc Gaffen (“Grimm”) swap LA dating stories and spotlight the early 90’s rap scene. SkyNet wraps itself around the discussion of...

    Apr 29, 2014
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    TurtleCOM 16 – The Mean Machines (1 of 2)

    DAlex and Tim throw caution to the wind and discuss the rise of SkyNet via espresso machines with Justin Savusa and James Buckmaster of the EK Hydra podcast. Having 4 dudes in the studio, why wouldn’t they tackle the Bechdel Test and the relational pitfalls of Shredder, Krang, and Baxter’s love...

    Apr 15, 2014
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    TurtleCOM 15 – It Came from Beneath the Sewers (2 of 2)

    TFTS and DAlex the friendly genie summon back the unstoppable forces of Jed Williams and Calico Cooper from the far off Czech Republic to finally confront the horrific sexism of 1980’s children’s programming. Will racism sway the giant mutant plant? Will the boys ever catch on that Cali’s mocking...

    Apr 1, 2014
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    TurtleCOM 14 – It Came from Beneath the Sewers (1 of 2)

    DAlex the friendly genie imagines finding his friendly muse while TFTS gets a great idea for a new cartoon cat. Colleen Evanson returns with a new 9:30 job and Dr. Ben Tully PhD escapes the Smuggler’s Den to teach us all about science till he gives himself a chub. Kids from the 80’s are dicks and...

    Mar 18, 2014