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Twink Tank

Hot takes, hotter hosts

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    This Olympics Broke The Internet...

    This week on Twink Tank, the internet gave us Punch the Monkey… and the Olympics gave us a full cultural moment.We kick things off with the viral Punch the Monkey chaos coming out of Japan, before diving into the 2026 Olympics and asking the most unserious but necessary question: what is actually the easiest Olympic sport?From there, we get into the discourse surrounding Eileen Gu, Alysa Liu, and why this year’s Games feel way more layered than people expected.Then it’s time for Slay or Nay, where we debate industry plants, washing your chicken (please…), and the drama behind splitting bills.And because we apparently love making bad decisions, we continue our new segment where we rank things without knowing what comes next. This week that includes Justin Bieber songs, first date scenarios, artists in the Khia Asylum, and choices we may never emotionally recover from.Internet chaos, Olympic drama, gay couple nonsense, and deeply questionable rankings… exactly what you signed up for.THANK YOU for an INCREDIBLE Season 1, we will see you for Season 2 in April for the Coachella/Palm Springs special 😉

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    Gay Valentine's Day Gone Wrong...

    This week on Twink Tank, we wanted to spice things up for Valentine’s Day… so naturally, we decided to garden a little 🌿💘We kick things off by talking about Bad Bunny’s incredible Super Bowl half-time show, who we think is performing next year, and whether Taylor Swift might be getting just a little too greedy with all the exclusive variants (respectfully… kinda).Then we move into a Valentine’s Day edition of Slay or Nay, where things get romantic, questionable, and slightly unhinged.And because that wasn’t chaotic enough, we introduce a brand new segment where we rank things without knowing what comes next, which turns out to be a terrible idea when you’re feeling festive and a little too relaxed. The results? Messy. Strategic? Not even a little.Lovey energy, chaotic takes, gay couple nonsense, and decisions we probably should’ve thought through longer… exactly what you signed up for.New episodes every Sunday. Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate, and send us your questions to be featured on the show. As always, thank you for all the love and support 💅

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    Grammys Chaos, Kendrick Lamar Discourse & Addison Rae Hot Takes!

    This week on Twink Tank, we’re discussion Grammys discourse and our concerns for the show's reliability going forward.We break down what feels like a major shift in the Grammys’ credibility, get into why Addison Rae being Grammy nominated feels questionable, unpack whether Kendrick Lamar has become overrepresented, and explain why Charli XCX’s music just does not land for us, respectfully (gays don't kill us). We also talk about music shaming, cancel culture, and why people feel judged for listening to certain artists, including the ongoing conversation around separating the art from the artist.In Slay or Nay, things get heated (as always), and the episode somehow derails even further when we put our brains to the test with Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader with predictably questionable results.Hot takes, pop culture discourse, gay couple chaos, and questionable intelligence which exactly what you signed up for :)New episodes every Sunday at 12PM EST. Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate, and send us your questions to be featured on the show. As always, thank you for all the love and support 💅Send us a message!Follow our socials: https://linktr.ee/twinktankpodcast

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    Harry Styles' New Era, AI Music Taking Over and Oscar Snubs!

    This week on Twink Tank, we’re covering everything from pop music panic to awards season chaos.We break down whether Harry Styles is heading into his flop era with new single Aperture, get into the  conversation around AI music taking over the industry, and unpack the biggest Oscar snubs of the year — including Wicked getting completely shut out while Sinners dominates.In Slay or Nay, things spiral as per usual, and the episode somehow derails even further when we get into our ghost story about how our table LITTERLY exploded, leaving us convinced we might actually be cursed.Hot takes, pop culture discourse, gay couple chaos, and questionable intelligence exactly what you signed up for.New episodes every Sunday at 12PM EST. Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate, and send us your questions to be featured on the show. As always, thank you for all the love and support 💅Send us a message!Follow our socials: https://linktr.ee/twinktankpodcast

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    Heated Rivalry Hot Takes, Golden Globes Drama & Unhinged TikTok Trends!

