Episodes
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Episode 87: Captain Save-A-Ho!
This week Cat and Reagan discuss the sip-n-see that isn't a sip-n-see, the final episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht, why we would never buy from Ramona, how Brody growing up make us nervous, why Bravo better not drag out the Erika drama for too long and the Auntie FBI. (Shahs of Sunset, Below…
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Minisode 24: It could be a massacre!
This is the deep dive into The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion!
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Episode 86: You're so articulate!
This week Cat and Reagan discuss toxic Mike, the growth of MJ and GG, drunk Gary vs. sober Gary, Queen Eboni the gracious, Heather the self righteous, Sonja the sage, Sutton vs. Crystal, why Lisa's apology is totally inappropriate and the return of Family Karma. (Shahs of Sunset, Below Deck…
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Episode 85: I shop at fucking Target, bitch!
This week Cat and Reagan discuss dick pics, chafing vs. Chlamydia, Eboni the housewife whisperer, and why Sutton need to shut the fuck up and listen. (Shahs of Sunset, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, The Real Housewives of New York, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills)
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Minisode 23: Whose pussy was murdered in those sheets?
This is the one where we dive deep into The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, reluctantly.
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Minisode 22: Who's the COVID girl now?
Welcome to our deep dive into The Real Housewives of Dallas reunion!
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Episode 84: Too big is just a nuisance!
This week Cat and Reagan discuss the return of the Shahs and shady Mike, titties for Trump and STDs, Eboni the Ramona whisperer, Brody in the bath, the sadistic dentist that is Kathy Hilton, and introducing the kids to Keeping Up. This week we want to extend a massive thank you to our newest...
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Episode 83: I get my "help" wrong!
The week Cat and Reagan discuss the high school disco that Below Deck Sailing Yacht has become, why Leah should be the casting agent on The Real Housewives of New York, our differing views on Louis, why it is time for Joe Gorga to evolve, how Brody Jenner is still the hottest man on TV and...
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Episode 82: I'm allergic to alcohol.
This week Cat and Reagan discuss the ship of sex shenanigans, how Eboni is just what RHONY needs, why we are team David and Dolores, and the epic debate on Keeping up with the Kardashians. (Below Deck Sailing Yacht, The Real Housewives of New York, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Keeping…
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Episode 81: Getting the Vitamin D.
This week Cat and Reagan discuss the single white female that is Sydney, how Danni's up the duff, how Kary is self medicating, why everyone needs to get out of Teresa and Dolores' business and the car crash that is the final season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. (Below Deck Sailing Yacht…
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Episode 80: Professional Cockblocker
This week Cat and Reagan discuss Sydney's super successful cockblocking skills, how Gary is so professionally unprofessional, why Kary spicing up the bedroom is all wrong, why mums get a raw deal and how Kris Jenner is a bigger woman than we are. (Below Deck Sailing Yacht, The Real Housewives of...
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Episode 79: She ain't my type of bitch.
This week Cat and Reagan decide to drop RHOA, discuss the most awkward thruple we've seen so far, how Kari is not recognizing her privilege or remembering her manners, why Joey and Melissa will make it through this rocky patch and the shit show that is Khloe Kardashian right now. (The Real...
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Episode 78: Did You Get That Confidence In Jail?
This week Cat and Reagan discuss dropping RHOA from the schedule, how the vile guests on BDSY aren't wrong about the service, how it's easy to mum kids that aren't your own, why everyone needs to be more aware of their own triggers and why the world would be a better place if Scott and Courtney…
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Episode 77: I want to get my peach kissed!
This week Cat and Reagan discuss the two vaguely interesting things happening in Atlanta, why we are team Gary against all our better judgement, the shampoo shaman, why its okay for Bill to get shitfaced but Jen gets judged, and why you don't have to love Kim K but you can't call her stupid. (The...
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Minisode 21: He buys me Chanel
It's the deep dive into The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion.
