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Two Clowns and a Goat
by Two Clowns and a Goat
Amateur experts explain life, love, sports and everything in between.
Episodes
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How to meet a Bison
Alex is a buffalo guy. TC is a sad Jets guy. We’re trying to make this consistent we swear
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!kcab era eW | We are back!
After months spent away from the world licking their wounds from the now infamous 'Roast of TC and Alex', the guys courageously enter back into the world of podcasting to try and reclaim their confidence. To do so, they fumble through the complex physics of Tenet and make NFL predictions surely…
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The Roast of TC and Alex
After yearsss of waiting, Roast-Master Kaitlyn finally accepted the invitation to join the show. The sting of her quips was dulled only slightly by the coffee cake she served to us as she delivered her blows. Luckily, Dr. Kaitlyn also made an appearance and was there to mend us back together in…
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Work from Home LIVE On-the-Job Coronavirus Special
The world is in quarantine. Employees across the globe are now working from home. Fresh out of the shadow of their bosses' supervision, the Clowns coalesce to create their first ever LIVE on-the-job podcast. Goat Arnav joins the special to give his unique perspective inside American hospitals and...
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Guys red flags for guys
Alex is viciously attacked by a dog. TC bans Lapkins. We hate lacrosse players
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The Twilight Zone
The guys return to the studio to discuss the perplexing dimension in which they've found themselves, early on in this new decade: Prince Harry now plays for the Eagles. Three goats are somehow playing Jeopardy. Mono runs rampant in the Bachelor mansion. TC goes train hopping with the woman…
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Return of the JJ
The end of an era
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The Episode About Nothing
With nothing but a 45 minute timer and a starting point, the guys channel their inner Seinfeld to see just how wide-ranging and pointless their conversation could be.
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To Beard or Not To Beard
Alex faces and age old dilemma. TC fights a dog. We belong on the green grass of Reed Quadrant
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Jokers? Hardly know ers
Alex puts TC to the test. The first quarter of the NFL recap. We remake some movies.
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Work Pictures
TC flirts with the idea of a quid pro quo as he gets involved in a dessert-tasting competition at work. Alex pitches a new movie idea Ferris Bueller would be proud of. The guys discuss the exciting new development that is Gardner Minshew (and other NFL news). The episode wraps up with a couple of...
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Four Months till Star Wars
Alex bakes a brat. TC is attracted to the dark side. Bold predictions, bad takes, and big news galore
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Fruit Snack Equality
Dr. Martin Luther Cain Jr. drops into the studio for his first appearance. The guys explore a new, Food Network-inspired segment they are calling TChopped. The episode wraps up with an exhilarating tour inside the walls of the generic, American work place. Timestamps: 2:10 - 20K+ Email Disaster...
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Eyelins and urinals and funerals, oh my!
Alex gets intimidated. TC climbs a wall. The Area 51 business trip is on the horizon
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Dunk Irk
The boys pitch a new monocle business that the world should keep an eye on. TC continues building his resume for a potential Webster's Dictionary career. A new movie title anagram segment is introduced. Finally, a list of Harry Potter pickup lines sure to work in the muggle world. TimeStamps…
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A High School Musical
The guys welcome on their youngest goats ever
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Dobby and the Chamber of Secrets
Cain clan comes in full force in this in depth interview. Alex gives a nickname. TC forfeits his first name. Darby tells all.
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Mormon Girl
In this wide ranging episode, the guys reveal themselves as anti-dentites and join a book club. TC sends Star Wars memes to girls on Bumble, while Alex preps for a karaoke performance on international waters. One day, 20 years from now, we will laugh at the descriptions of these episodes. I pray…
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2019 Draft Recap
This one goes out to all the football adicts out there who just needs a fix. The two clowns and their goat have you this week. Just take a load off sit back with a glass of nice cold eggnog and enjoy.
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Mark Heaths
In this instant classic, the guys interview their first super-fan, Mark Heaths, a man History will not soon forget. After reaching out on Twitter, the California-native makes a shocking revelation that shakes the foundation of the world as we know it. The first shots in a bloody war have been...
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The Rise of Nichy
One week from the draft. Nick goes to Europe. TC has phone complaints. Alex gets talkative at the urinal. The guys break down the Star Wars trailer and judge internet strangers.
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Gandhi Sweeps the Leg
Alex calls for a hitman. TC calls off the engagement. Ashwinn is blessed by an elephant. The guys make an appeal to our California fanbase. Also Henry if you're reading this (and I know you are) we love you
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You're a fool, Harry Potter
In this episode, TC details his engagement. Alex takes a time machine back to high school. We learn of the 6 degrees of David Lindhagen. TC looks to stay safe in his potentially explosive work environment. Alex calls Chicago. And remember, it's LeviOsa, not LeviosA.
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Bracket Szn
Alex is a popcorn guy. TC has been given manifest destiny. We both need Uncle Wayne.
