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Two Chunks And A Hunk
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Two Chunks And A Hunk is a movie podcast where hosts Jordan, Doz, and Carter muse about movies, and they hope it's appealing to mostly everybody. Listen as they play movie-related games (most of which they are very bad at) and rate films according to the Scientific Cinema Scale (a rating system of their own design which they insist is flawless).
Episodes
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Tentober
Watch out! Beware! Heed our words of caution! The single most chilling hour in all of podcastdom is upon us, and indeed many shall quake with fear before the hour is through! You shall know true terror this day, for Tentober is upon us. Or, maybe just like, frustration. You shall know…
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How Many Birds Have You Eaten?
It's actually weird now that you're not answering. It's a simple question. We'll ask it again. How many birds have you eaten? It shouldn't be this hard. In this Just The Two Of Chunks episode: The Top Tens, OUR Top Tens, Wheel Of Movies (Not A Wheel) Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our...
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Bodd-o Bod-tavius
Weird little glasses! Tattered trench coat! Slimming steel cummerbund! Otto the bodd-o is coming in hot with THE look of Fall 2026 and he is slayyyyyinggggggg. In this Just The Two Of Chunks episode: The Fast Or The Furriest, Ghost of Christmas Future, The Magic Thimble Be sure to check out…
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I Am Not Throwing Away My Milkshake
What is a movie? No, really. Like, what IS a movie? Is it anything that is filmed? Just get some guys on a screen and — BAM — you've got a movie? You'd think after nine years we'd have a solid answer for this, but apparently not. In this Just The Two Of Chunks episode: The Top Tens, Wheel Of…
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The Pacifier
In honor of Carter's beautiful new daughter, we're releasing an episode from the Patreon vault that shares a name with one of her favorite things: The Pacifier! Enjoy these vintage 2021 Podboys! The Seal has been broken. Once tasked with guarding the nation's (?) secrets, our heroic Navy Seal has...
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The Fast Or The Furriest?
An unlikely group of misfits coming together to form a family. The unbridled joy of pure speed, sheer momentum. Inarticulate characters, growling and grumbling their way through unrealistic scenarios. Now, quick! Were we talking about Fast And Furious or a movie starring animals? In this Just The...
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Our Dad Came Home / The Odyssey
If you think we're normally pretty happy and excited guys, then you Odyssey us when our dad comes back home again! In This Episode: The Top Tens, Blind Ranking, The Odyssey Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast! Support us on Patreon for access to our exclusive…
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Friends From School (with Vince and Mariah Kelly)
You've really got to be careful what kind of folks you hang out with at school. You don't want to accidentally get sucked into a group of friends that...checking our notes here...shares the things they like with you. That would be bad right? It seems bad. In this episode: The Top Tens, Extra...
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Just The Two Of Chunks
Since Carter's on paternity leave, it's just the Two of Chunks today. Join us in this Oops, All Games episode for 66% of the thrills, 66% of the action, 66% of the humor you've come to know and love! In This Episode: The Top Tens, The Wheel Of Movies (Not A Wheel), The Magic Thimble Be sure to...
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Daddurday Double Feature
It's Daddurday afternoon again, if only for a moment. And what better way to celebrate our favorite soon-to-be-dad than with two movies focusing on the unbreakable bond between father and daughter? The kind of love that defines a lifetime, changes you from the inside out, and most importantly,...
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The Whistle Of The Day
There's not a lot that's still novel in this world. We've seen and heard it all. But what's that on the wind? A sound, like none before and none since, singular in its creation and sublime in its enjoyment. A whistle, unique for today. And it can be yours if you open your wallet. In this episode:...
