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Two Dudes and a Bench

by Content No Chaser

Welcome back to season 2 of Two Dudes and a Bench, where two longtime best friends, sit down and discuss what's going on in the world today. This season the boys are expanding their podcast to YouTube! Check out season 2 with more interviews, more laughs, and more content! Brought to you by CONTENT NO CHASERCheck out our socials!Twittter: ContentnochaserInstagram: ContentnochaserYoutube: ContentnochaserTikTok: Contentnochaser Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodudesandabench/support

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Episodes

  1. S2E14: WHY SKY HIGH IS A PERFECT ALLEGORY TO TRADITIONAL AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOLS

    In this episode, two longtime best friends discuss the classic American cinema piece: Sky High. If you watched Sky High, you may know the classic tail of Will Stronghold realizing that its not your superpowers that makes you a hero. Through this movie, we learn about how to make it in a high…

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  2. S2E12: FROM THE NEWS DESK / LIFE UPDATE

    Two longtime best friends finally talk after what seems like 7 months. They talk about life updates, some random stuff from the news and the latest in pop culture. We talk twitter, we talk submarines, we talk Barbinheimer, we leave no stone unturned.

  3. S2E12: B-I-N-G-O

    B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, and BINGO was his name-o! Two longtime best friends get together to play a friendly game of 2023 BINGO! Don't know what that is? Well basically you make some (outlandish) predictions about what is going to happen in the upcoming year. The winner, obviously, gets a...

  4. S2E11: THE ONE WHERE A DUDE GETS MARRIED

    Happy NEW YEAR! In this episode, two long time best friends discuss a big wedding that happened! Did Rylee leave Austin at the alter? Did Jason throw up from nervous energy? Did the candle fall over and start the rug on fire? Maybe not, but if you want to know what really happened make sure you...

  5. S2E10: NEWTONS 3RD LAW AND BLACK FRIDAY (WE'RE BACK)

    Long time no see! Two longtime best friends discuss their abbreviated absence and talk about graduating college and what life looks like adulting. Jason talks about his job. Austin talks about med school, and what in the world does Newton's 3rd law have to do with Black Friday? This episode also...

  6. S2E9: NEW YEAR, SAME PODCAST

    After an abbreviated leave because of COVID and classes, your two favorite podcast hosts are back and better than ever! In this packed episode, two long time best friends discuss some of their favorite conspiracy theories, including some that you may have not heard of. Additionally, the boys look...

  7. S2E8: MURDER MYSTERY

    In this episode, two longtime best friends throw a murder mystery party: was it a success? Was it a failure? Did Jason discover the murderer only 10 minutes into the party? The boys also discuss their other plans from a big weekend at school. We talk about Dr. Barry Marshall, who may be the most...

  8. S2E7: LIFE LESSONS FROM A SNAIL (AND JASON)

    In this new episode, two longtime best friends discuss Jason's newest passion: writing down rules to live by. Austin gives you his hot takes on them and proceeds to roast some of them. Jason's rules will now be called "Park Benches to Live By" because Jason found out halfway that he cannot speak...

  9. S2E6: RED FLAGS AND RELATIONSHIPS

    In this episode, two longtime best friends, along with Jessie and Matt take a deep dive into couch boy, a internet sensation who may or may not be cheating on his girlfriend. Following that discussion, Jason and Austin discuss the red and green flags in a relationship, as two experts on that…

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  10. S2E5: HOT SONGS AND HOT DOGS

    In this action packed episode, two longtime best friends discuss possibly the worst list ever made: The Rolling Stones Top 500 Songs of all time. Spoiler alert: there's a lot of hot takes in here so be ready. Then Jason and Austin talk about the possibility of Austin gobbling 78 glizzies in a...

  11. S2E4: MET GALA GOSSIP

    Two Longtime Best Friends get together to talk about the biggest party of wealth, the Met Gala. Jason, per usual, doesn't know 98% of the celebrities who were there, but that doesn't keep him from judging their dresses and suits. Austin and Jason also engage in a discussion about how squirrels…

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  12. S2E3: AUSTIN'S TEST WOES

    In this action-packed episode, two longtime best friends discuss Austin's medical school personality test, which he may or may not have failed (?). Additionally, the boys break down one of the best movies of all time, Fight Club. Jason and Austin also explore the world of sororities and try to...

