Twenty Going On Forty

Danielle battles a hangover at Epcot with her parents in tow, delivering a hilariously tragic tale of poor life choices. Meanwhile, Chris recounts his late-night showdown with a rogue mouse in his cabin, starring Blue the Cat who failed Chief Mouser school.   From Epcot stumbles to rodent warfare, this episode is peak Twenty Going on Forty chaos. A must-listen for anyone who’s ever been defeated by a theme park—or a mouse. 

Let’s set the stage: Thanksgiving, the pinnacle of feasting and family gatherings. But for Danielle? It was a lonely plate of asparagus and existential questions about pescatarian neglect.Chris and Danielle plunge us headfirst into a "Would You Rather" conundrum for the ages: sneezing glitter or farting confetti. Would you prefer to sneeze glitter and risk turning every allergy season into a rave? Or would you opt to fart confetti and create involuntary party favors at the worst possible moments? Let’s just say, this episode really puts the “festive” in gastrointestinal distress.As always, Chris and Danielle’s chemistry turns absurd hypotheticals into side-splitting entertainment.

This week on Twenty Going on Forty, Chris and Danielle take us on a hilarious deep dive into the wide world of reality TV, from sun-soaked villas (Love Island) to mosquito-infested wildernesses (Alone). It's an episode that seamlessly transitions from gossiping about who recoupled with who, to planning a hypothetical survival strategy in the Canadian backwoods. Naturally, it’s equal parts chaotic and brilliant.If you love reality TV, hypothetical chaos, and hearing Chris inadvertently pitch himself as the least qualified contestant on Alone, this episode is a must-listen. Just don’t expect to walk away with useful survival tips—unless you count "360 no-scoping bears" as practical advice.

In Episode 15 of “Twenty Going on Forty”, we dive deep into the epic saga of Chris's tribal tattoo journey! Chris spills the ink (literally and figuratively) on his half-complete body suite, a bold masterpiece crafted by none other than the legendary tattoo artist Allison Way. With Danielle reacting to each twist and turn, from the initial adrenaline rush of that first chest tattoo session to the funny mishaps along the way. This episode will have you laughing along with every inky detail.

In this delightfully chaotic episode of “Twenty Going on Forty”, Chris and Danielle dive headfirst into a question no one asked—but everyone secretly wants answered: Would you rather fight a vampire or a werewolf? What starts as a quirky debate quickly spirals into a full-on existential rollercoaster, where bloodthirsty creatures are only the beginning of the journey.   If you’ve ever wondered whether you could fend off a werewolf or if eternal life is worth the hassle, this episode is a must-listen. Warning: you’ll leave both laughing and questioning your own existence.

In this week’s episode of Twenty Going on Forty, Chris and Danielle throw us headfirst into the animal kingdom—and not the cute, cuddly side. Nope, they peel back the layers (literally) and dive into the absolute nightmare fuel that is: what animals look like without fur or feathers. Spoiler alert: You’ll never see a rabbit or a parrot the same way again.   This episode is a perfect cocktail of disturbing imagery and comedic banter, proving that no subject is too weird for Twenty Going on Forty.  If you like laughing at mildly cursed knowledge, this one’s a must-listen. 

Episode 12 of Twenty Going on Forty is a wild ride through the galaxy far, far away—but this time, it’s not lightsabers and epic battles. Chris and Danielle bravely tackle the question that’s haunted Star Wars fans for years: would you rather walk in on Jabba the Hutt taking a dump, or have the ever-annoying Jar Jar Binks bust in on your bathroom time? Chris and Danielle dissect the absurdity of each scenario with the finesse of Jedi knights navigating a minefield of bathroom humor.  Do you prefer the horrifying sight of Jabba's gooey throne or the relentless chatter of Jar Jar while you try to maintain your dignity? The hosts leave no stone unturned, exploring the psychological implications of both options. Let’s just say you’ll never look at Star Wars the same way again! You’re going to need brain bleach after this one.

In this episode, Chris and Danielle take a whimsical leap into the feline world, exploring the hilarious possibility of switching places with their cats.  Episode 11 is a purr-fect blend of humor, relatable anecdotes, and a dash of existential musings on what it really means to be a cat. If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to trade lives with your pet, this episode is a must-listen. Just be prepared to look at your cat with less envy after it ends!

