Twisted Teatime

In this episode of Twisted Teatime we explore a short story by Certain Shadows about a wealthy bully moving to a small town and how he handles "Hurricane Season"

Good evening my Creepy Kitties. Here's a holiday special! I have to run or I'd write more. My Christmas Tale - by: Icydice https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/My_Christmas_Tale Music by: Myuu and Kevin MacLeod I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough! If you want to support me and my mischief on a financial level, I will say I could use the money, dental work for cats isn't cheap after all. Here's where you can support me with a single donation: ko-fi.com/themadcatter Here's my PayPal if your *really* want to be direct: paypal.me/cheshirehat The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2025 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or send a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Good evening my creepy kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime! In tonight's yarn we see get a Halloween Special less than 24 hours after my last episode, you should feel special. YOU ARE SPECIAL! This is "John Rash Remains", by MakRalston, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/John_Rash_Remains Find more by MakRalston here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/User:MakRalston Music by Monument Studios www.monumentstudios.net I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough! If you want to support me and my mischief on a financial level, I will say I could use the money, dental work for cats isn't cheap after all. Here's where you can support me with a single donation: https://ko-fi.com/themadcatter Here's my PayPal if your *really* want to be direct: paypal.me/cheshirehat Like the thumbnail graphics behind my logo? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics! The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2025 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or send a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Good evening my creepy kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime! In tonight's yarn we see the conclusion to this bleak trilogy from none-other than God itself! So surely this will be a happy fun time! This is "Job's Ashes", part three of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Job%27s_Ashes Music by Monument Studios www.monumentstudios.net I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough! If you want to support me and my mischief on a financial level, I will say I could use the money, dental work for cats isn't cheap after all. Here's where you can support me with a single donation: https://ko-fi.com/themadcatter Here's my PayPal if your *really* want to be direct: paypal.me/cheshirehat Like the thumbnail graphics behind my logo? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics! The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2025 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or send a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Good evening my creepy kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime! In tonight's yarn we see what happens when an incel turns to the occult to get revenge for his own inadequacies. This is "Abraham's Dagger", part two of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Abraham%27s_Dagger Music by Monument Studios https://www.monumentstudios.net I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough! Like the thumbnail graphics behind my logo? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics! The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank! ko-fi.com/themadcatter paypal.me/cheshirehat For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or send a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Good evening my creepy kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime! In tonight's yarn we see the consequence of our last episode. This is "Abraham's Dagger", part two of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Abraham%27s_Dagger Music is by Monument Studios https://www.monumentstudios.net I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough! Like the thumbnail graphics behind my logo? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics! The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank! ko-fi.com/themadcatter paypal.me/cheshirehat For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or send a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Good evening my creepy kitties! I, The Mad Catter, am back! I bring you a brand new episode of Twisted Teatime as part of my relaunch of this podcast. I know I haven't been around since Halloween, but life has been raining lemons and nobody seems to want to buy lemonade! In tonight's story, our protagonist just wants to beat the heat and visit his family, but traffic is a separate layer of hell unto itself so he decides to go off the beaten path. Well, when he does this, he tells us "I found a Dark and Lonely Road" I Found a Dark and Lonely Road - by Shadowswimmer77 https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/I_Found_a_Dark_and_Lonely_Road I would love it if you went to https://www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough! Like the thumbnail art? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics! If you want to support my YouTube projects, they are listed below: https://www.youtube.com/@themadcatter https://www.youtube.com/@twistedturns69 Music in this episode by Myuu and Kevin MacLeod www.youtube.com/@Myuu www.incompetech.com The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com Want to support the show and help us grow? Then leave a review or rating on iTunes, or wherever you can, and share the show with anyone you think might be interested! If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank! ko-fi.com/themadcatter paypal.me/cheshirehat For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Hello my creepy kitties, I'm back! And just in time for Halloween. Tonight's yarn is spun about an ancient creature, a monster you might say, who finds their friends have left him behind out of fear of the encroaching humans. They're too stubborn to leave, despite humanities greatest weapon. Purrrhaps they'll perish, or perhaps they'll find a new calling. "I am Halloween" by Natron25 https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/I_Am_Halloween Music in this episode by Myuu and Kevin MacLeod www.youtube.com/@Myuu The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com