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Twisted Teatime

by Z.P. Gowdy

Welcome, my Creepy Kitties, to Twisted Teatime! A podcast of stories sinister and strange! Wherein I, your host, The Mad Catter, regale you with Creepypasta's, classic horror tales, and even a few original pieces. So sit back, enjoy a goblet of fermented grape tea, and settle in for some relaxing musical screams.

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  1. Twisted Teatime E77 Hurricane Season

    In this episode of Twisted Teatime we explore a short story by Certain Shadows about a wealthy bully moving to a small town and how he handles "Hurricane Season"

  2. Twisted Teatime E76 Holiday Special - My Christmas Tale

    Good evening my Creepy Kitties. Here's a holiday special! I have to run or I'd write more. My Christmas Tale - by: Icydice https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/My_Christmas_Tale Music by: Myuu and Kevin MacLeod I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful...

  3. Twisted Teatime E75 John Rash Remains

    Good evening my creepy kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime! In tonight's yarn we see get a Halloween Special less than 24 hours after my last episode, you should feel special. YOU ARE SPECIAL! This is "John Rash Remains", by…

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  4. Twisted Teatime E74 Job's Ashes

    Good evening my creepy kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime! In tonight's yarn we see the conclusion to this bleak trilogy from none-other than God itself! So surely this will be a happy fun time! This is "Job's Ashes", part three of...

  5. Twisted Teatime E73 Abraham's Dagger

    Good evening my creepy kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime! In tonight's yarn we see what happens when an incel turns to the occult to get revenge for his own inadequacies. This is "Abraham's Dagger", part two of three by the author...

  6. Twisted Teatime E72 Solomon's Key

    Good evening my creepy kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime! In tonight's yarn we see the consequence of our last episode. This is "Abraham's Dagger", part two of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of…

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  7. Twisted Teatime E71 I Found a Dark and Lonely Road

    Good evening my creepy kitties! I, The Mad Catter, am back! I bring you a brand new episode of Twisted Teatime as part of my relaunch of this podcast. I know I haven't been around since Halloween, but life has been raining lemons and nobody seems to want to buy lemonade! In tonight's story, our...

  8. Twisted Teatime E70 I am Halloween

    Hello my creepy kitties, I'm back! And just in time for Halloween. Tonight's yarn is spun about an ancient creature, a monster you might say, who finds their friends have left him behind out of fear of the encroaching humans. They're too stubborn to leave, despite humanities greatest weapon....

  9. Terminus 23 - Transmission 0.00 - The Limitless Dimension

    Welcome to Twisted Teatime Presents: Terminus 23. This is a preliminary broadcast, a short tale told by our enigmatic Host as he drifts among the stars on board haunted station Terminus 23. It is also Terminus 23 day as I upload this, granted it is nearing the end. So sit back, warm up a mug of...

  10. Twisted Teatime All Hallows Special 2023

    Hello my creepy kitties, I'm back! It's been awhile, but here I am to bring you a Halloween episode! Well, a day late and a dollar short for actual All Hallows Eve, but right on time for All Hallows in general! So, what if that season never ended? “Oh!” I hear some yuppies shout in excitement…

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  11. Twisted Teatime S04 E69 Tungaskan Tales

    Hello my creepy kitties, I'm back! And I'm here to bring you two tales from the terrific Tungaskan Fiend! Tonight's episode brings you a yarn that would have Schrodinger spinning in his grave! What if objects left unobserved became aware? Find out in "Object in Stagnation Consciousness"!...

  12. Twisted Teatime S04 E68 Fresh Roadkill

    Good evening my creepy kitties! It is I, the Mad Catter, back with another episode of Twisted Teatime! As summer finally turns to fall, we return to the author SkullMunch's work, who you might recall from the Hollowroots story "A Dip in Lake Nigeros". Well SkullMunch, I'm sorry it took this long…

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  13. Twisted Teatime S04 E67 Sunburn

    Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter! Tonight we discuss why it's important to wear sunscreen should you decide, against all conventional wisdom, to go outside in this hideously beautiful and roasting weather. Story: "Sunburn" by Stovenoven...

  14. Twisted Teatime S04 E66 There's Something Wrong With The Basement

    Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter! Tonight I spin a yarn about basement's damp and dark, so sit back and enjoy this evening's tail. Story: "There's Something Wrong with the Basement" by Empoleon'sTardis...

  15. Twisted Teatime S04 E65 Mannequins in the Woods

    Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter! Tonight I spin a yarn about out of place things found in the forest, namely: Mannequins! So pull up a chair, grab a mug of something tasty, and enjoy! Story: "Mannequins in the Woods" by kittymaine...