In this delightfully offbeat episode, Chris and Danielle dive into the ultimate “Would You Rather” dilemma: Would you prefer to always speak in rhymes or to sing everything you say?  Chris and Danielle tackle the rhyming and singing scenarios with their trademark wit, engaging in a lively debate about the merits and pitfalls of each option. The episode is filled with hilarious attempts at rhyming dialogue and impromptu musical performances that are sure to leave listeners in stitches. Highlights include Chris’s valiant effort to rhyme every sentence and Danielle’s Broadway-worthy singing. Their playful banter and over-the-top scenarios make for a fun, entertaining listen. By the end, you’ll be torn between appreciating the artistry of rhymes and the sheer joy of singing everything. If you’re in the mood for a good laugh and some musical madness, this episode is a must-listen!

In this hilarious episode of Twenty Going on Forty, Chris and Danielle take us on a wild trip that begins with refined dining in Italy and ends with a deep dive into the absurdity of children’s television. Danielle kicks things off with her glamorous trip to Italy, complete with a meal at a five-star restaurant. She paints the scene beautifully, making you feel like you’re right there with her, basking in the Italian ambiance. But things take a turn for the hilarious when we find out exactly “what” was on the menu. Let’s just say the feathered friend in question was a bit of a surprise—cue Chris’s jaw-dropping and the ensuing banter as they try to figure out exactly “how” this bird made the cut at a five-star spot. Chris and Danielle pivot to one of the most head-scratching children’s shows of all time—”Blu Chews”. If you’re unfamiliar with this forgotten gem that doesn’t really exist, ”Blu Chews” was a show that taught kids "the way of the streets." And by "streets," we mean some truly questionable life lessons from a tough-talking imaginary host.  Overall, this episode is a delightful mix of travel tales, unexpected dining adventures, and a trip down memory lane. Definitely not your typical fine dining review, but that’s exactly why we love it!

In this blink-and-you'll-miss-it episode of Twenty Going on Forty, Chris and Danielle dive into the world of Ybor City’s nightclubs. Danielle passionately shares her love for Ybor’s vibrant nightlife, describing the neon lights, leather whips, and all the wild stories that come with it. It’s short, sweet, and leaves you wanting more—like getting kicked out of the club just as your favorite song comes on. 

In this wild episode of “Twenty Going on Forty”, Chris and Danielle kick things off with a round of their favorite game, Either/Or. The burning question: would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses? The debate gets scientific (and hilarious) as they weigh the pros and cons of battling these bizarre creatures. Danielle then takes the reins with some surprising facts about the famous protected chickens in Ybor City. Things take a turn for the weird when the conversation spirals into a discussion about taking the tiny Key deer of Florida on a road trip to hang out with giant bucks up north. But as usual, things don't stay on topic for long. Chris shares an unforgettable story about someone sneaking a cat into an Applebee's, which leads to a chaotic exchange of stories about the times they’ve been scared senseless by cats. From battling oversized birds to dancing deer and sneaky cats, this episode brings the kind of chaos that only “Twenty Going on Forty” can deliver.

Ah, Episode 6, where the show finally hits its stride, or maybe just a different kind of high. First, let's talk about Danielle, who’s clearly living her best life this episode by experiencing the, um, “elevated” state of being high on the devils lettuce. She’s gone full "weed guru" while Chris is playing the role of the world's most sober stoner. You’ve got to love the irony of Chris avoiding Mary Jane like it’s a pop quiz while Danielle's already graduated to valedictorian of "High School." But hold on—things take an even weirder turn when we find out Chris has a particular fondness for tickling his 55-year-old male boss. Let that sink in for a moment. While we’re all processing that bizarre tidbit, the show decides to dive into a conversation about Chris’ legendary prankster days, because nothing follows workplace tickling better than juvenile hijinks. And oh boy, the pranks. Yeah, Chris takes it to a whole new level. The first prank is straight out of a teenage horror film: pictures of penises (yes, plural) secretly taped onto a friend's sweater. Picture the poor unsuspecting friend pulling that sweater on, only to realize they're now the proud owner of the world's most unfortunate and awkward art collection. Chris may have missed his calling as a modern artist, though I’m not sure the world is ready for "Sweater of Shame" as an exhibit. But the pièce de résistance has to be the superglue prank. If you thought superglue was just for fixing broken mugs, Chris is here to educate you. He and his buddies slap on some press-on nails to a friend's foot while the poor guy is snoozing. It’s unclear whether the friend woke up feeling fabulous or just utterly confused about their new fashion statement. Just when you think the episode can’t get any more absurd, Chris decides to take advantage of Danielle’s, let’s say, enhanced state of mind. He concocts a story about an old man hiding in the room. Now, if you thought paranoid stoner paranoia was bad, wait until you see what happens when Danielle’s imagination runs wild. In the end, Episode 6 leaves us with more questions than answers. Is Chris secretly a prank genius or just a menace to society? Has Danielle found inner peace or just the bottom of a bag of Doritos? Will the boss ever figure out why he’s suddenly so ticklish? One thing’s for sure—this episode is a masterclass in the kind of chaos that only “Twenty Going on Forty” can deliver.