Want to support the show and help us grow? Then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or wherever you can, and share the show with anyone you think might be interested! If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank! ko-fi.com/themadcatter paypal.me/cheshirehat For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Five is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Welcome to Twisted Teatime Presents: Terminus 23. This is a preliminary broadcast, a short tale told by our enigmatic Host as he drifts among the stars on board haunted station Terminus 23. It is also Terminus 23 day as I upload this, granted it is nearing the end. So sit back, warm up a mug of caff, and enjoy. Story: "The Limitless Dimension" by LethalPen https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Limitless_Dimension Music: Spacial Harvest - Kevin MacLeod Controlled Chaos - Kevin MacLeod Terminus 23 theme is: Galactic Rap by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com Want to support the show and help us grow? Then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or wherever you can, and share the show with anyone you think might be interested! If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank! ko-fi.com/themadcatter paypal.me/cheshirehat For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter Terminus 23 is copyright 2024 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Hello my creepy kitties, I'm back! It's been awhile, but here I am to bring you a Halloween episode! Well, a day late and a dollar short for actual All Hallows Eve, but right on time for All Hallows in general! So, what if that season never ended? “Oh!” I hear some yuppies shout in excitement “You mean pumpkin spice lates forever?!” “Nay,” I say, “I mean a world of constant rot! And in this autumnal nightmare, MakRalston helps us understand what it’s like to be… “Evergreens in an Endless Autumn” https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Evergreens_in_an_Endless_Autumn Music in this episode: All music in this episode was sourced from the talented Myuu! Songs include: The Forsaken Wind's Wreck Stille Strange Vision Exhale Deadly Sorrow Damned Darkest Night Despair Winds Wreck (10th Anniversary Version) The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com Want to support the show and help us grow? Then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or wherever you can, and share the show with anyone you think might be interested! Want to make your own Brewsy Wine? Here's my affiliate link! getbrewsy.com?sca_ref=561995.j5ej1qbrIM If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank! ko-fi.com/themadcatter paypal.me/cheshirehat For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Five is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Hello my creepy kitties, I'm back! And I'm here to bring you two tales from the terrific Tungaskan Fiend! Tonight's episode brings you a yarn that would have Schrodinger spinning in his grave! What if objects left unobserved became aware? Find out in "Object in Stagnation Consciousness"! https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Object_in_Stagnation_Consciousness Next we hear the graphic tale of a father who got ahold of the one who violated and killed his son. Can he find "Justice in Pain"? https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Justice_in_Pain Music in this episode: "Haunting Atmospheric Soundscape Sad Discovery" by CO.AG https://www.youtube.com/@co.agmusic1823 "MSP#3ABYSS" by Myuu https://www.youtube.com/@Myuu The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com Want to support the show and help us grow? Then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or wherever you can, and share the show with anyone you think might be interested! Want to make your own Brewsy Wine? Here's my affiliate link! getbrewsy.com?sca_ref=561995.j5ej1qbrIM If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank! ko-fi.com/themadcatter paypal.me/cheshirehat For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Five is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Good evening my creepy kitties! It is I, the Mad Catter, back with another episode of Twisted Teatime! As summer finally turns to fall, we return to the author SkullMunch's work, who you might recall from the Hollowroots story "A Dip in Lake Nigeros". Well SkullMunch, I'm sorry it took this long to narrate, but here we finally are. Anyway my creepy kitties, I hope you enjoy the stench of "Fresh Roadkill". Story: "Fresh Roadkill" - by SkullMunch https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Fresh_Roadkill Music by: Brett Van Donsel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt_D1OIhm0IatN-3aYcyOiw Kevin MacLeod - incompetech.com The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com Want to support the show and help us grow? Then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or wherever you can, and share the show with anyone you think might be interested! Want to make your own Brewsy Wine? Here's my affiliate link! getbrewsy.com?sca_ref=561995.j5ej1qbrIM If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank! ko-fi.com/themadcatter paypal.me/cheshirehat For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Four is copyright 2020 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter! Tonight we discuss why it's important to wear sunscreen should you decide, against all conventional wisdom, to go outside in this hideously beautiful and roasting weather. Story: "Sunburn" by Stovenoven https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Sunburn?so=search Music by: Myuu - https://soundcloud.com/myuu Kevin MacLeod - https://incompetech.com The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com Want to support the show and help us grow? Then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or wherever you can, and share the show with anyone you think might be interested! Want to make your own Brewsy Wine? Here's my affiliate link! https://getbrewsy.com?sca_ref=561995.j5ej1qbrIM If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank! https://ko-fi.com/themadcatter https://paypal.me/cheshirehat For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: https://linktr.ee/themadcatter The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Four is copyright 2020 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter! Tonight I spin a yarn about basement's damp and dark, so sit back and enjoy this evening's tail. Story: "There's Something