    This week on Twink Tank, we cover everything from awards season chaos to unhinged TikTok niches.We break down the Golden Globes, give our very honest thoughts on whether Heated Rivalry is overrated, and get into our predictions on Hudson Williams & Connor Storrie's future projects.In Slay or Nay, we judge niche TikTok content, if pilots should warn passengers about turbulence, and then things spiral when we play Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? testing our general knowledge and embarrassing ourselves in the process (as always).Hot takes, pop culture, gay couple drama and questionable intelligence exactly what you signed up for!New episodes every Sunday at 12PM EST. Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate, and send us your questions to be featured on the show! As always, thank you for all the support and we wish you the happiest new year!Send us a message!Follow our socials: https://linktr.ee/twinktankpodcast

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    Stranger Things Finale Reaction, Open Relationships and Cancel Culture

    This week on Twink Tank, we are breaking down the Stranger Things finale (yes, we cried), why it has the entire world talking, the cliffhanger and our overall thoughts.From there, we transition into Slay or Nay, where we talk about cancel culture, open relationships, and our thoughts on Diet Coke. Then, we bring back fan favourite Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader, where we test our knowledge, learn more about the human body, and humble ourselves (as per usual).New episodes every Sunday at 12PM EST. Make sure to subscribe, follow, rate, and send us your questions to be featured on the show! As always, thank you for all the support and we wish you the happiest new year!Send us a message!Follow our socials: https://linktr.ee/twinktankpodcast

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    Heated Rivalry Finale Reaction, TikTok Songs Dominating the Charts and Internet Obsessions!

    This week on Twink Tank, we cover all the things...We start with our reaction to the INSANE Heated Rivalry finale, why it completely took over the internet, Season 2 expectations, and why we are very much not okay.From there, we transition into Slay or Nay where we talk about TikTok songs taking over the internet and Starbucks Holiday drinks. We also touch on TikTok songs dominating the charts around the globe.Then, we bring back fan favourite Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader where we test our knowledge and humble ourselves as per usual.New episodes every Sunday at 12PM EST make sure to follow, rate, and send us your questions to be featured on the show!Thank you SO much for all your support, we hope you are enjoying your holidays with all the people you love ❤️*PS our biggest apologies for the slight blur on the video, new settings always take a toll on quality but hey, at least we're here!Send us a message!Follow our socials: https://linktr.ee/twinktankpodcast

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    Gay Hockey, Taylor Swift Eras Tour Documentary & Absolute Chaos

    This week on Twink Tank, we cover a wide range of topics, because duh?We start with gay hockey and our reaction to Heated Rivalry Episode 4: why the internet is obsessed, why it’s everywhere, and why the gays cannot move on. Then we break down the Taylor Swift Eras Tour documentary, our thoughts on her spreading her wealth and buying back her masters.From there, we get into the return of Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson in The Hunger Games, debating whether nostalgia is winning or if this is just another cash grab. We keep things festive with Christmas Slay or Nay, and then embarrass ourselves (again) with Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader.It’s chaotic, silly, and exactly the kind of conversations that probably should’ve stayed in our relationship.New episodes every Sunday at 12PM EST — follow, rate, and send us your questions to be featured on the show!Thank you SO much for all your support, we hope you have a relaxing holidays with all the people you love.Send us a message!Follow our socials: https://linktr.ee/twinktankpodcast

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    Episode 8: Heated Rivalry Reaction, Mariah Carey's Chart Record & Straight Actors Playing Gay Roles!

    This week on Twink Tank, we dive straight into the Gay Agenda and the LORE that is this holiday season. We start with our reaction and breakdown of Heated Rivalry (because obviously), why the internet is obsessed, and what it’s doing to the gays. Then we get into the charts: holiday music taking over, and Mariah Carey breaking the record for longest running #1 on the Billboard Hot 100.After that, we transition into fan favorite Slay or Nay, and then put our brains on trial in Are the Twinks Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? (spoiler: we're not).We also talk about straight actors playing gay roles, does it matter, is it progress, or is it just… weird?If you love pop culture deep dives, chart talk, unhinged gay chaos, and debates that should’ve stayed in the group chat, this episode is for you!New episodes every Sunday at 12PM EST, follow, rate, and send us your questions to be featured!Send us a message!Follow our socials: https://linktr.ee/twinktankpodcast

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    Episode 7: Heated Rivalry, Beyonce's Backstage Rule & Men's Fashion!

