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Twilight Newbs
by Jason and Eric
Join two dudes as they read Twilight for the first time. What have we gotten ourselves into?
Episodes
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Eclipse Ch. 3. Jacob Black is Back
Team Jacob! Ladies and gentlemen, he is back. Awkward phone calls. Awkward showing up at someone else's school. But has the best slams against leech Edward. Does a fight break out in front of muggles? Oh wait wrong series. SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwilightNewbs/ Facebook:...
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Eclipse Ch. 2. Sex Talk
My (Jason) audio is horrible in this. Sorry. Going to have to deal with it though. We are such professionals. But more importantly, Charlie attempts the sex ed talk. What a dad move. But fails pretty bad at it. Give him some credit. Episodes will be on Monday's from now on. SUBREDDIT:...
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Eclipse Ch. 1. WerePig
We are finally into the third book! Eclipse! Heard this one is good. Better not let me down people. Seriously. It better be good. Thanks for being with us for so long. Keep it up. New logo soon! SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwilightNewbs/ Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's…
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New Moon Movie Review! Hardcore Parkour
We are back! Stupid technical problems. Missed you guys. Here is our movie review. Our thoughts and predictions on what we think will happen. Enjoy. SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwilightNewbs/ Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason Instagram: yale_jason AND NOW...
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New Moon Ch. 24 - Epilogue. FINALE!
We did it! Finished book number 2. Not sure which is better. The first or the second. What do you think? Thanks for continuing this journey with us. Looking forward to Eclipse. Sorry for missing a week. It happens okay? Deal with it. SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwilightNewbs/ Facebook:...
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New Moon Ch. 22-23. Edward and Bella Together Again
Kiss kiss. hug hug. Kiss the wrist. Don't forget that spot. They have made it back home safely. Now what? They made a promise to the Volturi to change Bella into a vampire. Does Edward keep his promise? Does the kissy kissy stop? Only a chapter and an epilogue remain. Thanks for sticking with us...
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New Moon Ch. 20-21. Enter the Volturi..... Dun Dun Dun!!
The almighty Volturi finally make their entrance. And my goodness is it juicy. Tourists..... oh boy. You'll have to listen to this one. It gets bloody. Edward steps into the light. Or does he? The direction of this book is so weird. SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwilightNewbs/ Facebook:...
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New Moon Ch. 18-19. The Plot Changes?
Someone DM Stephanie Meyer and ask her...... Why did you completely change the plot of this book? This is super confusing. Still better than the first book. Enjoy these two chapters! Leave those reviews. You know what will happen. SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwilightNewbs/ Facebook:...
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New Moon Ch. 16-17. Eric is on the Road!
First off. Sorry about the quality on this one. Wanted to keep our streak of releasing every Saturday. A Cullen comes back to forks. Which one? Werewolves smell bad? Loads of information in these chapters concerning not only Bella, but the Cullens. Not so much action. But info is just as good...
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New Moon Ch. 14-15. Clothes are Coming Off
Our first mature episode. We get into some heavy stuff here. Correction. Eric gets super graphic. Warning. Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars.......
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New Moon Ch. 12-13. Jacob's Promise
I hate you. I love you. I hate you. I love you. Jacob comes back for Bella? Bella forgives easily? Edward is coming back right? One vampire dies in these chapters. Another rises. The juices are starting to flow in these chapters. Should be a great ending. Two dudes reading the series for the…
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New Moon Ch. 10-11. Vampire Vs Wolf
These chapters are getting out of hand. Stephanie Meyer is flexing those lengths of chapters. Shoving into our faces. What are we, like half way through the book now? Crazy right? Hope you enjoy these chapters. Don't forget your homework assignment. Tell one person about this podcast. Two dudes...
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New Moon Ch. 8-9. Gore, Blood, and Vomit
Our longest episode yet. You're welcome.The real question is, who doesn't get sick in these chapters? Vomit everywhere. The most awkward date you could ever be on. These chapters are high school all over again. We get blood from not just the movie, but Bella has another accident. We get to see…
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New Moon Ch. 6-7. Bella Has A New Boyfriend
Oooooo la la. Love is in the air. Jacob fills a hole where Edward was. Bella starts to fall for the skyscraper of a man. Tune in for the flirting. Bella can't contain herself. Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out....
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New Moon Ch. 4-5. Jacob is Shredded!
I have a feeling we are about to get a lot of Jacob Black. The 6'5" beast of a dude. Veins popping all over the place. Edward might be done for. Join us as we get the Jacob character development. Excited to see where this goes. Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are...