Wrong with the Basement" by Empoleon'sTardis https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/%22There%27s_Something_Wrong_with_the_Basement%22 Music by: Myuu - https://soundcloud.com/myuu The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com Want to support the show and help us grow? Then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or wherever you can, and share the show with anyone you think might be interested! Want to make your own Brewsy Wine? Here's my affiliate link! https://getbrewsy.com?sca_ref=561995.j5ej1qbrIM If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank! https://ko-fi.com/themadcatter https://paypal.me/cheshirehat The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Four is copyright 2020 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter! Tonight I spin a yarn about out of place things found in the forest, namely: Mannequins! So pull up a chair, grab a mug of something tasty, and enjoy! Story: "Mannequins in the Woods" by kittymaine https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/qksbue/mannequins_in_the_woods/ Music by: Kevin Macleod - http://www.incompetech.com CO.AG - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcavSftXHgxLBWwLDm_bNvA The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com Want to support the show and help us grow? Then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or wherever you can, and share the show with anyone you think might be interested! Want to make your own Brewsy Wine? Here's my affiliate link! https://getbrewsy.com?sca_ref=561995.j5ej1qbrIM If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank! https://ko-fi.com/themadcatter https://paypal.me/cheshirehat The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Four is copyright 2020 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Good evening my creepy kitties, blessed yule, and a happy new year! I know, I know, I didn't release a Christmas track on Christmas, but I was busy living that lifestyle of debauchery I love so much. So while it's a few days late, it is still technically Yule, so sit back, relax, and enjoy a bit of holiday horror with I, your host, The Mad Catter! Holiday Story: A Painted Christmas (Author Unknown) https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/A_Painted_Christmas Music by: Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Four is copyright 2020 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. Or if you want to make a single donation, you can send to my paypal at paypal.me/cheshirehat For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter! Tonight I am posting a new episode of Twisted Teatime, but taking a different approach. Since I have a hard time posting episodes with multiple stories, I'm just going to try and post episodes with one story each. If I do this well, I should be able to post far more often, as I won't feel as overwhelmed as I usually do. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy a delightful story by a monster under the bed. Story: Dear Theodore" by: SpiritVoices https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Dear_Theodore"Strange Accounts of my Childhood Home" by: Author Unknown https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Strange_Accounts_from_My_Childhood_Home "Chilling Cold" by: Author Unknown https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Chilling_Cold Music by: Kevin Macleod - http://www.incompetech.com The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com Want to support the show and help us grow? Then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or wherever you can, and share the show with anyone you think might be interested! Want to make your own Brewsy Wine? Here's my affiliate link! https://getbrewsy.com?sca_ref=561995.j5ej1qbrIM If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank! https://ko-fi.com/themadcatter https://paypal.me/cheshirehat The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Four is copyright 2020 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, Mr. Whiskers, The Mad Catter! I've been dealing with that malodorously morose spirit Lugube, who has been nothing but trouble these past six months! However, I do believe I have a handle on it this time, in fact, you should have a listen and see how it all plays out, since keeping it locked up is proving less than efficient. In fact, it's kind of helping, come to think of it... Anyway, join us as I regale you with three tails: "Unsightly Thing" by: BloodySpghetti (No link available) "Strange Accounts of my Childhood Home" by: Author Unknown https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Strange_Accounts_from_My_Childhood_Home "Chilling Cold" by: Author Unknown https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Chilling_Cold Music by: Myuu - http://www.soundcloud.com/myuu Kevin Macleod - http://www.incompetech.com Dark Fantasy Studio - http://darkfantasystudio.com/ Special Sound Effects: CREEPY CHOIR HORROR SOUNDS by LARA'S HORROR SOUNDS https://youtu.be/IqeXl1g423w The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com Want to support the show and help us grow? Then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or wherever you can, and share the show with anyone you think might be interested! Want to make your own Brewsy Wine? Here's my affiliate link! https://getbrewsy.com?sca_ref=561995.j5ej1qbrIM If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank! https://ko-fi.com/themadcatter https://paypal.me/cheshirehat The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Four is copyright 2020 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Joyous Yule my creepy kitties! For tonight holiday special I present not one, but two tails for all of you! Our first one is a wholesome and pure variant of a timeless classic called 'Twas the Fright before Christmas and our second is a return to one of our favorite festive fiends in A Krampus Carol! So sit back, relax, enjoy a mug of hot rum filled wassail, and have a listen! Stories for this episode are: 'Twas the Fright before Christmas by: Author Unknown https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/T%27was_the_Fright_before_Christmas A Krampus Carol by: Jake Wiklacz https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/A_Krampus_Carol Find his horror anthology, "Nightmares at 3AM" for your kindle here! https://www.amazon.com/Nightmares-AM-12-Terrifying-Tales-ebook/dp/B07L4XF7R2/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=Nightmares+at+3+AM&qid=1608942777&sr=8-1 