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Two Cents

by Josh Fernandez

Just two dudes, giving their two cents about stuff. We laugh a lot and get off topic a lot. Sorry in advance.

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Episodes

  1. Season 4 - Episode 2

    Life may be hard right now, so we try to make our show easy for you to listen to. Enjoy.

  2. SEASON 4 PREMIERE

    WE’RE BACK (NOT AGAIN)

  3. Episode 10 - S3 FINALE

    Honestly didn’t even realize this was the Season Finale of Season 3. Oops. Anyways, this is a politics heavy episode (aren’t they all?) and I make Kory laugh really hard near the end. Enjoy.

  4. Episode 9 - Sport

    We (mostly Kory) talks about sports, happy bowl day

  5. Episode 8 - Sifting Through Americas Wreckage

    El Trumpo is gone, but his legacy (unfortunately) lives on. We also talk about like...sports and stuff. Oh, and also we will likely be rebranding soon so get ready for that

  6. S3 - EP7: Impeachment 2 - Electric Boogaloo

    Despite the usual amount of incoherent yelling, this is actually one of our most concise episodes to date. Good job Kory this one’s actually a bop.

  7. Season 3 - Episode 6: Hellworld

    I’m convinced we all died in 2012 and have been living in hell ever since. Anyways, enjoy me and Kory rambling for an hour.

  8. Season 3 - Episode 5: Prosperity Preachers Can Catch These Hands

    “Get ready for Christmas or else I’ll send Joel Osteen and Kenneth Copeland to your house to smile threateningly at you” - Josh

  9. Season 3 - Episode 4

    This is a good one; we talk about stuff AND things and then some more stuff happened

  10. Episode 3 - Santa IS Real

    A nice lil holiday episode (and we also talk about conspiracies but that comes later)

  11. Episode 2 - Thanksgiving Sucks

    How do I make these again? Anyways, we have another early morning show for you all. Let us know what you think. Or don’t. Nothing matters anymore.

  12. SEASON 3 PREMERIE

    WE’RE BACC (unfortunately)! ENJOY!!!

  13. Episode 10 - SEASON 2 FINALE

    Wow, we actually made it to 20 episodes and two whole seasons. Thanks for listening to us (for whatever reason) all this time. This wasn't as extravagant as our last Season Finale. We wanted to make things more chill for you all given the...chaotic times we are all facing that are likely to only...

  14. SEASON 2 FINALE

    THIS IS OUR SEASON 2 FINALE. We tried to make this one as chill as we could considering the chaos we’re all probably about the face in the coming weeks and months (years?). Anyways, enjoy. We love you all. Thanks for listening to us so far.

  15. Season 2 - Episode 9

    We’re chillin in this one man, just like...vibing ya know? (Also if you don’t go vote here soon we will both hunt you all down)

  16. Episode 8 - I’m Very Tired and Can’t Think of a Title

    - I talk about my fear of weighted blankets. - I’m taking a break from video games for the next few months because I have things to take care of. - I rant about conservatives (again). - Kory talks a little too

  17. Episode 7 - This Soul Train Went Off the Rails

    I'm actually not even sure what happened in this episode. We started talking about Halloween and my (Josh's) birthday at one point and it just went off the rails. This is a funny one though. I think? Enjoy?

  18. Episode 6 - Early Birds

    Today we talked about: - Sport - Grilling (manly) - I actually only get angry once (amazing) - Teen Titans Go (LAME!) I've accepted the fact that I'm slowly becoming a boomer over time. I hate change and young people. Anyways, listen to us talk tiredly on this earlier than usual episode for an hour.

  19. Episode 5 - Empathy is a Stranger, Death has become my Neighbor

    - The Chiefs did absolutely nothing wrong - There's a difference between patriotism and blind nationalism - COVID still exists (so put your nose inside your mask) - Me and Kory might be doing individual one-off episodes very soon - Fun times (?)

