twentynothings

talk about planes, trains, and automobiles… this week, the ladiez celebrate the finale of season four with a good ole fashioned recap of the past week’s shenanigans, including a boozy brunch, 21+ night at the children’s museum, and Dani’s fantastic trip to Seattle (including her absolutely mind boggling journey home)! As always, thank you to our small but dedicated following and please reach out to these two lovely ladiez while they are off for the month of March if you have any episode ideas or just want to check-in!! LOL (lots of love),Kaitlin and Dani

POV: it’s 2008, your parents are arguing about the recession but you have demi lovato to get you through #itsnotjustaphase Join the ladiez as their siblings (and sibling adjacent ig) roast their embarrassing pasts. And, let’s be honest, isn’t that just their whole past??

If you’ve ever worked in food service, odds are you’ve heard the term “86,” whether it was an ingredient your restaurant ran out of or a menu item you were no longer selling. This week, the ladiez take it one step further and decide to 86 things that annoy them out of existence. Cockroaches? 86’ed. Plastic trash bags? 86’ed. Working on Fridays? You guessed it, 86’ed. Tune in to hear the full lists and prepare your own list, or roast us in the comments for having terrible opinions. Dealer’s choice!

The ladiez have had quite an eventful past week and will have an eventful month ahead! ¡Que Rico! Not only did Kaitlin and Dani return to their undergrad roots with a good ole fashioned game of stack cup and late night drunchies, but also with international travel! Hear all about their weekend shenanigans and planned Colombian activities, including some bread math (it’ll be an inside joke once you listen to the episode).

How well do you know the 90s? If you are anything like the ladiez, you were barely alive for them, so what you know is only hearsay! This week, Kaitlin quizzes Dani on seemingly impossible 90s trivia (or Dani just doesn't know the answers). We're talking OJ. We're talking the world wide web. We're... talking. Yep, mostly just talking. Loyal listeners will enjoy a bit of gossip toward the end of the episode... you know we treat you right. Y2K or bust!!

this week, the ladiez return to their roots for a good ole fashioned chit-chat where nothing gets accomplished you leave with more questions than answers. fresh off of killing a bottle of bubbly white wine, Kait and Dani launch into a hard-hitting discussion of tattoos, getting the wind knocked out of them, and sweat. yes, sweat. not to mention a philosophical and theoretical discourse in which the ladiez predict the next accidents that will befall them and outline the ideal scenario for a fight. you are in for a good one!

Aleya is back on the pod!! It's about damn time!! This week, the lucky ladiez are joined by everyone's favorite good time gal, Ley Ley!!! After a spicy update, Dani and Aleya launch headfirst into a detailed analysis of RuPaul's Drag Race, including providing commentary on challenges, judging the judges, and ranking their top 5 favorite drag queens! Meanwhile, Kaitlin had no clue what was going on! This one is for the gays and theys (mostly), but feel free to listen in to learn more about the cultural phenomenon that is Drag Race and witness Dani be an absolute drag race savant for no reason (this is both her best and worst self). Shoutout to Kaitlin for being such a good sport.

you said WHAT happened on NYE?? big if true... but, before we get into that... this week, the ladiez get into the ups and downs of 2024 and how the vibez are looking and cooking for 2025. Kaitlin treats Dani to a surprise tarot reading that's weirdly chock full of pasta and Dani returns that in kind by reading Kaitlin for filth. Upon re-listening, the ladiez thought this was their best episode in a while, but they are incredibly biased due to their vanity and self-righteousness. exciting news: the year could only get weirder!!!

Buckle up for a wild Christmas recap as the ladiez talk through the presents they gave, the ones they got, and the pop culture rabbit holes they went down. Dani’s out here mildly obsessed with Theo Von (is he actually that hot? Dani thinks so) and CT from the Challenge, while Kaitlin drank so much wine over the holidays that she ends up spilling water on her own butt stone cold sober. Tune in for gift talk, TV rants, and some unfiltered moments that we gaslight ourselves into making sense

Fan favorite big Nol returns this week for a fashionably late episode of the twentynothings podcast! Hear him absolutely abuse the ladiez as they present their hottest takes and maybe hear a few of his too… 🤫 water fountains? Traffic circles? Dogs in public? LETS GET INTO IT.