  16. Christmas with Catter 2021

    Good evening my creepy kitties, blessed yule, and a happy new year! I know, I know, I didn't release a Christmas track on Christmas, but I was busy living that lifestyle of debauchery I love so much. So while it's a few days late, it is still technically Yule, so sit back, relax, and enjoy a bit…

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  17. Twisted Teatime S04 E64 Dear Theodore

    Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter! Tonight I am posting a new episode of Twisted Teatime, but taking a different approach. Since I have a hard time posting episodes with multiple stories, I'm just going to try and post episodes with one story each. If I do this well, I...

  18. Twisted Teatime S04 E63 Better Late than Never

    Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, Mr. Whiskers, The Mad Catter! I've been dealing with that malodorously morose spirit Lugube, who has been nothing but trouble these past six months! However, I do believe I have a handle on it this time, in fact, you should have a listen and see how it...

  19. Christmas with Catter 2020

    Joyous Yule my creepy kitties! For tonight holiday special I present not one, but two tails for all of you! Our first one is a wholesome and pure variant of a timeless classic called 'Twas the Fright before Christmas and our second is a return to one of our favorite festive fiends in A Krampus...

  20. Twisted Teatime S04 E62 New Beginnings

    Hello my creepy kitties! It is I, your host, Mr. Whiskers the Mad Catter, Here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime! For tonight's episode I present unto you three tails of horror and woe! Edgar Alan Poe's "The Masque of the Red Death" Z.P, Gowdy's "The Whisperer of Nightmare's" And...

  21. Twisted Teatime S03 E61 Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath Part 6

    Hello my Creepy Kitties! Hello my creepy kitties! While it is a little later than I hoped (wanted to release it at least a couple days before Halloween, but, well, it was really long!) here it is, at last, the final episode of the season and of H.P. Lovecraft's "The Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath"!...

  22. Twisted Teatime S03 E60 The Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath 5

    Hello my Creepy Kitties! I have returned! Hopefully for good... Lugubriousness is a little bastard but you'll learn all about that in this episode. Hopefully I can finish off "Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath" and kick off Season 4 in proper style. Anyway, enjoy! And I hope you never have to wait so...

  23. Twisted Teatime S03 E59 The Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath 4

    Good evening my creepy kitties! After Holiday revelry, followed promptly by anti-unbirthday-revelry, I've finally recovered enough to bring you the latest episode of Twisted Teatime! So join us as we see where the dreaded and silent Night Gaunts take Randolph Carter, and find out if he escapes...

  24. Twisted Teatime 2019 Holiday Special - The Naughty List

    It's a Holiday Episode my Creepy Kitties! Come and discover the truth behind Santa and "The Naughty List" Story: The Naughty List Written by: RedNovaTyrant https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Naughty_List Poem: Christmas by: H.P. Lovecraft Music Used: Myuu: @myuu "Carol of the Bells…

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  25. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 25

    Here's a story for this, the twenty-fourth day of Halloween! (Better late than never) Story: The Night Wind http://holyjoe.org/poetry/field2.htm Author: Eugene Field Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.com Shadowlands 4 - Breath The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime,...

  26. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 19

    Here's a story for this, the nineteenth day of Halloween! (Better late than never) Story: The Void https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Void Author: Unknown Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Myuu: www.soundcloud.com/myuu Prey ~ Reprise https://soundcloud.com/myuu/prey-reprise The Mad Catter...

  27. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 24

    Here's a story for this, the twenty-fourth day of Halloween! (Better late than never) Story: Pumpkin Boats https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Pumpkin_Boats Author: Kentops Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.com Controlled Chaos - no percussion The Mad Catter Presents:...

  28. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 23

    Here's a story for this, the twenty-third day of Halloween! (Better late than never) Story: Too Early to Trick or Treat https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Too_Early_to_Trick-or-Treat Author: HoodQuest Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.com Long Note 4 The Mad Catter...

  29. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 22

    Here's a story for this, the twenty second day of Halloween! (Better late than never) Story: Day of Demands https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Day_of_Demands Author: Unknown Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Jason White: www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair Death Suite Opus 1 The Mad Catter...

  30. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 21

    Here's a story for this, the twenty first day of Halloween! (Better late than never) Story: Ghost House https://poets.org/poem/ghost-house Author: Robert Frost Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Myuu: www.soundcloud.com/myuu Despair https://soundcloud.com/myuu/despair The Mad Catter Presents…

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  31. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 20

    Here's a story for this, the twentieth day of Halloween! (Better late than never) Story: The Corpse https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Corpse Author: Charles Baudelaire Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Myuu: www.soundcloud.com/myuu Wlking Into Darkness...

  32. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 17

    Here's a story for this, the seventeenthday of Halloween! Story: The Shadow in the Rear-view Mirror https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Shadow_in_the_Rear-View_Mirror Author: Unknown Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.com Colorless Aura The Mad Catter Presents:...