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Episode 76: White Girl Wasted
This week Cat and Reagan discuss Kenya, Kenya, Kenya, the boat of debauchery, why people should stop picking on Tiffany and how the "Tackie" feud rages on. (The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, The Real Housewives of Dallas, The Real Housewives of New Jersey)
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Episode 75: Social Justice Snatch
This week Cat and Reagan discuss exactly what went down in South Carolina, the reunion which was just as uneventful as the season, the new yachties on the sexy sail boat, bullshit projection during uncomfortable dinners in Austin, only child issues, pranking Joey Gorga, and how Gia seems to be…
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Episode 74: Blow Job Therapy
This week Cat and Reagan discuss what makes a terrible host, how Covid cancelled Captain Lee and the crew, bullying in Dallas and how we are so thankful that New Jersey is back so we can talk about David's testicle head and why you can't spread rumors if you don't have receipts. (The Real...
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Minisode 20: Muppet Mouth
Welcome to the Southern Charm Reunion minisode!
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Episode 73: Crystal Good Vibes
This week Cat and Reagan discuss entitled white kids, why men are really committed to keeping women down, angry chefs, why working moms need curfews and bad southern etiquette. (Below Deck and The Real Housewives of Dallas)
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Episode 72: It's my Birthday!
This week Cat and Reagan discuss shitty hostess behavior, energy healers, and Kary doubling down on dickhead behavior. This week, Eliza from https://www.instagram.com/facereality16/ joins us to chat all things RHOSLC. Go follow her to stay on top of all the tea on your favorite Reality TV. (The...
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Minisode 19: We want a REBOOT.
This is Cat and Reagan's deep dive into the dumpster fire of The Real Housewives of the O.C.
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Episode 71: I love Balls!
This week Cat and Reagan discuss the rules on buying panties for friends, fragile male egos, Kary's split personality, and why we loved Lisa and Meredith this week. (The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of Dallas, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City)
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Episode 70: Sober TED talk.
This week Cat and Reagan discuss social activism in Atlanta, high functioning alcoholics, chickenfeetgate, finding yourself after kids, the worst date ever and why we are pissed at Madison. (The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of Dallas, The Real Housewives of Salt…
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Episode 69: Balls on the perineum.
This week Cat and Reagan discuss blended families, lesbian phases, entitled dickheads, drunken chefs, real discussions on race, chicken feet, why we are glad that the O.C. is over, owning your own shit, and white privilege. (The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of…
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Minisode 18: The Thirst book
It's a minisode y'all! This is our deep dive into The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion!
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Episode 68: High End Hoarder
We're back! This week Cat and Reagan discuss how Ralph shows his true colors, what happens when Captain Lee looses his shit, how we are all looking forward to the end of the O.C., the Oedipus complex in Salt Lake City and the unconscious bias of South Carolina. (The Real Housewives of Atlanta,...
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Episode 67: Eat my cooter!
This week Cat and Reagan discuss absentee husbands, domestic gaslighting, when chefs flip their shit, the politics of the O.C., how to be a good wing-girl and when it's just not cute to talk like a baby. (The Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Real Housewives of the O.C., Below Deck, The Real...
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Episode 66: You've got to get your fight back dog.
This week Cat and Reagan discuss pre-wedding therapy, the return of the Atlanta housewives, boring Below Deck, double standards when it comes to domestic abuse, race issues in Charleston. (The Real Housewives of Potomac, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the O.C.,...
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Minisode 17: David Yontef | Behind the Velvet Rope
This week we welcome David Yontef as our guest. Host of the uber popular reality TV podcast, Behind The Velvet Rope, David has made it his life’s work to get up close and personal with all the reality TV stars you can think of. In this episode, he spills the tea on the Bravolebrities he loves…
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Episode 65: Get serious or get out!
This week Cat and Reagan discuss cultural expectations of the second generation, why we think Below Deck is below par, how the OC ladies cope with lockdown, and how the statues must come down. (The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the O.C., The Real Housewives of…
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Episode 64: I retired my mouth.
This week Cat and Reagan discuss afternoon wanks, character assassinations, why we'd be great on a super yacht, marrying for money and psychopathic teenagers. (The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the O.C. and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City)
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Episode 63: Fish on fish.
This week Cat and Reagan discuss character assassination, chasing the buzz, "vowel" renewals, hospital smells, the bitchiest housewife we've ever seen, and Coronavirus in South Carolina. (The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the O.C., The Real Housewives of Salt Lake...
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Episode 62: They want up my asshole.