“Joey, The Ladies es Walks Max en You There Beautiful Reflections por Eri, Queens The From Generations Girl” is what Siri thought Dani was saying when she was trying to voice to text the caption for the description of this episode while she was high

It’s everyone’s favorite time of year - when your Instagram stories are overloaded with Spotify Wrapped screenshots that you pay no attention to! Or maybe you do and psychoanalyze those you call “internet friends!” Tune in this week for a festive recap of a bonkers holiday party, an explanation of why Kaitlin will be canceled on the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, and a high-level analysis of the ladiez’ Spotify Wrapped - both personal and for the most slept on pod on the plant! Roast our music taste in the comments below 👇

How many movies have you seen this year? Bet it’s less than us, you stupid loser. Let us educate you with our astute critical analyses of the blockbusters of 2024. Gladiator II? More like Glad I Saw It. Twisters? More like chef’s kiss-ters. Deadpool and Wolverine? More like dead cool and wolver-spleen. (I’ll work on it). Join the ladiez as they recap their tops and bottoms of the year, as well as investigate a mysterious neck injury… sure, Kaitlin, it happened when you were “sleeping”

on this fine black friday, let's go on a journey of emotional healing and cosmic burning. this week, the ladiez are joined by regular guest star sydney! sydney was gracious enough to indulge us by talking about her harrowing dating journey and giving the people what they want: another man to sh*t on. then, kaitlin and dani divulge the juiciest bits from their highly anticipated wedding appearance. finally, for the piece de resistance of the episode, sydney reads them the house down boots by getting into the nitty gritty of their astrological charts. spoiler alert: the world hates leos and leos looooove that for them

The truth hurts, kid… this week, Dani ranks her top 5 favorite holidays and Kaitlin is NOT pleased with the results, the ladiez undergo the painfully human experience of trying to figure out “what song am I thinking of?” and Dani revives the age old tradition of performing popular songs in the way of the spoken word (iykyk). Tag along on this jolly and carefree episode and listen carefully to hear the moment when the ladiez gaslight themselves into thinking they are referencing a previous episode (when in fact they are referencing something said just moments before)!

WOAH WOah woah... what now?!? can i believe my own eyes?? are my trusted peepers failing me?? these are questions you may be asking yourself. fear not, you can rely on those pretty ojos, as Kaitlin indeed let a strange man take photos of her. tune in to hear those gory details, as well as stories of Kaitlin threatening to physically harm her sweet grandmother, Dani having an intense adverse reaction to the thought of her friend drinking a glass of milk, both ladiez continuing to bore audiences week after week with their recipes, and the legend of the finger toe. get wrecked.

this week, the ladiez are serving up more than just hot takes! join us as we discuss eating healthy as a gen z menace, Kaitlin recaps an exciting weekend of walking and brunching, and Dani finally understands America's food crisis (the pieces click into place live, in real time). put on your bibs ladies, theybies, and gents, cuz this episode is just like a good pizza: messy, hot, and will leave you wanting more.... and by wanting more, we mean wanting more time away from us because you finally realize that we don't have much to offer to society and are slowly flailing as we fall to our inevitable demise

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Yes, they’re real 😉 🍒 👅 but the news may be fake! Join the ladiez as Kaitlin quizzes Dani on all things real versus fake, from news headlines to Gossip Girl quotes! Whether it’s horny kangaroos, knitting chimpanzees, or vaginal Eye of Sauron pillows, you will hear a critical point of view 🤔 also, stay tuned for the end of the episode, when we get into our predictions for Kaitlin’s housewarming party… real ones will know if THOSE are real or fake!!!