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Gingervitis
New goat, Mikey, shakes the foundation of the breakfast world with his PopTart-eating technique. Alex cannot solve the getting-a-hair-cut puzzle. TC receives an education on Carrot Top. This podcast continues to be a shining beacon of hope for people of all walks of life.
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A Bachelor Extravaganza
In this special episode, fan-favorite, Tori, and new goattess, Rhea, join the show to break down the Bachelor season finale. Along the way, TC continues his forbidden love affair with Chris Harrison. Tori figures out a way to break the Chick-fil-a sandwich . Alex botches an Air Supply homage. And...
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Twins (1988)
The products of a genetic experiment, fraternal twins Alex ( Arnold Schwarzenegger) and Brianne (Danny DeVito) are separated at birth and told their family is dead. Now Brianne, an unscrupulous street hustler, eeks out a living in Atlanta while Alex grows up in Wisconsin raised grows up humble,...
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Our Longest Episode
Alex hits the slopes. TC nails a joke about paper. A Bachelor time-travel theory presents itself. The guys break down the Combine and give their first mock drafts of the offseason. Another week of Close Encounters proves futile. Jay Cutler continues to find his way into our hearts.
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Taeshuhs BIG Mistake
Valentine's Day was a rousing success. TC sees through Chris Harrison's disguise. Alex defends a horseman. This is slowly just becoming a bachelor podcast
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A Valentine's Day Mission
TC hates nuts. Alex joins the IRA. The boys embark on a Valentine's Day mission that will surely end in failure. Also, where is Chris Harrison??
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The Last Week of Football
Alex survives The Day After Tomorrow. TC is playing matchmaker. The guys get ready for another Brady Super Bowl win :/
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2018: A YEAR IN REVIEW
The boys take a sentimental trip down 'Two Clowns and a Goat' memory lane. All the laughs, the tears, and the horrible sports takes from this past year are boiled down into one glorious episode.
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Tori, Tori, Tori In the House
The guys recap a heart breaking national championship, a great playoff weekend, and a few breaking NFL headlines. A new Goatess has arrived! Tori joins the podcast for the first time. Alex goes on a Toucan safari. TC's plague of women continues. Tori gives the guys some much needed advice
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Bigfoot Atheist
The boys return from Christmas break as new men. TC reveals he believes in a mythical creature. Alex is now wearing leather. Both reveal their wedding playlist must-haves.
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A Bathroom in Queens
TC tries to 'straighten' out his love life. Alex goes commando in dress pants. Chuck E. Cheese makes an appearance.
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From Russia With Love
TC is trying to date a spy. Alex is trying to contribute to the unemployment problem. We both forgot next week is Christmas
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Close Encounters II
The guys discuss their successes and failures from the past few weeks. TC continues to elevate his game.
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Best Weekend in College Sports
Alex survived Thanksgiving. TC is a Bama homer. The end of football is upon us all.
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CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
This week the creators of Two Clowns and a Goat bring you a new weekly minipod- CLOSE ENCOUNTERS. Alex and TC detail three experiences each week with the strange, the unknown, and the mysterious species known as women.
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Stuck at the Kids Table
TC joins Tinder. Alex does the 'Bend and Snap'. The boys make a set a new mission for themselves, a mission that will ultimately lead them down a path of failure.
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No more puppies
Alex loves a midget. TC sees through Shanny. We both confront a dark truth.
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EMERGENCY PODCAST
An unprecedented turn in TC's love life unfolds before our very eyes. A turn that could not be imagined. A turn that will stand the test of time. Ladies and gentlemen, our very first EMERGENCY PODCAST.
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Cats and Dawgs and Goats
Alex encourages drug usage. TC got a date. Arnav is a hero. 17 episodes in and we still can't figure out how to work this app.
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Banksy, Barber Shop, Benadryl
TC get's his ears lowered. Alex takes a trip to the movies.
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Itssssss SHOWTIME
Alex is feeling McSorley. TC goes full Costanza. Both of them strike out when opportunity knocks.
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Knock Knock. Whom's Their?
After facing hours of technological adversity and overcoming the shortcomings of a dyslexic co-host, the guys persevere and somehow continue to hit their stride.
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A Wild Goat Appears
TC issues a public apology to a valued listener. Alex gets comfortable with women. Two Clowns and a Goat finally earns its namesake.
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Toe Rings
The guys discuss TC's return to love. A look ahead to the fantasy/NFL season. Finally, a visit to the Mount Rushmore of Red Flags.
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The Return
We're back after a month-long walkabout. TC has quit on love. Alex has solved all spinal problems.
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Here, Use My Printer
TC loses the flirtation high ground. Alex has his eye on a 2000 Dodge MiniVan. The guys lay out their hits and misses of the upcoming fantasy season and close things out with a spine-shivering, confidence-shaking Mt. Rushmore.
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