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Two Book Bitches
by Cass and Kat
Two vaguely twenty-something year olds discuss, review, and bitch about books.
Episodes
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Chapter 2.20: No Body, No Crime | Sarah J. Maas Universe Theories
Kat & Cass discuss theories for the entire Sarah J. Maas Universe of books: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series, Throne of Glass Series, and Crescent City Series. Discover shadow powers and who would have a field day with a modern weapon. Make some mates along the way and find out why Cass hates…
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Chapter 2.19: Celaena, no...Celaena, yes! | Throne of Glass Series by Sarah J. Maas
Kat & Cass discuss the entire Throne of Glass series. Ring some small bells and find out which character likes to do it for the plot. Meet everyone's fae-sone and find out which character has no chill. Set fire to the rain and participate in just girly things. Take down Erawan, the evil grocery...
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Chapter 2.18: My Name Is... | House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J Maas
Kat & Cass discuss the final chapters of House of Sky and Breath. Enter the chaos that is the last chapters of any SJM novel. Manifest and realize that being delulu is the solulu. Let TikTok run your life and figure out everyone's M.O. Defend Hel's diet and find out what possible Crescent City…
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Chapter 2.17: Mariana's Trench | House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas
Kat & Cass discuss chapters 65-70 of House of Sky and Breath. Skim battle scenes and increase your imagination budget. Dive straight into the Mariana's Trench and side sit, Little Mermaid style. Try your best to remember Olivia Roderigo lyrics and beg SJM for a Midgard globe. Finally, save the...
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Chapter 2.16: Sparkle Dragon | Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros
Kat & Cass discuss Iron Flame part 2 by Rebecca Yarros. Join us for a Sorrengail sibling reunion vacation and wear your favourite fantasy ball gown. Find out why Kat and Cass would rather be Bob the Builder and college drop outs. Use your big girl brain for once and welcome Hiccup from How to…
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Chapter 2.15: Lithuania | House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas
Kat & Cass discuss chapters 57-64 of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas. Visit the beautiful country of Lithuania and search for the Maasiverse Bible. Enter your Saturn Return year and attend yet another masquerade ball. Get angry over the lack of names and tell Savannah that he's a good…
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Chapter 2.14: Book Foreplay | Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros
Kat & Cass discuss part 1 of Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros. Suffer through the last month of the month (yes, it's typed right) and find your emotional support bone. Enter your hater era and discover some favourite places to cry. Learn about the absolute lie that hibernation is and ponder the…
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Chapter 2.13: Empty His Coffers | House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J Maas
Kat & Cass discuss chapters 48-56 of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas. Listen up as Two Big Idiots discuss all the clues and subtle hints they missed. Enjoy the mental image of Medusa and a hot Voldemort. Take a whiff of the smelly effects of the mating bond and decide on your signature...
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Chapter 2.12: Swamp Potato | The Hunger Games and The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes
Kat & Cass discuss The Hunger Games and The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes by the amazing Suzanne Collins. Question your morals as you fall in love with the villainous white boy of the month, Coriolanus Snow. Mature with Cass as she realizes that Peeta was the right choice all along. Celebrate with...
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Chapter 2.11: Dazed and Confused | House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas
Kat & Cass discuss chapters 42-47 of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas. Enjoy an episode of Love is Blind: Crescent City Edition and fall in love, sight unseen. Flip flop into a sarcophagus and yearn for the time of Shakespearean insults. Welcome the return of velvet steel and find out…
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Chapter 2.10: Mojo Dojo Casa House | House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J Maas
Kat & Cass discuss chapters 34-41 of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas. Solve the crime of who B-and-E-ed and take a look in the mirror. Wonder if its a mating bond or just indigestion. Press yourselves against walls and pretend the floor is lava. Discover who has Airtags on them and what...
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Chapter 2.3: Care Bear Stare | House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas
Kat & Cass discuss chapters nine to seventeen of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J Maas. Listen in to find out who doesn't get a family and friends discount and who needs to be calling HR. Debate the merits of the Critically Acclaimed Avatar the Last Airbender vs. Blue People Avatar. Discover...
