Two Beards Please

WE ARE BACK!!!!   Join us for this episode where we each pick songs to embody the soundtracks of our lives.  As always, we include some amusing stories germane to each selection.  (Andrew isn't the only one that knows fancy words!)

Join us for this episode where we take a walk down memory lane.  We go back to the beginning for some of our funniest stories from our first year of the show.  After this episode, go back and listen to all of the year 1 shows....we'll wait...

For this episode we are joined again by our friend B from Arbitrary Advice Podcast.  Besides adding class and a level of charm to the show, she also brings us another Gen Z perspective on the world.  This time we talk music.  Listen in for new additions to your favorite play lists.

Join us for this episode where we talk about the fat guy's Shangri-La.....buffet restaurants.  Pizza, Chinese, American classics, breakfast, we talk about them all.

Our sports guy Drew is back!  Join us while we joke and give each other a hard time while we fill out our NCAA men's bball tournament bracket and want you to join us for a chance to win prizes - no cost to you!!!

Join us for this episode where we talk about Nate's recent trip to California where he and his daughter toured a college, saw a retail theft as it happened, and Nate spent 5 minutes at the beach.  We also bring in some stories from previous visits to the sunshine state.  

Join us for this episode where we help you with several wonderful gift ideas to get for your significant other this Valentine's Day.  Whether you're shopping for that special woman or man in your life, we've got you covered.  Also, we announce an Amazon gift card giveaway that we have coming up.  

Join us for this episode where we have a very special guest!  Nate's little buddy Makayla joins us in the studio for a "competition" with Andrew.  Nate has a quiz that will determine if Andrew is smarter than a 5 year old.  

We are joined for this episode by our friend Meg where we discuss our favorite holiday treats.  From krumkake and stolen to the classic chocolate chip and sauerkraut cookies, we cover it all.  Pretty strong opinions are shared along with copious amounts of laughter.  

Join us for this episode where we cover the hot topics that make up our bucket lists.  Out of our lists we've landed on a few items we want to do together for the show.  What's on your bucket list?

Join us for this spooktacular Halloween episode where we break down the detailed rankings of the various kinds of candy and other fun and not so fun treats people give out for Trick or Treat.

We are joined in our virtual studio this time by our good friend B from Arbitrary Advice Podcast.  She is getting married soon so we thought we would help her plan her wedding.  Listen in as we provide her with stellar ideas and advice to make her special day spectacular.

Join us for our back to school episode where Andrew talks about skipping school for half of his sixth grade year, and Nate gets in trouble for not doing his homework as a kid.  These and many more school stories to help start the school year with a bang. 

September is National Suicide Prevention awareness month.  Please join us for this special episode where we talk about what happened with Nate’s family that caused us to miss our April episode.   Trigger warnings:  This episode contains discussions around suicide ideation, suicide attempt, and the healing journey.   By the grace of God our story doesn’t end in tragedy.  We are extremely thankful for all of the prayers and support from friends and family over the last several months. - Nate

It's football season again!!! We've dusted off our playbooks and brought back our sports guy Drew for another NFL Preview.  Join us as we cover how Drew faired last season with his prognostications and listen in on who he thinks has what it takes for this season.  

Sunburns are funny???  On this show they are!  Join us for this episode where we tell some stories about some not so fun sunburns and other heat related issues.  

Our friend Charlie is back for this episode with some exciting news.  They're having a daughter!!!!  Since being fathers to daughters is something we are a bit of an expert on, we thought we would help Charlie prepare for this life altering event.  

Join us where we reminisce about how from our perspectives we mentored and guided our younger siblings into the fine folks they are today.  Ask them directly and they might have called it something else.  

Join us for this episode where Nate talks about his family road trip to Florida, we are joined by our friend Josh who teams up with Andrew to harass Nate as we discuss items we would want with us if we were stranded on a desert island, and a bonus!  We have a story from college days where Nate and Josh almost get arrested.  

Join us for this episode where we have our firefighter friend Steve back with us.  The first half is dedicated to humorous stories that pop up in his line of work, and then he sticks around and plays 2 Truths and a Lie with us.  

Join us for this episode where we take our flagship episode a level deeper.  We discuss things we do as men of size that people who aren't big may not fully understand.  From road burgers to gun belts, we cover the gambit.

Join us for this episode where Nate tells the story of the latest chair casualty, and we discuss books - our favorite reads, genres, we even get into poetry a little bit. 

Join us for this episode where we talk about ink and what compelled us to get permanent art on our bodies.  We talk about our personal histories with tattoos, what we have currently, and what we want to get eventually.  

Join us for this episode where we have the women from Confessions of Retail podcast on to provide us REAL retail situations they or their listeners have been in for us to react to.  We are playing a game of would you rather...and most of them we'd rather not.  

Join us for this episode where we reminisce about the times we both worked as bartenders.  Neither of us worked at Roadhouse or Cocktail, but we did have some fun and share some funny stories.  We also have a bit of listener feedback as well as a promo for one of our TitanCast Network family shows.  