Is it hot in here or is it just episode 69? In honor of the most sexual number of all the numbers, this week the ladiez get INTO IT. And by it we mean SEX. Play along as Dani quizzes Kait in some sex trivia, plays probably the most scandalous game of would you rather EVER, and, of course, tells some JUICY 🧃 🍑 🍊 🍎 😅 stories along the way…. This episode is not for the faint of heart and is also not for the ears of anyone related to the podcast hosts! THAT MEANS YOU MOM

As the ladiez get tipsier throughout their double recording session, you could say they get a little bit more… in touch with themselves…. This week, Dani recaps a bit of her break, including but not limited to her aging, moving, and becoming a zen master. As a certain substance takes effect, she mentally slithers into the depths of her prefrontal cortex, riding the tide through the ebbs and flows of the feminine experience, and arriving in an oasis of nonsensical rants about emotional well-being. All the well lady Kait delivers her classic quips. Listen…. If you dare…. Also sorry for the terrible audio quality in this episode, it’ll be fixed by next time we pinky swear!!!

Guess who’s back? Back again? Did you miss us?!?!? ….well jeez you could’ve at least pretended. WE’RE BACK BABY! AND BETTER THAN EVER! The ladiez have had quite the eventful break this past month, as they have decided to consciously uncouple. But, don’t fret! The pod is stronger than ever! Get a glimpse into Kait’s break, including a horrible move, expensive tequila, and a certain boy in a certain bar….. ESKEDDIT

The ladiez are bringing you cradle to grave, they are giving you stem to stern, bringing head to toe, hilt to tip, breadth and depth and length and exposition to resolution honey!!! This week, Kait and Dani discuss their ~interesting~ relationships with their college roommates, plan their dreams weddings (or lack thereof), and discuss what next season will hold! FOR THE GAYBIES LADIEZ AND THEYBIES ONLY.

WELCOME TO WWE SMACKDOWN SMASH OR PASS EDITION. In the penultimate episode of the third season of the most mediocre podcast ever, the ladiez go head to head in a game of smash or pass! You may be thinking, these girls would open their… homes… to anyone right? Correct! Which is why most of the que-sex-tions pertain to non-human objects or theoretical concepts. Let’s get metaphysically horny, baby 😏

Nibblin' on sponge cakeWatchin' the sun bakeAll of those tourists covered in oilStrummin' my six-stringOn my front porch swingSmell those shrimp, hey, they're beginnin' to boil.Wasted away again in MargaritavilleSearching for my lost shaker of saltSome people claim that there's a woman to blameBut I know it's nobody's fault.I don't know the reasonI stayed here all seasonNothin' to show but this brand new tattooBut it's a real beautyA Mexican cutieHow it got here I haven't a clue.Wasted away again in MargaritavilleSearchin' for my lost shaker of saltSome people claim that there's a woman to blameNow I think, must be Buffet's fault.--- Instrumental ---I blew out my flip-flopStepped on a pop-topBroke my leg twice I had to limp on back homeBut there's booze in the blenderAnd soon it will renderThat frozen concoction that helps me hang on, hang on.Wasted away again in MargaritavilleSearching for my lost shaker of saltSome people claim that there's a woman to blameBut I know this is all Alan's fault.Yes, and some people claim that there's a woman to blameBut I know it's our own damn fault...

Local woman reveals the voices in her head that control her thoughts. Insanity or democracy? More at 6.

Cats and kittens, we gather here today to celebrate the joyous occasion of an institution of higher education somehow awarding a member of our friend group with a doctorate - what an interesting choice! Somehow, we have become impressive! This episode, hear the ins and outs of a group of twentynothings navigating a day filled with joy and accomplishment while never taking a sip of water. DOCTOR SLAYYYYY

International superstar Uti joins the ladiez this week to discuss being a baddie in Colombia, being a baddie in North Carolina, and being a baddie in pelvic floor strengthening! It may get a little political, but we see it as being poLITical amirite ladiez?? COVERGIRL. PUT THE BASS IN YOUR WALK.