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We Got Jwnd
You ever think you know a lot about a person? Joan Cusack, in this instance. And then, suddenly, you realize you never knew them at all? You've fallen prey to a CusackAttack. You've been Jwnd. And the worst part? You recorded it all and put it on the internet. In this Episode: Extra Credit, The…
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How To Be Sick
Quick! Don't think, just answer! What's the worst part about being sick? That's right, all the free time. Well don't worry. We've got a list for that. In this Episode: The Top Tens, Prop Shoppers, Survivor 50 Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast! Support us on…
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Whoopsie Goldberg
Doz is out for this one and he usually writes this part…so…we talk about Survivor and play some games. Also, Jordan had the best week ever? I don’t know. I miss Doz :/ In this Episode: Wild Hawgz, Prop Shoppers, Survivor 50 Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!…
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Our Emmy Episode
We thought we'd try really hard on this one. You know, like actually try to do a really good job. Can podcasts win Emmys? Maybe we'll be the first. The academy has to respect and admire our hard-hitting journalism as it relates to Top Ten lists and Sonic The Hedgehog fan art, right? In This...
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But! Now! I Use My Hands!
BUT now I use my hands. But NOW I use my hands. But now I USE my hands. But now I use MY hands. But now I use my HANDS. BUTT! NOW! I use my hands. Does that clear things up? In This Episode: Synops-Us, The Top Tens, Survivor 50 Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast!...
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Let's Raid Mummy's Biscuits
What's a young lad to do when his mates have all come for a sleep-away holiday to his house? Why, raid mummy's biscuit tin, of course! But the fun doesn't stop there. He should consider adding a pillow fight, or perhaps a bit of time playing on his electronics, to his sleepover itinerary. Do it...
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Spring Delirium, Pt. 3: Solar Smackdown
Climb aboard the Fartemis Toot and head to the stars with us as Spring Delirium continues! Our stated mission objective: discover the best science fiction movie through a series of increasingly more difficult head-to-head matchups. Why us, you ask? Why were your humble Podboys chosen for this...
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FEED DROP — Carter's Character Corner (Imagine Dungeons)
It's a special crossover episode of Two Chunks in the form of a behind-the-scenes episode of Imagine Dungeons! Take a listen as Carter walks you through each person's character creation process! Carter observes the differences in each person's methods, and uncovers a bit about how each real-world...
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Spring Delirium, Pt. 2: Nebula Knockout
Look! Up in the sky! It's a cool alien! It's a space ship! Wrong. It's us, up there in outer space, pitting film against film to determine which science fiction film is the...best? The strongest maybe? The winner. We'll go with winner. In this episode: Spring Delirium, Pt. 2, Survivor 50 If you...
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Spring Delirium, Pt 1: Galactic Grudge Match
Spring Delirium is back, and it's truly out of this world! And actually, some of it's on this world. And then we guess there's some of it that's on a world somewhat like ours but in a fictional galaxy. And parts are on a world nothing like ours. Lotta worlds out there, we're realizing. In This...
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Which Green Guys Are Real?
It's St. Patrick's Day (as this releases) and in the midst of our celebration, we're left with one question: which green guys are, like, real? Have any of them come true? If so, they're definitely the...best green guy? Top green guy? We like them, is what we're saying. In This Episode: A Star Was...
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Poobicki
We're checking in on Survivor 50! How are our teams doing? What's our overall opinion of this season? Have any of our Survivors perhaps put the "ass" in embarrassing due to a bathroom related oopsie? (Yes) In This Episode: Survivor 50 If you liked Gage on this episode, wait till you hear him play...
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Ouroboreality TV
Like the sun itself, the reality TV orobouros rises, shining and brilliant, endlessly consuming its own tail. The wheel ever and ever turns; the cycle has no end. As one excellent season of reality TV ends, another begins. A Traitor must Survive, and a Survivor must Betray. And most importantly,...
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Breaking Both The Rules And The Storm
Rules, much like storms, are meant to be broken. In 2026, three heroes will rise, and no storms or rules will stand in their way. They may have some trouble getting their words out this episode though. It's not a big deal! Everybody gets a case of "I can't talk too good on my podcast today" every...