For this episode we are joined by our friend Mike from Man Bites Dog podcast.  He brings his weird news headlines quiz show format for the first half and then we get into our topic of guilty pleasures.  Do you have something you enjoy that you would be mortified if someone found out?  Listen now to learn ours.  We also draw the 3 winners of our 50th episode merch package giveaway!

Join us for what is arguably one of our funniest episodes yet.  We field a few listener questions and then regale you with our most embarrassing moments.  No holds barred for this episode!

Join us for this episode where we put a humorous spin on physical altercations we've been in and around over the years.  From fisticuffs to donnybrooks, and hijinks in between, we cover a pretty wide range of entertaining stories of the pugilistic sort.  Get the rest of the story about "punching a pastor".  

Join us for this episode where we are joined by a very special guest - a man of many voices, Noah Pekari.  He brings some of his favorite characters along for the episode while we discuss our predictions for 2021.  

Join us for this episode where we discuss what we missed most out of all of the things impacted by the events of 2020, and what we are looking forward to in 2021.

Join us for this episode where we discuss some of our favorite and impactful purchases over the last year.  Just in time for last minute Christmas shopping ideas.  We also have some listener feedback!

Nate and Andrew are joined by Nate and Ryan from Can We Still Be Friends podcast to discuss holiday movie classics.  Join us as we walk through our top 10 holiday movies, suitable for binging this holiday season!

Join us for this episode where Nate tells the most epic story of his lifetime so far - the full details of how he won a house.  Yes, you read that correctly.  He won a house, and the boys joke through the re-telling of the story.  

In this episode we are joined by our two youngest daughters as we find out just how well they know their fathers.  Listen in and see just how close to the tree these apples have fallen.  

Join us for this special episode where we welcome three talented singer/songwriters to the show - Zach Pietrini, Ben Harold, and Paige Hargrove. Get a behind the scenes peek at the life of a musician, and hear three spectacular performances "live" on the show.

Join us as we expand on some financial advice given on a previous episode.  We include lots of personal stories of things that should really be avoided on the road to financial health.  NOTE:  We are NOT financial advisors, nor do we play one on our podcast, however we have both made some mistakes that while amusing now, we both wish we would have done differently.    

Join Nate and Andrew for this episode where they provide an early commencement address for the Senior Class.  Andrew's oldest graduates in the spring and Nate's oldest next year, so the boys wanted to make sure they and their classmates are able to walk away with a bit of Beardly wisdom and advice.  

Join us for this episode where we test drive our new sports guy, Drew.  We talk through each division and make Drew pick who he thinks will be the Division, League, and "Big Game" winners.  Listen in and see what the boys think of YOUR team.  

In this episode, the boys announce the winner of the signed, numbered, limited release book of Andrew's poetry.  We also discuss some of the little weird quirks we have - see if they line up with any of yours!    

Join us this episode where we welcome stand up comic Von Mychael onto the show.  We talk about life as a comic, his experience at The Apollo, and his new special.  He also joins us for the inaugural TBP TV Showdown.  Nate picked 32 classic (70's and 80's) TV shows and made a random bracket.  Listen in to find out which show wins the grand prize.

It's a generational battle of epic proportions!  Well, not really...but join us for this episode where we (2 Gen X-ers) take a quiz about modern slang, prepared by our Gen Z podcast friend B.  How many do YOU know????

Join us for this episode where Andrew gets to use his degree for the third time in a row, Nate has a brain freeze, and we welcome a very special guest!  Poet, author, public speaker, and self described class clown Tanner Olson joins us for a humorous take on life as a traveling writer/entertainer, his project Written To Speak, and his dog Pancake.  We also talk him into performing a couple of his poems.   

Join us for this episode where Nate makes up another word, Andrew actually uses his college degree AGAIN, and we talk a little bit about the things we collect, and why.  We also have listener feedback!  We love hearing from you!

Join us for this episode where Nate makes up a word, Andrew finally uses his college degree, and we define the Midwest (US) and talk about what makes it special to us.  We get into the people, language, culture and food.  

Is cabin fever getting you down?  Join us for a dose of heart warming positive stories.  There are good things happening in this world, all we have to do is look for them.  In this episode we cover several encouraging stories that will soften the hardest of hearts. 

Join us on this episode where we are privileged to have one of our heroes (who is also a long time listener) join us on the show.  Listen in as we delve into the life of a nurse, learn some tips on staying healthy, and discover how you can show your support to our healthcare workers and all other essential service providers.

Join us as we discuss both the humorous aspects of the quarantine, what we've learned about ourselves, and also some serious waxing poetic about making time for the important stuff in our lives.

We got together to test remote recording, and decided we needed to add our commentary around the current events in the world.  We hope this brings folks some stress relief and a bit of a smile in the midst of uncertain times.  Stay healthy and love each other!

Join us as we check in with our friend Charlie who you met in the June 2019 episode:  TBP - Father's Day.  We update with Charlie on how life is going as a new father.  We cover the advice we gave him originally to see what worked and what didn't.  He also has some funny stories to share with us all.

Join us for this episode where Andrew and his friend, Beer Snob Ben, attempt to expand Nate's horizons when it comes to beer.  They set up a blind taste test that includes Nate's favorite beer - Pabst Blue Ribbon.  Can he pick it out of a line up?  Listen now to find out!