"Ever wondered if your BFFL could hack it in your shoes? In this wild ride of an episode, we flip the script and quiz each other on the ins and outs of our day jobs. From office antics to industry secrets, expect jaw-dropping revelations and maybe a few blush-worthy confessions. Get ready to find out just how much we really know—or don't know—about what pays the bills. Things are about to get hilariously inappropriate!" -chatGPT

From NYC to Amsterdam, Kaitlin has been traveling the world the past couple of weeks! Between seeing Ryan Reynolds in person and seeing Taylor Swift perform again, it’s a miracle she had time to catch COVID! Listen in and learn about Kait’s travels and trials alongside Dani!!

I hope you are as excited to listen as we are to announce that Big Nol joins the ladiez this week! In one of the most skillful weekend recaps to date, Big Nol cracks open a couple cold ones to take us through Uti’s birthday debauchery (known hereafter as “gooch night”) and how he is enjoying living so close to Kait and Dani!!! Goochies for all!

EXTRA EXTRA HEAR ALL ABOUT IT - the ladiez laid ;) out their summer plans this episode thanks to a script written by ChatGPT and you won’t wanna miss this! Between Kaitlin country hopping, Dani aging, and generally ~letting loose~ this summer, the ladiez look forward to getting up to ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD THIS SUMMER. wanna join us? 👉👈

😳 uhhhh hey everyone… ummmm… so this week the ladiez talk about UTI’s return (not related to title), the inaugural high party at the Raleigh Roadhouse (also not related to title), and Kaitlin’s weekend with her dad (DEFINITELY NOT RELATED TO TITLE). We also get into dating celebrities (kinda related to title), whether adults should be blonde (surprisingly related to title), and Dani being touched deprived (MOST CERTAINLY RELATED TO TITLE). Let’s get into it yuh!

Hey katz and kittenz!! If you are in the inner circle, you will have attended the rager of the year last weekend!! If you aren’t, we’ve luckily made a podcast episode where we recap the whole thing! Come on down and listen to the story of lost toenails, cupid shuffles, and the unfortunate incident of having glass in the, you guessed it, pool area. Purr!

The moment we’ve all been waiting for!! This week, Kaitlin and Dani get into the absolutely rambunctious tomfoolery the ladiez got up to in Austin. We have tequila. We have flight delays. We have brunch. And yes, we have mechanical penises. Peni? Tune in as the truth is revealed….

Yes, that’s says what you thought it said. This week, the ladiez get into the persons, places, and things that THEY BELIEVE are overrated today. We talk foods. We talk movies. And yes. We talk Taylor. CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER.

SKIBBITY BOP we have Aleya on the pod this week!!!! *the crowd goes wild* and we thank the lord for that! Ley Ley plays the role of judge, jury, and executioner as Dani and Kaitlin rank the top five most beautiful edible items and the top five most edible looking inedible items…. It makes more sense once you start listening. So. START!! (Warning, there may be a bit of an echo during certain parts of this episode but we beg you to hang in there!!)

Say what??!??!? The ladiez get a little ~topical~ this week with commentary on the Kendrick vs. Drake feud, a brief discussion on how exhaustion is the silent killer, and even touch base with hometown hookup and chat about Kaitlin’s dating life…. As well as brutally exposing our guilty pleasures for the whole world to hear. Fun!!! Please only roast us online and behind our backs, not to our faces ❤️

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM (not a reference to the current feud, the twentynothings podcast remains neutral in such matters) NOW WE’RE HERE. who knew the ladiez would do it?!?!? You!!!! We are so grateful for the small yet mighty group of listeners we are lucky to call honorary ladiez (ladiez in waiting? single ladiez? working titles). Join us to celebrate the 50th episode of the twentynothings podcast! This episode, we throw it back to our classic format of straight gossiping about our childhoods and dating lives, with a little game thrown in the middle for pizzazz. Thank you all!!!!!!