  20. Episode 4 - The Gamer Episode

    We talk about like - The music industry - The game industry - Why the government sucks - I rant a lot (Josh) - I give you all updates on my (Josh) career pursuits ENJOY THINESELVES MORTALS

  21. Episode 3 - The Boys Learn to Talk About Their Thoughts and Opinions Coherently

    A lot of bad stuff happened this week. In this episode we try something different: instead of talking over one another, we actually give each other time to speak and give our opinions fully and thoroughly, we process what one another have said, and THEN we respond based on what we've said. Good...

  22. Episode 2 - Apocalypse ASMR

    This one's a lot more laid back. Fun ASMR Intro Banter We talk about the new Batman movie We talk about natural disasters We talk about video games (that I can't stop playing) and nerd stuff (that I can't stop talking about) Listen to this one while cooking a nice dinner for yourself or your…

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  23. SHOWTIME

    - USPS - STOP USING DEAD PEOPLE TO FURTHER YOUR AGENDA - HOMELESS MAN CALLS ME A BAD WORD??? - SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS?????????????????? IT'S SEASON 2 BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  24. EPISODE 10

    THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR (or not) OUR SEASON FINALE

  25. Episode 9 - Attack of the Haters (All Zero of Them)

    KORY TALKS ABOUT WAR ENDLESS TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES THE EVE OF OUR 10TH EPISODE AND SEASON 1 FINALE BOOMERS MILLENIALS / GEN Z'ERS JOSH GOES ON A RANT AGAIN

  26. Episode 8 - Rage VS Re-Educate

    Federal agents abducting people into unmarked vans Abuse of power Rage VS Re-Education Improvement of the body and mind Couple of goofs, couple of laughs, badda boom badda bing

  27. Episode 7 - U.S. VS the World

    TikTok is cancelled party Kanye did something again Schools are opening...they shouldn't be Betsy Devos SUCKS...all my homies HATE Betsy Devos Other countries VS US (we suck actually, look it up) Fun times all around. Well, not really. We're mostly doing this to cope with the reality that the…

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  28. Episode 6 - Liberty and Justice for Some

    ATHLETES SPEAKING OUT SPORTS DID A THING CHANGING SPORTS TEAM NAMES MURDER ON A MILITARY BASE INHERENT INJUSTICE IN THE PRISON SYSTEM AND ITS CYCLE WITHIN SOCIETY All this and more on this weeks episode. Check it.

  29. Episode 5 - REVENGE OF THE RONA

    Senate primaries, social media (TikTok honestly), Miss Rona returns, and a whole lot of other stuff. We go from serious, to lighthearted, to begging for sponsorship's. Seriously Adam Sandler, please notice us (me specifically). - Josh

  30. Episode 4 - Back to Business

    After a brief hiatus, me and Kory are back, and not at all better than ever. This time we talk about the next generation of console gaming, and the games that are coming with them, the LGBTQ+ community, and the recent Supreme Court decisions surrounding their treatment in the workplace along with...

  31. Episode 3 - Back to "Normal"

    In this one we talk about sports starting to come back, COVID-19 seemingly just going away, protests, why Confederates from the Civil War were the worst losers of all time, and Kory watched Uncut Gems. Bring a broom, cause this one gets messy.

  32. Episode 2 - From Bad to Worse

    In this episode, we talk about the recent Police Brutality in America along with the ensuing protests, Kory's experience with racial profiling, cancel culture, video games and 90's movies. This one's a little deeper. I would apologize in advance, but I'm not sorry for anything I said in this...

  33. The World's Gone Mad

    In this episode, we talk about our previous broadcasting experience, public outcry during Coronavirus, Coronavirus itself, Onlyfans, and MySpace. What could go wrong?

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Just two dudes, giving their two cents about stuff. We laugh a lot and get off topic a lot. Sorry in advance.

HOSTED BY

Josh Fernandez

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Just two dudes, giving their two cents about stuff. We laugh a lot and get off topic a lot. Sorry in advance.

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