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Drafting Our Teams For Survivor 50
Survivor Season 50 is about to begin, and so is our all-new game of Survivor Football. It's like Fantasy Football, but Survivor. And the name is very good, in case you couldn't tell. Take a listen as we're joined by friend of the pod (and Imagine Dungeons DM) Gage for our draft and some…
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The Perfect Traitor
What makes the perfect episode of reality TV? Is it a competitor who stays calm under pressure? A proxy war using other contestants as unwitting soldiers? Chess metaphors? This is the hard-hitting investigative journalism you come to Two Chunks for. And we won't rest until we find out. In This...
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The Death (?) Of Dom Toretto
Hey, real quick. Name even one of the top four Kathryn Hahn movies on IMDb. Just one. That shouldn't be too hard, right?? In This Episode: Streaming TV Update, Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere On Apple TV, Fast Forever, Extra Credit, Traitors Season 4 Be sure to check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual...
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How To Spend A Snow Day
Down here in the southern United States, we don't get too many snow days. But when they do hit, we're left asking the same question each time: "Now what?" If only there was a website containing a crowd-sourced and expertly curated list of activities we could choose from. Now open your eyes. That...
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What Makes A Good Traitors Cast?
There’s been a murrrderr in ourrr podcast. And it’s yourrr job to find the murrrderrerr. Orrr, at least, to assess exactly how enterrrtaining each celebrrrity suspect would be if, hypothetically, this werre being brroaadcast as a rreality competition. Bonus points if they can rrrock the...
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Time To Fix Your Family / Wake Up Dead Man
There's no way around it. You're thirteen now. A fully grown adult. And it's time you start acting like one. You have to save your family. The core relationships in your life are broken, and you're the only one who can fix them. In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Wake Up Dead Man Make…
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This Is How We Beatbox
Join us in bidding farewell to 2025 and hello to 2026 the only way we know how: lists. In this episode: Blind Ranking, Top 5 for 2025, Top 5 for 2026 Make 2026 the year you listen to Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast! Support us on Patreon for access to our exclusive Official Chunky...
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A Make Or Break Holiday: A Mr. Christmas Adventure
As the year draws to a close, so too does our search for a new Mr. Christmas. And, we're pleased to say, we found him. One of incomparable holiday spirit, fit to sit the Mistletoe Throne, to hold court at The North Pole, and to remind us all of the power of love and family with the many movies he...
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Where Are You, Mr. Christmas?
Our Christmas Hunks have endured a grueling holiday gauntlet this year, and only the most holly, jolly, and merry boys are left. Now, they must face their toughest challenge yet. Everything they have experienced, the depths to which they have pushed themselves, the blood, the sweat, the tears…
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I Can't Seem To Find My Mr. Christmas
We heard it through the grapevine that there's a juicy Finding Mr. Christmas episode to talk about. It appears that one contestant has bitten off more than he can chew. And if Jonathan is to have his pick of the bunch, well, let's just say that you can't make good wine from bad grapes. Stop…
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Have You Seen My Mr. Christmas?
We're still looking for him. Maybe we'll find him here, during our favorite episode of the season. That's right, it's talent show time. Can you solve a puzzle cube? How about sort-of-rap? Has the mighty hand of God itself ever curled you across a highway? You'll fight right in. In This Episode: A...
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Dude, Where's My Mr. Christmas?
We thought we found him a year ago. But it was a false Mr. Christmas. A temporary charade, the machinations of a Yuletide charlatan. And so we search anew. Heavy is the head that wears the holly crown, so we've got to make sure these gentlemen are up to the challenge. By suspending them in the…
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The Machine Formerly Known As Carter
It's hard to believe he's gone. Well, not like, "gone" gone. More like ascended. In a way, he's the opposite of gone. Because he's everywhere now. The season two premiere of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, is out now! And thanks to Carter's sacrifice, you're ready to listen to it....