Or on their website at: http://jakewiklacz.com/anthology/ Music for this episode is by Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu Some sound effects provided by Audio Alchemist http://www.audioalchemist.com/ The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Four is copyright 2020 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. Or if you want to make a single donation, you can send to my paypal at paypal.me/cheshirehat For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Hello my creepy kitties! It is I, your host, Mr. Whiskers the Mad Catter, Here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime! For tonight's episode I present unto you three tails of horror and woe! Edgar Alan Poe's "The Masque of the Red Death" Z.P, Gowdy's "The Whisperer of Nightmare's" And Certain Shadow's "The Children of Woodharrow Park" So sit back, relax, enjoy a cup of tea, coffee, or whatever poison you enjoy. Music: Jonathan White Https://www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair Kevin MacLeod https://www.incompetech.com CO.AG https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcavSftXHgxLBWwLDm_bNvA Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod https://www.incompetech.com The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Four is copyright 2020 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to https://www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on https://facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from https://www.soundcloud.com/cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Hello my Creepy Kitties! Hello my creepy kitties! While it is a little later than I hoped (wanted to release it at least a couple days before Halloween, but, well, it was really long!) here it is, at last, the final episode of the season and of H.P. Lovecraft's "The Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath"! Music: Jonathan White https://soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com CO.AG www.youtube.com/channel/UCcavSftXHgxLBWwLDm_bNvA Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Hello my Creepy Kitties! I have returned! Hopefully for good... Lugubriousness is a little bastard but you'll learn all about that in this episode. Hopefully I can finish off "Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath" and kick off Season 4 in proper style. Anyway, enjoy! And I hope you never have to wait so long to hear from me again! Music: Jonathan White https://www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com CO.AG www.youtube.com/channel/UCcavSftXHgxLBWwLDm_bNvA Dark Fantasy Studio Lullaby - Once Upon a Nightmare http://darkfantasystudio.com/ The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Good evening my creepy kitties! After Holiday revelry, followed promptly by anti-unbirthday-revelry, I've finally recovered enough to bring you the latest episode of Twisted Teatime! So join us as we see where the dreaded and silent Night Gaunts take Randolph Carter, and find out if he escapes their clutches in order to return to his ill-advised quest in the latest addition to H.P. Lovecraft's "The Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath" Music: Jonathan White www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com CO.AG https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcavSftXHgxLBWwLDm_bNvA The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from soundcloud.com/cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

It's a Holiday Episode my Creepy Kitties! Come and discover the truth behind Santa and "The Naughty List" Story: The Naughty List Written by: RedNovaTyrant https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Naughty_List Poem: Christmas by: H.P. Lovecraft Music Used: Myuu: @myuu "Carol of the Bells (Christmas Cover)" "Winter Trouble" "Jingle Bells (Dark Piano Version)" "Snow Wonders" Kevin Macleod: www.incompetech.com "The Long Note One" To help the show on a financial level, you can donate directly here: paypal.me/cheshirehat Or sign up for our Patreon page here: www.patreon.com/themadcatter Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Here's a story for this, the twenty-fourth day of Halloween! (Better late than never) Story: The Night Wind http://holyjoe.org/poetry/field2.htm Author: Eugene Field Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.com Shadowlands 4 - Breath The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the nineteenth day of Halloween! (Better late than never) Story: The Void https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Void Author: Unknown Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Myuu: www.soundcloud.com/myuu Prey ~ Reprise https://soundcloud.com/myuu/prey-reprise The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the twenty-fourth day of Halloween! (Better late than never) Story: Pumpkin Boats https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Pumpkin_Boats Author: Kentops Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.com Controlled Chaos - no percussion The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the twenty-third day of Halloween! (Better late than never) Story: Too Early to Trick or Treat https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Too_Early_to_Trick-or-Treat Author: HoodQuest Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.com Long Note 4 The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the twenty second day of Halloween! (Better late than never) Story: Day of Demands https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Day_of_Demands Author: Unknown Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Jason White: www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair Death Suite Opus 1 The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the twenty first day of Halloween! (Better late than never) Story: Ghost House https://poets.org/poem/ghost-house Author: Robert Frost Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Myuu: www.soundcloud.com/myuu Despair https://soundcloud.com/myuu/despair The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the twentieth day of Halloween! (Better late than never) Story: The Corpse https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Corpse Author: Charles Baudelaire Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Myuu: www.soundcloud.com/myuu Wlking Into Darkness https://soundcloud.com/myuu/walking-into-darkness The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the seventeenthday of Halloween! Story: The Shadow in the Rear-view