Buzzzz…. Buzzzzz…. Do you hear that? Buzzzz…. Omg I think that’s…. Buzzzz….. BUZZFEED QUIZZES!!! Is Kaitlin a terrible sister? Can Dani spell? What awful opinions does Kaitlin have about Disney characters? Can Dani complete trivia to win a million dollars? Bruh literally no spoilers, just listen to it!!!!

Girl whatttttttt??!? Hozier came to Raleigh?? The ladiez saw him perform live? Dani’s nephew’s parents came to celebrate???? U hurd dat rite. This week, Sydney joins the ladiez as they recap the Hozier concert and divulge a couple secrets along the way…. TAKE US TO CHURCH!!!!!

Soooooo something not so chill happened last weekend…. Brace yourself for a torrid tale of a loving friend group’s interaction with drugs and alcohol. This episode, we honor the fallen soldiers who attended Johnny’s birthday party and commemorate the night of utter tomfoolery. You will hear the story told from two perspectives: someone who partook in the consumption of spiritous liquors and the only sober person in the room… can you guess who is who?

LETS HAVE A KIKI. This episode, the ladiez get into Dani’s March which is… primarily the story of homegirl getting back into the dating scene and uh… cough cough… other things. We know y’all are dying to hear about the ins and outs (heh) of the end of the iconic celibacy slay era, so let’s not waste time - LISTEN NOW. Also, seems that, among other things, Dani’s brain was also scrambled during the recording of this episode, so we humbly apologize if any timeline gets confusing… just figure it out jerk. Ily!

The ladiez are back are rearing to go!!! But first, let’s have a kiki and catch up… you got time? March was the month of adventures for Lady Kait, from traveling abroad, to turning 25 (giving mid-twentynothings), and… dare I say it… DATING!!!! It’s a long one so get comfy, light a spliff, and gaslight yourself into thinking these idiots are entertaining ❤️

SEASON FINALE SPECIAL SURPRISE!!!! That’s right, the one who was there since day one, she who has seen it all, the third member of the orig trig, that’s right - MISS HANNAH JOINS THE LADIEZ ON THE POD!!!! Enjoy this long awaited guest star appearance as the ladiez discuss cruel and unusual punishment, take compatibility tests, and indulge in a walk down memory lane….

Yeah you could say the ladiez were hungover this weekend… this episode, Kait and Dani recap partying with Kaitlin’s mom, including being drunk in public, frowing up, and fighting demons the next morning. PLUS, the second half of the episode, Kait puts Dani to the test with Kaitlin trivia! Who knows whom best? 🤔

In an effort to prove her love, Kaitlin attempts to ace a 30 question quiz about Dani’s life… will she succeed? Depends. Does she know Dani’s favorite foods? Does she remember Dani’s favorite ex? Can she describe the nature of Dani’s period? LISTEN TO FIND OUT.

At a bar. In a parking garage. On the highway?!?? Wanna know how to pull these fine ladiez? …gosh you said no a little quickly. WELL LISTEN ANYWAY. Kaitlin and Dani recount their favorite and most memorable pick up stories to date! (Ok not date date but you get it). This episode concludes with a juicy secret spilling so be sure to listen to the end…. 😈

This week, Kaitlin recaps spending the weekend in Charlotte with not one, but TWO previous roommates (not to be confused with her favorite roommate, Dani)! Then, Dani recaps another weekend of having no game with the bar owner. Sprinkle in a couple of personal questions from Truth or Drink, and we have quite the episode! BOOYAH!

WEST COAST GIRLIES LISTEN UP!! This week, Dani recaps visiting her bestie Alex in the gay capital of the country!! (Idk if that’s true but that’s what we’re going with). Join us as we gab about good food, good company, and a slightly less good stomach ache that attempts to derail our plans YIKES!!!!! (((Special message from Alex included 🤫)))