    This week on Twink Tank, we dive into the gay agenda and our questionable lives. We start with a full Heated Rivalry reaction and breakdown, why the internet is obsessed, and what the show is doing to the gay community. We give you an update on Wicked: For Good & Stranger Things. Then, we get into the wild story of when we almost died to a rattlesnake, followed by a rant on why men’s fashion is always a disaster and why every store hates us.We also talk about Beyoncé’s surprising no-mirror backstage rule, test our intelligence (or lack of) in Are the Twinks Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?, and debut our new segment What We Twink Is Annoying, where we call out everyday things that deserve jail time.If you love pop culture deep dives, unhinged gay chaos, entertainment reviews, and real rants this episode is for you.New episodes every Sunday at 12PM EST — follow, rate, and send us your questions to be featured!Send us a message!Follow our socials: https://linktr.ee/twinktankpodcast

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    Episode 6: Zootopia 2, Backstage Festival Tea & Thanksgiving Chaos!

    This week, we spiral through everything from Zootopia 2 and yet another round of Wicked discourse, to the chaos that is Thanksgiving dinner. We also put our sanity on the line with fan favourite, Are the Twinks Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? (the results are… concerning), share some backstage festival stories, and of course circle back to Stranger Things because we’re nothing without it.Then we bring back our classic Slay or Nay, drag a few questionable choices, and overshare about literally everything (as per usual). Equal parts unhinged, unserious, and gay (obviously).New episodes every Sunday at 12PM EST. Make sure to follow, rate (pretty please), and send us your questions to be featured on next week’s episode!Send us a message!Follow our socials: https://linktr.ee/twinktankpodcast

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    Episode 5: Wicked, Stranger Things & Meeting Tate McRae!

    Welcome back to Twink Tank!This week, we cover everything from Ariana Grande's Wicked takeover, the return of Stranger Things, and Tate McRae calling us hot. We break down the concept of a twink death, swap some unhinged stalker stories, and get into parasocial relationships in stan culture.Then we debut our new segment Can You Twink That Fast? (our gay spin on 5 Second Rule), bring back our classic Slay or Nay, and overshare about everything (as per usual). Equal parts unhinged, unserious, and gay (of course).New Episodes every Sunday at 12PM EST. Make sure to follow, rate (pretty please), and send us your questions to be featured on next week's episode!Send us a message!Follow our socials: https://linktr.ee/twinktankpodcast

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    Episode 4: Grammys, Marriage Equality & Our Gay Awakenings!

    Welcome back to Twink Tank!This week, we unpack the chaos from marriage equality being left off the Supreme Court's radar to The Grammys Drama featuring The Weeknd, Lady Gaga, Kendrick Lamar and Tate McRae.Then we test our (limited) brain cells in Are the Twinks Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?, we dive into another round of Slay or Nay, and get real about what it's like growing up gay. We get deep, unserious and unhinged (per usual).New Episodes every Sunday at 12PM EST. Make sure to follow, rate (pretty please), and send us your questions to be featured on next week's episode!Send us a message!Follow our socials: https://linktr.ee/twinktankpodcast

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    Episode 3: Billie Eilish, Billionaires, Mariah Carey & Rating Festival Fits

    Welcome back to Twink Tank!In this episode, we dive headfirst into the chaos of Billie Eilish, Billionaires, and the queen of Christmas Mariah Carey (it's tiiiiimeeee). We're also rating our previous festival outfits that should've stayed in the closet, and debuting a new segment: "Who Do You Twink I Am?".Of course, we couldn't skip Slay or Nay, where we judge current trends or moments in pop culture. It's unfiltered, delusional (as always), and very, very gay.New Episodes every Sunday at 12PM EST. Make sure to follow, rate (pretty please), and send us your questions to be featured on next week's episode!Send us a message!Follow our socials: https://linktr.ee/twinktankpodcast

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    Episode 1: Meeting Justin Bieber, Hot Takes, The Life of a Showgirl & More!

    Welcome to the Twink Tank!In our first episode, we dive straight into the chaos - from the time Lucas met Justin Bieber in a bathroom to some hot takes.We also debut our official segment "Slay or Nay", where we judge pop culture, current trends and pure nonsense.And yes, we take a celebratory shot of 1942 - because if you're starting a podcast, you might as well start it properly.New episodes every Sunday at 12PM EST.Send us a message!Follow our socials: https://linktr.ee/twinktankpodcast

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Hot takes, hotter hosts

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Dylan Lafave and Lucas Beland

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