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Chapter 2.4: Send Us Eras Tour Tickets | Taylor Swift
Kat & Cass (Taylor's Version) discuss The Music Industry: Taylor Swift herself and somehow find small ways to relate it to books to stay on brand. Discover who is a deranged fan and whether or not Eras Tour tickets have been acquired (spoiler, they haven't been). Listen to lists of song lyrics…
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Chapter 2.9: S*x Fire | Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros
Kat & Cass discuss Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros. Reminisce about past book eras and every book girl's reading trajectory. Find out who the BFD is and which men can actually take your breath away. Be led astray and window shop for your riders as you participate in American Ninja Warriors. Bring…
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Chapter 2.8: I Was Traumatized | Manacled by SenLinYu
Kat & Cass discuss Manacled, a Harry Potter fanfiction, by SenLinYu. Start off nice and easy with costume conundrums, Kardashian bashes, and Hailey Bieber. Immediately question Kat's life choices for reading Manacled as her first fanfiction. Start a tally for how many times Cass cries during the...
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Chapter 2.7: Under Duress | House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas
Kat & Cass discuss chapters 25-33 of House of Sky and Breath. Put your judgement aside and get ready to listen to not-real words. Find out new ways to use lightening and what L-word people love to say under duress (hint: it's not lice). Weigh the pros and cons of Grim Reapers vs. Dementors and...
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Chapter 2.6: Hot Smart People | The Ali Hazelwood Universe
Kat & Cass discuss the Ali Hazelwood Universe. Share concern for Ali's sleep schedule and for the teenie tiny pixies. Question, once again, if therapy is needed or if its totally fine to like hot (but mean) men. Entertain surprise guest appearances from Kylo Ren, Rey, and the entire cast of Harry...
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Chapter 2.5: F.C.N.P.S.N | House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas
Kat & Cass discuss chapters 18-24 of House of Sky and Breath. Prepare yourselves for a journey of self discovery - are you a spooky bitch or a fall bitch? Visit Monica's apartment and gush over secret compartments. Take a guess at which dragon Pepper looks at and celebrate Threshing Day. Finally,...
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Chapter 2.2: Team Conrad | The Summer I Turned Pretty
Kat & Cass discuss Red, White, and Royal Blue for a hot second before diving straight into The Summer I Turned Pretty. Listen in as Kat and Cass rant about remakes and how impossible it is to find Santal 33. Find out about the new version of Team Edward vs. Team Jacob and who doesn't have a…
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Chapter 2.1: And They Were Roommates | House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas
Kat & Cass discuss the never ending prologue and the first eight chapters of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J Maas. Tune in as Kat and Cass discuss their latest disappearance and update you on what's next for the podcast. Lament the inconvenience of light up body parts and wings in condos.…
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46: Where the Eff Have the Two Book B*tches Been?
Kat & Cass discuss where in the world they have been these last few months. Join the Two Book Bitches for an honest episode discussing topics such as burn out, the pandemic, and mental health struggles. On a lighter note, they also chat about the books they've been reading, the shows they've been...
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45: Basement Cat | A Crown of Gilded Bones by Jennifer L. Armentrout
Kat & Cass discuss the final part of A Crown of Gilded Bones by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Listen as Kat and Cass once again debate whether The Nightmare Before Christmas is a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie. Take a trip into Kat and Cass' notes-app baby name list and find out which name Kat...
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Bonus Episode: Interview with Rachanee Lumayno
Kat & Cass interview author, voiceover actress, world builder, and wonderful human, Rachanee Lumayno, in this very special bonus episode! Join them as they chat about Rachanee's new novel, "Heir of Amber and Fire", fantasy world building, magic construction, voiceover work, and so much more. Heir...
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44: Speculation | A Crown of Gilded Bones by Jennifer L. Armentrout
Kat & Cass discuss the second part of A Crown of Gilded Bones by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Listen as Kat and Cass discuss Rom Com endings and the problems with Bachelor in Paradise. Find out why Cass is crying over small dragons and why Kat has a bone to pick with scent descriptions in books....