This week Cat and Reagan discuss post natal depression, the stud of the sea, why we need our kids to leave us the fuck alone, co-parenting and gin vs. vodka martinis. (The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck, The Real Housewives of the O.C., Keeping up with the Kardashians, and Southern Charm.)
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Episode 61: She feels alive in drama.
This week Cat and Reagan discuss why telepathy is a shitty form of communication, why mums need to stop being martyrs, weaponizing sobriety and the Peter Pans of Charleston. (The Real Housewives of Potomac, The Real Housewives of the O.C., Keeping Up with The Kardashians, Southern Charm)
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Episode 60: Prosecuted to the fullest extent
This week Cat and Reagan discuss couples therapy, why dickheads are made not born, being sober on TV, Codependency, and why we'll be filming our kids more. (The Real Housewives of Potomac, The Real Housewives of the O.C. and Keeping Up with the Kardashians)
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Episode 59: Feeling things is scary.
This week Cat and Reagan discuss should you leave it to the law when your friend assaults you, dressing up to spice things up, toxic insecurity, having the balls to admit you have a problem and watching coronavirus grow with 2020 vision. (The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean,...
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Episode 58: Ask and you shall receive.
This week Cat and Reagan discuss being sorry but not sorry, people who get in their own way, how being a woman with anger issues doesn't make it cute, and why sisterly love isn't all that. (The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean and Keeping Up with the Kardashians)
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Episode 57: That's embarrassing.
This week Cat and Reagan discuss why you always loose when you resort to violence, couples therapy, the Lady Macbeth of the yacht and a fear of spiders. (The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean and Keeping Up with The Kardashians)
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Minisode 16: It's too late to apologize
In this minisode Cat and Reagan deep dive into The Real Housewives of New York Reunion!
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Minisode 15: Motherfuckers... I'm out!
Cat and Reagan do a deep dive into The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion.
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Episode 56: Not for Lazy Moms
This week Cat and Reagan discuss why you shouldn't stay together for the kids, mum shaming, grown men who act like babies and the world before corona. (The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean and Keeping Up with the Kardashians)
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Episode 55: I don't have an old vagina!
This week Cat and Reagan discuss how to have a grown up conversation, why we hate hangover deniers, chefs that bully and budget Goop. (The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean, Keeping up with the Kardashians)
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Episode 54: Bye Bye Friend-zone!
This week Cat and Reagan discuss the end of the Kardashian Era, how you never know what kind of mum you'll be, how you shouldn't talk about other people's booty holes, why banter is important and why some relationships should just end. (The Real Housewives of Potomac and Below Deck Mediterranean)
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Episode 53: 2020's going to be a good year!
This week Cat and Reagan discuss crappy dads, mum shaming, the power of positivity and the end of The Real Housewives of New York. (The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean, Million Dollar Listing LA, The Real Housewives of New York)
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Episode 52: Karen from Human Resources
This week Cat and Reagan discuss getting back together after divorce, keeping your marriage together after a baby, why whiny chefs make your sex parts shrivel, and why you never stand up a mate. (The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean, Million Dollar Listing LA, The Real...
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Episode 51: House Daddy
This week Cat and Reagan discuss how a peloton doesn't make you nice on the inside, why chefs are always grumpy bastards, why Cat and Reagan would never leave an awkward situation gracefully, and why its time for a cast shake up on The Real Housewives of New York. (The Real Housewives of Potomac,...
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Episode 50: If you don't want to be here, GO!
This week Cat and Reagan discuss how refreshing it is to see the truths of motherhood, drugs on board and maritime law, mean girl vibes in Rome and theories on the evolution of the hangover. (The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean, Million Dollar Listing LA, The Real Housewives…
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Minisode 14: Swinging Schlongs
It's the Shahs of Sunset reunion! We have been waiting for it to come out for ages, is there hope?
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Episode 49: I like spicy dick!
This week both Cat and Reagan are back to discuss why the fuck you would potty train a 9 month old, the gigantic conspiracy theory of Below Deck Med, Denise the denier and liar, and angry drunks. (The Real Housewives of Potomac, Below Deck Mediterranean, Million Dollar Listing LA, The Real...