In Episode 5 of Twenty Going on Forty, Danielle and Chris serve up another heaping helping of hilarity, awkwardness, and life lessons you didn’t ask for but are somehow glad you got. The episode kicks off with a grand tour of Danielle’s state-of-the-art podcast studio, which has everything you’d expect—high-tech gadgets, sleek design, and... a smelly cat litter box.The episode takes a deep dive into Danielle’s aquatic past, as she recounts her first job at an aquarium, where her love for fish (the tasty kind) began. It’s a tale of wonder, scales, and a slightly concerning obsession with skewered sea horses.But just when you think it can't get any weirder, Chris takes the mic to share the sketchy life lessons he picked up as a busboy. Think of it as a crash course in "what not to do with your life," featuring how to safely do your first drug deal with a shotgun.And just when you thought you were safe, Chris wraps up the episode with his top tips for keeping your testicles looking young well into your 40s. Yes, you read that right. It’s the skincare routine you never knew you needed and now can’t unhear.Episode 5 is a blend of the bizarre, the smelly, and the surprisingly useful. It’s the kind of content you never knew you needed, delivered with the trademark humor and honesty that makes Twenty Going on Forty a must-listen. Don’t miss it—just maybe hold your nose during the studio tour!


In this hilarious episode, we dive into Danielle’s epic trip to Maine with her best friend and super athlete, Kendra. Get ready for some laughs as Danielle reveals her unexpected love for Northeast rest stops—who knew bathrooms could be so safe and clean? The real adventure begins when Danielle recounts her near-death experience in class 5 river rapids. Spoiler alert: She didn't actually drown, but her dramatic retelling will have you on the edge of your seat (or laughing on the floor). As if that wasn't enough, Danielle then drops a bombshell with her "kill on sight" theory about Muscovy ducks and iguanas. Apparently, these creatures have made it to her personal hit list, and she doesn't hold back in explaining why. Chris's bewilderment to this revelation is pure comedy gold. We round off the episode with Chris bravely tagging along with the Adventure Girls for some beautiful, yet exhausting, hikes in Arcadia National Park. And what’s a hike without some gourmet sausage cooking? Tune in for an episode that’s sure to leave you in stitches, questioning your own feelings about Muscovy ducks, and maybe even planning your next road trip rest stop tour!

In this episode, we dive into the ultimate showdown: 80s toys vs. 2000s toys. Get ready to cringe at the horrors of Garbage Pail Kids and question the sanity of Danielle’s My Meebas toy which might just be mistaken for a questionable adult item. Plus, we'll take a walk down memory lane to a time when kids could easily buy cigarettes without raising an eyebrow. Join us as we relive childhood, one questionable toy at a time!

In today's episode, Danielle spills the beans on her go-to sob session spot at Steak and Shake—because sometimes a good cry needs a side of fries. Then, buckle up as Chris regales us with his unforgettable monkey escapades, including the infamous tale of a primate misadventure involving a PVC pipe and, well, some sensitive monkey business. Trust us, you won't want to miss this wild ride! Next up, we delve into the serious collector's world of Beanie Babies and Squish Mellows—because who doesn't need plushies that are both adorable and potentially worth a fortune? Tune in for laughs, life lessons, and a reminder that growing older doesn't mean growing up.

In the pilot episode of Twenty Going on Forty, hosts Danielle (the youthful 23-year-old) and Chris (the seasoned 43-year-old) give you the scoop on how this unlikely duo came together to birth a podcast. But wait, the real meat of the episode is the crucial question that's plagued generations: Team Edward or Team Jacob? And just when you think the podcast couldn't get any more off-topic, Danielle shares one of her favorite public crying spots. If you're in the mood for laughs, a healthy dose of nostalgia for that vampire-werewolf love triangle, and a few tears (mostly Danielle's), tune in and join the fun.