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New Moon Ch. 2-3. The Break Up *Sad Face*
You want to cry a little bit? Listen to this episode. What a rough break up. Edward lays it all out and Bella has no life now. What will she do? Is Edward gone forever? Probably not. But. The suspense is real. Hope you enjoy our positive outlook on this book. So far, better than the first. Two...
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New Moon Ch. Preface - 1. SCREW MYSELF!
We made it to Boooooooook 2! So excited to start our journey through New Moon. Come join us as well as tell your friends to join as well. That sentence had a lot of "as" and "well." Logo probably won't stay like this. I made something quick Ok? Don't judge. Two dudes reading the series for the...
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Twilight Movie Review! Movie vs Book. Which is better?
We made it through the movie! It was difficult, but we managed. Which in our opinion reigns supreme. The movie. Or the book. Find out by listening to this podcast episode. Share with fellow Twilighters. Leave that 5 star review. Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are...
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Twilight Epilogue! Bonus Episode Soon!
We reach the actual final of Book one. Twilight. What a journey is has been. Next week we will be covering the movie. Super pumped. Is it better than the book? Find out what we think next week. OH! Please send us questions through Twitter, Facebook etc. We are going to use those questions for a...
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Twilight Ch. 23-24. The Finale (Kinda?)
*sigh*....... We reached the final two chapters of the book!! The climax. What happens to Bella? James? Edward?!?! CHUCK!?!?!? Find out some of that information in this episode. Hope you enjoy! OH! Please send us questions through Twitter, Facebook etc. We are going to use those questions for an...
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Twilight Ch. 21-22. Snap That Leg in Two! OUCH!!!
Bella gets REKT!! James comes out of nowhere and absolutely plays a sweet villain. Come and listen to our reactions as we are nearing the end of the first book. Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your...
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Twilight Ch. 19-20. The Hunt is On
In these chapters a lot happens. The hunt is on for Bella. James will stop at nothing to suck Bella dry. Will he succeed? Will Eric replace his ripped shirt? Find out. Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with...
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Twilight Ch. 17-18. The Plot Thickens!
We get action!!! The visitors arrive. One has a french accent. Pretty fricken sweet. Baseball game gets interrupted and everyone freaks out! Hope you enjoy this episode. Enough to donate..... maybe? Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can…
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Twilight Ch. 15-16. Meeting the Cullens!
Finally we meet the Cullens. Somewhat. Do all of them like Bella? Do they support this forbidden love? Vampires like baseball?!?!? Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a...
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Twilight Ch. 13-14. Ripping a Shirt!
The title throws you off doesn't it? Stay tuned through the whole episode to find out what the title means. In these chapters, we get lovey love stuff. Bella and Edward's love grows. We are left with a cliff hanger in the end of Chapter 14. Ooooo. The suspense. Two dudes reading the series for…
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Twilight Ch. 11-12. Team Jacob!
Jacob Black..... is back! Still can't get over that name. Edward and Bella get to know each other, 20 questions style. Does the plot move forward? Find out by listening. We will be getting a new profile picture eventually. Just a heads up. We also should be getting on Spotify within the next…
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Twilight Ch. 9-10. Vegan Vampires! (Bears Beware)
Edward spills his guts. So do bears and mountain lions. Literally. Join us as we cover chapters 9-10 of the book Twilight. Read along if you wish. Hope you enjoy the episode. Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out.…
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Twilight Ch. 7-8. Knee to the Groin
Welcome back to Twilight Newbs. In this episode we go over Port Angeles. The heroics of Eddy saving Bell Bell. Bella thinks about a groin shot in this epic fight scene. Not. We hope you enjoy the episode enough to share with friends. Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions…
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Twilight Ch. 5-6. Do Girls' voices Crack?
The beach party is on. Edward is a super creep at lunch time. Jacob Black finally shows up. We Finally get some plot. The plot thickens. We are trying to get better with audio quality as well as podcasting. We are super newby. Be patient with us. We Hope you enjoy this episode! Two dudes reading...
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Twilight Ch. 3-4. Minivan on the loose!
Yes, that's right. We didn't stop reading it. We move onto chapters 3 and 4. Bella almost dies and do they ever go to the beach? Find out. Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as,...
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Twilight Ch. 1-2. The Story Begins.... Pls End.
We officially start the book! Join us as we read Chapters 1 and 2 of Twilight. Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars.... Facebook: Twilight Newbs...
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Twilight Newbs Introduction!
Join two dudes as they read Twilight for the first time. What have we gotten ourselves into? For our first week we have decided to discuss what we know about the franchise as well as predict what we think will happen throughout the series.
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Join two dudes as they read Twilight for the first time. What have we gotten ourselves into?
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Twilight Newbs is created and hosted by Jason and Eric.
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