  33. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 18

    Here's a story for this, the eighteenth day of Halloween! (Better late than never) Story: Nemesis https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Nemesis Author: H.P. Lovecraft Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Myuu: www.soundcloud.com/myuu Forsaken https://soundcloud.com/myuu/msp-1forsaken The Mad Catter...

  34. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 16

    Here's a story for this, the sixteeth day of Halloween! Story: The Woman in the Oven https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Woman_in_the_Oven Author: Unknown Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: myuu - https://soundcloud.com/myuu Nightmares The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is...

  35. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 15

    Here's a story for this, the fifteenth day of Halloween! Better late than never! Story: The Statue https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Statue Author: Unknown Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: CO.AG: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcavSftXHgxLBWwLDm_bNvA Dark Ambient Music for Scary Stories...

  36. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 13

    Here's a story for this, the thirteenth day of Halloween! Better late than never! Story: Please Take Just One https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Please_Take_Just_One Author: Umbrello Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: CO.AG https://soundcloud.com/co-ag Taken the Dead Myuu…

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  37. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 14

    Here's a story for this, the fourteenth day of Halloween! Better late than never! Story: My Last Halloween https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/My_Last_Halloween Author: Umbrello Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Jason White: www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair A Passing Memory Kevin MacLeod:...

  38. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 12

    Here's a story for this, the twelfth day of Halloween! Story: Movie Buff https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Movie_Buff Author: Unknown Narrator: The Mad Catter The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their…

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  39. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 11

    Here's a story for this, the eleventh day of Halloween! Story: The Portraits https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Portraits Author: Unknown Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.com Night Break The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by...

  40. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 10

    Here's a story for this, the tenth day of Halloween! Now I'm ahead! Story: The Haunted Palace Author: Edgar Allan Poe Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Jason White: www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair Realm Four The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P.…

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  41. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 9

    Here's a story for this, the 9th day of Halloween! Finally caught up! Story: Azathoth Author: H.P. Lovecraft Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Jason White: www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair In An Angels Arms The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy....

  42. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 8

    Here's a story for this, the eight day of Halloween! Better late than never! Story: What the Moon Brings Author: H.P. Lovecraft Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.com Very Low Note Jason White: www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair Realm One The Mad Catter Presents:...

  43. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 7

    Here's a story for this, the seventh day of Halloween! Better late than never! Story: The Actor https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Actor Author: Unknown Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Myuu: https://soundcloud.com/myuu Creepy Clown Symphony Nebula Rise and Fall The Mad Catter Presents…

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  44. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 6

    Here's a story for this, the sixth day of Halloween! Story: A Small Radio https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/A_Small_Radio Author: MacaroniArtZombeh Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Kevin MacCleod www.incompetech.com Daytime TV Theme The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is...

  45. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 5

    Here's a story for this, the fifth day of Halloween! Story: The Hand Print https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Hand_Print Author: Unknown Narrator: The Mad Catter Music by: Cormi https://freesound.org/people/cormi/sounds/110387/ Night in the Forest The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime,...

  46. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 4

    Here's a story for this, the fourth day of Halloween! Story: Hallowe'en in a Suburb https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Hallowe%27en_in_a_Suburb Author: H.P. Lovecraft Narrator: The Mad Catter Music by: Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu Haunted by Screams The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime,...

  47. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 3

    Here's a story for this, the third day of Halloween! Story: Little Carver https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Little_Carver Author: Umbrello Narrator: The Mad Catter The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their...

  48. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 2

    Here's a story for this, the second day of Halloween! Story: The Gravedigger had an Odd Conversation https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Gravedigger_Had_an_Odd_Conversation Author: Ryan Brennaman Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Kevin MacLeod: https://www.incompetech.com Supernatural Darkness…

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  49. Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 1

    Here's a story for this, the first day of Halloween, with minutes to spare! Story: The Terrible Old Man Author: H.P, Lovecraft Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Jason White: https://soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair Death Suite Opus 1 A Passing Memory Kevin MacLeod: https://www.incompetech.com The...

  50. Twisted Teatime S3 E58 The Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath 3

    Good Evening my Creepy Kitties! I'm back from my hiatus and am eager to get back on my paws, so to say! In tonight's episode, Carter investigates some old leads, finds answers, and absolutely nothing bad happens whatsoever! Special thanks to my Patreon Supporters, I'll be getting you your merch...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome, my Creepy Kitties, to Twisted Teatime! A podcast of stories sinister and strange! Wherein I, your host, The Mad Catter, regale you with Creepypasta's, classic horror tales, and even a few original pieces. So sit back, enjoy a goblet of fermented grape tea, and settle in for some relaxing musical screams.

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Welcome, my Creepy Kitties, to Twisted Teatime! A podcast of stories sinister and strange! Wherein I, your host, The Mad Catter, regale you with Creepypasta's, classic horror tales, and even a few original pieces. So sit back, enjoy a goblet of fermented grape tea, and settle in for some relaxing...

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