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Bonus Episode: Interview with P.C. & Kristin Cast
Kat & Cass interview authors, editors, dynamic duo, and amazing humans, P.C. and Kristin Cast in this very special bonus episode! Join them as they chat about the Casts' new novel, "Spells Trouble", The House of Night, the writing and editing process, and so much more. Spells Trouble debuted on…
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43: His Wife | A Crown of Gilded Bones by Jennifer L. Armentrout
Kat & Cass discuss the first part of A Crown of Gilded Bones by Jennifer L. Armentrout. Listen as Kat and Cass discuss whether or not they've figured out the blueprint for "considerable length". Find out Cass' new kink and join the Book Bitches in a new, special segment called "Editor's Note"....
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42: Shadow Man | Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas
Kat & Cass discuss the last part of Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas. Listen as Kat and Cass go on the longest, most outrageous tangent in Two Book Bitches herstory (hint: it involves lead, mercury, and us being completely incorrect). Discover which birthday milestone Kat is afraid of and what...
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Bonus Episode: Interview with Jillian Boehme
Kat & Cass interview author, blogger, wine lover, singer, and magical human, Jillian Boehme in this very special bonus episode! Join them as they chat about Jillian's new novel, "The Stolen Kingdom", writing multiple POVs, building a fantasy world, and so much more. The Stolen Kingdom debuted on...
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41: Apparently | Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas
Kat & Cass discuss the first part of Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas. Listen as Kat and Cass decide whether they're Team Dorian or Team Chaol. Relish in the chaos as Kat reads Cass the synopsis to Crescent City 2. Throw back with the Book Bitches to Hunger Games, Princess Diaries, and Sailor…
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Bonus Episode: Interview with Georgia Clark
Kat & Cass interview author, speech writing whiz, Rom-Com queen, and charming human, Georgia Clark in this very special bonus episode! Join them as they chat about Georgia's new novel, "It Had To Be You", writing a diverse and real cast of characters, weddings, and so much more. It Had To Be You...
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40: Terms and Conditions | The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab
Kat & Cass discuss the final part of The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab. Listen as Kat and Cass discuss sink fires and which character exudes Gemini vibes. Contemplate defending your thesis and if it would defend you back. Discover the most aesthetic way to carry around illegal…
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39: The Devil is Hot | The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab
Kat & Cass discuss the first part of The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab. Listen as Kat and Cass find a new reason to walk into the woods in the middle of the night. Find out what type of guy the Book Bitches go after and who loves giving pets "people names". Discuss Glee extensively...
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Bonus Episode: Interview with Jack Whitney
Kat & Cass interview author, sword aficionado, writer of badass women, and wonderful human, Jack Whitney in this very special bonus episode! Join them as they chat about Jack's debut novel, Dead Moons Rising, writing strong characters, shocking endings, and much more! Dead Moons Rising debuted on...
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38B: Train, Library, S*x, Repeat | A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas
Kat & Cass discuss the last part of A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas. Listen as Kat and Cass continue their coverage of the book with a sprinkle of plot. Discover what pregnancy related phrase Cass hates and what movie Kat thinks of when the House of Wind is mentioned. Join the Book...
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38A: Seed | A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas
Kat & Cass discuss the last part of A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas. Another split episode coming your way! Listen as Kat and Cass outline Nesta's arduous schedule: train, library, sex, repeat. Find out who would use a strap-on and what Cass thinks she looks like when she walks out of a...
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37B: Enormous | A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas
Kat & Cass discuss the first part of A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas. Continue on with the fun as Kat and Cass realize how much they have in common with Nesta's delicious fantasies. Wonder if you like men or if you like the idea of men as they are written by women. Find out what…
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37A: Fitness King | A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas
Kat & Cass discuss the first part of A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas. This highly anticipated episode was so long they had to split it in two! Listen as Kat and Cass drool over attractive Disney dads and pray that their calls get sent straight to voicemail. Welcome the return of "apex…
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36: Sadwatch | Crooked Kingdom by Leigh Bardugo
Kat & Cass discuss the final part of Crooked Kingdom by Leigh Bardugo. Listen as Kat and Cass lament the zombie apocalypse and figure out whether they could withstand torture to keep a secret (spoiler, they're folding like lawn chairs). Compare Inej to the Wallendas and find out who parts the sea...