  13. S2E2: Fake Football Team and Sorrowful Shorts

    Two Longtime Bestfriends sit down to discuss what may be the funniest sports scandal of all time, which involved a fake football team going up against the best team in the country. Additionally, the boys talk about the saddest movie on Netflix and it gets real, real quick. Finally, the show wraps...

  14. S2E1: ENGAGEMENT ALERT

    Two longtime best friends get engaged... In this season premiere, the boys get together to talk about their trip to Tennessee, with special guest Rylee to talk about how Austin asked her to be on the podcast. Jason got engaged, so that was fun. There's a lot of talk about bears in this episode…

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  15. EP25: SUMMER SPECIAL

    Two longtime best friends get together over the summer to talk about their time away from school and everything that has happened since the last show. The boys discuss their jobs and get into their MCAT results. The NBA Finals have wrapped and the Olympics are here. We finish with an extra…

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  16. EP24: Rückkehrunruhe & Farewell

    Two longtime best friends get together to discuss everything on the last podcast of the season. Love is dead part three featuring Bill and Melinda Gates, and this time the guys talk about their dream dates for winning this lovely recently single ladies over. The guys have some find some post-nup...

  17. EP23: BITCOIN AND ROB LOWE

    Two longtime best friends get together to discuss the events of this past week. Jeff Wittek released videos of how he released his eye and the guys discuss facial surgeries and what they'd fix. Zac Efron also had work done on his face with much less success. The guys talk about some of the…

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  18. EP22: SOCCER IS FOR THE PEOPLE

    Two longtime best friends get together to discuss the most pressing news from this week. Soccer died and came back to life with the rise and fall of the super league and the guys' give their takes on the situation. Jake Paul's fight was this past week and we watched a milk-bag Ben Askren be the...

  19. EP21: QUEEN E HIT ME UP

    Two longtime best friends invite two of their friends to join them for a zoom edition of the podcast. Jessie is back on the pod with Sarah to talk about some of their stories of Austin and Jason. Then we discuss the biggest news from this week, the queen is single and ready to mingle. The boys…

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  20. EP20: CANS AND CANALS

    Two longtime best friends get together to discuss everything in the news from the past two weeks. The Ever Given has been freed from the Suez Canal and the guys talk about all great memes that came from it. Baseball is back and that means the Astros are in trouble again #neverforget. The fans…

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  21. EP19: MARCH SADNESS

    Two longtime best friends get together to discuss their poorly performing March Madness brackets. The guys discussing a disappointing Purdue loss and the prospects for next year. Some idiots try to insult D1 athletes and we decide that's not okay. Then the guys lose all sense of direction for the...

  22. EP18: KERMIT THE FROG ft. Jessie

    Two longtime best friends gather with their longtime friend to talk about some embarrassing moments. Wanna learn how cringy Austin can be? Or how Jason's love life is going? Check out this episode. Jessie comes on to tell the story of how she made a boy sell everything and move to Australia and...

  23. EP17: POWERPOINT PARTY

    Two longtime best friends get together to discuss their recent busy lives in what was supposed to be a short episode. The boys made powerpoints with their friends and presented them to each other. Jason and Austin break down their presentations and then get into the good stuff. They discuss what...

  24. EP16: DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

    Two longtime best friends get together to break down sports, and then it gets ugly. They move it into accents, words, and I think Jason does a Shrek accent. Honestly, who knows what happened in this episode. The sports equinox anyone? March madness is exciting for Jason and Austin has to prove…

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  25. EP15: LOVE IS DEAD

    Two longtime best friends get together to discuss the death of love only one week after Valentine's Day. That's right everyone your favorite couple is broken up. Austin is so broken up about it he almost couldn't record this week. Kim and Kanye are finished. They've filed for divorce and all hope...

  26. EP14: ST. VALENTINE COMPLICATES RELATIONSHIPS

    Two longtime best friends get together and discuss their Valentine's Days. Did Austin forget two years in a row? Does Jason actually have a valentine? Find out in this episode! Then the boys give out unsolicited love advice that you should definitely not listen to because their opinions are the...