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A Thanksgiving Prophecy
What if we could tell you, with absolute certainty, what you will do this Thanksgiving? Would you believe us if we told you? Even if it seemed impossible and unlikely? Or would you just want to skip to the part where we get the crew together to rob, like, the Louvre or something? In This Episode:...
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It Has A Sci-Fi / Bram Stoker's Dracula
Quick! What film is cousins to history, has a sci-fi, contains but is not necessarily defined by action, and is the second highest grossing film of 2008? If you get this right, congratulations: you're now over-qualified to host this show. In this episode: Prop Shoppers, The Middle, Dracula Catch…
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"Cow" / The Lost Boys
After over eight years of podcasting, we finally caught it on a recording. Our first ever mistake. We're just as shocked as you are. We got thrown for a major "Boys" loop and totally beefed a blind ranking. We won't let it happen again, and we're committed to rebuilding the trust you have in the...
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The Middle / 30 Days Of Night
It's not every day that you get to witness the birth of a new game in the wild like this. Really, when you think about it, it just takes some time. We're in the middle of the ride. Everything will be just fine. Unless you live in the 30 Days Of Night Alaska town. Then it will not be fine. In This...
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Jimmy Neutron Day / A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night
This Chunktober, we're asking the hard-hitting questions: Which artists qualify as pop princesses? What's the coolest vampire vehicle? And who decides what all these holidays even are anyway? In this episode: The Annual Halloween Costume Guess Off, The Top Tens, A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night...
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Chunktober Begins / What We Do In The Shadows
Don't look now! It too spooky! Too scary! Chunktober is our favorite time of year, and it's officially here. This year, our sixth Chunktober, is all about one ghoul in particular. We're focusing on those often lecherous, always leech-erous, blood-guzzling, coffin-slumbering, familiar-makers,...
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Viné or Brené?
This is our solemn vow. You will never find even ONE other podcast that has ever dared to play the game we played today. The truths revealed are too bold. The wisdom unlocked, too profound. And the gulf between how good we thought we'd be at it and how good we actually are? Wide, man. Like, so...
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Yam-Hee-Haw / Hot Rod
Yam-hee-hwelcome to another fantastic episode of Two Chunks and A Hunk. Yam-hee-hit the links with us as we play jjjolf! Yam-hee-hazard a guess as we examine the ever inscrutable TopTens.com! And yam-hee-hahaha it up with us as we talk about Hot Rod. In This Episode: jjjolf, The Top Tens, Hot Rod...
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You Can't Drink Bacon / Superbad
Surely we're not the first ones to tell you this. But you just can't. I'm sorry. You can't. We don't make the rules. We just follow them. And the number one rule? You can't drink bacon. Sorry. I know. You really really want to. But you can't. In This Episode: Rank You Very Much, Extra Credit,...
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A Cheater Amongst Us / 43 Jump Street
Jump, jump, these streets are jumpin'. You read that right folks. We've got not one, not two, but 43 of the jumpiest streets you could possibly imagine. Sure hope none of our hosts did anything sneaky or against the spirit of any of our games before we welcome some undercover law enforcement onto...
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Our First Podcast / Pineapple Express
It's our first ever episode! We figured we'd start it off with some of the worst noises you've ever heard. You know, so you'd stick around! We hope you enjoy our brand new podcast! Stay tuned for episode two soon! In This Episode: Blind Draft, Nikstlitslepmur, Pineapple Express Catch up on the...
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Doctor Bonk / Game Night
You're here to see the doctor? I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that the doctor is in, and he'd love to see you. The bad news? He IS Doctor Bonk so, you know, be aware. In This Episode: A Star Was Born, D&D Character Creation, The Top Tens, Game Night Catch up on the first season...
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Two Chunks And A Hunk is a movie podcast where hosts Jordan, Doz, and Carter muse about movies, and they hope it's appealing to mostly everybody. Listen as they play movie-related games (most of which they are very bad at) and rate films according to the Scientific Cinema Scale (a rating system of their own design which they insist is flawless).
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