Mirror https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Shadow_in_the_Rear-View_Mirror Author: Unknown Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.com Colorless Aura The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the eighteenth day of Halloween! (Better late than never) Story: Nemesis https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Nemesis Author: H.P. Lovecraft Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Myuu: www.soundcloud.com/myuu Forsaken https://soundcloud.com/myuu/msp-1forsaken The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the sixteeth day of Halloween! Story: The Woman in the Oven https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Woman_in_the_Oven Author: Unknown Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: myuu - https://soundcloud.com/myuu Nightmares The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the fifteenth day of Halloween! Better late than never! Story: The Statue https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Statue Author: Unknown Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: CO.AG: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcavSftXHgxLBWwLDm_bNvA Dark Ambient Music for Scary Stories https://youtu.be/TaTbxH8X-hU The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the thirteenth day of Halloween! Better late than never! Story: Please Take Just One https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Please_Take_Just_One Author: Umbrello Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: CO.AG https://soundcloud.com/co-ag Taken the Dead Myuu: https://soundcloud.com/myuu Lights Out Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com Lone Harvest The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the fourteenth day of Halloween! Better late than never! Story: My Last Halloween https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/My_Last_Halloween Author: Umbrello Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Jason White: www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair A Passing Memory Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com Long Note Three Tectonic Long Note Three The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the twelfth day of Halloween! Story: Movie Buff https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Movie_Buff Author: Unknown Narrator: The Mad Catter The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the eleventh day of Halloween! Story: The Portraits https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Portraits Author: Unknown Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.com Night Break The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the tenth day of Halloween! Now I'm ahead! Story: The Haunted Palace Author: Edgar Allan Poe Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Jason White: www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair Realm Four The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the 9th day of Halloween! Finally caught up! Story: Azathoth Author: H.P. Lovecraft Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Jason White: www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair In An Angels Arms The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the eight day of Halloween! Better late than never! Story: What the Moon Brings Author: H.P. Lovecraft Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.com Very Low Note Jason White: www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair Realm One The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the seventh day of Halloween! Better late than never! Story: The Actor https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Actor Author: Unknown Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Myuu: https://soundcloud.com/myuu Creepy Clown Symphony Nebula Rise and Fall The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the sixth day of Halloween! Story: A Small Radio https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/A_Small_Radio Author: MacaroniArtZombeh Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Kevin MacCleod www.incompetech.com Daytime TV Theme The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the fifth day of Halloween! Story: The Hand Print https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Hand_Print Author: Unknown Narrator: The Mad Catter Music by: Cormi https://freesound.org/people/cormi/sounds/110387/ Night in the Forest The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the fourth day of Halloween! Story: Hallowe'en in a Suburb https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Hallowe%27en_in_a_Suburb Author: H.P. Lovecraft Narrator: The Mad Catter Music by: Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu Haunted by Screams The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the third day of Halloween! Story: Little Carver https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Little_Carver Author: Umbrello Narrator: The Mad Catter The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the second day of Halloween! Story: The Gravedigger had an Odd Conversation https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Gravedigger_Had_an_Odd_Conversation Author: Ryan Brennaman Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Kevin MacLeod: https://www.incompetech.com Supernatural Darkness is Coming The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Here's a story for this, the first day of Halloween, with minutes to spare! Story: The Terrible Old Man Author: H.P, Lovecraft Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Jason White: https://soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair Death Suite Opus 1 A Passing Memory Kevin MacLeod: https://www.incompetech.com The Chamber The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Good Evening my Creepy Kitties! I'm back from my hiatus and am eager to get back on my paws, so to say! In tonight's episode, Carter investigates some old leads, finds answers, and absolutely nothing bad happens whatsoever! Special thanks to my Patreon Supporters, I'll be getting you your merch here soon! Music: Jonathan White www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Want to submit a story for me to narrate? E-mail it, or a link to it, at [email protected] Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes. If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies. For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams! Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License