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35: Literary Libra x Two Book B*tches
Kat & Cass chat with coven leader, film maker, writer, honorary Canadian, and wholesome human Samantha, also known as Literary Libra on TikTok. Join them as they chat about BookTok, the impending apocalypse, writing, dragons, romance, and so much more! Check out all the links below so that you…
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34: Auto-Podography; The Q&A Episode
Kat & Cass answer all your questions - personal, podcast, bookish and more! Learn all about how the Book Bitches met, how they started the podcast, what they would eat for their last meal, what their most unpopular book opinion is, and more! Tune in next time for an interview with a very…
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33: They Need Parents | Crooked Kingdom by Leigh Bardugo
Kat & Cass discuss the first part of Crooked Kingdom by Leigh Bardugo. Listen as Kat and Cass get a little long winded and take a visit to Sidebar City. Learn all about economics from two women who are profoundly qualified to teach it to you. Discover the worst word in the English language and…
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Bonus Episode: Interview with Kelly Anne Blount and Lynn Rush
Kat & Cass interview co-authors, athletes, sports fans, and wonderful women, Kelly Anne Blount and Lynn Rush, in this very special bonus episode! Join them as they chat about Kelly and Lynn's novel, In The Penalty Box, meet-cutes, writing multiple POVs, women in sports, the mechanics of...
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32: S*xual Hand Hold | Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo
Kat & Cass discuss the final part of Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo. Listen as Kat and Cass decide best plague practices and whether or not rope climbing in gym class is ethical. Ponder the physical demands of scaling a burning incinerator and how a sixteen year old girl is constantly putting her...
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31: Connect the Dots | Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo
Kat & Cass discuss part one of Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo. Listen as Kat and Cass talk about the infamous Joost and praise Leigh Bardugo for picking an excellent prison name. Learn about Cass' search history and Kat's confusion over sea shanties and woodchucks. Discover the magical place that…
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Bonus Episode: Interview with Tiffanie DeBartolo
Kat & Cass interview author, indie record label CEO, charity founder, and all around wonderful person, Tiffanie DeBartolo, in this very special bonus episode! Join them as they chat about Tiffanie's novel, Sorrow, the healing power of art, writing authentic characters through a feminist lens, the...
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30: Suboptimal | We Were Liars by E. Lockhart
Kat & Cass discuss We Were Liars by E. Lockhart. Listen to Kat and Cass debate the finer details of committing crime and why kids have absolutely no chill. Find out Cass' feelings about Trader Joe's and who Kat kept picturing as Cadence. Discover what it takes to be "private island rich" and why...
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29: Political B*ner | Red, White, and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston
Kat & Cass discuss Red, White, and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston. Listen to Kat and Cass proclaim this book delightful, delicious, and damn charming. Cry with Cass again as Kat wonders who the real Hufflepuff is. Be confused over the concept of a turkey pardon and discover the insane world of...
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28: Take a Second | Clap When You Land by Elizabeth Acevedo
Kat & Cass discuss Clap When You Land by Elizabeth Acevedo. Listen to Kat and Cass gush over Elizabeth Acevedo and the beauty that is this novel. Cry with Cass as she barely makes it through the last 20 minutes of this episode without dissolving into a puddle of tears. Enjoy a short, happy moment...
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Bonus Episode: Interview with A.K. Wilder
Kat & Cass interview author, astrologer, and and magical person, A.K. Wilder, in this very special bonus episode! Join them as they chat about Kim's new YA novel, Crown of Bones, tips for aspiring authors, the fantasy writing process, and much more! Crown of Bones debuts on January 5th, 2021 and…
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27: For Legal Reasons... | Teen Killers Club by Lily Sparks
Kat & Cass discuss Teen Killers Club by Lily Sparks. Listen to Kat and Cass ask potentially illegal questions that, for the purposes of this podcast, are definitely a joke. Learn that even teen killers like arts and crafts and how passing a tampon is an act of sheer stealth. Discover the...
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How many episodes does Two Book Bitches have?
Two Book Bitches currently has 78 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
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Two vaguely twenty-something year olds discuss, review, and bitch about books.
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Two Book Bitches is created and hosted by Cass and Kat.
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