  27. EP:13 PRETENDING TO BE ANALYSTS

    Two longtime best friends get together to break down the events of the weeknd, see what I did there. Austin pretends like he knows about football and claims things that he saw Stephen A Smith say on twitter a few hours prior. Jason claims that football is rigged just because the team he wanted to...

  28. EP12: BENCH TO THE MOON!!!

    Two longtime best friends sit down to discuss the meteoric rise of GameStop stock. Austin pretends to be an expert on the stock market even though most of his education comes from the internet over the past week. Meanwhile, Jason refuses to put money down for anything. The boys also imagine...

  29. EP11: THE TALES OF WINDOW GENIE

    Two longtime best friends sit down this week to discuss what you've all been waiting to hear, Window Genie stories. The boys talk about their high school and early college summer job and all of the fun stories that came out of it. Wanna hear about crusty diamond dealers? People falling off…

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  30. EP10: THE COOLEST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME

    Two longtime best friends get together to talk about presidents. In the spirit of the inauguration this week Jason quizzes Austin on some of the most interesting presidential fun facts of all time. Who was never actually arrested? Whose name isn't their real name? Whose parrot was removed from...

  31. EP9: SIT DOWN WITH SITCOMS

    Two longtime best friends get together to discuss the best sitcoms and mockumentaries. Jason and Austin discuss the office, friends, and many other popular tv shows. They also share their picks on what streaming services you should have right now. Jason gets quizzed again on pop culture, this…

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  32. EP8: NEW YEAR NEW GAMES

    Two longtime best friends are joined by their third longtime best friend to discuss board games, party games, video games, and more. Austin and Jason spend some time rating their favorite games and telling some stories with Matt about their experiences with them. The boys wrap up with their new...

  33. EP7: 2020 REVIEW AND 2021 PREDICTIONS

    Two longtime best friends gather to wrap up 2020 with a brand new format for the podcast. The guys review the best memes, news stories, and films released in 2020. But since we all lived through that, they look forward to what 2021 has to offer. For these two, that mostly involves doing…

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  34. EP6: THE PILOT WITH NO DIRECTION

    Two longtime best friends are joined by Payton in this meandering episode. We discuss what school is like and how we handled the semester. Payton breaks down what he's learned about flying. Finally, for those that are single like Jason and Payton, we discuss cuffing season and dish out some…

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  35. EP4: THE COVID INTERVIEWS

    Two longtime best friends get closer to their roommates who they've been quarantined with for three weeks. Hilarity ensues. Find out how many chickens it would take to bring down an elephant, who the best roommate is, what defines soup, and what movies we do not identify this. If you're wondering...

  36. EP3: TWO DUDES, SITTING ON A BENCH, WILL THEY KISS? MAYBE

    Two longtime best friends talk about getting COVID-19, getting a brand new intro, and answer 36 questions guaranteed to make them fall in love. It's a steamy conversation this week and things get real. Find out about the guy's most embarrassing stories, their perfect day, and if they think…

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  37. EP2: HO HO HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS

    Two longtime best friends discuss their favorite holidays and their best Halloween costumes. Austin and Jason argue over what their ideal family looks like. Jason recaps one of the best weekends of his life. Austin promises to put out a vlog over Christmas break, but we all know that that is...

  38. EP1: THE BEST SHOW ON NETFLIX

    Today, two longtime best friends discuss their favorite new Netflix show, what happened at the World Series, and Austin's trip to Nashville.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome back to season 2 of Two Dudes and a Bench, where two longtime best friends, sit down and discuss what's going on in the world today. This season the boys are expanding their podcast to YouTube! Check out season 2 with more interviews, more laughs, and more content! Brought to you by CONTENT NO CHASERCheck out our socials!Twittter: ContentnochaserInstagram: ContentnochaserYoutube: ContentnochaserTikTok: Contentnochaser Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodudesandabench/support

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Welcome back to season 2 of Two Dudes and a Bench, where two longtime best friends, sit down and discuss what's going on in the world today. This season the boys are expanding their podcast to YouTube! Check out season 2 with more interviews, more laughs, and more content! Brought to you by CONTENT...

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